03x18 - Road Games

[bunniefuu]

In 1972,
a cr*ck commando unit...

was sent to prison
by a m*llitary court...

for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped...

from a maximum-security
stockade...

to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government...

they survive
as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help...

and if you can find them...

maybe you can hire the A-Team.

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday, dear Sally ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Sally, being 10
is something very special.

You know, I can remember
my 10th birthday.

It's one of my favorites.

Okay, now take a deep breath...

and blow out all those candles.

Wait, don't forget
to make a wish.

I hope you get your wish, Sally.

Right on. Can I have
the first piece?

No! Sally gets
the first piece.

That's right, the birthday
girl gets the first piece.

Okay guys, try not to get too
many crumbs on the floor, okay?

Right.

Right. And use your napkins,
not the tablecloth...

to wipe off those soon-to-be
messy, little hands.

I'll get it. Dad, why
don't you take over?

Okay. All right, g*ng,
give me your plates.

Yes?

We came by to see Gentleman Jim.
Is he around?

Uh, may I tell him what
this is in reference to?

We came by to collect
on a little debt.

Dad, do you know these men?

Look, honey, I'll handle this. Why
don't you see what the kids are doing?

I will not!

Mr. Royce asked us to drop by.

He wants the $30,000
you owe him.

Dad, what's this all about?

Your old man was unlucky
at the crap table.

Dad, you promised me...
Honey--

You wouldn't gamble anymore. You
said you were through with that.

You don't have the bread to
cover the marker, huh, pops?

Sign on the dotted line.

I'm not gonna sign over
my home to scum like you.

Now, get out of here!

No! Leave him alone.

What did you have to
get physical for, huh?

You hear me thr*aten
to break your kneecaps?

No, we just came by to collect on
an outstanding debt, that's all.

You won't sign, though, huh?

Maybe a guy with your kind of luck is
liable to fall off a pier or something.

Or, your daughter here,
run into a car.

One of the kids falls
down the stairs.

A terrible thing
about accidents...

you don't know
when they're gonna happen.

No, Dad, don't.

If we lose the house...

there'II be no place
for the children.

You got till the end
of next week to move out...

and don't make us have to evict you.
You know what I mean?

Come on.

Excuse me.

Damn.

You didn't happen to see anyone waiting
at this table over here, number 6?

Yeah, there was
a fellow over there.

He went to the phone,
he'll be right back.

Excuse me, I'd go for the 6-ball,
bank it into the side pocket.

You know a lot
about pool, huh, miss?

Yes, I do.

Bug off.

Sorry. I didn't mean
to sound like an expert.

Well, you did.

You wanted me to sh**t the 6-ball
on a bank in the side pocket.

I think it's a better sh*t.

7-ball, corner pocket.

Damn.

Say, if you had to sh**t
this next sh*t...

what would you sh**t?

I'd go for a combination, 5-ball off
the 4-ball into the corner pocket.

5-ball off the 4-ball?

Mmm-hmm.

Well, you gonna step
in here and show me...

or are you one of those
tire-kickers...

whose advice
isn't worth a nickel?

All right.

5-ball.

If I hadn't seen it,
I wouldn't have believed it.

Your daddy sure taught you how
to play pool, Miss Sullivan.

Now, if you're lookin'
for the A-Team...

you found it.

I'm Hannibal Smith.
How do you do?

Miss Sullivan...

the reason for the elaborate make-up
was to be sure that you were...

Gentleman Jim Sullivan's daughter
and not a spy for the m*llitary.

Mr. Smith, what if I didn't
make that sh*t?

But you did.
Now, you told Mr. Lee...

that you and your father
run a foster home...

that your father was forced to
sign over to a man named Royce.

Johnny Royce, he runs an
illegal gambling operation.

My father's into him
for $30,000.

But didn't I read
somewhere that...

he retired,
that he'd never gamble again.

And he hasn't for years...

that is, until he lost his job
with the mill when they shut down.

Dad was afraid we couldn't...

scrape together enough money
for this month's mortgage.

Yeah, and he thought
he could win it.

Someone steered him to Royce.

Honey, can I stop you
for a minute?

I just want to say
that I think that...

it's wonderful, what you're
doin' in the foster home.

And I suspect that you and your father
must have a very strong relationship.

You must help each other with a
lot of positive reinforcement.

What you talkin' about, Murdock?

I'm talkin' about people
like this lady here...

getting things done the right
way with team support...

constructive feedback, and
praise for a job well done.

My father and I run
a home for five lonely...

and frightened children.

We've managed to reach them...

to get them to trust us...

and more importantly,
trust each other.

For the first time
in their lives...

the world doesn't look like a
place that these children...

would rather run away from.

If Royce evicts us...

I don't know what will
happen to our family.

You've got to help us
get our home back.

Whatever it costs us...

I'll find a way to pay you.

Oh, well, I don't think we have to
worry about payment right now, do we?

That's right. We will
do the job for nothing.

There you go, B.A. You see,
you agreed with Faceman...

and you let him know.
That's positive reinforcement.

That's two members
of the team interfacing.

Well, Miss Sullivan...

it looks like
you just hired the A-Team.

I've been doing some checkin'...

and our friend, Royce, has got
his fingers in a lot of pies...

but gambling
is his main operation.

We slam the lid on that,
we put him out of business.

Yeah, and then Patty and her father
get the deed to their home back.

That's great.
Now, all we need...

is an invitation from Royce to
come down and try our luck.

You got a plan, Hannibal?

Yeah. We need a man
on the inside.

Someone to tell us where and
when Royce opens his casino.

Oh, come on. No, guys.

You don't expect me
to go in there.

Right?

Right.

Hey, we're not open yet.

Don't mind me.

I just got to put some new
records in the jukebox, here.

Well, make it snappy.

We're gonna open soon and the
customers like to use the box.

I thought Mickey
changes the records?

Yeah, well, I'm the new guy
from Jersey.

I mean, Mr. Tommy Naples,
he gave me this job.

Oh, yeah? That's terrific.

Tommy's helped a lot of people.

Yeah. I got a lot
of respect for Mr. Naples...

only, uh, he didn't do me
no favors...

giving me this one.
You know what I mean?

At least in New Jersey I was
running a nightclub for him.

I mean, I'm a mover
and a shaker, you know?

Then I come out here,
and what happens?

Look at me, I'm putting
records in a jukebox!

I mean, had I known that, I wouldn't have
come out here, I'll tell you that much.

Would you listen to this guy?

And by the way...

Mr. Royce,
I want you to know...

it's a real pleasure
meetin' you.

I think you're the best...

and if there's ever an opening
in your organization--

Well, I don't know if I want
to give an opening to a guy...

who wants to jump out on a guy
that just gave him a job.

No, hey, I would never
do nothing like that...

without clearing it
with Mr. Naples first.

I mean, I want you
to know that, Mr. Royce.

Oh, I'll remember that.

Now, why don't you go back and
put the records in the jukebox?

Oh, yeah, right.

Put this stuff in the safe.

Okay, sister...

let me see how fast you can get your
tail out from behind that bar...

and against this wall.
I want to see your back, pal.

And loverboy,
you're in my game plan.

Okay, what do you guys want?

You got too much money, Johnny.

Hey, listen, get the g*n out
of my back.

We decided we'd give you...

something to contribute to.

Us.

I move to the b*at of a
different drummer, sonny.

Now...

we wouldn't want you
to forget us...

so we're gonna leave you
a little remembrance.

B.A.?

Nice.

Hey! Nobody sh**t up
Mr. Naples merchandise!

Sorry, pal.

That's okay, Johnny.
See you around.

I can't believe a bunch
of punks would come in here...

looking for a few hundred
dollars and a ring.

I guess they don't know
whose place this is.

Hey, are you okay?
Can you stand up?

Boy, that guy can hit.

Maybe Tommy did make a mistake.

Maybe he's got you
in the wrong business.

A guy with your kind of moxie...

shouldn't be putting
records in a jukebox.

I'm gonna talk to Tommy,
see what I can do.

Oh, gee, that's terrific.
Thanks, Mr. Royce.

Hey, I'm not making
any promises.

I'm just, like, lookin'
to do the right thing.

- What's your name?
- Russ Dorcette.

Mr. Royce, we don't
need any more help.

I'll decide that.

It's coming through.

Mr. Naples' residence.

Hello?

Hello?

This is Johnny Royce.
Let me talk to Mr. Naples.

Does he know
what this is all about?

He knows who I am. We did some
business together in Chicago once.

Yeah, yeah, what was
the name again?

Royce, Johnny Royce.

Yeah, all right, hold on here...

and I'll see if he's around.
Okay? Hold on.

All yours, Colonel.

This is Tommy.
Listen, I got a bad cold...

and my ears are plugged up,
so speak clear, huh?

Hey, Tommy, it's Johnny.

Long time no see.

Hey, Tommy, you've got a kid
working for you...

named Russ Dorcette.

Yeah.

Well, things are kind
of tight around here.

I haven't got a place for him yet.
But I got my eye on him.

Hey, well, actually,
that's why I called.

I think I got an opening for
this kid in my operation.

We got a tap on the line.

Yeah, well, let me know how
the kid works out. Okay?

Okay.

Man, we got trouble.

They must've found the tap.
Let's get out of here.

Look, I think I found somebody
in Royce's organization...

I can make a move on.

Terrific, Face.

I found out all these guys wear
tuxedoes at the gambling place.

If I get taken in,
I'll need one.

There's a storefront
on 16th Street.

The tuxedo shop will be
in the middle of the block.

Yeah, okay, Ma, okay.
Look, don't worry.

Mr. Naples introduced me to some
real nice people down here.

Yeah, I love you too, Ma.

What're you lookin' at?

Thanks for the help,
Mr. Smith.

Patty's right.

Much as I hate to say it, there's
no way we could've stood up...

against Royce
and his apes alone.

Well, that's our business,
fixing guys like Royce.

Yeah, ain't that right,
my brother?

Right.

Hey, Dorcette...

Mr. Royce wants to see you
in his office.

Me?

Oh, yeah. You go ahead,
you can start without me.

If that's the way you start
off Iookin' for a job...

by hittin' on the boss's lady...

you're not gonna be
around here very long, pal.

Hey, look, I'm just
trying to be friendly.

You know, you could
try that, Meeks.

Hey, kid, I talked
to Tommy Naples about you.

Yeah.

He gives you all "A's."

So, starting right now,
you're on the payroll.

Oh, man, that's terrific,
Mr. Royce.

So, what'd you have in mind
for me to do?

I mean, I'm like the kind of guy
you can trust with anything.

Like, I know you're
into gamblin'...

let me tell you,
I used to be a croupier.

I used to be a dealer.
As a matter of fact, I--

Slow down, kid.
Don't be so anxious.

Everything in good time, okay?

You remind me of me, kid.
I like that.

We're running today.
1423 Grant.

Any word on those guys that
were sh**ting up the place?

I'm still working on it, Mr. Royce.
Something will turn up.

Make sure it does, Meeks. You know
I like results. Remember that.

Kid, get yourself a tuxedo. You're
gonna need it this afternoon.

Oh, yeah, sure thing.

And I just want
to tell you, Mr. Royce...

I mean, it's a real honor to
be working for you, you know.

Oh, yeah, right.

Dorcette, I'm goin' with you.

Hey, Meeks, I know
how to buy clothes by myself.

Hey, where did a record-changer
like you get a car like this?

Well, what you drive
is what you project, right?

Of course, a guy like you is probably
just happy to have air in his tires.

Just drive.

I think Mr. Royce is taking
too much for granted with you.

I tell you, I'm not taking
my eyes off of you.

May I help you, gentlemen?

We're featuring a lovely
collection of black satin.

Take care of him.

This way.

Bend that little elbow.

33" in the sleeve.

And 15" in the neck.

You sure? I thought I was
an inch less in the neck.

Excuse me.

39" in the chest.

32" in the waist.

32"?

Hey, look, you sure you didn't
reverse the tape measure...

and you're using the wrong side?

If I say you're a 32",
you're a 32"...

and if you don't like it,
go on a diet.

You got to be careful
of putting on that weight.

Hey, watch it.

Look, Goldilocks.

I want something that you might
find Cary Grant wearin'.

You know, with the wide lapels,
a little flare in the hip...

Meeksy, why don't you do me a favor
and grab me a pair of cuff links?

Not too flashy. Try and
show a little taste.

Henry, the gentleman needs some cuff links.
Your name, please?

Your name, please?

Russ Dorcette.

And your phone number?

Yes, 555-9617.

Hello.

We have a wide selection...

of cuff links.

Let me show you
what we have here.

Now, this set...

with the diamonds
is very stylish.

No? All right.

I have some others.

Now, these...

24-carat gold babies...

these have just...

the right touch of elegance,
don't you think?

I like those.

Too...

too tacky.

Let me show you...

my personal favorites.

Yeah, I'll take 'em.

Wrap 'em up.

Well, you certainly have
picked a pair with color...

and, um, flair.

You won't have any difficulty
finding these in the dark.

Wrap 'em up.

Here, Meeks, be useful.

Did Meeks pick the right
pair of cuff links?

Of course. He picked the pink and
purple babies that B.A. bugged.

Nice work, Murdock.

Thanks, Colonel.

Let's see what Face left us.

We got 15 on the neck...

minus one, that's 14.

And, 32 on the waist
with a reverse...

that's 23, 14, 23...

and Grant.

Okay, we got a Grant...
No.

We have a Grant Avenue. It
goes right up into the 3000's.

Which gives us
1423 Grant Street.

That's our crap sh**t.

Let's get B.A.

Lookin' good, kid.

Thanks, Mr. Royce.
I feel pretty good.

And I'm impressed.

I mean, this is quite a setup
you got yourself here.

Yeah, only what about the cops?

I mean, they could come
busting in here anytime.

They'll have to find
this operation first.

We're never in
the same place twice.

We finish here, we cart
all this stuff out of here...

and set up some place
else for tomorrow.

Oh, yeah, where?

When you need to know,
you'll know.

Sure.

Royce changes the location of
his gambling casino every day.

That's bad, Hannibal.

We were going in there
tomorrow to rig the stuff...

and now we don't know where
he's going to be tomorrow.

We'll just have to fix it so he
has to get some new equipment...

that we can rig.
- That's excellent.

Intuitive, on-the-spot
improvising, Colonel.

Thank you, Murdock.
I like the reinforcement.

I just thought
you'd like to know.

Let's go, B.A.

We got 50 people in here...

and you want to get
into a gunfight?

This establishment
is closed down.

You again.

Yeah, I'm like a whiff
of garlic, I linger.

Now, guess what you just rolled?

Snake eyes. If you gentlemen
will step back to the table.

Now, if I were you I'd crawl back
into the hole I came from...

and take those two snakes
with you.

Find those guys!

I want them
and I want them dead.

The three of us can't stand
watch around the clock.

Sooner or later...

Royce is gonna figure out there's
a connection between you and us.

When he does,
he might try to retaliate.

So...

I'm gonna try and get you
some very good help.

Some friends of yours,
Mr. Smith?

Not exactly.

Hello, Fort Turner.

Hello. Let me speak
to Colonel Decker.

Yes, sir.

How did they know
where to hit us?

They had to have an inside source
to get information like that.

You wanna know?
I think it's him.

He's the new guy on the block.

Hey, who you callin' a fink?
I'll rip your head off!

Just take it easy.

Just take it easy.

But, I'll tell you something...

you are the new face
on the block.

Is there any way, this
guy could be wired?

He gets the address
of this place out to someone?

No way.

I was with him the whole time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's easy to fix the door, but
I got to figure out a way...

to replace all this equipment
or I'm out of business.

Well, look,
Mr. Royce...

I know this guy who deals in
this kind of stuff, you know?

I think I could get him to
re-supply you on short notice...

if I like, talk to him.
You know what I mean?

Ginger, you go with him.
You keep an eye on this guy.

Make sure he doesn't get lost.

Sure, Johnny.

They must've been working
for someone, Mr. Royce.

I've been thinking about that. I
can only come up with one name.

Sullivan.

You think he hired 'em?

Sullivan's got a lot of friends.

We've been hitting on him
and his daughter pretty good.

You take a couple of the men and
go down to Sullivan's place...

and you find out who those
guys in the ski masks are.

Gentleman Jim, I'm sure can
tell you all about it.

Skyler, Nick.

Prop Department, Earle speaking.

Hello, this is Herbert Cohen.
We have a great need.

We sh**t several sequences...

and Herr Claude Dubrow's
picture, High Fever Gambler...

which my company
is distributing.

Now, Herr Dubrow has
just come back from England...

a good-looking boychik
which likes to wear leather...

if you know what I mean?

Yeah, Herr Dubrow
und his leading lady...

Fraulein Ginger Fontaine...

with whom, I'm thinking,
he's having an affair.

Yeah, they shall stopp by your Props
and Sets Shop sometime this afternoon.

Yeah, you will, of course,
extend to them every courtesy.

Oh, ja, the charge account
on this production is...

51240.

Yeah. Thanks, uh, Earle.
Thanks, Earle.

Sehr gut.
Auf Wiedersehen.

A piece of cake.

Shall we?

The feature doesn't start
sh**ting till Monday.

And I'll have that set dressed and ready
the day before your cameras roll.

Thank you, sir.

Oh, hiya, folks.
Can I help you?

Claude Dubrow.

Oh, yeah, Mr. Cohen
called me.

I've been expecting you.

I gotta be honest
with you, uh, uh...

Oh, Earle.

Earle, nice name.

You see, I know the script
isn't the greatest.

I mean, we're not talking about
Shakespeare here, right?

Right. But, you see, I got most
of this picture in the can, see?

And I think I can get the rest
of it without going more than...

a week over schedule.

But, you see, to do that...

I gotta reshoot two scenes.

I gotta...

I gotta tell you, uh, uh...

- Earle.
- Earle...

I'm sorry, I'm a little upset.
See, I...

I mean, where're the sets?

I mean, I've been telling
Miss Fontaine, here, see...

that I've duplicated the
inside of a Las Vegas casino.

I can't find the sets!

It's unbelievable.

I didn't know
you needed the sets...

until Mr. Cohen called me
this morning.

All right, don't worry about it.

I think I can
get you the sets...

the gambling sets, right?

Yeah.

I'll get right on it.
Don't worry.

That's great. I mean, I knew
I could count on you, Earle.

Look here, if you could just have
'em delivered to this address...

you know, as soon as possible.

You got it.

Oh, that's great.
Thanks, bubbe.

All right.

Come along, dear.

- Good luck on the picture.
- Thank you.

Okay, look,
we're going in hard...

and we're pulling that guy
out of here...

to find out
who's hitting our casinos.

Let's go. Let's do it.

What the--

Halt.
You're under arrest.

Let's get out of here.

Take cover. Return fire.

Move out.

Get down. Freeze.

Get their I.D.s.

Any sign of the A-Team,
Sergeant?

Nothing, Sir.

No sign of them, Colonel.

You want to tell me where
Smith and the others are?

Get these two out of here.

Captain, keep your men
in their positions...

just in case the A-Team
decides to show up.

If they do, I want 'em.

Yes, Sir.

Colonel Decker?

Yes, Ma'am?

Was that them?

Uh, the A-Team? The
ones who threatened me?

No, ma'am, it wasn't them.

As a matter of fact, we'll stay
around a couple of days...

just in case the A-Team
decides to show up.

What do you mean
the m*llitary picked them up?

Are you telling me that Sullivan's
got the army working for him now?

I can't understand it,
Mr. Royce.

It was as if they were there
waiting for us.

Meeks, you're startin'
to make me nervous.

Now, all I hear are excuses.

- I want results.
- But, Mr. Royce--

Come in!

Hey, Mr. Royce, did the kid
come through for you or what?

Come on, what?

Well, they're probably
delivering the stuff...

to the warehouse
even as we speak.

See, at least I got one guy...

in my operation who
knows what he's doing.

Now let's check
this stuff out. Go on.

Who said the meek
shall inherit the earth, huh?

The stuff's clean,
Mr. Royce. No problem.

Okay.

Okay.

Bring your truck around, load
this stuff up, and move it out.

Go for it, Dorcette.

I'd like to see you get
your head cut off.

I only got a minute
and then I got to get back.

Did you find out the new
location of the casino?

No. Royce is keeping
the location to himself...

but I got the names and
addresses of the highrollers...

he's picking up today.

He's sending a van for them.

Who gave you this?
The girl?

No, I got it out of the
safe in Royce's office.

Excellent work, initiative and daring.
Excellent work.

Way to go. I knew we
could count on you.

Thanks, Murdock. Thanks.

Now listen, if you're gonna rig those
games, you'd better move fast.

He's picking them up
at 4:00.

Oh, and by the way, guys...

I want to thank you for this
little job you volunteered me for.

Thank you, thank you very much.

Let's go.

Everything go okay?

No feedback, Murdock.
Just nod.

Right this way, folks.

Come on, we've had
a change of plans.

We've been having
a little trouble lately...

so we're gonna take
our action on the road.

Step right in here.

I think you'll find
everything you need.

Hey, big guy, you don't think...

they put their gambling house
on wheels, do you?

Oh, no. I'll get the van.
Check inside the warehouse.

- You got it, big guy.
- All right.

You're right, big guy. The
warehouse is empty. Let's go.

Look, anybody at all...

could make a mistake, B. A.

How were you to know
that they were gonna hold...

today's crapshoot
in the back of a truck?

Hey, man,
I didn't make no mistake.

We both were there.

We gotta find that truck.

And there's only one way.

Okay, B.A.,
I want you to hold on.

I'm gonna take care
of this scam...

but when I'm through I want
your feedback, big guy.

You got me? I want that
feedback from you.

Howdy-doody.

That's a real beauty
you got here.

My name is Julius Skinner Boots.

I represent the, uh...

Committee to Save
the Brown Pelican.

And we need--

We need this here chopper!
And we need it now, sucker.

Uh, take it. Take it.

This roving little doggie
is running shy of gas.

I'm hanging a louie over I-5
near the Paso Robles off-ramp.

Acknowledge, big guy.

I'm heading north towards you.
You gotta spot 'em, Murdock.

I must be standing under
my lucky star.

Eleven, we have a winner.

Pay the line.

Same good sh**t.
The old Texas seven, dice.

Seven, the winner again.
Same good sh**t.

Look at this, they're bleeding me dry.
Look, if this goes on...

another 20 minutes,
I'm broke. I'm cashed out.

I don't know, Mr. Royce.
I can't understand it.

Everything was set.

Come on, show me seven, dice.

Seven, dice.

Seven, 43.

Same good sh**t.

Seven, the winner's seven.

It looks like a bad day
for the house, huh?

You got us this stuff.
I bet it's rigged.

What've you got?
Magnets? Weights.

Look, I wish you hadn't
done that, Meeksy.

Yeah, I'll be right with you.

I told him he shouldn't drink
on the job, you know.

He'll be all right.

Don't look like there's
any numbers...

in this place but seven.

Same good sh**t,
come out and roll.

All bets down.

I've just been
found out, now what?

Eleven dice, come on.

Five and nine.
sh**t 11.

There he goes.

Eleven, winner. Eleven.

Mr. Royce, I been keeping an eye
on the cowboy over there...

who's been hitting us big
at the crap table.

I think he's using loaded dice
but I didn't want to do nothing.

'Cause I didn't want to cause no
problems with the rest of the players...

you know what I mean?

I think maybe we ought
to switch dice on him.

Get our money back
on one big roll.

You know, give him a taste
of his own medicine.

All right, babies,
bring home the bacon.

Come out roll.

Seven. 52.
Another winner.

I must be standing under
my lucky star.

I'm sorry, it looks like
you just broke the bank.

I'm gonna have
to close this table.

Well, now, sir,
I'm a gambling man...

and my daddy said
it's positively sinful...

to quit gambling
while lady luck is smiling.

So, if you have any jewelry...

or real estate or something else you'd
like to put up against my winnings...

I'm ready to gamble.

Shorefront Development wants to put up a
small office building on this property...

I've been offered $300,000
for that house.

Well, you have
an honest face, sir.

If you would sign right here
and lay it on the table...

one pass, one roll,
takes it all.

Why don't we play
with a fresh set?

Fresh set.

Sevens and elevens, I can
hear them rolling in now.

He knows how to roll these dice.

Come on, dice.

The winner, 11.

Eleven.

It looks like
you just can't lose.

It certainly does,
doesn't it, sir.

Come on, here, honey,
cash me in.

When we get back, you take
Meeks and k*ll this guy.

I've spotted our flown goose.

Heading west on I-17
towards San Dimas.

I'm heading after it, boy.

I'm headed there now.

Johnny.

We got company.

What's going on out there?

Some guy in a chopper is trying to
force us off the road, Mr. Royce.

Why do I get the feeling that
you're part of all this?

You know something,
Mr. Royce...

you're right and I just quit.

Murdock--

Faceman, I think you could've
ducked that punch...

if you just feinted a little bit
to the left, you know what I mean?

If your whole upper torso had been
movin' in the opposite direction...

from the punch. Otherwise, it was fine.
Just fine.

I love it when a plan
comes together.

I love a mortgage-burning party.

And now that Royce and his
g*ons are behind bars...

I don't think you'll be having any
problems with them for a long time.

How can we ever
thank you, Colonel?

You got the deed back
to our home...

and you paid off our mortgage
with your gambling winnings.

We love to contribute
to a worthy cause.

If you need any more money
in the future, I--

You have my word, sir,
as a gentleman and a scholar.

The only gambling I'll do
is on the weather.

Good.

Colonel, I returned the chopper
and tied up all the loose ends.

Good, Murdock.

I did all my homework, B. A.

And I cleaned up my room.

Me too.

Good. I'm so proud
of you all.

Colonel, now that
this little job is over.

I thought that...

it might be constructive if we were
to run over our performance record.

So, I drew up...

an overall feedback report.

Good idea.

Now, during this time, we've all
had our lapses, myself included...

but Faceman, I thought you... When
you came into that tux shop...

you could've, um, projected
a little more cool.

- Cool?
- Cool.

And Colonel,
you could've taken out...

that wheel-of-fortune
a lot quicker than you did.

Uh, B.A. you left a little speck
of solder on those cufflinks.

That was sloppy, very sloppy. You
got to be more careful, big guy.

Don't worry, this won't
take long, little sister.

Now, Colonel, as you can see,
we do have room to--