02x21 - Cory and Dean Got Married

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02x21 - Cory and Dean Got Married

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Man:
...by the powers vested
in me by this state

I now pronounce you
husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

Wait a minute.

The music.

I forgot it in the car.

It's a tape we made
for the occasion.

It'll just take a minute.

All right.

But hurry.

This your car?

It's my husband's.

We just got married.

Congratulations.

So, where's
your husband?

Just a minute, miss.

I want to ask you
a few questions.

About what?

About the m*rder
of your father.

No!

Let go of me!

Dean!

Let go.

Oh!

All right, kiddo.

Easy.

We're done here.

All units

Suspect fleeing
south on .

Requesting backup.

Some husband.

♪ We never thought of finding ♪

♪ The place where we belong ♪

♪ Don't have to stand alone ♪

♪ We'll never let you fall ♪

♪ Don't need permission ♪

♪ To decide what you believe ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ Down on jump street ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ I said jump! ♪

♪ Down on jump street ♪

♪ Your friends will be there ♪

♪ When your back is ♪
to the wall ♪

♪ You'll find you need us ♪

♪ 'Cause there's no one else
to call ♪

♪ When it looks hopeless ♪

♪ A decision's what you need ♪

♪ You better be ready to ♪

♪ Be ready to jump! ♪

♪ Jump street! ♪

I said you were right.

What else do you want?

You want it
in gold?

Dorothy, I know I'm not
the only one with a job.

Fuller:
penhall. Hoffs.

I can't talk now.

Don't put me on hold.

Don't... Damn!

Basically, we're good
for each other.

Fuller:
hoffs!

I'm coming.

Here, hanson.

Clear your schedules up.

You two are on special detail.

You know about
the stafford m*rder

With the two kids
from canyon high?

No.

Romeo and juliet--
you'll love it.

Cory stafford and dean skipper
wanted to marry.

The girl's father
had a different idea.

Dean shows up
at the house

And won't leave
without cory.

They fight.

Dean sh**t his would-be
father-in-law.

Told you you'd love it.

The illinois state police

Caught the girl yesterday
in a wedding chapel.

But they didn't catch dean?

He got away.

They don't know where he is.

You two will
bring cory back.

I won't remind you
that she's a minor.

While she's in your custody

Her safety is your
responsibility.

Thanks for not reminding us.

The tickets, your itinerary and
perdium are in that enevelope.

- Perdium?
- Expenses, penhall.

I now what perdium is.
I just want to know how much.
Yes!

You guys leave immedeatily.

Captain, does it need to be me?

Why not hanson or ioki?

You got a problem, penhall?

Trouble on the home front.

What? Dorothy?

I got that girl right here.

Dorothy:
where did you learn to pack?

You got no toothpaste,
no razors.

I'm in
a hurry, okay?

Next time you abandon me,
give me notice.

We've got a cab waiting.

And how come five days?

It only takes three hours
to fly there.

We've got to go
over this again?

She does not
like to fly.

You can't force
a prisoner to fly
if she refuses.

Why not hanson or ioki
with no family?

What family?
It's just me and you.

Sorry.
I didn't mean that.

We've never been
apart before.

Except for the two years
you dumped me for todd.

I don't like
sleeping alone.

I sleep...

I sleep on the couch.

We've got to wait
until we're sure.

Both:
that's where we made
our last mistake.

Ahem.

I got to go.

Fine.

Call me.

I'll call you.

Every two hours?

Every two hours?

Kiss.

( Slap )

I don't think
she'll give you any trouble.

She was up all night writing
to her boyfriend.

Her husband.

Yeah, right.

Got anything on him?

Reported sighting
of a car that matched his

Heading south on the interstate.

He's probably
headed to florida.

Cory, officers
hoffs and penhall.

Cory:
hi.

Nice to meet you.

A car will take you
to the bus terminal.

I'll sign her over
to you right now.

Platform now boarding.

Platform now boarding.

Thanks for the sweater.

No problem.

Doug, why did you
pack so much?

I didn't.

Thanks.

Cycle world?

Closest thing
they had to vogue.

That or
farmer's almanac.

You just
bought that?

With my per diem.

What will you
eat with?

My hands.

I'm a big boy.

I can handle my money.

Doug.

I've never seen this part
of the country before.

Want some gum?

How much money do you have left?

Relax. I'm fine.

Excuse me, but isn't that
our bus pulling out?

Stop that bus!

Penhall:
excuse me.

Do you want
window or aisle?

Window, please.

Okay.

There you are.

What do you suppose
that's all about?

She's a juvenile offender.

We're transporting her
back to her hometown.

Penhall:
have no fear.

We're skilled in police science
and protecting the public.

( Snoring )

Oh, my god.

Stop the bus!

( Murmurs of concern )

What's the matter?

I forgot to call dorothy

At the bus station.

Sit down.

I'm supposed to call her
every two hours.

You can call when
we stop for dinner.

Are you married?

No, I'm in hell.

Cory:
yeah. There he is.

Penhall:
who?

Orion.

Orion who?

See that line of stars
just above the city lights?

That's orion.

He's my pal.

My aunt introduced me
to him when I was little.

You should have seen
how bright the stars were

Above her house on the south
shore of lake skeen.

Orion's so bright in the sky
you could read by him.

I love that house.

And now I can share it
with my prince.

Some prince.

You don't understand
what we have.

You don't know.

We knew the first second

We looked
into each others' eyes.

When he touched my hair

And I stood beside him

I couldn't even
remember my own name.

When he kisses me

I feel it all the way
down to my socks.

He takes my breath away.

I just want
to give him everything.

You got this whole thing
all wrong.

You're only years old.

Sixteen.

You were supposed to date,
go steady

Go to a couple
sock hops, the prom

And then drift apart
when you go away to college.

You don't understand.

Nobody does.

What I understand

Is that you and dean
took this thing way too far.

He k*lled your father.

You two will spend your
honeymoon in separate cells.

You can order more.

I'm sure they didn't run out.

I'm full.

I'm just picking.

You get enough to eat, cory?

Yes, ma'am.

You don't have to call us
"sir" and "ma'am."

We have names.

I have to make my call.

You need to go with
officer hoffs for any reason?

No, I went before we left
the last place.

Well, I didn't.

Meet you guys back at the bus.

Okay.

Oh... Okay.

Person to person collect
from doug penhall.

Doug, what are you doing?

What do you mean?

I'm calling, like you asked.

Person to person collect?

What are we, millionaires?

Do you know what this will cost?

I'll cut it short.

The bus is
about to leave.

You know
I hate being here alone.

I want to be with you.

I want to be with you, too.

I can't be

In two places, can i?

Tell her to put on

One of your shirts.

Tell her to sleep in it.

She won't feel so lonely.

She can inhale your essence.

Uh, dorothy?

Yes?

Why don't you go to the closet
and get out one of my t-shirts

And you can wear it to bed.

That way...

You can inhale my...

You know,
it's got my smell on it.

Doug, that's so sweet.

You're such a sweetheart.

That's the kind of guy I am.

Now tell her you love her.

Uh, dorothy?

You know I love you, don't you?

Yeah.

Go ahead with your work.

Call when you can.

Call collect.

I don't care.

Okay. I will.

Good night.

Good night.

Thanks.

My pleasure.

I don't feel so well.

What's the matter?

Cory:
can somebody
open a window?

Doug, open a window.

Sealed shut--
air conditioned.

She's bus sick.

I knew we should
have rented a car.

I'm starting
to feel dizzy.

I've got to get off.

It's our responsibility
to deliver her

In safety and comfort

Not to see how
far under budget
we can come in.

I think I'm going to be sick.

Jude!

Cory!

( Vomits )

We'll take the same route

But with stop-overs,
it will be an extra day.

That's fine.

How's cory feeling?

She's better
now that she's off the bus.

Will the department
buy penhall a new
pair of pants?

Forget it.

We'll clean the old ones.

That's great.

He'll love that.

How's the money holding up?

Pretty good.

We got money back
on those bus tickets

And the subcompact
won't be a strain.

Come on.

We're all gassed up.

Got to go.

The car's ready.

Yeah.

Bye-bye.

Penhall:
thanks.

What did he say
about my pants?

Didn't sound
promising.

Penhall...

Where's the subcompact?

In the trunk.

You want to drive

Across the heartland
of america in an import?

Move.
I'm going to turn this in.

I got the weekend rates--

Unlimited mileage...

No drop-off charge.

Penhall...

Just hear me out.

We jam into a subcompact--

Windows rolled up--

It closes in on us,
copry gets dizzy.

She wants to stretch out,
but there's not enough room.

She turns green.

We'd like to roll
down the windows,
but it's raining.

We're kicking
ourselves

Because we could have
got the full package.

She could be lying back
in the plush-velvet interior

With climate control

And...

Sleeping like
a gingerbread girl.

Cory:
how long have you
been doing this?

What, being a cop?

About a year
and a half.

Yeah?

How is it?

It's all right...

Most of the time.

You must worry your boyfriend
half to death

Or is he a cop, too?

Sorry.

I was just curious.

I'm not really involved
with anyone at the moment.

It's kind of hard
with the hours I keep.

Is that a reason?

Yeah.

There's always time for love.

Do you think cleopatra
didn't have a job?

I feel really sorry for you.

Don't feel sorry for me.

Do you know what is
the easiest thing to do?

Fall in love.

People have been
doing it forever.

It's not
that special.

What's special

Is having
the good sense

To wait
until it's right.

If I took off with every guy
I thought I was in love with...

You'd probably be happier.

I'd probably be a miserable
divorced mother of three.

And I am a very happy person.

Yeah, sure.

You're in
for some tough times, girl.

At least I won't have
to face them alone.

You better get it together.

There are no co-ed prisons.

If they
catch dean

You might not
see him forever.

Don't bet on it.

Penhall,
you're in .

Come on, cory.

Do we have
to go in now?

I'm starved.

I could eat.

We passed
some burger joints...

No junk food.

That's what got me sick.

This place has
a nice restaurant.

Can't we get some regular food?

I'll try
anything once.

Penhall:
coming, jude?

No. You two go ahead.

I'm going to take
a nice, long, hot
shower and relax.

I'll meet you
back up in the room.

Doug...

If I promise not
to try anything

Can we take off the cuffs
and eat like normal people?

We're not normal people.

If I take off
the cuffs

Do you promise not
to try anything?

Okay.

I just don't want
to embarrass any

Of those people
in there.

Thanks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Come on.

( Gasps )

Put your clothes on.

Don't go anywhere.

Hey, judy.

I'm back.

Get out of the tub.

( Phone rings )

Hello?

Who are you

And what are you doing
in doug penhall's room?

I'm waiting for him
to use the bathroom.

You can't wait outside?

No, he handcuffed me
to the bedpost.

( Toilet flushes )

Dorothy!

Dorothy, wait.

Let me explain.

You rotten, stinking son of...

No, listen, it's cory.

Cory the prisoner?

Hoffs better be in that room.

Oh, judy?

Yeah, of course
she's here.

Then put her on.

Well, you know...

I mean, she's here

But she's not here right now.

But when she gets in...

Douglas!

The next time
you handcuff someone

To the bedpost...

She doesn't trust you
worth a damn.

You better be
listening to me.

You listen to me
and you shut up!

All right?

Yes, judy is not here.

I lied.

And there's a girl
handcuffed to my bed

But nothing's going on.

I'm just doing my job.

You got that?

Nothing is going on.

All you got to do
is explain these things to me.

Call me when
you've got a minute.

( Click )

( Phone rings )

I knew it was
too good to be true.

( Phone rings )

What is it now,
dorothy?

How's cory?

Who is this?

The guy who's
got your partner.

Let me speak to cory.

No, you let me speak
to officer hoffs.

Doug, it's me.

Just do what he says, okay?

Put cory on.

Baby?

Are you all right?

God, I miss you.

I knew you'd find me.

What are we talking about here?

I just want her back, man.

That's all I want.

I want to make a trade.

All right.

We can do that.

I don't want anything else.

I'm kind of nervous
here myself, you know.

Let's both promise
not to do anything stupid.

Don't worry about me.

Just worry about yourself.

Sure, we can do this
without any problems.

Put cory back on.

Are you all right?

Listen.

This guy...

He's not being too friendly

Is he?

No.

Good.

Listen...

Do I sound okay?

I'm kind of nervous.

You're doing great.

Good.

I'll call you back in a couple
of minutes, okay?

Are you sure you want to add
kidnapping to your problems?

I don't care about
that right now.

Just want to be with her.

Just want her back.

I can't believe this.

Your boyfriend
is really nuts.

My husband.

Forget that husband crap.

He's up to his ears now.

What will they do to him
if they catch him?

When they catch him?

m*rder one,
kidnapping an officer--

That ought to be good

For two consecutive
-year terms.

What if he had to do it?

Don't give me that.

Maybe he was protecting me.

What if some guy
on the street were choking me

And he wasn't going to stop

And dean had to...

b*at him or sh**t him

To get him to let go?

It wasn't
some guy on the street.

It was your father.

I'm really scared.

I feel like he can see me.

Can he see me?

Who?

My father.

I feel like my daddy's
watching me all the time now

Like he's
looking down

And he's still keeping
dean and me apart.

Like you guys catching me

And bringing me back home

And leaving dean
out there alone.

Maybe he is, cory.

I don't know.

Hey, maybe he wants you
to be home.

Maybe he wants dean to pay
for what he's done.

I did it.

I sh*t him.

He was choking him.

And he wasn't going to stop.

He was just going
to keep going

Until he k*lled him.

Right there.

Right in front of me.

He was holding him down--

Had his head to the floor--

And dean was
looking up at me

With no air in him.

He was crying
for help

But no sound would
come out of him.

He wasn't going to stop.

I had to do it.

He was going to k*ll him.

( Phone rings )

( Rings )

Dean:
it's me.

Come on.

You guys are in deep,
deep trouble

But you're both
youthful offenders.

There are
circumstances here.

You could cop
a plea.

You could get
a bargain.

You could
get it reduced

To involuntary
manslaughter.

But we'd
still be apart.

I'm sorry.

It's just me
and dean now.

I'm sorry.

I want a hundred miles.

What are you doing?

I've got to do this.

Give me the keys.

That was not
the deal.

Dean...

I've got to do this.

Get in the car.

How do I get out of here?

Take my car.

Where are the keys?

In my pocket.

( Engine won't start )

Come on, you son of a...

( Frustrated scream )

Come on.

Come on!

( Engine starts )

Yes!

Cory:
how long till
we get there?

A few hours.

Hoffs:
I understand

What you're feeling

But what do you plan
on doing with me?

We need you.

No one will
bother us with you.

Nobody knows you've got me

Except my partner.

I really don't think

We should take her
all the way.

Hoffs:
they might have ,
miles on us, tops.

We'll call some backup.

We don't need any backup.

We'll never catch them.

We'll catch them.

We don't need county cops.

He's wanted for m*rder.

I know.

Pull over right now!

He didn't do it.

He didn't sh**t cory's father.

She did.

She did?

Yeah, the old man tried
to k*ll dean

When he wouldn't leave.

He was choking him,
so she sh*t him.

You believe her?

Yeah, I do.

Dean was willing
to take the fall for her.

If we call in
the county cops

Any chance they have
of b*ating the charge

Will go out the window.

The boy held me at gunpoint.

He was desperate.

He didn't plan that.

It just happened.

Who made you the jury?

You know what I'm talking about!

( Giggling )

Penhall:
I got it all figured out.

They were headed
for her aunt's house

When they got caught.

I know where it is
if I can find

The right star.

The right star?

Lake skeen--
it's miles away.

It's a tiny house
on the south shore

With the brightest star
directly above.

That's great, magellan.

How do we know which house?

It's the one with the lincoln
parked in front

And orion whispering down the
chimney.

Well you're a true romantic,
doug penhall.

Thanks.

My aunt told me
when I was a little girl

That this place
was only big enough

For an angel like me...

And any devil I might
want to bring along.

Shouldn't we pull
a shade or something?

There aren't any.

I love you.

I love you.

Forever.

You see the way they kissed?

Yeah, how could I miss it?

People don't even kiss like that
in the movies.

( Sigh )

I wish I could feel that.

Me, too.

Shh.

Hey, the kid
was right.

Look at that star.

All right,
let's go do this.

Shh!

What?

Maybe they're, uh...

You know...

Right.

Well, you better
go check the bedroom.

Why don't we hang out
on the porch

And gaze at the stars?

Doug, it's : .

We've been
driving all night.

I drove.

Whatever.
Let's do this.

Oh, oh...

All right, one hour.

You better make
that two hours.

You been here all night?

Thanks.

Hoffs!

I just read
your report.

You got a publisher
for this piece of fiction?

It's a work
in progress, sir.

I got to tell you,
I'm really surprised.

I can see penhall
pulling a stunt like this

But I'd never
expect it from you.

Neither would i.

So what happened?

I don't know. I...

They just didn't seem like
criminals anymore, captain.

I felt bad for them.

Is the d.a. Looking
into the self-defense case?

It's a good possibility.

Homicide's asking
why her father

Had skin tissues
under his nails.

And why dean's had a black eye
and a busted rib

Since that night.

We'll see what happens.

Yeah, I guess we will.

By the way, where's penhall?

Dorothy was driving him crazy.

He went to find
some peace and quiet somewhere.

( Rings )

( Rings )

( Ring )
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