04x13 - Hughie Hogg Strikes Again

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'Yee-haw!'

The Duke boys know
how to enjoy three things.

Girls, fast cars and peaceful
mornings in Hazzard County.

'Cause girls change,
cars wear out

and Hazzard mornings
don't stay peaceful long.

'Here. There go them Duke boys.'

'I'm gonna have me some fun.'

Hi, boys.

- What?
- Hey, come on, old man.

Would you ease up?

Bye-bye, Duke boys. Ha ha ha..

'Hope they enjoy their swim.'

Deal.

Dang it. He did that on
purpose. I don't believe it.

You'll believe it when
Cooter gives us a bill

for towing us outta
here, that's for sure.

Give him a call.

One of these days,
I'm gonna learn to swim.

Well, there he is again.

Besides being mean as a snake,
I wonder how come he knew

the Duke boys, and
they didn't know him.

And Rosco, once
more I'm tellin' you

if you wanna keep on
being Sheriff around here

you'll slap a parking ticket
on every car in this town.

- But..
- Whether it's parked or no.

What good is that gonna do?
There's nobody here in town.

They're up there at that
drive-in at that swamp meet.

There's gotta be a few
folks left around here

who ain't got no money
to go to no swamp meet.

Well, then how're they
gonna pay for a parking ticket?

They can pay with I-O-U's.
That's how. I'll take anything.

That's what I love about
you, Boss. You're all wallet.

- Yeah.
- You..

- Who's this?
- I don't know.

But I don't think
he's gonna make it.

Probably plant him
with the spring crops.

Why, Jefferson Davis
Hogg. You fat ol' rascal.

You know how long it's been
since I bounced you on my knee?

Well, it must been at least
years, 'cause that was

the only time he was thin enough
to bounce on anybody's knee.

You hush up, will you?

Well, look, I couldn't
have bounced on your knee

or your lap or your nothing.

'Cause I never saw you
before in my whole life.

Maybe you oughta
take a closer look.

Wait a minute.

That whiney voice.

Them shifty eyes.

Them sweaty palms. A-ah!

You can't be nobody in this
whole wide world except..

'...my no-good
nephew, Hughie Hogg.'

And them fast-as-lightning
hands just stole my wallet.

I've got him with the evidence.

You give me that, you varmint.

Just keepin' in
practice, Uncle Boss.

Boss, you want me to
kick his posterior outta town

or you want me to throw
him into the slammer?

That depends on
how much of him is left

after I get my hands on him.

Don't you get behind
me, you little weasel.

I haven't forgiven you
for firin' me as Sheriff

when you tried to take
over Hazzard last year.

Now, who cares
what he did to you?

- Oh.
- Oh, gee..

Wait, Uncle Hogg.

Look, that was the
old Hughie Hogg.

This is the new Hughie Hogg.
I've turned over a new leaf.

No more tricks and no more lies.

Is that what you call dressing
up like your own grandfather?

It's the only way you
wouldn't throw me

outta town before I spoke
my piece, Uncle Boss.

Well, it won't work.

Come right down here,
you viper, so I can give you

the spankin' you deserve.

And nothing you say
will talk me outta it.

Not even if I could serve you
a multi million dollar fortune

on a silver platter?

Excepting that.

Uh, Rosco, just assist my nephew
in coming down off this desk..

Be careful, now.

So that this very clever boy

can tell me exactly
what he has in mind.

- Right on in, Uncle Boss.
- Oh.

I keep tellin' y'all
General Lee is not

I repeat, not an
amphibious vehicle.

Ain't gonna run y'all much.

Yeah, now it's gonna cost that
old man his one fender painting.

Hey, you know we
oughta send him the bill.

That'd be easy enough to
do if we knew where he lived

or who he was.

"Uh-huh. Hogg's Happy
Hacienda, in the heart of Hazzard."

" , Hazzard Square."

Yeah, you always wanted
to build them Hoggaminiums.

- Didn't you, Uncle Boss?
- Yeah, yeah.

That was the idea,
Hughie. It sure was.

But, you know somethin', I
never could get started on it.

On account of, I just
don't own that key lot

right smack dab in the middle.

Well now, supposing I could
get you that key lot, Uncle Boss

would it be worth $ , ?

Well, sure.

But you better have
a fool-proof plan

or you ain't getting
one thin dime.

- Deal.
- Um?

You already own the
mortgage on that property

just foreclose on it.

What? Are you kiddin'
me? What kinda plan is that?

The boss here's been
foreclosing for years.

Yeah, you can't foreclose if
the property owner keeps up

his payments and this
fellow pays off like clockwork.

- Yeah, tick-tock tick-tock.
- Hmm.

I know, Uncle Boss, but
supposing I could unwind

that clock a little and
fix it so he can't make

that payment on time.

Oh, I see.

If you do that, you'll be richer
by about , simoleons.

Oh, exactly where
is this key lot?

- Oh, right out there.
- Yeah, out there.

'That says "Cooter's Garage".'

See.

Oh, yeah. That's
Cooter's garage.

- That's... Cooter's garage.
- Cooter's garage.

Which will soon
be only a memory..

Thanks to this fine
upstanding young man.

Better believe it, Uncle Boss.

Unless of course, your
meat-headed Sheriff here

fouls up my plan.

How would you like for
me to knock you in a...

'Uh-huh.'

Considering the
trouble coming up

they'd be better
off singing hymns.

'Cause they're gonna need
all the help they can get.

Y'all, I'll have this ol'
boy rolling in no time.

Meanwhile, why don't you just
borrow that thing over there?

- The keys are in it.
- Thanks, Cooter, appreciate it.

We better.. Uncle
Jesse will get excited

if we're late for lunch.

Yeah, cuz, I'm hungry.

See y'all, now.

- Fat chance, brother.
- Come on. Radio works.

Good m-mornin', sonny.

Sir, I believe you
dropped somethin' here.

Why, you wallet-snatcher.
That's my wallet.

Help, I've been mugged. Police.

Never fear, Sheriff Rosco
P. Coltrane's here and deputy.

- Yeow.
- Alright, Cletus.

- Let's do our duty.
- Yes, sir.

- Whoa. A-argh!
- Oh. Ah-h.

- Cooter, y'all behave..
- Alright, arrest him.

Rosco, you gotta
be outta your mind.

All I did was pick up
this old fella's wallet.

That why... put him in jail.

He mugged me and att*cked a
poor old defenseless senior citizen.

No disrespect intended, sir, but

Rosco, he ain't quite playing
with a full deck, you know.

Oh, you just hush
and tell it to the judge.

Alright, Cletus, get over there
and cuff him and stuff him.

- Yeah yeah.
- Gnarl!

Huh! Has he had his sh*ts?

That was almost too easy.

Now, knowing Hughie, what
I'm waitin' for is a double-cross.

Ah.

Hello.

Well, if you're
timin' ain't right on

they're walking in
the door right now.

It's for you.

- It's Cooter.
- Cooter?

- We just left him, didn't we?
- Yeah.

Hey, Cooter, what's up?

Yeah, I'll give you one guess.

The place I'm at, they don't
have no TV, food's terrible

and you get one phone call.

You've been arrested?

'What?'

What for?

Uh, you got it, bad city, huh.

Some of Rosco's
mess Sheriff Coltrane.

Muggin' the elderly or
swipin' a wallet or something.

You want me to go on?

Just sit tight and we'll
try coming up with a bail.

Thanks, y'all.

Ow-w-w.

- Cooter's arrested?
- Yeah, he's in jail.

I don't think we got $
between the bunch of us.

Hold everything.

Long as we got the pink slip
to the pick-up, we got money.

Follow me.

It's folks like old Jesse
that sometimes makes

the rough spots better.

It's folks like Boss, that
helps make the rough spots.

What do you mean
you can't set bail?

Boss, that just ain't right.

Look here, Dukes. Muggin' is
one of your most serious crimes.

And I ain't about to
turn this mugger loose

so he can prey on more mug-ees.

Boss, Cooter is no
mugger and you know it.

Well, maybe he is
and maybe he ain't.

But I'll be happy
to turn him loose..

Right after he's declared
not guilty at his trial.

When's that gonna be?

Well, as soon as the
circuit judge gets here.

Which is..

The end of next week?

'That's what he said.'

Knew I never should
have trusted Boss.

Took out a backup mortgage
on the garage to fix the place up

and pay his due by
the end of next week.

He'll foreclose quicker than
mineral-swimmin' nickel dipper.

Well, then that's why he
wouldn't let us post your bail.

He wants to take
over the garage.

- Yeah.
- Don't make sense.

I just can't see Boss fixing
flats and pumping gas.

Me neither.

I-I-I can make the
payment if I get out.

I got plenty of work to
do, I just can't do it in here.

As long as you got the
work, we've got the hands.

We'll make sure
that payment's made.

- Y'all do that?
- You got it.

- We all will.
- I really appreciate that.

We'll do it if it kills us.

Better keep an eye
out for that old codger.

I think we already met him.

From your description,
he sounds like

that guy that ran us off
the road into the drink.

Just like I told
you, Uncle Boss.

Cooter went for it like a
bear after a honey-pot.

Yeah, he sure did.

I'm real glad you're
back with me, Hughie.

I mean, you've really restored
my faith in human nature.

You're still the same sneaky
low-down, double-crossing

back-biting, ah-ah..

- Slick talking side winder.
- Yeah, that too.

Well, thank you, Uncle Boss.

I always try to follow
your fine example.

Oh, that's nice.

See, I figured learning
about disguises

would be real helpful
to me someday.

So, I took theatre arts in
college when I was majoring

in criminal law.

Oh, you studied to be a lawyer?

No, a criminal.

Ah ho ho ho, well,
that's more like it.

Only, you didn't
study long enough.

- Lookie there.
- What?

'Is that what you call
closing down a garage?'

Uh... dang that Cooter!

He's got Bo and
Luke working for him.

Don't worry, Uncle Boss,
I can get rid of them too.

Yeah, well, you better.

- Get it?
- Yeah, that's as good as new.

- Ready?
- It should be.

Paying Cooter
good money for this.

Yeah.

- What the heck is that?
- I don't know.

- Just freeze it right there.
- Hold it right there.

- What's on your mind?
- Put your hands on the hood.

- Not you, Cletus.
- Cletus.

Rosco, what did we do this
time? We ain't done nothin' wrong.

That's wrong, you've violated
your probation by cohorting

with a known criminal.

The only known criminal
in these parts is Boss

and we ain't cohortin' with him.

No, you got the wrong criminal.

You've been
cohorting with Cooter.

Oh, Cletus, you must be crazy.

How can you call
Cooter a criminal?

He's in jail isn't he?
That's good enough for me.

Now you all come along peaceful

or am I gonna add resisting
arrest to your charges?

Please, put it down.

Alright. See the trouble is..

Wait, hey!

You dipstick, after
them, after them.

Oh... oh, that's smart.

I'm tired of being
scuffed by those Dukes!

They're gainin'.

Come on, General.

Bo, look up ahead,
that bridge is out.

I knew it. I was kinda
countin' on that. Hang on.

Hang on? To what?

Ye-e-a-haw!

Cletus, watch this.

Your superior officer's
gonna show you some driving

you ain't never gonna forget.

Oh, God. Cletus.

- 'Cletus!'
- Wha..

I guess he must have
meant, divinglesson.

'Cletus..'

Nothin' wrong with him that
a nice warm towel won't fix.

I wish I'd say the
same for Cooter.

First that old guy
frames him into jail.

When we try getting him out,
Rosco does the same to us.

You don't suppose they're
in cahoots with boss, do ya?

'I suppose so.'

We gotta prove it quick or else

Cooter's gonna lose that
garage for keeps. Let's go.

'I don't believe it.'

'Now, they got Daisy and
Jesse working at the garage.'

- 'Why those... '
- Dang them Dukes.

Whatever you do,
they keep a-coming.

Yeah, don't worry.
I'll keep them a-going.

Yeah? Well, you
better do it fast, Hughie.

'Cause if them Dukes
earn enough money to make

Cooter's mortgage payment,
I'm gonna have to put you

in jail instead of him.

- Uh..
- You hear me?

Yes, sir. I do.

The only way to clear
Cooter was to get grandpa

to drop the charges.

Only, the boys had to find
him, before the law found them.

Hey, Ms. Chestdale.

Ms. Chestdale, you could do
us a really big favor if you would.

What can I do for you, boys?

See, we're lookin' for
an old man about, oh

I'd say about that yay
high, with a white goatee.

He ain't real familiar looking
but we figured if he's getting

any kind of social
security or pension plan

then it'd have to
come through the mail.

That way you'd know his name.

Oh, I could never
violate my trust

and tell who's receiving
mail at this office.

It's just a long sh*t anyways.

'Course, that fellow you
looking for ain't never set his feet

in here, why I guess I
wouldn't be violating anythin'.

- Obliged, Ms. Chestdale.
- Thank you, ma'am.

That's the least I can do for
the nephews of such a fine man

as your uncle.

'Ah, glory be.'

That Jesse Duke just
sets my motor at fast idle.

- Yeah, okay, let's go.
- Let's go.

Now if that grandpa
who framed Cooter

really was on Boss' payroll,
there might be proof of it

in Boss' office.

Bo and Luke had to make
a slight detour to get there.

You ever notice how
some folks seldom look up?

Watch your step.

It's a good thing you remembered
where this trap-door was.

Flash, would you hurry up?

Those Duke boys are getting
away further every second.

No..

Let's check it out.

- Hey, Luke, look at this.
- What have you got?

Says here that Boss
Hogg charged the county

$ to change
a filtering system

on the county swimming pool?

Yeah, just like Boss. We ain't
even got no swimming pool.

Hey, look at that.

'Hogg's Happy Hacianda.'

Condominiums.

- Part of Hazzard.
- Hazzard square?

Wait a minute. Lift this up.

- Yeah, it starts to make sense.
- Oh, boy.

Looks like Cooter's
garage just got turned into

the front entrance of
Hogg's condominiums.

'Boss, are you in there?'

Ah, the window.

Oh, are you in there?

Whoa... oh..

'Freeze!'

Alright, you Duke
boys, I see you.

You'll never escape
this long arm of the law.

I'll follow you to
the end of the Earth.

Oh.

O-oh.

'How's that for the
long arm of the law?'

Let go. I'll put you in the
slammer. I'm not kidding.

It's alright with me, Rosco.

Smart aleck. Smart aleck.

You move it on, kids. There's
a park near the school anyway.

Cletus, head back the other way.

'Hang on, Luke.'

I wonder if Oliver Wright
said hang on to Wilbur.

'Cause every time Bo says
it, something starts to fly.

Yee-haw!

'Yeow.'

They look alright. We
better keep moving.

Alright.

'Yeow.'

- Cletus!
- What?

You dipstick, you see
what you did to my vehicle?

What'd you stop for?

Stop the... uh... you..

Knowin' how bad Rosco wanted
to make them Cooter's room-mates

the boys figured out a way
to keep looking for grandpa

right under the Sheriff's nose.

- Rosco, did you just call me?
- Yeah.

What's so all fired important
that you had to call me away

during my pizza break?

Well, it wasn't my fault.
It was Hughie's here.

I warned him that he
shouldn't call the head Hogg

away from the
trough at dinner time.

- I see. Nah.
- 'I didn't think you'd mind.'

Seeing as how I've figured
out a way to stop Jesse Duke

from helping Cooter
earn his mortgage money.

Oh, yeah? It better
be a pretty good way

if you're gonna stop
Jesse Duke from helping

a friend in trouble.

Well, he can't help if he's not
around and I plan on getting rid

of him permanently.

- Hm?
- Permanently?

- You mean krrr?
- You mean krrr?

No, just locking him
up for a real long time.

Oh. I see.

See, you get Cooter's
property and get rid of the Dukes

at the same time,
a double whammy.

Oh, yes. So I do.
Yeah, but wait a minute.

How's arresting Jesse gonna
get rid of all them Dukes?

Well, with Jesse gone, the
family will burst wide open.

Daisy and the boys will
wanna move closer to the prison

and while they're gone,
you step in and take over

the farm for peanuts.

- Oh, yeah. Ha ha ha..
- Peanuts.

Ain't that something?

That's my Hughie.

- Ah oh oh oh..
- Ow ow ow..

What'd you do to me?

You'd never know them fellas

was on the same side, would you?

Meanwhile, Bo and Luke
was criss-crossing town

from top to bottom
looking for grandpa.

But nobody in Hazzard knew who
he was or where he was staying.

- Well, thanks a lot.
- Thanks a lot. Much obliged.

Hey, Bo, there he
is. Right over there.

Let's go get him.

- We got company. Take a look.
- What? What?

Ain't them the two buzzards
who drive the orange car?

Right. We gotta go right
into the act, boys, right now.

Let's go.

He's picked up speed.
He must have spotted us.

Beautiful.

- sh**t, you know..
- Look out.

Pardon me, boys. You'll
love the movie. It's a talkie.

That voice sound
familiar to you?

No. I'm too busy wondering
where that old man went.

Uh, sir?

That night, figuring the law
would be watching the farm

Bo and Luke camped out
so they'd get an early start

lookin' for grandpa.

Hey, stick that back in there.

Hughie and his friends were
settin' Jesse up for the k*ll

by shuttin' off the
gas line and fixin' it

so Jesse thought
he was pumpin' gas.

He'd really be
pumpin' moonshine.

Now, friends, that's dirty.

'This thing's got a tape
recorder and a camera.'

'So we'll be filmin' every move'

'Jesse Duke makes
when he pumps that shine.'

And the best thing about
it is, he won't even know

that he's pumpin'
himself right into prison.

Oh, you've done
it again, Hughie.

'You did it.'

I even forgive you for
foulin' up my fingers

with that mousetrap.

Well, I thought you'd
like it, Uncle Boss.

Sure it's gonna help me earn
that $ , you promised me.

Uh-huh, there's
the double-cross.

F-fifty thousand?

Wait a minute. I thought
you said it was going to be .

Well, haven't you ever
heard of inflation, Uncle Boss?

- Yeah, but...
- Lemme ask you this.

What time do they open that
garage tomorrow morning?

Ooh, it opens at eight. Even
though Cooter's in the slammer.

Eight o'clock.

Yeah, well, then by eight thirty

we'll be taking the evidence

to the alcohol, tobacco and
firearms office in Capital City.

And Jesse Duke can start makin'

room reservations
at the federal pen.

Yeah!

Hughie, my boy. You've just
sunk to a new high, in lows.

Look at that little baby camera.

Howdy. What can I do for ya?

Fill that up with
special, please.

Be glad to. We can take
care of that in just a jiffy, here.

'Just take a minute.'

- Daisy?
- Yes, Uncle Jesse?

Uh... take a look at
the left front fender.

That color could only
come from one place.

Okay. I'll, uh,
I'll take care of it.

When you get the book-keepin'
done, ready the place up.

Okay, Uncle Jesse.

Like to keep a
neat fillin' station.

Lost sheep, come in for Bo-Peep.

You gotta put it in these cans
slow, it don't take it too fast.

You sure that's the special
stuff you're sellin' us?

'Oh, sure, I'm sure. I
filled this well myself.'

Lost sheep. Lost sheep,
come in for Bo-Peep.

Make sure that's all out.

Lost sheep, are you out
there? Come in for Bo-Peep.

'Lost sheep, this is Bo-Peep'

'I'm runnin' out of channels
to find you little lambs on.'

Hey, what's on
your mind, Bo-Peep?

'You are. Remember
that, big bully'

'that took a hunk of skin
outta your m*llitary friend?'

He's standing right
outside the office here.

She means that motor home
that took a bite of the General.

Listen. Have seen
that old man anywhere?

No, but there's a
chap here that looks

real familiar in
a business suit.

I just can't place him.

Hey, that should do it.

Now, let's see, five
gallons, dollar a quarter

that'll be six and a quarter.

Come on, we got
all we need. Let's go.

You got some change
comin'. I'll get your change.

Keep it. Might be your last tip.

Well, let me get the windshield.

I'll, uh, wipe. It comes free
whether you put it in or not.

They're leavin'.

I think we owe it to
ourselves to check 'em out.

'Which way they headed?'

Looks like they're gonna
go North which means

they'll be taking State
right outta town.

And tell 'em they are three
of 'em including the diver.

And there's three including
the driver, so you be careful.

Sounds like that makes
the odds about even.

- We're gone.
- That's right.

- There, give us a big can here.
- Help me. Can first.

- It's heavy. Alright.
- Quick.

Here. There you go.

Alright. You boys
know where to wait?

Keep the C.B. on. In
case I need you in a hurry.

Oh, man. That thing's heavy.

Alright.

'Daisy guessed it
right. There they are.'

We'll drive down
that road there.

See if we can get a closer
look at the motor home.

You got it, cousin.

'Do you see anybody?'

Nope.

Let's hope it stays
that way, come on.

Hey, look a that.

Hey, look at that.
There's that old man.

'Yeah.'

And there's the old
farmer who we ran into

outside the movie house
where we lost the old man.

Who the heck's this guy
here with the glasses on?

He's the same as the other
two. All three of 'em are..

'Hughie Hogg.'

Ah, sh**t. We
should've known it.

I wish he'd quit
foolin' with us.

When I get my hands
on him, I'm gonna..

You ain't gonna do anything.

Now, don't that
put the damper on?

Get somethin' to tie 'em up.

Uh!

Let's get out of here.

Come on.

sh*t ruined the C.B. We
gotta get to a phone, fast.

Let's move.

Hughie, Hughie, listen.

You know I'm about to
commit myself to the A*F.

So I sure hope you got all the
evidence we need against Jesse.

What?

- Five gallons of shine.
- Yeah, alright.

How about this? Look.

Pictures of Jesse
Duke sellin' it

'and a tape of
him boastin' about'

'how he was the one that
filled up the pump to begin with.'

'I guess that'll do.'

Winters.

Ooh, hello, Roy.

'Ah, this is J.D. Hogg,
over in Hazzard County.'

How're things
over in Capital City?

Mm-hmm. Say, I
got a hot tip for ya.

How'd you like to break up

the biggest moonshinin'
racket in the last years?

You tryin' to tell me you're
up to your old tricks again?

- I'm talkin' about Jesse Duke.
- Yeah, Jesse Duke.

Ain't no way he'd do that.

He promised me and the
whole U.S of A government

he quit makin' shine.

Yeah? Well, I got
evidence to prove otherwise.

And I could have it in your
office in just a couple hours.

I got a better idea, I'm
going to meet you halfway.

If you really have a case I'll
get a warrant out for Jesse.

But if you don't, I'm going
to swear one out for you.

Say, we must have been cut off.

Hello. What?

They wrecked the C.B.

It took us this long
to find a pay phone.

They found the pictures of you

in all those
different disguises.

Yeah, it's too late
do 'em any good.

You pick me up behind
the county building.

The sooner we
get to Capital City

the sooner Jesse
Duke will be in prison.

Here, take this. Move it along.

That's it, come on.

Well, friends and neighbors,
the odds are stacked

against the Dukes like a turkey
on the day before Thanksgiving.

Hughie's headed for
Capital City with the evidence

with Boss and
Rosco ridin' shotgun.

While the boys pulled
up and back at Cooter's..

Cletus was
headin' for the front.

Come on. Look who's here.

Well, boys, you're just
in time to say hello to...

Wait a minute, I got
somethin' to tell ya.

Buzzards on a buzz saw,
if Rosco knew if you two...

You can arrest us later. Now
we got to talk to Uncle Jesse.

Now, hold it. I got
to talk to him too.

I just don't know how to begin.

Look, you know, I got
one-eighth Hogg blood in my veins

so I can't really say
anything to hurt cousin Boss.

Well, nobody expect
you to Cletus, but..

But if you'd ask some questions
to the other seven-eights of me

the part that ain't Hogg, you
might get some surprising news.

You mean news about
Hughie being back in town

'dressed up in all
them disguises?'

And him using one
disguise to frame Cooter.

- And one to get away from us.
- Mm-hmm.

Well, we appreciate it.

Much obliged, but
we already know that.

But you still hadn't asked me
how come three certain people

are rushing photographs
and sound recordings

to the A*F in Capital City.

Three certain people?

Boss?

'Hughie?'

'And Rosco.'

And their going to the A*F
has somethin' to do about shine.

Ah, they're accusing
us of sellin' shine.

Well, we ain't.

I mean they can't accuse
us like that without evidence.

A phony evidence.

You're talkin' about photographs
and the sound recordings.

They can't do
nothin' if we catch up.

- Thanks a lot, Cletus.
- See you later.

- Thanks, Cletus.
- Cletus, bye-bye, honey.

Thanks for what?
I didn't say diddly.

Wish I could go with ya. I
can't go, but I can chase 'em.

And Agent Winters is gettin'
closer to Hazzard every minute.

With General Lee leading
his own little army into battle.

'There they go.'

'How long will it
take to catch 'em.'

'Depends on how good'

'the General is at
mountain climbin'.'

'Hang on.'

Oh, oh. Hey, hey, look at that.

Hughie, Hughie.
This is J.D. Hogg.

Listen, you better
go like the devil.

Them Dukes is right behind you.

Yeah, and I'm way
ahead of you, Uncle Boss.

You better slow down.

We're gonna have
to take a chance..

Hughie, Hughie, Hughie,
watch what you're doin'.

You almost got me!

Okay, Hughie, you can pull
over. Your trick didn't work.

Well, maybe this will.

Oh, come on!

Keep it straight!

'Dang! What's he doin'?'

Well, what do you
know? We're home free.

'Yee-haw!'

Slow down. That's it, stop here.

Which way did they go?

Since Boss and Rosco knew
where Hughie was headin'

they took a
shortcut to catch up.

But what Boss don't know
is that A*F agent Winters

is on a collision
course with Rosco.

Look out! Look out!

Every time I get mixed
up with J.D. Hogg

I gotta double my
auto insurance.

Ooh, ooh. What a
humungous crash.

That would've k*lled
ten ordinary men.

This is all your fault, you..

I'm sorry, Boss.

Can't you see
where you're goin'?

I'll get up there
as close as I can.

Come on, General.

Hey, Bo. Pull over to that
old oak tree over there.

I got an idea about how to
get 'em out of that motor home.

Alright.

Slow down. Easy.

I got it!

'Uh-oh, here they come.'

'Wait a minute.
What's goin' on?'

'What're they doin'?'

Keep it steady.

Watch your step out there, Luke.

Come on, bring it a
little closer. Come on.

- Luke! Are you alright?
- Yeah. Get me up close.

Oh-h-h.

Alright, little bit more.

Come on, little bit more.

Whoo-hoo!

Get rid of him fast.

Damn.

Oh!

Come on, Hughie.
Keep her on the road.

- Hughie, come back here.
- Come back here, Hughie.

- Dang it.
- Whoa!

One can of shine ain't
gonna frame Uncle Jesse.

You know somethin'?

I never was too good at
taking pictures, you know that?

'You boys all good?'

The Dukes got Cooter out of jail

in time for him to make
his mortgage payment.

And Boss had to give
up his dream of building

his Hoggaminiums in Hazzard.

Which shortly would have
become Hazzard's only slum.

Cletus and Rosco had
the pleasure of bootin'

ol' Hughie's
henchmen out of town.

Black sheep kin folk are
kind of like the swamp itch.

Once you think you got
shut of it, it comes back again.

You get outta Hazzard
County, ya hear me?

And I don't never wanna
see your face never again.

So the Dukes had themselves

a little bit of a
celebration that night.

Word got out that old
Boss's celebrity roadblock

had snagged him
another road band.

Man, that was really nice.

We really appreciate you
stoppin' by and singin' for us.

Stop by? He stopped me.

Well, I stopped you
'cause you were speedin'.

The law is the law.

Speeding? Thirty miles an hour?

But it was in a school zone.

School? There
weren't no school there.

'That was a country road.'

Yeah, well, listen, when
folks learn to slow down there

we'll build that school.

Yeah. You see, naughty-naughty.

Listen, you sang so good, though

I'm gonna tear up
this speeding ticket.

Will I ever be safe
passing through Hazzard?

Only if you come
through with laryngitis.