02x07 - Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough

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But for Cale Yarborough

it could be a
turbocharged nightmare.

Cale Yarborough.

These good ol' boys are alright.

We ain't never gonna
find Cale Yarborough.

- Greed.
- We're in trouble, cuz.

Hang on!

- Ah!
- I'll paint the flag.

I'm gonna adopt you two.

We got 'em.

'Yee-haw!'

'Yee-haw!'

What's Rosco chasing us for?

We ain't done nothing
wrong today, have we?

It's hard to say. What
day is it anyhow?

Keep goin', keep goin'.

Oh..

Dang sheriff. I ain't
never seen one yet

that could drive a straight
line without being tied to it.

You wanna do me a favor?

Shut up.

Now, Rosco don't chase
the Duke boys for practice.

Where the Dukes are
concerned, he's all business.

We don't want Rosco to nail
us for going across the state line.

You best pull off some
road here before he get to it.

'That's ten-four.'

I mean, there ain't
nothing he won't do

to cause the Dukes trouble.

It worked, it worked.

Ah, this is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane

'calling the Boss.'

'You got your ears on,
little buddy? Come on.'

Rosco, how many times do I
have to tell you not to disturb me

while I'm meditating
at my shrine?

Well, well, this is
good news, Boss.

Those Duke boys
went over the state line

'just like we figured, come on.'

Well, that's a crying shame.

They broke the terms
in their probation.

'I want you to arrest
them Duke boys on sight.'

Now, that's one for their
side. We're in trouble, cuz.

Yeah. Why should
today be any different?

Where are we? I never
seen this road before.

'That's 'cause we ain't
never had to use it before.'

If anybody wanted to get
lost, this is the way to go.

Well, I'll be. Check it out.

'Who is that puttin'
the pedal to the metal?'

Let's go get a look
at that dude close-up.

Woo!

'Well, Luke, what do you think?'

I think we're invading
somebody's privacy.

- We better cut out of here.
- Not just yet, fellas.

- Howdy.
- Uh, hi.

You boys got a good
excuse for being out here?

I didn't think we needed one.

You're trespassin'. You
know that, don't you?

The last we heard,
this track belonged

to Pawtucket County
before it was sold.

They got an answer
for everything, Cale.

Cale?

Luke, do you see who I see?

I sure do. It's Cale Yarborough.

Y'all snoopers
put on a good act.

No, sir. We-we
ain't no snoopers.

We just come from across
the state line in Hazzard County.

- They got a nice story too.
- Hold it, Chet.

Hazzard? I knew
a fella there once.

Taught me a lot about
cars when I was young.

His name was, uh... Skeeter.

- 'You know him?'
- Yeah. We know him.

Used to work with
Uncle Jesse on black tilly

when he's running shine.

- 'He's a heck of a mechanic.'
- Relax, Chet.

- These good ol' boys are okay.
- Okay.

Fellas, I'm sorry. But we
just can't be too careful.

sh**t, no problem. My name's
Bo, Mr. Yarborough. Bo Duke.

- This here's my cousin Luke.
- Luke.

- Pleased to meet you, Cale.
- Chet Garvey.

Owe you boys an explanation.

- Come on over here.
- Yes, sir.

Well, it seems
Mr. Cale Yarborough

has been doin' a little
shadetree mechanic work.

They come up with a
real live thingamajig.

'It's a computerized
servo-operated'

'pop-off design wastegate.'

It's a what?

Well, that's just, uh,
technical talk for turbocharger.

It can be a real
barn-burner on a little car.

We've been testing out
here for about a week now.

It's a nice old track. It's out of
the way. NASCAR approved.

And now, we hope nobody
knows about it 'cause

it's a perfect place
to test this little baby

and win the Illinois .

Oh, what's the problem?

Keeping the Jethro
brothers from stealin' it.

- Ah.
- The Jethro brothers?

- 'That's right.'
- I'm afraid we heard of them.

Yeah. All of it bad.

Well, there's no sense
in the Jethro boys

or anybody else stealing
it the way it is now.

It's still got a kink in it.

Ah, Mr. Yarborough.

I know a wrinkle or two about
straight turbochargers myself.

Uh, you mind if we give her a
couple of laps around the track?

Make some dust, boys.

Yeehoo!

Uh... thank you. Thank you, sir.

- The ol' boys aren't bad.
- No, they aren't.

Now, listen up now.

When the red light
on the dash comes on

hit the red switch
and run it again.

- 'You got that?'
- Ten-four.

You got it.

Now, ain't that
some thingamajig?

That's nice.

Come on, boys.

- What do you think, Cale?
- Looking good. Looking good.

- How was that?
- Woo! Ha ha!

- That was nice. That was nice.
- Nice drivin'.

- Did you like it?
- Oh, I loved it!

I could see what you're talking.
Felt that compression droppin'.

If I could regrind that
poppet valve just a bit

it'd make a whole
lot of difference.

I think you got the answer.

Where are we gonna get
a milling machine here?

Ol' Cooter oughta be able
to mill you one up custom.

- Well, sure he could.
- Wha-what's an ol' Cooter?

- Thank you, Daisy.
- That's my move.

Simon, we ain't never
gonna find Cale Yarborough.

We've been all
over this territory.

Not all of it. He's
out there somewhere.

We're gonna find him.

We're gonna be $ ,
richer. Think about that.

Mate.

Looks like you're gonna have to
wash and iron them bed sheets

for another week, Uncle Jesse.

Cooter, I am not
your Uncle Jesse.

Yes, sir.

Uh, pardon me, ma'am. We
were just passing through...

We were hopin', uh, you could
answer couple of questions.

House rules are, I
can't talk to strangers

unless they order a beer.

How about two
beers, two questions?

You got it.

Sir? We've lost a couple of pals
and I wonder if you've seen 'em.

One's drivin' an foot camper

and the other one's
in a white two-door.

I've, uh, seen a lot of what
you're looking for, mister.

'What I mean is, uh..'

foot camper
and a white two-door

ain't that unusual
around Hazzard County?

Thank you. Keep the change, huh?

Okay, thanks. Enjoy your beers.

We'll walk into town
and ask around.

We gotta get going, Simon.
The Illinois 's two days away.

I know that.

We're bound to get a break.

- Ah-h!
- Whoo.

- Oh, alright.
- Good morning.

- I'll bet ya, Cooter's in here.
- Yeah, okay.

Cale Yarborough's here
and we're gonna find him.

We just found him.

Lookie, here.

Hey, y'all. Hey,
Cooter, Uncle Jesse.

Our old pal Garvey.

I want you to meet
Mr. Chet Garvey.

Hey, Chet. How're you doing?

Good to see you, Chet.

Don't y'all tell nobody

that he is Cale Yarborough's
pit boss. They're in town.

Cale Yarborough!

Didn't you hear the man say
he didn't want nobody to know?

- What did he tell me for?
- What...

You gotta keep it quite until
Cale leaves for Illinois .

We tail Garvey and he'll lead
us right to Mr. Yarborough.

That's it.

Hey, sheriff. This here is Enos.

I just spotted General Lee
out here at the Boar's Nest.

Oh, that's good news, Enos.

Now listen, you put them
Duke boys under apprehension.

I'm on my way now.

Sheriff, they ain't
done nothin' wrong.

Can't we just
give 'em a warnin'?

Enos, hush. You ignoramus.

They crossed over the state line

that means they
violated their probation.

Now, do your duty!

Yes, sir.

Bo, Bo, I think it's
time we's leavin'.

Cooter, you work with Chet
here and we'll lose Enos.

- Y'all hold it, Enos.
- Hey, Uncle Jesse.

Where did he go?

I castled.

We just found him, we just
lost him. I don't believe this.

Y'all come back here,
now. Come on back.

I'll get 'em, I'll get 'em.

You gonna outrun 'em
on foot, you dipstick?

I'll just take a shortcut down
Woodchuck Road and cut 'em off.

Rosco wasn't that far behind
us. Where do you suppose he is?

I don't know.

- Ask me again.
- What?

I once had a hound
that would do that.

Just about the time he figured

that he couldn't find his
tail... he'd tree a possum.

'Simon, ain't those the
boys we saw with Garvey?'

Alright. Get out.

Come on now.

Well, they sure can't
lead us to Garvey.

Not where they're going.

Let's sound out the
local police. Come on.

I'm a busy man. I ain't
gonna mess with, keep on.

- Excuse me, officer.
- What?

Mind giving us a little help?

We're looking for
couple of buddy-buddies.

- We know they're here.
- 'We just don't know where.'

One's a medium
height, solid-built, blonde.

The other's black, might
be wearin' a little cap.

I'm afraid not.

Well, much obliged
to you, sir, anyhow.

Service is my life.

Did you notice them
two guys outside

asking about Cale and Chet?

Yeah, you, uh, you suppose
them are them? Jethro brothers

that Cale's talking about?

I reckon they are.

Have to get that poppet
valve out to Cale quickly.

Rosco loves to
take fingerprints.

He don't file 'em, he just
throws 'em away later.

But it sure makes
him feel big-time

just going through the motions.

- Now, just..
- 'Rosco!'

- Mash 'em on there.
- Where are you?

- Oh, B-Boss..
- Ah-h!

You got 'em, didn't you?

Good work.

I couldn't have done
it without you, Boss.

Yeah.

Yeah, ah. You, don't..

Is that, you get ink on me?

It'll come out.

I'll tell you what
will come out.

Money out of your pay.

Now, get me a new
jacket or clean this one.

- Enos, book 'em!
- Yes, sir.

Half of my salary's already
used up on your wardrobe.

Y'all heard what
sheriff said, fellas.

Let's get them
fingerprints done now.

Now, look, Enos.
We'll make a deal.

Give us one phone call,
we won't give you no trouble.

It ain't like I don't
trust y'all, but..

Last time, you
hung me on the wall.

Look, Enos, we are
entitled to one phone call

to call our loved
ones, ain't we?

- Loved ones?
- Yeah.

Oh, that's real nice, Bo.

Well, y'all go right
ahead. Help yourself.

Thanks, buddy.

Loved ones.

How's it coming, Cooter?

Well, I'm afraid it's gonna take
about another hour or so, Chet.

You just can't rush art.

Cooter's garage. Crazy
Cooter coming at ya, come on.

- Crazy Cooter, Luke here.
- Hey, Luke. How ya doin'?

You got Chet with you there?

Yeah, he's right here.
Watching genius at work.

- Put him on, will you?
- Hey, Chet.

- Yeah.
- It's Luke.

Oh, thanks.

Hey, this is Chet here.

Yeah, Chet, we
got ourselves jailed.

But them two brothers
are definitely in town

and are definitely looking
for, uh, our mutual friend.

Oh, no. Uh, thank you, Luke.

I'll be right there. You
hang loose, ya hear?

Huh?

I wonder where
Yarborough's hid out, Simon.

Hold it.

Lookie, there's Garvey again.

Let's go.

You got a jack?

No, sir. Go fish.

Enos, you don't go fish
in rummy, you dummy.

- I just, I just..
- Uh, excuse me.

What?

You got a Luke and
Bo Duke in custody?

I have. Guess the word's out
on how good a sheriff I really am.

- 'I love it.'
- How much is his bail?

Uh, it's, it's $ .

$ ?

- Well, I like to bail 'em out.
- Y-you what?

I'm a little pressed for
time, if you don't mind.

Get down. Here he comes again.

The same two the
sheriff just pulled in.

I tell you, Mr. Garvey,
we can't thank you enough

for bailing us out of jail.

- Don't mention it.
- Alright.

Hey, I bet that
poppet valve's ready.

Let's head on over to Cooter's.

Simon. They work
for Yarborough too.

Probably.

Might as well get the electronic
ears and bug both them cars.

The one the sheriff
towed in and the white one.

Who knows, we might get lucky

and find us a supercharger
under the hood.

Be my guest.

Well, that makes both of 'em.

Sweet.

But I still gotta get
that supercharger.

Now, the question is, Rosco..

Who is this Garvey fella?

What is he doin'
in Hazzard County?

And since when are the
Duke boys worth $ to him?

- Answer me that.
- Well, uh..

Hello.

Oh, hello, cousin Maybell.

What?

Really.

Well, now, Maybell Tillingham.

You know you
shouldn't tell anybody

what's in other
people's telegrams.

So you read it to me,
but don't you listen.

"Cale Yarborough
in Hazzard County

"testing turbocharger, stop.

"We'll wire you when we
get our hands on it. Stop.

Start counting first place
money in the Illinois ."

Signed, Jethro brothers.

Well, thank you, darlin'.

And you can look
for somethin' extra

in your pay envelope
come the end of the month.

- But don't look too hard.
- Bye.

Now, Boss could
smell the ink on a dollar

like a bird dog huntin' quail.

And when he heard the
words turbocharger and money

and Cale Yarborough
Boss came to point.

Alright, Simon. Now
we'll be able to hear

a tick on a hound
dog in both cars.

I gotta get this
poppet valve to Cale

if we're gonna make the
Illinois by tomorrow.

Is there a quicker
way out of here?

Sure, but you can't
find it by yourself.

- Not unless you follow us.
- That's fine. Lead the way.

- Just make time.
- You got it.

Duck.

'Easy, cuz. We gotta
get back to Cale quick.'

You hear that?

All we gotta do is follow them
boys right to Cale Yarborough.

That's it.

I got ya. I got ya.

You're under arrest.

- You boys done messed up.
- I don't get it, sheriff.

Well, your friend here, he
just, he just threw a cigar

out here on a
public thoroughfare.

And now that is litterin' and
creatin' a possible fire hazard.

It didn't take Boss long
to let these two ol' boys

know that they'd been violating
a few blue laws that's been

on the books since
way back before

they'd whooped the British.

Here is a city ordinance,
B that definitely states

that when you cross a street,
you gotta ring your cowbell.

You're coming up with some
legal lulus here to suit your purpose.

What's your purpose?

My purpose? Ain't it obvious?

- Greed.
- Yeah, greed.

Now, ain't there some
way that we can strike up

some kind of a business
arrangement, Mr. Hogg?

- Business arrangement?
- Sure.

- Boss, you and I...
- Can shut up.

- Can shut up.
- 'That means you!'

I never deal on a dry
mouth, don't you know?

- Daisy.
- 'Yeah, Boss.'

Bring in some champagne
and glasses, will you?

'Domestic or imported?'

Both! Domestic champagne,
imported glasses.

Nice girl, that Daisy.

Unfortunately, she comes
from a very annoying family.

Alright. What do you want?

Well, now, I ain't totally
unreasonable, fellas.

Let's just say..

I want what I deserve.

- How much?
- $ , , coin to the rim.

In return for which we'll drop
all charges against you fellas.

'You get full services in
my sheriff's department'

'to confiscate Cale
Yarborough's turbocharger'

'so you fellas can
win the Illinois .'

The winner of which, I believe,
receives , simoleons.

It's worth it.

- Alright, you got it.
- Yeah.

Fifteen thousand, after..

We get the turbocharger.

Fair enough, yeah!

I get , , you fellas
get the turbocharger

win the Illinois ,
and I get a bonus.

The Duke boys in jail.

'Now, where's that girl
with that champagne?'

With the new poppet valve
set into the turbocharger

the boys and ol' Cale
was about to go out

and make a trail run,
once around the track.

Go!

Woo!

Now, even if the boys
get out of this mess

and Cale gets out of his,
they still got Boss Hogg

and the Jethro
brothers to deal with.

Now, how do you
like that on your plate?

Yahoo!

Now, that's just
about how I'd put it.

This is it! Let's hit it!

- Hey, yeah.
- Woo-hoo!

Good run!

- Hey, man!
- Man, you were flyin'.

Bo, Luke, thanks to you two.

I got myself a winner
in that turbocharger.

Why don't you two
join my pit crew?

- Whoa!
- Ha ha. Well.

'Luke, Bo.'

'This is Daisy, come in.'

'Luke, Bo. Now, come on.'

Oh, Luke here, Daisy. What's up?

- Y'all with a Mr. Yarborough?
- Oh, yeah. Why?

Boss and some brothers
by the name of Jethro

'are planning on
stealin' his turbocharger'

'and win in the
Illinois with it.'

'Are you boys in trouble?'

'No more than
usual I guess, Daisy.'

'Thanks a lot.'

That must be them
two guys with Boss.

Yeah, we race against
them often enough.

Yeah, they drive just
like they play, dirty.

You naughty boys.

Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
Shepherd to Lost Sheep. Over.

Uh, Bo here, Uncle
Jesse. Anything wrong?

I should have said
Shepherd to black sheep.

Now, I want you two
back here right away.

We got a lot of plain
talking to do. You got that?

- 'Uncle Jesse, we're tryin'... '
- 'Don't you Uncle Jesse me.'

'The two of you
get here, pronto!'

Yes, sir.

Sorry about this, Cale.
We'll be right back.

Gentlemen, them Duke
boys just put themselves

out of circulation for a while.

Enos, Deputy Enos Strate.
You out there? Come in. Come in.

'Yes, sir, Mr. Hogg.
I'm right here.'

I know all of that and I
think it's nice that you boys

wanna help Mr. Yarborough.

But not at the expense
of jeopardizing your own

probation by crossing
over the state line.

But it was just a risk that both
Luke and me felt we had to take.

Boss Hogg and
'em Jethro brothers

are trying to steal
that turbocharger.

If we don't help Cale...

I don't care nothing
about no turbocharger.

I just care about you two boys.

Now, you don't really mean that.

That ain't the way
you brought us up.

No. You said that the Dukes
should never turn their back

on somebody who needed
help fightin' the system.

Especially, J.D. Hogg's system.

I, uh... I said that?

- You said that.
- Sure you did.

Well, alright.

You go ahead and
help Mr. Yarborough

but be careful, do you hear?

- Yes, sir.
- Yes, sir.

- What does he want?
- Well, I don't know.

We're out on bail, ain't we?

I sure thought we were.

I guess we're about to find out.

- Hey, Enos.
- Howdy, Uncle Jesse.

- Hey, Enos.
- Enos.

Hey, Bo, Luke. I, uh..

Dang, it's hard, fellas, but..

I'm afraid I got a warrant
here for y'all's arrest.

Arrest?

- For what?
- 'Wait a minute, Enos.'

We're out on bail, remember?

I surely do, Bo, and
I pointed that fact out

to the sheriff and Judge Hogg.

Judge Hogg?

Well, that there
warrant's issued by him.

He's the justice
of the peace, Luke.

This here warrant's no good.

It don't even say what
they're to be arrested for.

Yes, sir, I pointed
that fact out too.

Judge Hogg said he'll fill
that in later, Uncle Jesse.

I hope you boys are gonna
come along real peaceful like.

Now, just a minute, Enos.

Sit down over here.

I need your opinion
on something.

Now, then, Enos..

Do you think
these boys is guilty?

- Of what?
- Well, of anything.

No, sir.

'Did you see 'em do
anything outside the law?'

No, sir.

Ever hear a tale of 'em doing
anything outside the law?

No, sir.

When J.D. Hogg made
out this warrant here

did he say he had proof they'd
done somethin' outside the law?

No, sir.

Do you believe
in arrestin' people

that you don't have
any proof against?

No, sir. No, sir.

Well, now then, if
you was on the jury

and you heard the evidence

that you just came
down with right here.

Would you find these
boys guilty or not guilty?

Not guilty.

Well, there you are,
you can step down.

Boys, you can go ahead
on. Case dismissed.

- Congratulations, Bo.
- Thank you, Enos, buddy.

Congratulations, Luke.

- We'll see ya' all later.
- Bye-bye.

Now, hold on, boys.

Enos, those boys
will be back. He he.

But you snookered
me, Uncle Jesse.

Well, yeah.

But, uh, I kinda think you
wanted to be snookered, Enos.

Because you know
something, what I think?

I think that deep down inside,
you wanna fight the system

just as bad as we
do, now isn't that right?

It just could be, Uncle Jesse.

But I still gotta do my
duty as a sworn in lawman.

I'll see you, Uncle Jesse.

Sworn in lawman.

Sorry we had to
run out on you guys.

Yeah, but everything's fixed.

Cale, you know, we're
sitting ducks out here.

We better get on to
the Illinois if we can.

That ain't gonna be easy,
considering Boss Hogg's gonna

have all the roads
around here blocked.

In that case, we'll
never make the race.

Unless we find a way
to throw him off the trail.

We can pull that turbocharger
off the engine and carry it.

Yeah, yeah.

Then figure out a plan to
decoy them Jethro brothers

and make 'em think
we're some place else.

'I got an idea.
It's gonna work.'

'We can find another charger,
we're gonna have it easy..'

Step one, the Cale
Yarborough's white car

is out in the open for
the whole world to see.

Step two, you send ol'
Garvey on the road out of town

hopin' them other
guys will follow him.

And step three was real clever.

Drop Cale Yarborough
at the bus stop.

You let him take a thingamajig

and slip out of
town real quietly.

That was one slick plan.

And it didn't work
worth a pitcher of spit.

I don't believe it.

We got 'em, Enos. We got 'em.

Go, go, go.

And we got orders to confiscate
anything that they're carrying.

How did Rosco and Enos
know we're going to the bus stop?

'Lucky guess.'

Oh, I wouldn't say that.

'Where to now?
Back to the bus stop?'

'Nah, too obvious. Let's
head for the train depot.'

'We'll sneak Cale out
on the : to Hotlanta.'

That's what he thinks.

Rosco, can you hear me?

Now, you and Enos

get yourselves over
to the train depot..

You see what I see?

Luke, you're gonna
call Rosco and Enos

being at the train station
just another lucky guess?

I don't know what
to tell you, cuz.

Is there no other
way out of town?

No, not unless we grow wings.

- Well, that's it.
- What's it?

Amos Stigger.

Howdy, Luke. Howdy, Bo.

Hey, Amos.

Amos Stigger, I'd like you
to meet Cale Yarborough.

- Cale Yarborough.
- Howdy, Amos.

What're you boys doing out here?

Amos, we got us an emergency.

Oh, you got Boll
Weevil. You got Locust?

No, it ain't nothing
like that, Amos.

We need you to take
Mr. Yarborough to Washington

so he can get another plane.

Oh, I'd be happy to.

Whoa! Alright.

But I can't do today.

I got a crop-dusting job to
do for Boss Hogg right away.

- Boss Hogg?
- Yeah.

I said it once
and I say it again

there are just strange
things happenin' today.

There sure are. Now, I
don't mind dustin' Boss' crops

but they sure is
a waste of time.

- How come?
- Oh, Boss don't have no crops.

- It's Rosco and Enos again!
- How do they do it?

Don't know. I'm starting to
feel like we're on candid camera.

Which way we gonna go now?

'Dealer's choice.'

We got 'em, Boss. We got 'em.

Yes, sir. We got them.

Yeah, we got them.

Hang on back there,
Cale. They ain't got us yet.

'Hit it, Bo.'

Ain't that pretty
hanging there like that?

Y'all stick around

'cause we'll be getting
on with it in a minute.

- 'Yee-haw.'
- 'Yee-haw.'

You boys do this often?

You know how it is when you
get a country boy behind a wheel.

Whoo!

- 'Oh.'
- 'You alright, sheriff?'

Ooh. Ooh..

Rosco, if I'm
translating you right

you lost them again, didn't you?

I just don't know
what to make of it.

Boss and Rosco are..

- They're one step ahead of us.
- How are they doing that?

As if they were right
there in the car with us.

Maybe they were.

A bug.

We ain't getting nothin'.

They must have
stepped out of range.

Boss, this here's Luke
Duke. Got your ears on?

Me and Bo got a
personal message for you.

'Just for your ears only.
So listen up, you hear?'

Yeah, yeah, I'm listenin'.

A-ah!

Patience, fellas. Patience.

I personally guarantee
that Cale Yarborough

wouldn't get out
of Hazzard County.

And I'm a man of my word.

That is when the price is
right, and $ , is just fine.

The price was , .

Well, the cost of roadblocks
is going up every minute.

Not to mention the wear
and tear on my bones.

Rosco, come in!

'You're wall-to-wall, Boss.
So go ahead and squall.'

Now, here's what
we're all gonna do.

Now, there's running
out of time and ideas

at about the same rate.

Nah. Bo, get on the horn and
get a hold of Jesse and Daisy

and have 'em
meet us at Cooter's.

- Alright.
- I'll explain everything there.

You don't need to explain to me.

For once, I'm
right ahead of you.

Hey, when all this is over,
I'm gonna adopt you two.

That might not be
a very good idea.

He'll eat you outta
house and home.

Now, first Luke and Bo brought
Cale's white car to Cooter's.

Then he explained the
situation to Jesse and Daisy

and told them what
they'd have to do.

Next came Cooter.

Now this was a might tricky.

Y'all, lemme get this
straight now, here.

Y'all want me to
take Cale's car here

and do a paint job so it
matches up with the General?

- Plus one more car.
- One more car.

It don't have to be exact as
long as it's the same model.

We'll help with the painting
so it won't take that long.

I'll paint the flag, I
just love that flag.

But the question is, where do
we find another car this model?

If you can find one more,
we'll be in debt to you.

Gentlemens, you
are in high cotton.

I happen to have in the
rear of my establishment

the very thing.

'Now, it does have
a busted radiator.'

If you run it for more than

it's gonna... like ol' faithful.

- Let's do it.
- Done.

Yes, sir. Thank you.

This is Sheriff
Rosco P. Coltrane

at barricade one, calling
Deputy Enos Strate

at barricade two.

'You got your
ears on, dipstick?'

- 'Come on.'
- Right back at you, sheriff.

I hear you loud and clear.

Well, do you see
anything, come on?

Out on the hill, I think I
see a sheep with a bloat.

Enos, I don't give a dang
about no sheep with a bloat.

Do you see the Dukes, come on?

Seems like Rosco and
Enos have been busy

while the boys have been
working at Cooter's garage.

That's two roads
blocked up already.

Will you two mushmouths
shut your bazoos?

Uh, make that three roads.

This ain't gonna
be an easy situation.

We got 'em bottled up for sure

so long as you mule
heads do your job.

Roadblock number
three over here.

And why my roadblock is
number three and not number one

I'll never know.

Anyhow, we're all set and
ready. What about you?

Number one is fine as
wine, little fat buddy, come on.

Roadblock number
two is good as buttermilk

'Mr. Hogg and sheriff.'

Well, alright.

Then let them play their game.

If there's still time.

Now, Boss is gonna
get what he's waiting for

'cause here comes General
Lee, and it's not alone.

Now, just to keep y'all
from getting confused

old Jesse is driving General A.

Daisy is at the
wheel of General B.

And in C, in the middle,
in the real General Lee

now that's Bo and Luke
with Mr. Yarborough, I think.

Luke's plan was to
confuse the enemy.

And he did a pretty
fair job of confusin' me.

It's the General, it's
headed right for us.

He won't get through
without totaling himself.

He'll have to stop.

We got them.
They've turned tail.

And they're headed
west on Sumner Road.

Right, Mr. Hogg.

I'll go back and head 'em off.

I should sight 'em
up ahead any second.

Ding-dang! There
they are behind me.

Behind you?

If they're behind you then
they can't be going west

they gotta be going east, you..

We got 'em in plain sight
and they're still moving west.

West? No, it's a-a south.
No, it's east. No, uh..

They took the turnoff
at Sutton's Crossing.

It'll bring them out
on the North Fork.

'I repeat it, North Fork.'

Balls of fire, Mr. Hogg.

I don't know y'all is chasin'

but the General I'm after
headed back towards the crossing.

Make up your mind, will you?

'Dipstick!'

Now, I got you. He he.

You don't got anything,
you numbskull. We got 'em.

'And they're heading right for
the North Fork. You got that?'

It's the West Fork
that they're heading for.

- North Fork.
- It's the West Fork, you..

Boss, it's, it's the West Fork.

And I've got them in
my sight as plain as day.

Sun comes up in the
east and sets in the west.

Thirty days that's September,
April, June, and November.

Ah!

Come on, get him.
We got 'em this time.

Get 'em out of there.
Get them out. Come on.

It sure don't take much to draw

a crowd in Hazzard
County no more, does it?

Jumpin' jehoshaphat! They're
in another General Lee...

Come on, go get the others.
Come on, you two. Come on.

Surprise, Enos.

You have to hover back to
your car and call this one in.

Are you disappointed?

I ain't never disappointed
seeing you, Daisy.

Oh, Enos.

Now comes the good part.

Ooh.

'Yeah, alright. Stay here
now. We got 'em trapped.'

Damn. A-ah!

Rosco, you dodo.

Get that vehicle back
blocking the road.

Well, I hate to say it,
but I'm clean outta aces.

Hey, what about this?

'Ten-four.'

While boss was
waiting for the General

Luke was fixin' to give him
the biggest surprise of all.

They'll never get
through this time, partners.

They're as good as sealed off.

Here they come.

Rosco, sh**t if you have to.

Aim for the tires.
Just stop 'em.

- We got the light.
- Then, hang on.

Oh-h!

Yee-hoo!

Boss and Rosco had
a heart-to-heart talk.

All about what went wrong.

That's how the Dukes
helped one of the world's

greatest race drivers
win the Illinois .

- Alright.
- Yeah.

The Jethro brothers came in last

which was a lot better
than they deserved.

But don't y'all just
love happy endings.