[ music ]
CHAPA: It's fineit's fine it's fine
stop you can stopjust stop it's fine.
- I'm sorry. I thought we weretaking this prank seriously.
- We are. But it already lookslike a real apple.
[ chair coming up fromSW.A.G. ]
- She's coming!
- Oh hey Mika, you shouldtotally try this apple,
just try the apple,everyone's doing it.
Just try the apple.
- What's going on?
- Oh, we're waiting for Mika.
- My sister?- The same.
- Why are you guyswaiting for Mika--
- No no no!That's not a real apple.
It's a water balloonfilled with spicy milk
that's been paintedto look like a real apple.
BOSE: Once Mika takes a bite...
Spicy milk!!!
- Hashtag get milked.
- Why are you guys tryingto prank Mika?
- Because she keeps remindingRay to give us homework
at the end of every day.
- Yeah that's messed upbut I gotta be real with you --
you're never going toprank Mika.
She's un-prankable.
- Wait, Mika?- Like, your sister, Mika?
- The same.She's a prank genius.
She comes up with great pranks,
and sees other'spranks coming --
it's like it's her super power.
Except for, you know,her super power.
[ tube alert ]
- Hey guys, how groovaaaywas that homework
Ray gave us last night?Huh?
Mmm hmm, yup, nothing likea long night of long divi...
...sion.
Someone's trying to prank me.
- Pfft.- Whaaat?
- I said, someone'strying to prank me.
And I know it's not Milesbecause he's learned his lesson.
So it must be one of you.
- Pfft.- Whaaat?
- Why would we try to prank you?
- Yeah sis, you're ourgirl-power-B-F-F
for life, chica.
- Okay. Then why don't youtake a bite
of that nice, shiny apple?
- That apple there?- The same.
- Not hungry.- Aww.
I'm sure you have roomin your tummy for one...
small...bite of this apple.
- Actually, I amkinda hungry.
- No! Bose it's filled withspicy milk!
- Ah-HA!- I told ya.
She can't be pranked.- Dang it.
- Oh, but that was cute though,with your lil' fake apple
filled withyour lil' spicy milk.
And your bananafilled with glue.
And your grapes whereevery fourth one is a rock.
- Owww!
- She is good.
- Not better than me.Who we talking about?
Whatever shut up I've got anassignment for the four of you.
[ trumpet music ]
- Who is that human peacock?
[ Miles laughs ]
- That human peacock is ArchdukeFernando, from Rivalton.
- Aww. I hate Rivalton.- Boo Rivalton.
- And as you know, tomorrow is,of course, Kielbasa Day.
- Already?! I forgetKielbasa Day every year.
- Anyway the Archduke's comingto Swellview
to give some stupid speechabout something stupid
and he's asked forthe best protection possible.
- Hey, okay!- Nice!
- We are the best.- Unfortunately, I'm busy
so he's going to have to settlefor you guys.
- Oh, come on.- That hurts, Ray.
- I got a date with a momwho likes pinball
so the four of you are gonnahave to protect him for me.
Hmm, don't mind if I do.
- Sir, you might notwanna eat that--
- Shhh. If he wants to eat anapple, let him eat the apple.
- Thank you.
Oh as always, if you guysscrew this up I'll be furious
and if you do everythingcorrectly I will not praise you.
Aya, one last thing: Don't makefun of his ponytail --
okay that's it byeeeeeeeee!
Ahhhh!Spicy milk!
Gah! This is whyyou should never eat fruit!
- Why would we make fun ofthis dude's ponytail?
- His name is Gideonand I've had him
since he was a little man-bun.
- Yeah, I'm definitelygonna make fun of that.
- I think I shall startmy Kielbasa Day speech now!
- Go off big man.
[ trumpet music ]
[ applause ]
- Oh... Thank you Swellview!
You know, our cities are not sodifferent, yours and mine...
- There's a prank coming.- What?
- Someone's about to prankArchduke Fernando!
I can feel it.
- or are you justa stupid idiot.
- Repeat: chances are highfor a prank.
- Chances are also high for meeating a kielbasa.
- but the biggest reason why
Rivalton is betterthan Swellview--
[ coughs ]
- That's the prank!- Get him out of here!
- I'm fine!Get away from my pony
I just need a drink of water...
- Ahhhh!- We need to go, sir!
- No I need to finishmy spee--
Ahhhh!Prank railing!
Uh ah! Gideoooooooonnnnnnnn--
[ crashes to the ground ]
ARCHDUKE FERNANDO: Who caresabout me.
Someone check on Gideon.
- Okay, I get why he lovesGideon so much.
He's so soft...
- We're so gonna get yelled at.
[ music ]
RAY: Statically, most women whoplay pinball have mustaches.
But I finally meetan absolutely stunning mom
who's into pinball,and you guys have to go and--
Where's Chapa?
- She suited upto answer a call.
Some dude was spittin' on peopleat Ball Mart.
- Fine. I'll yell at herwhen she gets back.
- Look, I'm sorryArchduke Fernando
got pranked on our watch.
But honestly,that guy was kind of a jerk.
- Yeah. He keeps callingthe Man's Nest
and demanding thatI give back Gideon.
But I would never do thatbecause you're just so soft...
- So who caresif he got pranked, anyway?
I mean it's no big deal.- No big deal?
You really think that waris no big deal?
- What?
- What are youtalking about "w*r"?
- So soft...
- I'm talking aboutThe Thousand Pranks w*r!
Really -- Don't they teachyou kids anything in schoolthese days?
- Ray, you're our teacher.
- And we usuallyhave to teach you.
- That's it -- we're watchingthe Ken Burns documentary.
- Ken Burns made a documentaryabout The Thousand Pranks w*r?
- Ken Burns has made adocumentary about everything!
- Okay.
NARRATOR:The Thousand Pranks w*r betweenSwellview and Rivalton
had raged for decades.
And soldiers from both sideshave left letters
to tell the tale...
SOLDIER:Dearest Martha.I write to you
with my underwear stretchedway up above my head.
A grievous injury I incurredat the Battle of Wedgie Hill.
SOLDIER:This Prank Warseems to stretch on
with no end in sight,much like my tight-y whiteys...
but my resolvehas not wavered...
SOLDIER:How can two townsend a Prank w*r
when no one knowswho started it?
Or whence it was began?
SOLDIER:I do not knowif you will even
see this letter for it appearsI have unknowingly
been writing withdisappearing ink.
SOLDIER:My dearest Martha,please kiss the kids for me.
And tell Ruffleshe is a good boy.
XOXO, Unknown Soldier.
- Hey, what the--- What'd I miss?
- What you missedis historical footageof The Thousand Pranks w*r
that's about to get started upall over again.
- Hey, can we watch "Jumanji"?- No, we can't watch "Jumanji"!
You guys just reignited a w*r!
- Really? Before yesterdaythere hadn't been any pranking
between Swellview and Rivaltonfor thirty years.
Maybe yesterday's prankwill just blow over.
- They... pranked me.
MILES: What happened?
- Looks like they ranthe Tallahassee Two-Step.
BOSE: The what?
- It's a simple prank --someone calls in
a fake spit-mergency,second pranker spills grease
on a first responder's uniform,third grifter offers to clean
said uniform at no charge.
They take your clothes andtell you to wait in a room.
And when you getyour clothes back --
it's the cheerleading costumefrom your town's hated rival.
- She's absolutely right.
[ Ray, Bose and Miles gasp ]
- Avenge...me...
- You still think thisis just gonna blow over?
- One, two, three, four.
I declare a Prank w*r.
[ Bose gasps ]
- It all just kinda happened.
[ kids all taking at once ]
- Stop talking!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
[ kids in unison ]- Emergency!
- That's just the doorbell.- I know.
[ music ]
- Breaking news -- more like,pranking news.
- That's right, Trent.
It's w*r. Again!
Between Swellview and Rivalton.
- Yuck.
- The latest victim?Danger Force's own Volt,
whose superhero costume wasstolen and is now on display
in Rivalton's CountryMusic-themed knockoff store:
Hee Haw Purée.
- Volt was later seen walkinghome in shame,
dressed likea Rivalton Cheerleader.
- Our sources indicate that Voltwas shaken,
but she is now instable condition.
- AHHHHHH I HATE THAT PICTUREGET IT OFF THE SCREEN!
- We're having some troublegetting this imageoff the screen,
so we're just gonna have toleave it up for a while.
- Noooooo!!!
- In totally unrelated news,prank supply stores
in both cities are selling out
as people continue to line uparound the bloc--
- Gaaaaah I can't standRivalton!
- Yeah, the only thing worsethan Rivalton is
oh wait nothing.
Get. Wrecked. Ha!
- You just wrecked Rivalton.- That was good.
- That was good, right?
- Why does Rivalton even exist?
- Rivalton used to be nothing
until they struck greaseunderground and got rich.
Here, there's a Ken Burnsdocumentary about it...
- No.- Please just "Jumanji".
- They found vast greasedeposits underground,
then they started selling itto every restaurant
in the Quint Cities.
Of which Swellview is,of course, one.
♪ Rivalton and Bordertown,
♪ Adjacent City, Neighborvilleand Swellview: ♪
♪ the Quint City Towns --Quints! ♪
♪ Quints means five.
- Exactly. And now?You want fried food?
You gotta buy Rivalton grease,
and you gotta payRivalton prices.
While the citizens of Rivaltonjust sit around gettin' rich
and making Chapa look cheery.
- Gah!I hate looking cheery.
- Enough talk -- let's ride onthem Rivaltons!
- Yeah!- Yeah!
- Oh, I got a prank.
How about this? We roll up onRivalton with our lasers
and blast every single Rivaltonwe see -- like this!
- Aiieee! Aiieee! Aiieee!
- That's not a prank,that's just v*olence.
- Yeah but it'sfunny v*olence -- watch.
- Aiiiieeeee!
- See that's hilarious.- How about this?
We drag me behind the Man Copterand I shock the entire city!
- Aiiiieeeee!
- That's also going tohurt people.
- It's going to hurta lot of people.
[ Mika whistles ]
- [ Australian accent ]Two days ago,I thought of a way
to prank that town.You wanna prank Rivalton?
You talk to me.
- What'd you have in mind?
[ upbeat music ]
MIKA:We wait untilthe middle of the night,
then Miles teleports us allinto Hee Haw Purée...
MIKA:Miles replaces allthe regular chairswith prank chairs.
- Yes!
MIKA:Schwoz replacestheir water supply
with his new"concentrated water."
One sip is likea gallon in your guts.
SCHWOZ:You're so bad,I love it.
MIKA:Bose? You still know howto build a brick wall?
BOSE:Sand-lime bricksor fly-ash clay?
MIKA:Sand-lime, of course.
BOSE:Ooooh, the lady hasexpensive taste.
RAY:And I fill the whole placewith nitroblast boom sticks!
MIKA:Again,that's just v*olence.
RAY [disappointed ]:Awwww...
MIKA:Chapa, you installremote locks on allthe entrance doors.
- These are all good pranks,
but I wish we couldsee them happen.
- You know that fourth wallof Hee Haw Purée
that we never get close to?- Of course I do.
We got one in the Man's Nestright over there.
- Huh. That's where I installedthe hidden cameras.
- Ah.
MILES:Okay. So then what?
MIKA:Then we pop some popcorn,
open somebrightly colored sodas,
and enjoy the swell view ofRivaltons getting pranked.
[ music ]
- We may have madetoo much popcorn.
- Shhhhh!The show is starting!
[ music ]
- C'mon. We've been watchingthis stufffor five whole minutes!
When's the pranking gonna start?
- Yeah, they've been drinkingSchwoz's heavy water
in their purée so why aren'tthey being,
you know, prankified?!
- The pranks shouldstart right...
about...
...now.
[ music ]
- To Gideon!
My little pony!
- [ yawns ]I could use a good sit!
'Cause my buns are barkin'.
[ everyone laughs ]
- I built those chairs.- You did it too.
- Ha-ha!You tried to sit but you fell!
Let me show you how propersitting is done, Clarence!
The key is to bend at the kneewhile maintaining eye-- ohhh!
[ everyone laughs ]
- Look at his stupid face.Look how stupid he looks.
- We've been pranked!
Everyone check your chairs!
- You heard the man!
CLARENCE: Bend at the knee...
[ all talking at once ]
- No! Don't check themby sitting on them.
[ all laughing even harder ]
- That's amazing!Are you kidding me?
- I only took a tiny sip, but...
I gotta go real bad!
- Yes, that's why we all callyou Small Bladdie Maddie and--
ohhhhh goodness to grease I'vegot to go, too! Out of my way.
- Oh yeah!!
RAY: Here it comes!
- Ah! That's sand-lime brick!
[ scream in unison ]
[ all laughing ]
- C'mon, we can all go outsideand pee!
- Yeah, but you can't though.
- Open the door, you fool!
- I can't! It's locked!
- [ crying ]My bladdieeeeeee...
[ laughing hysterically ]
- Oh is there a urologistin the house?
- I can't breathe.
- We're being pranked!With a capital "pee!"
- It's happening...
- Oooh, Me toooooo...
[ all cheering and laughing ]
- Wait, wait wait.I call that one, Ur-in-trouble.
- I never thought I'd say this,but I am afraid of you.
[ cheering ]
[ music ]
- Well since Rayforgot to yesterday,
I'll ask him to assign usdouble homework tonight--
[ Chapa, Miles and Bose ]- Noooo!!!
- Well excuse mefor trying to learn.
- I will never excuse that.
- Hold, hold, hold, hold...
[ muffled high-pitched wailing ]
- There's an old lady screamingin the Man's Nest!
- Errrr! Ya-ah-haa!
C'mon!
- Ray?
- Hey!Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, he-e-y, hey.Hey.
What's wrong?Breathe.
- Okay, okay...I was doing my normal hair-careroutine, right:
Pre-soak, soak, free-tradeorganic low-carb shampoo,
pre-rinse, rinse, conditioner,argon oil, mountain water,
rinse, air dry, towel dry,mountain air dry--
- Okay. Yeah yeah yeah.We get it.
- And then, and then, I went toapply a teaspoon
of activated cashew butterto my scalp
when I realized that somebodyhad replaced it with--
Fast-locking epoxy glue!
Ahhhh!
- So you can't getyour hands out?
- Nooo!
- Okay hold still.Hold still.
Hold still.You ready?
RAY: Not like this.Not like this.
[ Mika screams ]
- I guess you're gonna have toshave your head.
- I'm gonna pretendyou didn't say that.
Ohhh!
[ yelling gibberish ]
- Well, there's onlyone other thing you can do...
- Why do you havea Kid Danger wig?
- Remember that timeCaptain Man and Kid Danger
fought The Barber, and Henrylost all of his hair?
- Eh, no.
- Exactly -- becauseI made this wig.
- Ha ha ha we fooledthe whole town moving on.
Bet you're all wonderingwhy Schwoz and I
called you all here today.
- It's a school day.- And we were already here.
- We called you here because...we realized two things.
One! This hair prankis clearly the work of Rivalton.
- Well yeah, obviously.- Duh.
- But we also believe that sincethe only people
who have access to my hairproducts are here in this room
that that means: that one of youis pranking for Rivalton.
[ Bose gasps ]
- And I know exactlywho it is --
Schwoz?
[ suspenseful music ]
[ music ]
- Why would one of usbe pranking for Rivalton?
- Because one of youwas born there.
- In Rivalton?!- The same.
- No, way!- I got the proof right here!
I know whothe dirty Rivalton is.
But I'm going to give thema chance to come clean.
And if they don't --you're all fired.
- Mika was born in Rivalton.- Miles!
- I'm sorry but he saidhe was gonna fire everyone
and Bose really needs the healthinsurance for his foot thing!
- Miles, stop revealingpeople's secrets!
- Wait a minute --I thought you two were twins.
- We are.
- So Miles was bornin Rivalton, too?!
- No I was not!
- Okay, I'll tell youwhat happened.
- Our momwas verrrrrrry pregnant...
- Okay you tell themwhat happened.
- And our dad wasverrrrrrry hungry...
MILES:So our mom was pregnantand sick of it.
- I'm pregnantand I'm sick of it.
CHAPA:Why were theyin Rivalton?
- Well, Hee Haw Puréehas this special smoothie
that's supposed to make yougo into labor.
BOSE:Did it work?
- It's working!- Hmmm?
- The babies are coming!We gotta go!
- Well I gottafinish this first.
If I finish the whole thingwe eat for free.
- Just pay for it. Ooooh!
- I didn't bring my wallet.
- Why not?
- Confidence.
- Drink faster!
I do not want my babiesborn in this disgusting town!
Oooh! Ooooh!
Yeah, I said it.
CHAPA:So did your dad finishthe purée?
MILES:An hour later.
[ 's music plays ]
MILES:By the time they actuallyleft it was too late.
My mom droveas fast as she could,
but Mika was born in the car,
on the Rivalton sideof the Jandy River.
- Where was your dad?
- He was in the back seatwith a stomach ache.
- So where were you born?
- Also in the car,on the Swellview sideof the Jandy River.
- Ohhhh.- Okay.
- That, that makes sense.
- I'm a proud son of Swellview.
- Yeah, unlike your "sister."
- I'm still his sister!
- Yeah, who was bornin Rivalton!
- Look, I didn't prank yourstupid hair care products!
- What did youjust call them?
- If anything I would havegone for your anti-aging cream.
[ Bose, Miles and Chapa gasp ]
- I cast thee out.
- Come on, Ray...
I!!! Cast!!!Thee!!! Out!!!
- Are you serious?
- You are out of Danger Force!
Until this Prank w*r is over,you shall not step footin this Man's Nest.
- You know what? Fine.
- Ray, are you seriouslykicking her out of Danger Force?
- Yes.
- Hey.What's in the envelope?
How did you knowI was born in Rivalton?
- I didn't know.
You just told me.
- Down the tube!
- Not cool dude.
- Yeah she's a dirty Rivalton,but she was our best pranker.
- And she was our friend.- Oh yeah.
- Plus I told herabout my foot thing
and it never got out.
- Because of her,I had to shave my hair!
We can't trust her.
But now, thanks to me,she's completely out of the way
and we don't have to worryabout her anymore at all.
- ShoutOut?What are you doing here?
- I prank for you now.
- Gideon!!!
[ music ]
♪ Always on the scenein the nick of time ♪
♪ The second I see troubleI know I'll be fine ♪
♪ I'm okay
♪ I'm okaaaay!
♪ Danger
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Whoaaa-oooh
♪ Ooooh-ooooh
♪ Danger!
♪ One two three Force!
01x10 - The Thousand Pranks w*r: Part I
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Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.
Series is a spinoff of Henry Danger and follows four new superheroes-in-training, to attend Swellview Academy for the Gifted.