[upbeat jazzy music]
- Dr. Minyak,
welcome to my show,
"Gabbin' with Gaperman!"
[laughs]
- That title is as preposterous
as it is banal.
- Oh, thank you so much.
- No, Mary, he was actually
insulting the name.
- Mute.
Dr. Minyak, tells us about
your new faster class.
- Of course.
I have recorded a series
of faster classes
that will teach
aspiring villains
how to defeat Captain Man
faster.
- Let's take a look.
- Welcome.
In this class,
I will teach you exactly
how to defeat Captain Man
as I have done many times.
Would you like to hear
about them?
Because I should like
to tell you.
Oh, oh, he often cries
after I defeat him.
"Ohh, Minyak,
you dashing genius,
you bested me once again."
[sobbing]
It's... it's so embarrassing.
Mmm, one time I didn't
even know I defeated him.
I just looked down
at his limp body and said,
"Oh, Captain Man, was that you?
I barely noticed."
You know, people often say
that I am handsome,
far more handsome
than Captain Man.
So... yeah.
Have I let Captain Man win
at times?
Of course I have.
The lord of the manor does
at times throw his dog a bone.
- Okay, don't freak out.
- But he's lying.
What do you expect me to do,
just sit here and take it?
- Well, in this case,
you could maybe just turn the...
- Are you gonna take that
from Minyak?
- See?
- Bruh, you gonna take that?
- No, I am... no.
- Did you really lose
to Dr. Minyak all those times?
- No!
- Let me call Mika.
She'll tell you that sometimes
you've just got to
turn the other...
- Are you just gonna take that?
- And... good-bye.
Ahh! I can punch him
on punch-through screen.
Augh!
What doesn't it work?
Augh!
- That's just a recording.
Your punch-through screen
won't work.
- [shouting]
- And... Ray's lost it.
- Looks like I'll have to lead
the team now.
I always knew this day
would come.
I just hope I'm ready.
- [laughs]
- Oh, honey.
- You're... you're not...
You're not ready at all.
- Yeah, I am.
- "I just hope I'm ready."
[upbeat jazzy music]
♪ ♪
- Welcome back to a special
late-night edition
of "Gabbin' with Gaperman!"
Whoo!
- The sun is not in the sky,
people.
It's gone.
And I should be in bed by now,
but I'm not, and I'm mad.
- Well, we're mad too.
- Because of all the lies
in Dr. Minyak's faster class.
- He's never defeated
Captain Man once.
- I'd also like
to point out that
I'm the leader
of Danger Force now.
- Oh, breaking news.
- Okay, that's...
- No. No, he's not.
- Oh,
Dr. Minyak is watching this,
but he has refused to enter
this live chat,
because as he says,
"Captain Man will just show up
and punch me through
the screen."
- [scoffs] No, he won't.
- "Yes, he will."
- Well, I can prove one thing
that Dr. Minyak said was a lie.
- Go ahead.
- Minyak said he was handsome,
but he's not.
He's gross.
- Can confirm.
- "My soul may be gross,
but my face is gorg."
- When Minyak ran out
of Swellview prison,
he said, "I still have hope
for a win."
- Which means he never had
a win before.
- Mm, checkmate.
- "The spelling bee was a tie."
- If that girl wins,
then you also lose.
And you will have to pedal
with me to California and back.
- This is stupid.
[tires screeching]
- Oh! [horn honks]
- I'd like to circle back
to the idea
that I'm in charge now,
because I am.
- Captain Man actually told me
he lost the spelling bee
on purpose.
- Can confirm.
- I heard the same thing.
- In charge.
- Falsehoods,
mendacities, prevarications all.
- Why, thank you.
- Why would Captain Man lose
that spelling bee on purpose?
- Ask him yourself.
- What?
- Wolf sound coming. Ahh!
- Ooh! [whimpering]
- No, it's a higher pitch,
like a wolfhound.
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Gah!
- Oh! Oh!
- Getting there.
You're getting there.
- Please, please.
- Gah!
- [howls]
- Yeah, there it is.
- There you go.
- Yeah! Yeah! Yes!
00x02 - Danger Force Troll Smackdown
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.