- ♪ So hop in your ride, roll your windows down ♪
♪ 'cause tonight's your night, get lost in the sound ♪
♪ got to crank the music loud
♪ baby, blow your speakers out
♪ blow your speakers out
- print it!
[All cheering] - yes!
- Btr's new album is complete.
[All cheering]
- with new songs.
Both: and a new attitude.
- And it's gonna send btr to new heights.
And nobody can stop us.
- And you swear you fully regret
imprisoning the band big time rush
while trying to sabotage their first concert performance?
- Absolutely.
From now on, I want to focus on my music, not theirs.
My days of calling in revenge are over.
- Then, mr. Hawk, your parole is...
Approved.
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
- caw!
- ♪ Make it count, play it straight ♪
♪ don't look back, don't hesitate ♪
- ♪ when you go big time
- ♪ what you want, what you feel ♪
♪ never quit and make it real ♪
- ♪ when you roll big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ listen to your heart now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ don't you feel the rush
- ♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
♪ uh-oh, uh-oh
- ♪ oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck
♪ with the life you choose
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
all: come on.
Come on.
[Computer chirps]
[all cheering]
- and now we make our ceremonial march
to our digital storage room and grab our big time hard drive
and get it to the cd-making place.
- Looking for this?
- Hawk!
What are you doing here?
- Why are you dressed like that?
- Oh, I'm crazy now.
And I'm stealing your hard drive to get my revenge.
- Give us that hard drive right now.
- No.
- This looks like a job for...
Him.
- No, it doesn't,
'cause there's six of us
and only one of you.
- Guess again.
Hawk-men!
You know, jail gives you lots of time
to design cool henchman costumes and plan cool escapes.
Caw!
[All coughing]
- he's gone!
- And so is our entire second album!
[Eerie gurgling]
- [screaming]
- okay, to the best of your ability,
describe what happened.
- I was doing the dishes.
I heard a strange noise coming from the sink.
I looked in the sink.
I saw it, I screamed, and I sent my daughter
to the park so it wouldn't get her.
- It's back.
- What's back? - Nothing.
Nothing's back.
We'll fill out this maintenance report,
take care of that little clog asap.
Bye.
- We have to shut that water off now,
or it'll spread like before.
- Why don't you shut your mouth before you cause a panic?
- Are you forgetting what happened last time?
- This is nothing like the last time.
[Rustling, clanking, and groaning]
[siren wailing]
[indistinct speech over police radio]
- right now, we can't positively identify anyone,
except that it's-- - hawk!
Arrest him! It's hawk!
- Except that it's someone disguised as a nut bag.
Now, we'll do a full investigation as soon as we can.
All: as soon as you can?
- We need to ship our album,
which is on that hard drive, today.
- Oh, really?
Well, in that case,
let me get our special
boy band task force on this asap.
- Oh, sweet. - Yes!
- He's being sarcastic.
- Mm-hmm, he is.
Besides, I have a lot
of other crimes I have to deal with today:
a naked mugger,
a pawn store holdup,
and three cats stuck in trees.
- We got a on curtis and vine.
- Make that four cats.
Get out there, brown.
Besides, why don't you just download your backup files?
You do have backup files, right?
- Control room! [All yelling]
- search "blow your speakers out,"
and the file should come up.
- [Shrieks]
he must have hacked in
and stolen all our song files.
- Wait, why is blow your speakers out
showing up on a web link?
- Who's "hot new artist zwagger"?
- And why can you preorder blow your speakers out
on his hot new album?
- [Gasps] and paralyzed and superstar
and all of our songs!
- What label is he on?
Hawk's recording our news songs
and is gonna release them before we do.
[All screaming]
- for the last time, I'm not shutting the water down.
- Okay, what's going on?
Because my mom won't tell me.
- Super-clog is back.
Look, I want you, your mom, and the boys
to get out of town for a few days.
I'm sorry. I have no time to explain.
- Super-what?
- Okay, I have a little bit of time.
About five years ago, a clog like I've never seen
almost destroyed the palmwoods.
It oozed out of sinks and splattered out of showers.
Residents moved out in droves.
This place was shut down for a year,
but the clog was never found.
And now it's back.
- A sink clog of grease and hair
almost destroyed the palmwoods?
- And I have to stop it
before it stops us.
- Super-clog.
Please.
[Eerie gurgling]
[groaning]
you're gonna need a bigger plunger.
- ♪ Got to crank the music loud ♪
♪ baby, blow your speakers out
♪ blow your speakers out
- now, that's what I call zwagger.
Only nine more songs to record,
and we've got your smash debut album,
and I've got revenge on big time rush.
- Um, did you just say, "revenge on big time rush"?
- What? No, no, no.
Why would I say that? I said--
uh--
caw!
- Oh, okay.
So what do we do?
- I think we should just call the police again.
- What, so they can tell us to wait a few days
while they save some cats?
- I think it's time...
For him.
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- The only way to defeat supervillains
is with superheroes.
- All we have to do is get into hawk records
and steal back our hard drive...
Normal burglar style.
- You do realize that breaking and entering
is against the law, right?
- May I remind you that in that studio
is the only copy of btr's second album?
Now, who's in?
- Give me the bolt cutters.
- Sledgehammer, please.
- Kelly,
keep the van ready and running.
And you...
Can wear one bandana.
- Let's get our songs back.
[All cheering]
[eerie gurgling]
- okay, plungie, it's all up to you.
- Are you sure you don't need a bigger plunger?
- Shh. You're psyching him out.
Now all we're missing is the element of surprise.
Surprise!
Aah! Ooh!
Stronger than before.
[Eerie gurgling]
[echoing belch]
plungie!
No!
- Bob.
It's too late.
- He was so young and full of suction.
- Focus.
What will it do next?
- Well, it knows I'm after it, so it'll probably retreat
into the pipes, waiting to strike again.
[Pipes rattling]
[screeching growl]
- [screaming]
- ah!
- Okay, everybody spread out,
and find that hard drive.
- Stop right there.
Let's try paralyzed one more time.
This time, a little more zwagger.
- Oh, no. They're already on song three.
- ♪ You, you walked into the room ♪
[music stops] - oh.
Hurry this up before we get caught.
Come on.
- Okay, we can't hurry up,
because we can't find the hard drive.
- That's because you're not thinking
like an evil producer.
And I do because I sort of am one.
Shbingo.
[All gasping]
- we got our songs back.
- Yes! - Whoo!
[Siren wailing] - whoa!
- There they are, commissioner.
They've broken into my studio,
and now they're stealing my property.
- He stole it from us first!
- I don't know what you're talking about,
but I do know that that is my hard drive.
- No, it's not. - You are a liar!
- No, you did. No. Not.
- Quiet!
There's a simple way to settle this.
Let's just see what's on the hard drive, shall we?
- Yeah!
And then you'll hear us singing,
and he'll go to jail.
- Dear hawk's video diary,
I am so happy today that I wrote a song.
It's called I love the police.
♪ Police are good, they guard our neighborhood ♪
♪ police are nice, I think they're cool as ice ♪
- oh, this is bad.
- This is so bad!
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah-ah, oh
[bluesy harmonica music]
- ♪ we got thrown in jail
♪
♪ And I know--
- not helping!
- Everybody calm down!
We can figure this out.
- This was hawk's plan all along:
a super disguise so he couldn't get identified
and a fake hard drive
so we'd get busted and end up in here.
- But now...
We're breaking out of here.
- We really need to get him some help.
- It worked!
- Big time rush. - Wait.
- You made bail.
All: kelly!
- Yay!
Now, stay out of my way.
I am looking into your had drive robbery,
but this is the lapd, and we deal with a lot of crime.
Last year alone, we had a b--
- we have another at sunset and vine.
- Will someone please save the tree cat?
And I better not catch you anywhere near hawk records,
or next time, there will be no bail.
- Yes, sir, mr. Commissioner.
We will stay away from hawk records.
Okay, how do we get back into hawk records?
- Weren't you idiots just in jail?
[Evil laughter]
- ah, I can almost hear him laughing at us now.
[Evil laughter]
- wait!
- There are three things every supervillain must do:
laugh evilly,
seek revenge,
and show up on various screens unexpectedly.
- You'll never get away with this, hawk.
- Oh, but I am.
In fact, I've just put a little zwagger
on your song superstar,
which is going to turn him into a superstar.
- That's song six!
He's halfway there.
- Did you say, "his song superstar"?
- Okay, and what do you think of this
as a title for my new cd?
It's called caw!
- We will not let him get away with this.
- Yeah, well, we're not allowed to go to hawk records, either.
- Wow, I never thought I would say this...
James!
- We won't be there.
But he will.
- How does he do that?
- We're not sure.
- Okay, so bandana man is going to defeat hawk
and his hawk-men by himself?
- No.
The supertastic super- will.
- Who's the supertastic super- ?
- I'm looking at them.
- So you want us to disguise ourselves as superheroes,
pull a surprise raid at hawk records,
and take our hard drive back by force?
- Does anybody have a better idea?
I didn't think so.
[Eerie gurgling and groaning]
- okay, now I think it's in the lobby.
- Yeah, and getting bigger.
That's it!
Get out of the way!
- What are you doing?
- If bitters won't shut off the water,
then we will.
[Gurgling stops]
now it's trapped and can't move.
- What do you think you're doing?
- Saving your life.
- All that's happened today was, your mom got a little dirty,
and you lost your little plungie.
- [Gasps] little p--
don't turn that valve.
That's just what it wants.
- Don't tell me what to do.
[Pipes clanking]
[eerie gurgling]
[people screaming]
[eerie groaning]
[loud retching]
[woman screaming]
[people screaming]
there's no need to panic. Remain calm.
There's no need to panic.
Get rid of it.
Get rid of it!
- And I want in.
'Cause this thing is so going down.
- Okay.
This is everything we've got in the studio.
- I can't believe we're doing this.
- Supertastic super- , suit up!
- You said "super" twice.
- You bet I did.
- Okay. - Okay!
- ♪ Strobing lights, feel the rhythm, the rhythm ♪
♪ and it'll get you right
♪ sweat it all out of your system ♪
♪ you got to free your mind
♪ let yourself unwind
♪ 'cause it's your - ♪ night, night, night
- ♪ so get it - ♪ right, right, right
- ♪ so hop in your ride, roll your windows down ♪
♪ 'cause tonight's your night, get lost in the sound ♪
♪ got to crank the music loud
♪ oh, oh-oh, oh
♪ baby, blow your speakers out
♪ so hop in your ride, roll your windows down ♪
♪ 'cause tonight's your night, get lost in the sound ♪
♪ got to crank the music loud
♪ oh, oh-oh, oh
♪ baby, blow your speakers out
- ♪ I know you feel the heat
♪ I see you feeling the fire, don't worry about a thing ♪
♪ fulfill your every desire
♪ the dj's playing your song, so now you can't go wrong ♪
♪ 'cause it's your - ♪ night, night, night
- ♪ so do it - ♪ right, right, right
- ♪ come on
- ♪ can you feel it - ♪ inside?
- ♪ You'd like to go for - ♪ a ride
- ♪ I know you need it, I can see it in your eyes ♪
- ♪ so hop in your ride, roll your windows down ♪
♪ 'cause tonight's your night, get lost in the sound ♪
♪ got to crank the music loud
♪ oh, oh-oh, oh
♪ baby, blow your speakers out
♪ your speakers out
♪ so hop in your ride, roll your windows down ♪
♪ 'cause tonight's your night, get lost in the sound ♪
♪ got to crank the music loud
♪ oh, oh-oh, oh
♪ baby, blow your speakers out
♪ your speakers out
♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
- ♪ let me hear you say
- ♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
- ♪ this party's never over, no, no, no ♪
- ♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
- ♪ let me hear you say
- ♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh, whoa-oh
- ♪ whoa-oh, whoa-oh
- ♪ so hop in your ride, roll your windows down ♪
♪ 'cause tonight's your night, get lost in the sound ♪
♪ got to crank the music loud
♪ oh, oh-oh, oh
♪ baby, blow your speakers out
♪ your speakers out
- kelly, where's your costume?
- I didn't like anything in the pile.
- Well, you can't go like that.
You'll get recognized.
- Ugh, fine.
I'll be bowl-head.
Covers my face, and I don't look any dumber than you guys.
- Good point.
- Supertastic super- ,
to the skies!
- Ha-ha!
[All thumping]
[all grunting]
- you can't fly.
- Oh. - Oh, right.
- To the van! All: the van!
[Eerie gurgling]
- all right, we all know the plan.
- We power plunge the three main points of entry.
- Creating a turbo stream of water
that forces super-clog up through the pipes.
- And its only escape
is the ventilation shaft in the roof,
where it will sh**t out and meet its sun-dried demise.
[Eerie gurgling]
- power up!
- Split up!
- Hello, super-clog, I'm katie, and you're evicted.
[Motor whirring]
[eerie gurgling]
- you're all overreacting!
It's just a little clog.
[Eerie gurgling]
- all right, super-clog, you are going down.
I mean up!
[Motor whirring]
- this is for plungie!
Yah-ha! [Laughing]
[eerie groaning]
[laughing]
[eerie groaning]
[spluttering expl*si*n]
- [screaming]
[loud splat]
all: oh!
[Cheers and applause]
- we can all use the bathrooms again!
- Yeah.
- I can wash dishes again!
Wait.
- Sadly, this victory is bittersweet,
as I have lost my best friend.
Plungie!
Plungie, oh.
- Well, this story is wrapping up quite nicely.
- No, it's not.
- Yes!
All songs are complete.
Now to upload your album to the web and get my revenge.
- Think again, hawk.
- Who are they?
- We are the supertastic super- .
- You said "super" twice.
All: you bet he did.
- And we want our songs back now.
- Yeah. Not gonna happen.
Caw!
- Ba-ha-ha-ha!
- [Grunting]
oh!
- Slapshot!
- Time to get the hawk out of here.
- Yeah, I got bowl powers now.
[All yelling]
[siren wailing]
all: whoa!
- Do you see this?
Can you believe what I'm seeing?
I thought I told you guys to stay away from hawk records.
- Commissioner, they broke in and att*cked me.
- [Gasps] - [gasps]
- I think you know what to do.
- Yes...
Arrest him for stealing big time rush's second album.
- Wh-what?
No, you can't prove anything.
- We checked local costume shops to see
who bought a hawk costume, and we found this receipt.
- Well, that could be any hawk!
- And we found your comment card,
where under reason for purchase, you checked "revenge."
- Who cares?
You'll never find your precious hard drive.
- You mean this one?
He's been talking to it all day,
saying, "revenge is mine," and freaking me out!
- You traitor!
I'll get you, big time rush.
I'll be back. Caw-caw!
Caw-caw!
[All cheering]
- hey!
I thought I told you guys I would handle this.
All: are we in trouble?
- No.
In fact, I could use
an action squad like you
that I can call when disaster strikes this fine city
and it's too much for me to handle.
- Well, commissioner, I think I speak
for the entire supertastic super-
when I say we're willing and ready to serve.
[Cat meowing]
- here, kitty, kitty.
[Cat meowing] - come on, kitty.
- Oh, let me just throw the bowl at him.
- No! - No!
- Just grab the branch! - I'm doing the best I can.
- ♪ Step it up, get in gear ♪
♪ go for broke, make it clear ♪
- ♪ got to go big time
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ make it work, get it right ♪
♪ change the world overnight
- ♪ got to dream big time
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ give it all you got now
- ♪ hey, hey
- ♪ isn't it a rush
- ♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
♪ oh-oh, oh-oh
- ♪ go and shake it up
♪ whatcha gotta lose
♪ go and make your luck with the life you choose ♪
♪ if you want it all, lay it on the line ♪
♪ it's the only life you got so you got to live it big time ♪
02x26 - Big Time Superheroes
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A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.
A look at life for the members of a boy band who are trying to make it big in the music industry.