Heehaw!
Friends, you're looking
at a major cultural event.
The state fair being held
in Hatchapee County.
Which everybody knows is
right next to Hazzard County.
And here come the
Dukes after a high old time.
You may notice
Coy ain't with them.
But he ain't far behind.
How am I doing?
- Best student I ever had.
- What?
Y'all may recognize the
lady as Billie Ann Baxley.
One of the stunt biking Baxley
sisters at show at the fair.
I figured you'd spot her.
She and old Coy ain't
doing too bad, huh?
I wish Coy'd be more
careful on that dang thing.
I'll tell you what, Coy thinks
that Ann just hung off the moon.
I guess so. Three
dates in three nights.
Hey Vance, move over,
you're slowing me down.
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
Heehaw!
Vance!
Alright, let this Saturday
end. You boys cut that out.
Yes, sir. Sorry, Uncle Jesse.
Hey, Coy. Come on,
Uncle Jesse says cool it.
- Come on, now.
- Okay.
I'm gonna help Billie and
her sister get settled in town.
I'll see y'all back
at the farm, alright.
'Don't be too long,
We've got chores to do.'
What a ride. I loved
it. Howdy, Kate.
- Did you have a good ride in?
- All downhill.
Ooh! Hazzard sure
seems a cozy little town.
- Don't you think so, sis?
- Not bad.
Uh, don't worry,
sis. It'll grow on you.
- You think so, huh?
- You know somethin'?
You girls sure are
gonna purdy up the place.
Come on, time's a-wasting.
Oh, no, no, no. Excuse me.
Let me help you with those.
Let me get that. Thank you.
Oh, you're a poet.
- There you go.
- Thanks for the ride, Cooter.
Any old time, I'd stay
and eat all y'all's food.
Uncle Earl's got a flat, gotta
get out of there and fix it.
Sorry I'm late. Didn't mean
to leave you on the lurch.
Billie Ann wanted me to show
her around, felt I should oblige.
How about some of the
obliging around here?
Like helping us
seed the South .
I said I'm sorry. I'll
make it up to you.
- Yeah, we can seed tomorrow.
- Don't worry about it, partner.
There's still plenty
of chores left to do.
Tell me, Vance, am I
dreamin' or do you have
something against me
goin' with Billie Ann?
No, that ain't it. I think
y'all take it slow and easy.
Seeing how little
you know about her.
You sound like a
hundred years old.
Gonna run in for a
second. I'll be right back.
- You know, Rosco.
- What?
This little teddy bear I won at
the Hatchapee Fair sure is cute.
- Yeah.
- I'm gonna give it to my Lulu.
Because she just
loves stuffed animals.
- Guess they remind her of me.
- Yeah.
Well, listen, you know I
nearly threw my arm out
times to win this prize
for Flash... a stuffed human.
Keep your hands on the wheel.
- Oh! Oh, boy!
- Jesus!
- That could've been horrendous.
- Wait a minute. What's that?
'They're motorcycles.
They're following us.'
What are they doing here?
We crossed the Hazzard line.
Listen boss, don't worry
about it. I'll take care of it.
Alright.
Pull it over.
See here, officer, I'm
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane...
- Pull it over.
- Are you kidding me?
See this badge? I'm
from Hazzard County.
Just pull over, pull over.
Do like they say, will you?
You dodo! You nearly
got us both k*lled.
Are you kidding me? It was
those smokey two-wheelers and..
Oh, what are they doing in
my jurisprudence anyway?
- My jurisprudence...
- Oh, your jurisdiction.
That too. You know, I'm-I'm
gonna tell them off good.
What the heck are you doin'?
Do you know who you're scuffing?
- Rosco P. Coltrane...
- Shut up.
Well, listen. I'm J. D. Hogg,
boss of Hazzard County...
You shut up too.
Get out, spread.
- We're getting out.
- Yeah.
- And we're spreading.
- Yeah.
And believe me, he's
got a lot to spread.
I've been sh*t. Oh ah oh!
- Oh, it's only a balloon.
- It's a balloon, is it?
- Spread.
- Oh!
- Yeah, that's it.
- Yeah.
Oh-h! That tickles.
That's an outrage. Listen here.
We don't even know who you are.
Maybe, we can just talk
this over, huh? Make a deal.
Oh, Rosco, How'd you
let 'em get away with that?
You call yourself a sheriff?
Look what they did,
they got my cuff links
my new chain and my $ .
Dang... blast it!
- Scuffed my pearl handle there.
- Yeah.
Alright, let's get back to town.
- Well, we can't go.
- Oh, we can't?
- No.
- Ah!
Well, now, don't that
pop your D-string?
Looks like Billie Ann
ain't quite what old Coy
thinks she is.
That boy never did have
much luck picking women.
The biking Baxleys
play at county fair
then they work the territory.
Well, that went
justfine, girlie.
You were great.
Thanks, Kate.
Get out and spread.
Did you see them?
Billie Ann, if that sheriff was a
sample of the law around here
I think we're gonna
like it in Hazzard a lot.
- I know, I am.
- Wait a minute.
Now, we got a great setup here.
Don't louse it up before we
can make that bighit and take off.
How am I gonna louse it up?
Alright, I'll spell
it out for you.
C-O-Y. D-U-K-E.
And I'm sure you wouldn't
want anything to happen to Coy.
Now, would you? Alright, then.
You just play it cool, girlie.
Now, get that tarp and
get 'em on those bikes
and pick up that stuff
and bring 'em in here.
Now!
'Get out and spread. Ha ha ha!'
An absolute outrage. Oh,
Enos, you're there. Listen.
The police commissioner
of Hazzard County
and the sheriff of
Hazzard County
just got themselves robbed
by two crooked motorcycle cops
and all the sheriff could do was
stand around with
his teeth in his mouth.
Them thieves robbed $
of my hard-earned cash
my watch and chain my diamond
ring and my gold cuff links.
And I want 'em all back.
I want you two to get out,
patrol the roads and bring in
any suspicious
looking characters.
Yes, sir.
'Smell that.'
Pace you're going we should
have carrots the middle of next week.
Well, I'm on my way.
Well, da-de-da.
- 'You look great.'
- Well, thank you, Daisy.
Are you sure you ain't
gonna stay for supper though?
I'm cooking shrimp
jambalaya here.
That's mighty tempting, Daisy.
I'm sorry, like I said, I've got
a date with Billie Ann tonight.
I'm taking the
general alright, Vance?
Cuz, are you on my case?
Is there something you
don't like about Billie Ann?
'She's a stunt biker or what
she does at county fairs, what?'
No. You know me
better than that.
I don't know.
It's just..
I got... a gut feeling that
something ain't what it seems.
How about that? I meet
this great girl. She's beautiful.
She's lots of fun to be with.
And she really goes for me.
And you got this gut feeling?
Ain't you ever had a gut
feeling about anything?
I'm havin' one right now.
Better leave before it gets to me.
And I'm taking the general.
Take care, Daisy.
- See you, Uncle Jesse.
- Yeah, Coy.
I just can't stand it
when you boys snap
at each other like that.
I know. I hate it myself, sugar.
But I got this feeling and I
had to be honest with him.
There's something about
those looks that go back and forth
between Billie
Ann and her sister.
And I felt like I
had to tell Coy.
I'm gonna take you out to
the Boar's Nest, Billie Ann.
Sometimes it really jumps.
I did enough jumping
on my bike out at the fair.
Right now, I just wanna
be with you, sugar.
Woo! Usually, I only hear bells.
Rosco and Enos. Now,
what do they want?
Alright, Coy Duke.
Just pull it over.
What for?
'I've got a question to ask you.
Now, pull it over, I'm serious.'
- Coy, look out!
- Hold on, Billie Ann.
Billie Ann may be a thrill
rider, but riding with old Coy
is gonna broaden her horizons.
Woo-hoo!
- Woo-hoo.
- Ha ha! Hoo!
Ha ha! Where do you
think they're going?
Possum on a gum bush.
'Sheriff Rosco, you
got a toilet on your roof.'
Enos, have you lost your
kumquat? I've got what?
Woo-hoo! The toilet.
It's up there! Hey!
Enos, you dipstick.
Jeez, Enos, you
did it again. Dipstick.
Look at this mess.
It's a miracle but
looks like they're okay.
Now, I've seen everything.
I thought my sister and
I put on a thrill show.
Enos, I'm telling you
one more time... Ah!
- What's he doing in there?
- I don't know, sir.
Is this the way to
the Boar's Nest?
Nope.
Thought I'd take you to a place
that'd be a mite less crowded.
Folks around here
call it the Lover's Glen.
Oh, Coy, you were
right. It's beautiful.
Oh, it's beautiful.
You know somethin'?
I get some purdy strong
feelings about you, Billie Ann.
Coy, you're the best thing
that ever came into my life.
Hm, you're beautiful.
'There they are. Alright.'
'I know it. Look
at those dang..'
Oh, no. I wonder
what these guys want.
Who knows?
- Alright. Alright.
- Alright, you Dukes.
Hold it right there. We got
questions we're gonna ask.
We also got ourselves a
warrant to search this here place.
What's the charge this time?
Well, we were coming back
from the Peeweehatchy..
The Hatchapeche...
- Oh, the Hatchapee Fair.
- Yeah.
Yeah and we was
robbed by two fellers
masquerading as
two motorcycle cops.
Wait a minute, now. Did
you say two motorcycle cops?
All right, J.D., what's this
all about? What's going on?
Alright, I'll tell you.
We got us a warrant to search
this place for stolen property.
I wanna know where you two
boys were yesterday at 'o clock.
At 'o clock yesterday
we had just returned
from the Hatchapee
Fair ourselves.
We was right here at
the farm doin' our chores.
- And we'll swear to that.
- Rosco. Start searching.
J.D., J.D., let me see that.
So while Boss and Rosco
were on the wrong track as usual.
The Baxley sisters were
continuing their taking ways.
And this time they were spotted
by one of Hazzard's finest.
Deputy Enos Strate.
Let's get out of here.
Possum on a gum bush.
There's them crooked cops.
Ah! Woo-hoo!
You see Junior was used to this.
He fishes here a lot. Besides,
he cuts down on baths.
Hey, Enos, you alright?
Hey, Bruce, I'm sorry. I'm
sorry I messed up your fishing.
Oh, that's okay. That
was a good jump.
- Hi, Carson.
- Hello.
Hey, Junior! Catchin'
anything, huh?
Hey, be careful now.
J.D., you don't have to
just tear everything up.
'Deputy Strate
calling the sheriff.'
'Come in, sheriff.'
'Come in, Sheriff Rosco.
This is Enos calling.'
- 'Please come in.'
- Oh, good grief.
'Please come in, sheriff.'
This is Rosco P. Coltrane,
What is it, dipstick?
Sheriff, the motorcycle
cops just struck again.
- They were robbing a motorist.
- Oh, no, no. Wait a minute.
- Are you...
- I want. I want.
Gimme that thing.
Enos, this is J.D. Hogg.
- Listen, did you nail 'em?
- 'I'm sorry sheriff, Mr. Hogg.'
- 'But them crooks got away.'
- Damn. Listen, listen.
I want you to get your tail
back to my office, you hear me?
That's an order. J.D.
Hogg, over and out.
That oughta convince you that
we ain't those two bandit cops.
Right. You and Rosco were
staring right at these fellas
while the crime was in progress.
We got us an
airtight alibi this time.
J.D..
I'm gonna tell
you this just once.
You can just take your search
warrant, get off my property.
- Now, wait a minute.
- Get on out.
- This ain't the end.
- Get it out.
Come on.
You know something,
Rosco? This is all your fault.
- Oh, what did I do?
- You were born, weren't you?
'Oh, come on. Get in the car.'
- 'Can you, get in here.'
- Oh! Oh oh!
Oh, Oh, Oh.
Oh, come on, Rosco. Watch it!
'Aren't those two motorcycle
bandits, ain't police?'
'Two girls could hide under
visors as easy as two fellas.'
'You mean Billie Ann and
her sister? You ain't serious.'
Wait, if Coy heard you talking
that way, he'd blow his top.
You're right, Uncle Jesse,
ever since I started dating
Billie Ann, you've been
trying to break us up.
- That ain't true, partner.
- I say it is.
I'm tired and sick
of your gut feeling.
- Hey, Coy.
- Now, just a darn minute.
- Listen, Coy.
- He's thinking of your good.
That's right. We are
all worried about you.
He's the one who stirred you
up. Accusing Ann of being a thief.
Look, I was just trying to...
Sorry to do this,
Uncle Jesse and Daisy.
I've had it. I'm leaving.
I'm movin' outta here!
'Hey, Coy. Can't we talk
this whole thing? Listen.'
'You don't wanna
do nothing hasty..'
- Now hold your horses.
- Coy!
We've always been
able to talk things out.
Listen, breaking up the family
ain't gonna help anything.
Vance didn't mean you no harm.
It's only way you'll have
peace and quiet around here.
That's important but so
is stayin' and talkin' it out.
I'm sorry, Uncle Jesse.
My mind's made up.
I'm moving in with Cooter.
Daisy, can I borrow your
jeep till I get my own car?
Sure, anything you say. Wish
you'd change your mind here.
- So would I.
- I'm going.
Before I do something
I'm really sorry about.
- Take care.
- Coy..
Well, I never thought
I'd see this. You and Coy.
It's all my fault. Suspecting
Billie Ann like that.
It really hurt him.
If that's the way you think,
why don't you go after him
and make things right.
Oh, come on,
Vance. I'll go with you.
- Go on.
- Thanks, honey.
- See you later, Uncle Jesse.
- Bye-bye.
- Coy, pull over. Let's talk.
- We talked enough for one day.
Oh, Coy, come on.
Vance just wants to
apologize. We all do, honey.
It's a little too late
for that. I'm gone.
Coy!
Pigheaded. I'm
gonna have my say.
- You alright?
- I'm okay.
Daisy, you and Vance okay?
Yeah, and we still
wanna talk, Coy.
Not now, I need time to think.
Please, let me be
for a while, okay?
Well, we tried.
- Only one thing left to do now.
- What?
Check out my gut feeling.
Maybe, we can prove Billie
ain't involved in them holdups.
If you do that, it'd make me the
happiest gal in the whole world.
Let me see if Enos
knows anything.
So Vance and Daisy started
out by calling Enos to see
if he had got any description
on them crooked smokeys.
No, I sure couldn't see them.
But I tell you what, boy, they
sure could handle those bikes.
They went around that tree
in the road real fancy-like
'just like trick riders.'
Well, thanks, Enos, we're gone.
Well, now, how about that?
That's the same stunt
those gals did at the fair.
Meanwhile, Uncle Jesse
had phoned to check out
the Baxley sisters with
an old pal, Horace Mockett
who ran the Hatchapee Fair.
Well, he didn't know too
much about them Baxley sisters
but what he did say
was, they came by there.
They did a couple of their
tricks on their motorcycles
and he hired them
right on the spot.
'Well, thanks, Uncle Jesse.
We're done and gone.'
You know something,
if we could get a look
inside those girls' van it
just might tell us something.
Like what?
The way I see it,
there's two motorcycles
and two police uniforms
stashed somewhere in Hazzard.
Vance.
We gotta check it out,
sugar. Let's get over to town.
Meanwhile, Coy was bunking
where a lot the fellers stayed
when their domestic
scene got hectic.
Welcome to use that bunk
any time for as long as you like.
- Alright, thanks a lot.
- Sure.
You gonna think it over about
leaving the farm, ain't you?
Oh, yeah. But first I need
a little time to simmer down.
See you later. Gotta
pick up Billie Ann
and her sister and
go to the Boar's Nest.
Go and have fun, now.
'Vance!'
You won't give up, will you?
I've taken all I'm going to.
Now, you stop
that dang snooping.
Wait a minute, Coy.
Looks to me like we're
about to see the start
of a new civil w*r.
Coy!
That's enough!
Come on. Cut it out!
Coy, Vance. Stop it! Stop!
You two, you ought to
be ashamed of yourself.
Both of you fighting
like alley cats.
Hey, what's going on?
What's going on, sugar?
My cousin here was
trying to break into your van.
I didn't cotton to it.
You're so anxious to see
what's inside, well, go right ahead.
'It's open.'
'What did you
expect to find, honey?'
A couple of police motorcycles
and smokey uniforms.
That's what.
You mean, he thinks that
we're those crooked smokeys
everybody in town's
been talking about?
'That's what he thinks.'
No need to be shook up.
He'd try anything to break us up.
Now, that isn't so, Coy.
Vance just had a few
unanswered questions on his mind.
- That's all.
- I did have.
Looks like I'm dead wrong.
I just wanna apologize, girls.
You too, partner.
Come on, sugar. Let's go.
Imagine, accusing us of dressing
up like cops and robbing people.
- That cousin of yours, Coy.
- Don't let it get to you.
I won't let him come
between us. I promise.
Okay?
What do you say
we have some lunch?
Sounds good to me.
Oh, Vance, don't
take it so hard, honey.
I never thought Coy and me
would end up fighting like that.
How could I have been so
wrong about those two gals?
I mean, I've just about had
it up to here with you two
so-called law
enforcement officials.
I mean, I'm still missing my
$ cash, my diamond ring
'and my gold cuff links.'
'Plus, innocent motorists
are still being held up.'
Well, I think something
ought to be done.
- What? What?
- And I'm gonna do it.
Here, give me that.
Give me that.
Enos, I'm promoting
you to sheriff.
What?
Rosco, I'm demoting
you to deputy.
Mr. Hogg, Sheriff
Rosco's done a fine job
and I don't think I can...
'Oh, you ain't
being paid to think.'
Wait a minute. Yeah.
- 'That does it.'
- Hey, that did it.
- Now, Enos.
- Yes, sir.
'You send Rosco out on patrol,
because as sheriff, you and me'
have got some official
business to discuss.
Sorry, sheriff. I
mean, Deputy Rosco.
I reckon you better
get on out on patrol.
Please, sir?
How would you like
me to knock you...
Are you ashamed of your daddy?
Oh, I know it.
Oh, I know it.
Now, then, sheriff.
Here's my problem.
With them crooked
cops on the loose
I'm worried about
them breaking in here
and grabbing all my
cash receipts for the week
that I got stashed in my
seat. Including tonight's take.
Saturday night, you know.
That's bound to be a big bundle.
So, what's your advice?
And Sheriff Enos
came up with a solution.
He'd make a run with the
cash to Boss bank vault in town
where it'd be safe and
he'd do it tomorrow morning
Sunday, at dawn with
Rosco riding shotgun.
Which, considering
them two, wasn't a solution
but it was another problem.
I appreciate it.
Watch it! Watch it, there.
- Bye, Mr. Hogg.
- 'Yeah.'
Yes, sir.
And here we go.
Jump.
Hi there, Enos. What's going on?
Isn't that Rosco's
hat you're wearing?
'And that's his badge
too. What are you doing?'
Coy, Mr. Hogg just
appointed me sheriff.
You mean to tell me,
you're in, Rosco's out?
Kind of. He's my deputy now.
Congratulations. That's great.
Meet a couple
of friends of mine.
This is Kate Baxley and
her lovely sister, Billie Ann.
Hi, Kate. Hi, Billie
Ann. Glad to meet y'all.
And this here's
Sheriff Enos Strate.
Oh, Coy, come on, now.
In honor of your promotion
I'd like you to join me
and the girls for a Sunday
picnic in the morning.
Golly, Coy, I'm really sorry
but I got some important
official business in
the morning at dawn.
At dawn? Oh, come on, sheriff,
what could be more important
than celebrating your promotion?
Yeah, Enos, what's
going on at dawn?
Well, this is top-secret, Coy.
So promise not to
tell anybody, okay?
Promise.
Deputy Rosco and me are
convoying all the cash receipts
of the Boar's Nest for the
last week into Mr. Hogg's bank.
To make sure them thieving
motorcycle cops don't get 'em.
That's great. That's
some good thinking.
I'll congratulate you again.
- Thank you.
- 'Real proud of you.'
And listen, I
appreciate the invite.
I'm gonna take a
rain check on it, okay?
See y'all later, now.
Bye, sheriff.
Just don't seem right with
that empty seat at this table.
And the empty seat in general.
Just give it time, kids.
A little time.
I'll get it.
Jesse Duke here.
Yeah, just a minute.
Horace Mockett.
'Hatchapee Fair. Yeah, Horace?'
'Yeah.'
'Uh-huh. Thank you.'
Sure enough, Horace. See you.
What'd he say?
You know I had him do some
further background on the girls.
- Did he find out something?
- Well.
'Owner of another
show they worked at said'
'they did a fine job.'
Put on a good bike
show and everything.
But it seems he
had a bit of bad luck.
His payroll truck was held up
by a couple of motorcycle cops.
That kind of puts the
crust on the pie, doesn't it?
Now, just hold on a minute.
It could be a coincidence.
We can't take that
chance. Not for Coy's sake.
I think we better start tailing
them Baxley sisters now on.
- Good idea.
- We can all take turns.
- Fine.
- I'll take the first shift.
Starting tomorrow
morning at dawn.
You know something?
That gut feeling of mine?
Back. Stronger than ever.
What difference
does one week make?
One week and we're
gonna end up in jail, girlie.
'Give that to me,
come on. Hand it over.'
- Get in the car.
- 'You're always so bossy?'
'Yeah.'
'Same scam.'
'I don't care. Do you hear me?'
I don't care.
Kate, I tell you, I'm
really serious about him.
I warned you about
getting involved.
Look, I'm tired of arguing.
Alright, if you want to, you
can stay on in this hick town.
But as soon as we make that
big hit, I'm pulling out of here.
Got it?
Now, old Vance figured
that there was only one place
that they could be hiding.
Because there
was only one turnoff.
Vance.
Billie Ann.
I think you and me
better have a little talk.
- Where's your sister?
- Right here, cousin.
Get your hands up.
- Now, hold on a minute...
- You shut up.
No one's stopping us now.
Billie Ann get me some rope.
Billie Ann, help me!
'You stay out of
this, Billie Ann.'
Well, blood is
thicker than water.
Old Vance is just
lucky he didn't lose any.
- We gotta tie him up fast.
- Is he okay?
Did I hurt him?
He's having himself
a little beauty rest.
He sure don't need it.
Come on, now, we gotta get
down to that Hazzard Road.
Please, Kate. Can't we
just call the whole thing off?
No way, girlie, it's too late
now. He's done seen us.
'So there's no way
you have any chance'
'of staying on here
now. Now, do you?'
I don't wanna have to leave Coy.
Forget Coy!
Or he's gonna bringing
you candy on visitors' day.
'Now get smart. Move it!'
Uncle Jesse and Daisy were
unable to get Vance on the CB.
So they headed for town, to
see if they could talk to Coy
and pick up Vance's trail.
- Coy?
- Hey, Coy. Are you in there?
- How are you?
- I'm fine.
Now, listen, Coy. Don't fly off
the handle or nothing like that.
We learned some things
about them Baxley girls
and we're gonna check it out.
What are you talking
about? Learned what?
Well, just a chance, mind
you, that they might be mixed up
with them motorcycle
cops that have been robbing
people around here
Now, Vance has got
you two brainwashed.
- I can't believe this.
- Coy!
The same thing happened
at the last fair they worked.
I'll tell you, Billie
Ann is no thief.
Well, we don't wanna
believe she's a thief either.
But right now we're
worried about Vance.
He followed them, and
we've not heard from him.
Vance is following Billie
Ann? I can't believe him.
Alright, let's go and speak
with them female desperados
and straighten this thing
out once and for all. Come on.
That's a lots of bills.
We'll come back to
take care of him later.
Come on, we gotta get down
there and set a trap for that convoy.
So while Boss was getting
that money shipment ready
and the Baxley sisters
were swinging into action
poor Coy was
learning the facts of life.
And I don't mean about
the birds and bees.
He had that down.
Billie Ann's gone.
She and her sister checked out.
Left no note,
message, or nothing.
See, that's what we
were afraid of, honey.
- Something ain't right.
- Let's go find them girls.
I have a feeling if we find the
girls, we're gonna find Vance.
I can't believe
it. She lied to me.
Billie Ann lied to me.
Okay, Mr. Hogg,
the coast is clear.
Alright, come on. Let's go.
Enos, you dipstick.
- Sorry.
- Good grief.
I'm the sheriff now
and you're the dipstick.
You're both dipsticks. Get in
them cars or you're both fired.
Convoy! Mount vehicles!
Move out!
- I'll take the lead, sir.
- Good grief.
Oh, come on, will you? Let's go.
He makes the village
idiot sound like Einstein.
Meanwhile, as the girl bandits
were getting into position
the Dukes were hunting
for Vance and the girls.
And Vance was trying
to work himself free.
This is like looking for a
dang needle in a haystack.
They could have
gone most anywhere.
Well, we're just gonna have
to get lucky, Uncle Jesse.
Well, I'll try again.
Shepherd to Lost
Sheep. Come back.'
'Vance, you out
there? Come back.'
'This is Shepherd call..
Vance, you out there anywhere?'
'I just don't think
he's there anywhere.'
' Can keep trying, though.'
'Shepherd to Lost Sheep,
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.'
'Vance, come back. Come
back, Vance. Come back.'
'Shepherd to Lost
Sheep. Shepherd to..'
'Vance, you out there?'
Try him again.
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
Shepherd to Lost Sheep.
'Vance, come back.
Get your ears on.'
'You out there?'
I read you, Uncle
Jesse. This here's Vance.
- Hey.
- Thank goodness.
That's him.
Vance, where are
you? Where are you?
So Vance told Uncle
Jesse where he was.
In the old cow shed
in Pruitt's Hollow.
And the Dukes went
roaring off to the rescue.
They do that a lot.
Kate, where are they?
Don't worry.
This is the right road.
They'll be here.
- Vance. Are you in there?
- Vance.
'In here, Uncle Jesse.'
- Vance.
- Hey, y'all.
- Are you okay?
- You alright?
Yeah, I'm alright.
- Get you untied here.
- Uh, thanks.
- Get out of here.
- Sure you're okay?
Yeah. I'll tell you, though.
I've never been
happier to see my family.
My whole family.
Billie Ann and her sister
did this to you, didn't they?
They had those motorcycles and
police uniforms stashed in here.
They put them on and took off.
I think I got some
apologizing to do.
Hey partner, we're blood.
You ain't got to
apologize to me.
I appreciate that.
Alright, little Coy.
Well, what are we gonna do now?
Well, if, uh..
We knew where they went..
I know where they went.
Enos let it drop
yesterday that..
'...he and Rosco
were escorting Boss'
to the bank this morning
with this week's receipts
from the Boar's Nest,
and the girls heard it.
What do you say, Coy?
I say let's stop 'em.
You get there before we
do, you wait for us, you hear?
'Alright.'
Buckle up, Uncle Jesse.
How's does it look
up ahead, Enos?
Uh, Sheriff Enos Strate.
All clear, sir.
Sheriff Strate in charge.
No signs we got
nothing to worry about.
Here they come.
'Let's nail 'em.'
Wait a minute. What's this?
Oh, no. It's them. It's
them thieving cops.
Possum on a gum bush.
What? I'll possum your gum bush.
The money. Don't let
them get my money.
You know, they used to
stampede cattle this way.
Alright, what's
next, Sheriff Strate?
Take evasive
action, Deputy Rosco.
You-you turn
right. I'll-I'll turn left.
Now!
Now, take out your g*ns
and throw them down.
Oh, Where? Wait.
What you.. What are you doing?
Toss us the money.
My money.
Oh, I'm ashamed of you two.
Damn! Money.
I've been a fool all along.
I'm going back
to the way it was.
Here, you take this,
and you take that.
And now I'm stuck
between a dipstick
and a knucklehead.
'Oh, wait a minute. Wait
a minute. Hey, hey, hey.'
- Hey, boys.
- Looks like we're too late.
What happened, Boss?
'Oh, them crooked
cops got my money.'
Go on after them. Go
after them, will you?
- It was his fault.
- I'll get that blasted..
Go on. Go on.
Can we ride back with
you. If you don't mind.
Come on in.
I'm going back to the shed.
Maybe, we can still
catch them there.
I'm real sorry, partner.
About everything.
'He's escaped.'
And now everybody's
gonna know about us.
There's a car coming.
We gotta make a run for it.
Let's grab those
other bikes. Come on.
'Hey, there they go.'
There you have it, folks.
The general versus
two stunt bikers.
Somebody ought
to be selling tickets.
- So we'll lose 'em.
- Get your speed up.
Oh, Whoo.
- No! Coy's back there.
- It's them or us.
I can't let you do it.
Hey, watch out.
You alright, Coy?
Yeah, you?
I'm sorry. I'm really sorry.
We could've really
been something.
So the mystery of the two
crooked smokeys was solved.
It left Coy with a broken heart.
But things weren't
all bad, though.
At least, Boss had
his money back.
Rosco had his job back.
And the Dukes. Well,
they had Coy back.
And everybody knows,
when you get the family right.
Things tend to work
out for the better.
Especially in Hazzard County.
05x16 - Coy vs. Vance
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Cousins Bo and Luke certainly have a way of finding trouble with the law everywhere they turn.
Cousins Bo and Luke certainly have a way of finding trouble with the law everywhere they turn.