03x08 - Spider No More

[bunniefuu]

ANDI: Man, Daniel'’sreally taking

this "bad boy thing" seriously.

- Whoa, wait.

That'’s nota tattoo.

- What is it, then?

DIEGO: It'’s a Kanay mark.

- Daniel'’s a Kanay?

- No, he'’s beenmarked by a Kanay.

- Wait, but I thoughtyou were the last Kanay.

- Me too.

[dramatic music]

Do you knowwhat this means?

- What?

- [chuckling]

- Look, would you quit thedramatic pause and just tell me?

- That I'’m not alone,that there'’s more of us.

I knew it!I knew it!

I gotta go tell Maddie.

- We have gottatake the marking... off.

- That practice was exhausting.

- You didn'’t evenget in the pool.

- Yeah, I know,but it was so tiring

watching you guysswim so slowly.

- Okay, that'’s it, you--

No, you know what?

I'’m just going to hold onto that one for later

since you'’re notbeing yourself right now.

- I'’m so sick of everyonesaying that--

Emma, my mom,T, now you?

- That'’s because you'’re not.

Look, you have this weirdmarking, thing, whatever,

on the back of your neck,and it'’s the thing

that'’s making you--- Oh, man.

There'’s some weird,strange-looking thing

on your face too.

Oh, wait, never mind.

It'’s your face.

- Be calm, Andi,be calm.

Listen, Daniel,I'’m trying to help you here.

Look, Diego said that there'’sthis weird marking thing

behind your neck.

That'’s what'’s making youact like a jerk.

- Look, whatever thingyou think I have,

I don'’t wantto get rid of it.

I feel great,

like myselffor the first time ever.

- I know,this is not you--

- Look, I'’d love to stayand have you annoy me more,

but, uh, oh,I have a date, so...

- Wait.Daniel, you can'’t just--

Never mind.

- There you are.

Took me a whileto find you.

- Daniel, hey,I wasn'’t expecting--

- Whoa.

What'’s all this?

Is that Emma?

[dramatic music]

[upbeat pop music]

WOMAN: ♪ I cast a spell

♪ It takes a hold of you

♪ I see my dreams

♪ And they'’re all coming true ♪

♪ Come on

♪ Let'’s go ♪

♪ You and me together

♪ Look up ahead

♪ There'’s a magical adventure ♪

♪ Every witch way

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m trying every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ I'’m going every witch way ♪

♪ Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

♪ Every witch way

- Is that Emma?

Is that ourold principal?

Why am I up here?

Is this a collage?

Don'’t tell me,you'’re into scrapbooking.

- Ew, no!

Do you see any stickersor glitter here?

- Then what is this?

- This is my wallof revenge.

I'’ve been tracking the chosenone for quite a while.

DANIEL: Oh... okay.

So, you do believe meabout witches.

Most people need proof.

[dramatic music]

But wait, I didn'’t tell youabout the chosen one

or the principal.

- I knew all about witchesbefore you told me about them.

Like I said,they'’re why I'’m here.

- Why did you pretendnot to know?

- Because I needed younot to know that I knew

until I knew it wassafe to let you know.

- Try saying thatthree times fast.

Why are some of thesepictures crossed out?

- I was eliminatingpossible chosen ones.

Several false leadsover the years--

New York,New Orleans, Kansas City--

until finally,

word spread about aninexperienced chosen one

defeating the principalin Miami...

and found your Emma.

- What for?

Are you going toreveal her to the world?

- No.

I'’m here to getmy revenge on witches

by destroyingtheir leader.

- You are?

- Yes, and you'’regonna help me.

♪

- And so I tried to ask Diegohow to take the seal off,

but then he ran awayto tell Maddie.

- Oh, no.

Maddie'’s definitely goingto tattle to the council.

- Such a teacher'’s pet.

- Who are you texting?- The council.

Okay, if anyone'’s going to bethe council'’s pet, it'’s me.

- Don'’t.

We don'’t know whatanything means yet.

- Yeah, that'’s whywe need the council.

- But what if they don'’t carethat he'’s possessed?

And send him to limbo?

Or the abyss?

Or some othereerie-sounding magic prison.

- All right.

We need to figurethis out quick,

otherwise the Sharks are nevergonna qualify for nationals.

- And Daniel could revealthe magic realm to more people

and put us in danger?

- Oh, yeah, that too.

- We need to talkto Diego...

and Maddiefirst thing tomorrow.

- Oh, man.

Teaming up with Maddie?

That'’s the w--

- Worst!

[laughing]

- Okay, just becauseyou can appear anywhere

doesn'’t mean you should.

- Yeah, right, if you could doit, you would do it /.

- No, I wouldn'’t.

- You rang?- Yes.

We'’re trying to figure outthe best way to help Daniel.

- Easy.

I had a special wayof dealing

with people likeDaniel back at home.

- How?

- We'’d drop him intothe Great Barrier Reef

and watch him swim to shorewith sharks chasing him.

- No way.Can we go?

- Look, Jax, if you don'’t wantto help, then you can just--

- I will, I will. All right?

We'’ll get himback to normal

and maybe you'’llstill like him.

Or you'’ll discover that

there are better guysout there for you.

[upbeat music]

♪

- I don'’t get it.

Katie and I have been friendssince we were babies.

- Her mom and I used tocall you "The Diaper Divas."

- How could she chooseMia over me?

- Oh, I'’m sureit'’s just a phase.

Remember last year when she wentall Dracula on us?

[growling]

- She was goth, Mom.

- Oh.Is that different?

I guess now that I thinkabout it, she didn'’t have fangs.

DIEGO: Ms. Van P?

- [gasping]

- Maddie.

- How did youget in here?

How do you alwaysget in here?

- Oh, Sophie let me in.

She was hiding in the bushesand jumped out at me.

- She'’s guarding the door incase Katie tries to come over.

- You guys arestill fighting?

- Panthers don'’t fight!

I'’m just not talking to heruntil she apologizes,

by wearing thisto school for a week.

- Oh.

[scoffing]Why'’d you print another one?

I could have justloaned her mine.

URSULA: Okay. Uh, Diego?

As you can see,

Maddie Winky and I werejust about to have dinner.

- Oh-ho, dinner!

Sweet.What are we having?

Oh, bolognaand Swiss, oh!

Mmm, this is delicious,thank you.

- Maddie Winky...

You don'’t evenlike bologna!

- So, Proxy, you texted that youneeded to tell me something?

- Oh, yeah.

I have some great news.- [gasping]

You bought me the braceletthat I really wanted?

- No, even better.

[together]Shoes?

- No, even better!

There'’s anotherKanay in Miami!

- [gasping]- [cheering]

Yeah!

- [gasping]

- Ms. Van Pelt?Ms. Van Pelt?

Ms. Van Pelt,are you okay?

- Mom!- Ms. Van Pelt?

- So, you'’re like thiswitch hunter cheerleader.

- I'’m much morethan that.

[dramatic music]

♪

- What are you doing?

Stop.

- Relax, I'’m notgoing to hurt you.

- What are you?

- You haven'’tguessed yet?

I'’m a Kanay.

♪

- Thanks forcoming, guys.

This is a really--

- Why does Sophie haveher PJs on?

- '’Cause this isa breakfast meeting.

And I always have breakfastin my PJs.

- Now thatwe'’re all here,

I wanted to talk toyou guys about--

- This isn'’t organic?

Go get my organic syrupfrom my locker, Ka--

- I'’m on it.

- Diego!

Come on!Let'’s get this meeting started.

- I'’m back, I'’m back,I'’m back, I'’m back.

- Andi'’s done some researchon Daniel'’s... change.

- Yes, now, here you go.

Now, if you look at page one,you'’ll see that the--

- What'’s thisdrawing of?

- It'’s a werewolf giving a furryoctopus a piggy-back ride.

- What? No, it'’s Daniel beingattacked by a spider.

- It looks like a spideron a chandelier.

- Did you draw this?

It'’s really bad.

- Daniel'’s foreheadisn'’t that big.

- It looks likehe'’s got seven arms.

- Give me that!

You guys knownothing about art.

- Guys, let'’s concentrate.

We have severalproblems facing us.

First off, Daniel and his...problem.

- Council sends him tothe limbo and problem solved.

Bam. Next.

- And second, we have a newKanay running amok in town.

- That'’s not a problem.

That'’s an excitingnew development.

- Oh, yeah,it would be,

if this Kanay hadn'’tcontaminated Daniel

with some weirdspider thing.

- There you go again,

using made-up words like"amok" and "contaminated,"

and why is findingthe Kanay second?

I say wefind him first.

- We have to help Daniel!

- Wait, Emma.

I'’m sorry,Maddie'’s right.

- Of course I am.

- Yeah, we need tofind him--or her--first.

- What? Her?

- Yeah, I mean, Kanayscan be boys or girls.

Right, Diego?- Uh...

- And then that would meanthat Diego and her

would makea perfect match!

The last two Kanaystogether forever.

- How dare you cheat on me!

- What?I'’m not!

Andi'’s being hypothetical.

- Stop making up words!

Who cares aboutfinding this Kanay?

We'’ve got to help Daniel.

- I'’m a genius.

- Let'’s get back on track.

Did you find out any moreinformation on the spider seal?

- Oh, yeah.

Um, it belongs to a powerfulrebellious line of Kanays.

- How do we get it off?

- Have to find the Kanaythat it came from

and have him remove it.

- That'’s your brilliant plan?

- Got a better one?

- If you don'’t like limbo,how about the abyss?

- Jax!

There'’s only one person whoreally gains anything

by Daniel changing.

[dramatic music]

- You know her combination?

- Of course,it'’s my birthday.

- She'’s so lame.

So, what are weputting in there?

Fire ants?Scorpions?

- Pudding.

- You can'’t be serious.

Wait... How aboutyou freeze her books?

- Already did that,to Maddie.

Honestly, Daniel,you'’ve gotta up your evil.

- Well, you haveany better ideas?

- Maybe.

- You better hurry, then.

School'’s aboutto start.

[rock music]

♪

- I know deep downhe'’s still Daniel.

- Unfortunately.

Look, Em, you can'’ttrust him anymore.

He'’s changed.

He might beworking against us.

- Not Daniel.

He would never hurt me.

Oh!

- Are you okay?

- Yes.

What is this?

- Thousand Islanddressing?

- I don'’t understand.

Who would do this?

- "With love, Daniel."

- Sophie!

- Sorry.

Walking straight is very hardwithout you.

- Finally ready to befriends again, Katie?

- Sure.

[together]As soon as you apologize.

- You'’re the one whoneeds to be forgiven,

for betraying us.

- And for wearing bright colorson Pastel Friday.

- You know,I could just cast a spell

and you'’d beback to normal.

- There you go, flauntingyour powers, again!

- I was not fluting,I was stating a fact.

- Flaunting!

And what'’s the point ofmagically making up

if you never want to doanything I want to do?

- We do...sometimes.

- I like it when you want to doMaddie'’s homework for her.

- My new friend Mia wantsto do everything I do.

- Always?

- Sometimes.

- Look, Katie, about Mia,you shouldn'’t trust--

- Did you just try tocast a spell on me?

- No.

- Yes, you did.

You missed and ithit my locker.

- I did not!

I never miss.

- How about the timeyou missed a sandwich

and got ketchup on me?

- If you really want to keepthem fighting,

just wait a second.

When Maddie leaves in a huff,make it rain on Katie.

- She'’s not walking away.

They'’re in the middle--- In three...

- Whatever.

I was trying to help you.

- Two...

- And I was trying to getto Biology class.

- Wait, Maddie.

- Changed your mind?

- Oh!

- Biology classcan wait!

Holy free shower!

My favorite!

[giggling]

- You just couldn'’thelp yourself, could you?

- It wasn'’t me!

- Of course not.It'’s never you.

- Sounds like theymight be on to me.

- So what?We can take them.

- Not with your ex-girlfriendat full power.

I'’m not ready yet.

- What do we do?

- We keep her busy.

And I havejust the thing.

- You were right.

- Of courseI was right.

Wait--about what?

- We need to askthe council for help

about turning Danielback to normal.

- Ah, yes.Finally.

Look, when we getto the council,

let me doall the talking--

MADDIE: We'’re here!

What'’s the rush?

- We want to knowhow the plan is going.

- It'’s going great.

We have three newoutfits designed and--

- Wait, no. The Kanay plan.Remember?

We decided to rule everyone outbefore jumping to conclusions.

- I'’m telling you,it'’s gotta be Mia.

- You only say that becauseshe'’s Daniel'’s new girlfriend.

- What?

- It'’s all over Miss Information.

- Speaking of Miss Information,we ruled Gigi out.

- Great--how?

- Held her phone over an openflame in the chemistry lab.

She tried to blow it out,but couldn'’t.

Clearly not a Kanay.

- Did you burn her phone?

- No!

Well, maybe the case...

Just a little.

I had to!

She was showing mewithout any lip gloss on.

- Okay, so we unnecessarily

ruled Gigi out.

So that justleaves us with...

- Emma.

- What, no,she'’s a witch.

- Wizard!

- Guys, I'’m telling you,it'’s gotta be Mia.

- But I mean,we don'’t have any proof.

- We'’ll talk to the council

about freeing Danielof the seal.

Then we'’llget some proof.

- Nobody tell Proxy.

- Wait, what, why?

- Um...Because I said so.

- Mia?

A Kanay.

Looks like Maddie'’s not the onlyone with a Kanay on her side.

- We know what'’s wrongwith Daniel.

- Besides being a human?

- I'’m a human.

And I'’m right here.

- What'’s wrong with him?

- A Kanay put a spiderseal on him.

We'’re not exactly surewhat that means, but we--

- Why would Diego do that?

- I told you he was no good.

- It wasn'’t him!

He doesn'’t even have one.

- Well, who elsecould it have been?

The spider seal fairy?

"One for youand one for you."

[chuckling]

- No...There'’s another Kanay.

- Impossible.

- [mocking]Impossible!

- Two Kanays?

Wow.

- Do you know who it is?

- Not really.

I mean, we havea couple suspects.

- Can you help us?

I need a spell toget rid of the spider.

- A witch'’s spell cannotoverpower a seal.

Others have triedand failed every time.

- No!

- Oh, it'’s documented.

- Em...

You'’re stronger thanall these other witches,

so strong that theycan'’t take your power.

- We were justtesting it out,

just in case.

- You can do it.

- We do not have timefor this.

Let us capture Mr. Millerand send him to--

- No!

At least let me try.

Please.

- Come on, Agey.

We should at least let Emmatry to remove the seal...

before we makeany decisions.

- This is so exciting.

- It is?

- You have until tomorrowto remove the seal.

If not, we getrid of Mr. Miller.

[dramatic music]

♪

[stammering]

Bring us the other Kanay

and we will reconsider ourstance on humans as guardians.

♪

- Mia, are you in here?

Your aunt let me in.

Mia.

Pretty!

[zapping]

[dramatic music]

- Well, well,who do we have here?

My favorite psychic.

- Hey, guys!

Just admiring your collage.

I didn'’t knowyou scrapbooked.

Very nice.

I mean, it could usesome stickers--

- Are you going throughmy stuff, Katie?

- No.

- Looks likewe have a spy, Mia.

What should we do?

- Hmm.I could freeze her.

Or, I can make a big cycloneand make her disappear into it.

- I vote cyclone.

- What?

- Just kidding.

She'’s a part of my plan.

- I thought I was your plan.

- You are.

To take down Emma.

But I still need totake care of Maddie.

- I won'’t do anythingto hurt Maddie.

- Okay, then.

You'’re gonna makea great ice sculpture.

Pose for me.

- Wait!

I overheard their plans.

I have information.

I will help.- I wouldn'’t trust her.

- Start talking.

And it better be good.

♪

See you at lunch?

- Sophie?W-What are you doing?

SOPHIE: I got him!

- Sophie'’s hold istighter than a crab,

send him tothe chemistry lab!

- What are you--Get off me!

- Cool!

- You missed!

- Did you get him?

- It'’s hard to aim when he'’smoving around like that!

- Just try again,keep your eye on the ball!

I mean, the Daniel!

- You guys are nuts!Leave me alone!

- Danny, this isfor you own good.

- Air ball.

- This DanielI don'’t wanna deal,

get rid of the spider seal.

Daniel!

- Was not expecting that.

- Did it work?

- I don'’t know.

Danny? Are you hurt?

- Emma?

What happened?

Where am I?

- You'’re okay!

- I think so.

- Wait!

- That was the most bizarrereaction to a spell ever.

- Whoa, who casta spell on me?

I have to geton stage.

Your surprise.

- Oh, you didthe surprise already.

We all saw it.

- Yeah, and we'’ll neverun-see it either.

- I did?

Did you like it?

- Uh...

- You seriously don'’tremember anything

from the past three days?

- It'’s been three days?

- Happens to meall the time.

'’Cause your brain'’slike a sponge.

Sometimes it gets too fulland you gotta squeeze it out.

And then, whoops,there goes three days.

- Why am I in school?

- You were under a spell.

Well, not a spell, exactly.

- A spider seal,it'’s a Kanay thing.

- Yeah, and it made you actlike a colossal jerk.

- Didn'’t really changehim that much.

- W-What do you mean,a huge jerk?

- Colossal jerk.

- So, you'’re back toyour old self.

That'’s allthat matters.

- Hey, Mia, can we talk?

- Sure, come in.

- Um, I haven'’t beenmyself lately.

Emma told me thatI was dating you.

I told her not toworry about it,

that I'’m breaking upwith you.

- You'’re breaking upwith me?

[laughs]And did she believe you?

- Of course she did.

I had her eatingout of my hands.

She was all like,"Danny, I miss you.

Oh, you were so mean!"

- You must bea great actor.

- Yeah, and you'’rea great evil mastermind,

and makeup artist.

Not a trace of spidey.

MIA: There, safe and sound.

- So, what now?

- Now you give her a "So sorryI was a meanie-weenie" present.

- This?

Why do I want togive her a present?

I don'’t even like her.

- You'’re pretendingyou do, remember?

We need her weakand distracted.

I wasn'’t expectingso many witches in Miami.

- Me neither.

So, this is supposed tomake her weak?

- Not the necklace,the crystal.

And it will doa lot more than that.

You just have to make sureyou get it on her.

[upbeat pop music]

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