- [dog barking]
- DAD: Come on, girls.
It's time for
Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
- ALL: [cheering]
- As another one
of your daughters,
I, too, cannot wait
for this day.
- Hold it right there.
- What's wrong, Daddy?
- Nice try, Lincoln, but it's
Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
- Come on, Dad.
Every year they get
to go with you to work
and have an awesome time,
and I get stuck at home.
- Sorry, pal.
Besides, my office
isn't that awesome.
- Hurry, Pops!
We don't wanna miss
the donut cannon.
- DAD: I'll bring you back
a jelly-filled!
- DAUGHTERS: [cheering]
- [tires screeching]
- You know, it's not fair that
you should have to miss out on
Take Your Daughter to Work Day.
- Really?
- Yep. So I'm officially making
today Take Your Son to Work Day.
You're coming with me.
- Wait, to the dentist's office?
I don't know, Mom.
- Hey, come on.
I know it's not as
exciting as Dad's office.
But you're Lincoln Loud.
You can make anything fun.
- Well, I guess that's true.
Okay, I'm in.
- Nice dress, Loud.
- [coughs]
Right after I change.
- Okay, Tara, the pain will
go away in a few days.
In the meantime,
here's a lollipop.
Good morning, Rita.
- Good morning, Dr. Feinstein.
You remember my son, Lincoln?
- Sure I do.
Let's see how those permanent
teeth are coming in.
Open.
Mm-hm, have you
been flossing?
- Uh-huh.
Every night.
- Sure you have.
- [door slams]
- Okay, Lincoln,
while I'm working, you can hang
out in here and read comics.
- Teddy Toothbrush versus
the Evil Ninjavitis?
- Mm-hmm.
My favorite issue is number
four, Fastest Gums in the West.
[imitates whip snapping]
- Can't I hang out with
you while you work?
- Rita, I have an abscess
that needs to be drained.
Bring a bucket.
- [gulps]
Actually, I'm good here.
- Be right there, Doctor.
- Okay, I can make this fun.
- [" : A Space
Odyssey"-type music]
- This is Captain Loud
to Ground Control.
I can see Uranus from here,
and boy, is it gassy.
This is one small step for man,
one giant leap for--Lana?
- ALL: [laughing]
- Yeah!
- Dad's office
is across the street?
No fair. I can't
compete with that.
Houston, we have a problem.
[pressing buttons]
Mayday! Mayday!
[pressing buttons]
Aah!
- Let me show you
one of the other
neat things we've got here.
We call it
Dr. Feinstein's cabinet of fun.
- Oh, dental supplies.
- Rita, we have
a couple of teens
with their braces
stuck together.
- Be right there, Doctor.
[scribbling]
- What have we got here, huh?
Dental floss,
surgical mask, gloves.
I think I can work with this.
Langley, this is Agent Loud.
I've got eyes on
the president's tooth.
Security's tight, but tell POTUS
I'm bringing that molar home.
- ♪
- Just another routine
job for Agent--
Oh, for crying out loud!
- ALL: [laughing]
- [bellowing]
- DAD:
Ha! You missed me!
- Oh!
Dang it!
- The fun isn't over yet.
Let me introduce you
to our office mascot.
- Whoa, what is it?
A piranha?
A barracuda?
A Great White?
- MOM: Not exactly, heh.
We call him "Fisher."
- Rita, I need you.
We've got a caramel
apple emergency.
- [scribbling]
I'll be back, Lincoln.
Do me a favor and feed Fisher.
- You got it.
- ♪
- [mock Australian accent]
Crikey!
It's a rare Patagonian
dental fish.
These babies are known
to be fierce predators.
I'd better be extra
careful feeding them
or it's bye-bye pinky.
Whoops!
That's a few too many shrimps on
the barbie for this little guy.
Fisher, aah!
[gasps]
- ♪
- Oh! Aah!
- ♪
- I guess it's Lincoln Loud,
one, little fishy, zip--
--line?
- LUCY: Wheeeeee!
- [sighing]
Why do I even try?
This place will never
be as fun as Dad's.
But an arcade would be.
- We're gonna be another half
hour or so, sweetie.
There was more caramel
than we thought.
Think you can keep
yourself amused?
- Can I?
I mean, I'm sure
I can think of something.
- Oh, and would you mind
watching my notebook?
I don't want the pages
to get stuck together.
- No worries, mate.
I won't let it out of my sight--
- [door shuts]
- --while I spend the next
minutes blasting
zombies to smithereens.
- FISHER: [blows air bubbles]
- Oh hush, Fisher.
She'll never even know I'm gone.
Now this is what I call fun.
- [watch beeping]
- Uh-oh, gotta go!
- Hey, sweetie.
How's it going?
- Great. Just been hanging here
with my good bud Fisher.
- [blows air bubbles]
- Shut it.
- Bad news. Dr. Feinstein
sat on a numbing needle
and he can't feel anything
from the waist down.
Can you keep watching
my notebook?
- Notebook?
- [watch beeping]
- [gasps]
Uh-oh, gotta go!
Uh, yep. I'm on it.
So, uh, you've got a lot of
important work stuff in there?
- Can you keep a secret?
It's not for work at all.
I've been writing a novel.
- Really?
- I'm hoping this book
could lead to an exciting
new career for me.
- [chuckles nervously]
So, that was your
only copy, huh?
I mean, is your only copy.
It's not like something
happened to it.
- Yup, seven years of hard work
between those two covers.
- [gulps]
- Hey, thanks for being
such a good sport today.
How about after work, we go to
the arcade next to Dad's office?
- [knock at door]
- Uh, Rita?
I need you to carry
me to my : o'clock.
- [blows air bubbles]
- Yeah, I know I messed up.
But I'm gonna get it back.
[gasps]
It's gone! Huh?
Aah! No, wait!
[panting]
Convenient.
- [skates clacking]
- [grunting]
Aah, gross! Aah!
Aah!
- ♪
- Yee-haw!
Excuse me? Please, stop.
Pull over!
- Oh, you wanna race?
Let's ride!
- [tires screeching]
- What?
No, get back here!
Come on, boy, let's get him.
- [horse neighs]
- LINCOLN: Aaaaah!
Whoa, horsey!
Aah! [grunts]
- [flies buzzing]
- [horn honks]
- Huh?
- [chomping]
Blecch!
- I got it!
No, no, no, no, no!
- ♪
- [gulps]
[teeth chattering]
[gulps]
Aah!
Aah! Aah!
- Did you just hear Lincoln?
- Lana, focus!
We've got Dad's cube mate
trapped in the coffee room.
Say your prayers, Margie!
- BOTH: [screaming]
- MARGIE: I hate Take Your
Daughter to Work Day.
- Aah!
- [truck beeping]
- [gasps]
- ♪
- Yes!
- [clock ticking]
- [door slams]
- [panting]
- MOM: Lincoln Loud,
where have you been?
And what is on your feet?
- It's a long story.
[sighing]
But the important thing
is I've got your notebook.
- MOM: [gasps]
What happened?
- [sighing]
Better take a lollipop.
- [clock ticking]
- So I jumped into the cement
pit and grabbed the notebook,
but I guess it was too late.
- Lincoln, you lied to me.
You snuck out and you
ruined all my hard work.
- I'm really,
really sorry, Mom. I--
- But you actually might
have done me a favor.
- I...I did what now?
- Well, I was originally writing
about a bored dental assistant
who talks to her pet fish.
But honestly,
it wasn't going anywhere.
But you've just given
me a better idea.
I'm gonna write about a fearless
thrill seeker with white hair.
- Dr. Feinstein?
- No, silly. You.
- Wow, that's awesome.
I'm sorry about putting
you through all this.
It was really nice of you
to bring me here
in the first place.
- That's okay, sweetie.
Now, come on, let's go home.
I can't wait to start writing.
- Uh, mom?
- Oh, right. Sorry.
- [drill whirring]
- MOM: Better take a lollipop.
This might pinch a bit.
- [drill pounding]
- So, tell me again how you
chased down that garbage truck.
- I have a better idea.
- DAUGHTERS:
[chattering]
- DAD: Ha ha!
Another successful Take Your
Daughter to Work Day, eh, girls?
- Margie is so much fun, Dad.
What does leave of absence mean?
- Hm, I wonder where your
mother and Lincoln are.
- Uh, I feel bad for them.
I bet they literally had
the boringest day ever.
- [horse neighs]
- MOM & LINCOLN: [laughing]
- Yee-haw!
- [horse neighs]
- Nice horse, Loud!
- ♪ Cramped inside
this tiny space ♪
♪ May sound bad,
but ain't the case ♪
♪ In the Loud House
♪ Loud House
♪ Duck and dodge
♪ And push and shove
♪ That's the way
we show our love ♪
♪ In the Loud House,
Loud House ♪
♪ Laundry piles
stacked up high ♪
♪ Hand-me-downs
that make me cry ♪
♪ Stand in line
to take a pee ♪
♪ Never any privacy
♪ Chaos with kids
♪ That's the way
it always is ♪
♪ In the Loud House
01x25 - A Novel Idea
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Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.
Series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who is the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.