Gin: Okay, attention please?
Gin: Some of you may have already noticed,
Gin: but there's this little dot here.
Gin: Kind of like a secondary sex characteristic.
Gin: But it's not pronounced Gintama Dash or Dot.
Gin: Due to grown-up circumstances,
there has to be something here.
Gin: Because grown-ups grow hair down there.
Gin: But it's still pronounced Gintama.
Gin: Grown-ups keep their mouths shut
when someone's unshaven.
Gin: So with that lesson learned, let's try this again.
Snack Otose
Otose: Apparently, she's got herself...
Otose: ...a man.
Otose: I noticed that Catherine was behaving
rather oddly lately.
Otose: That explains why.
Gin: So, did someone lose a bet or something?
Otose: He's a regular here.
Otose: They've been on friendly terms for a while.
Gin: No, seriously. This guy must have lost
Gin: This defies logic.
Gin: No man would ever be interested in that nasty woman.
Gin: Clearly, she was the result of a bad joke by God.
Gin: If he threw together some leftover cat and housewife parts
to make a present for his grandchild,
Gin: which was then relegated
to chew toy duty, that would be her.
Tama: But don't you think that
Catherine-san looks prettier these days?
Gin: How?
Gin: You mean how the cat and housewife parts fit together?
Gin: That's because God files the edges and gives the
putty plenty of time to dry.
Tama: According to my data,
women become more beautiful
when they fall in love.
Gin: What?
Gin: That's just lip service.
Tama: Don't they tend to place their
hand on their cheek and sigh?
Gin: Just stop already.
Gin: Women, old and robot, always love this topic.
Tama: My folder of love stories is ten yottabytes.
Gin: That's ridiculously huge!
Gin: Listen to me.
Gin: You can putty up a Zaku as much as you want.
Gin: It's never going to become a Gundam.
Gin: Fix your data.
Tama: Understood.
Tama: Master Gintoki can never be like Hiro Mizushima.
Tama: Gajiro Sato is the best he can manage.
Gin: What's with the cruel gap in wavy hair characters?
Catherine: I'm back.
Gin: Look, the Zaku's back.
Gin: Tune her up, mechanic.
Catherine: Sorry I took so long.
Catherine: There was an elderly person
who needed help carrying something.
Catherine: Please deduct it from my wages.
Gin: Z-ZZZ Gundam has returned!
Tama: Didn't I explain this to you?
Gin: Explain what?!
Gin: Her physique is completely different!
Gin: You can't pin this on an idiosyncratic animator!
Catherine: Oh, Gintoki-san.
Catherine: Welcome.
Catherine: Enjoy yourself.
Gin: Even her personality has been Newtype'd!
Gin: Why is she so polite now?!
Gin: Love can't change a girl this much!
Catherine: Wait, love...?
Catherine: You all know?
Catherine: Oh, I'm so embarrassed!
Catherine: I'm sorry.
Catherine: I planned to tell you
once everything was settled...
Otose: Everything was settled?
Otose: Catherine, are you...
Catherine: Otose-san, I'm...
Snack Otose
Catherine: ...in a relationship with
someone who wants to marry me.
EpTitle: It's Too Confusing When Talking About the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board
Shin: Suejiro Suemoto-san.
Shin: A regular at Otose-san's place.
Shin: That's how he got to know Catherine-san.
Shin: He's an up-and-coming entrepreneur
Shin: with considerable influence.
Kagura: Hmm...
Kagura: There are some real weirdos out there.
Sugar Content
Shin: People have always sucked up
to him because of his money,
Shin: so Catherine-san was like a breath of fresh air.
Catherine-san!
Sorry about being late.
Please don't worry about it.
You should wipe off your sweat first.
Oh, thank you. I appreciate it.
Ah!
(My, Suejiro-san is so bold.)
Flower House
Oh, dear. My head is spinning.
This is so much fun.
Ah!
Whoa...!
Catherine-san...
Suejiro-san...
Gin: Wait a second.
Gin: Is this the right show?
Gin: Who wants to see them fawn over each other?
Shin: Gin-san, we should be happy for them.
Shin: That would be the grown-up response.
Gin: Hah!
Gin: Grown-up!
Gin: Yeah, yeah.
Gin: So sorry!
Shin: In any case, business is booming at Snack Otose.
Shin: It must be the charm of a new wife or something,
Shin: since Catherine-san has doubled her clientele.
Shin: And Suejiro-san seems like a nice person.
Shin: He was a regular customer,
Shin: so he isn't going to tell her to stop working.
Kagura: Hmph!
Kagura: Make sure you don't fall
for a woman like her, Sadaharu!
Kagura: You never know when she's gonna
turn back into a chew toy.
Sugar Content
Shin: He lost all of his assets
when Lehman Brothers went bankrupt.
Shin: So he was saying that he can
no longer make Catherine-san happy...
Kagura: So he wants to call it off?
Kagura: Just goes to show that he's a man with
no money and no balls.
Shin: But Catherine-san refused.
Shin: She said that she would support him.
Kagura: Huh?
Shin: Suejiro-san has a piece of property left that
isn't in the Kabuki district.
Shin: He's going to open a new business there.
Shin: With Catherine-san.
Kagura: So what?
Kagura: That thief who showed up in
episode of this anime,
Kagura: is finally leaving in episode ?
Shin: Well, it's like she's graduating,
becoming independent.
Shin: Otose-san will be a little lonely,
Shin: but I'm sure that she'll be the first
one to congratulate them.
Tama: Master Gintoki.
Tama: There is an emergency.
Tama: Could you come see Ms. Otose immediately?
Gin: Uh, I have a little emergency of my own here.
Gin: Could you leave immediately?
Tama: I will take over here.
Gin: Take over what?
Keep the bathroom clean!
Tama: Go see Ms. Otose now.
Gin: After walking through the cold,
I'm at terminal velocity, or diarrhea city.
Tama: I have retrieved the appropriate data.
Tama: I simply need to continue making ice cream, correct?
Gin: Chocolate.
Gin: And make sure it doesn't fall off the cone.
Gin: Man...
Gin: What's going on?
Shin: She probably wants to talk about
Catherine-san and Suejiro-san's future?
Kagura: -Gin-chan! -Gin-San!
Suejiro: Catherine!
Suejiro: Are you okay?!
Suejiro: What was that for?!
Suejiro: Otose-san!
Otose: If you want to leave, scram.
Otose: I won't object or try to stop you.
Otose: But I can't stand
to watch people like you who dream
Otose: and can't keep their feet on the ground.
Suejiro: You can call me whatever you want!
Suejiro: But are you really saying that
Catherine's hopes are just a pipe dream?!
Catherine: Otose-san...
Suejiro: Catherine!
Catherine: I've been saving up money
so I might open my own bar one day...
Snack Otose
Catherine: I wanted to create a place
like this one, where everyone was all smiles.
Catherine: I wanted to become a selfless person like you...
Otose: I see how it is, Suejiro-san.
Otose: I was wondering how you could
afford to open a new business.
Otose: That explains it.
Catherine: Don't say that!
Suejiro: I just want to work together for our future...!
Otose: Go ahead and get married, be independent.
Otose: You don't need permission from me.
Otose: We're total strangers, after all.
Otose: Or is there more?
Otose: You came here because you wanted to
weasel money out of me and Catherine?
Shin: Otose-san!
Shin: That's crossing the line...
Catherine: Always...
Catherine: I always thought of you as my mother...
Catherine: Fine, you old hag!
Catherine: I don't need your permission!
Catherine: And I'm never coming back to see you!
Catherine: Roll over and die!
Otose: That's nice.
Otose: I feel a lot better knowing that I won't
have to see your face again!
Catherine: Wait up, hag!
Catherine: I'm not finished with you...
Otose: I'll give you that instead of money.
Otose: You can display it in your bar.
Otose: It'll be the perfect place to display
a cheap bottle of alcohol.
Catherine: You old hag!
Catherine: I'll make you eat your words!
Catherine: I'll start up a bar that beats
the crap out of this run-down place!
Catherine: I'll become bigger than you ever will!
Catherine: g*dd*mn!
Suejiro: Catherine!
Suejiro: Catherine!
Shin: Catherine-san!
Kagura: Hey, you thief!
Suejiro: Catherine!
Kabuki District Station
Shin: Write us a letter once you're settled down.
Shin: And invite us over once your bar is open.
Shin: We'll all come to visit.
Tama: Let me know if anything comes up.
Tama: I will be right there.
Catherine: Thank you very much.
Shin: Sorry that this isn't much of a send-off...
Shin: Where did Gin-san run off to this time?
Shin: Hey, Kagura-chan!
Shin: You should say goodbye.
Kagura: Don't come back!
Shin: Come on, Kagura-chan!
Kagura: But if it's too much to take...
Kagura: If you can't put up with the in-laws,
Kagura: you can come back after raking him for alimony.
Kagura: You'll be more than welcome then.
Catherine: Really, thank you for everything.
Catherine: Please take care...
Shin: Catherine-san, uh... About Otose-san...
N: The train on Platform will be departing momentarily.
Catherine: I'll be going then.
Catherine: Suejiro-san is waiting for me.
Shin: Please wait, Catherine-san!
Catherine: Please take care of...
Catherine: ...Otose-san for me.
Snack Otose
Otose: Didn't you read the sign?
Otose: We're closed today.
Gin: Really?
Gin: Guess you don't have a choice
without your poster girl around.
Gin: Don't worry.
Gin: I'm not here for a drink.
Gin: I'm here to do the pouring.
Otose: I never knew.
Otose: When I first met her,
she was just a dirty thief.
Otose: I felt so bad for her
Otose: that I let her stay at my bar.
Otose: But she kept wandering off.
Otose: Couldn't really blame her
since she was a stray at heart,
Otose: but lately, she's settled down
and been working hard.
Otose: I never knew she actually had a plan for her future...
Gin: You didn't like the guy?
Otose: I should be grateful
that anyone was willing to take her.
Otose: I understand that she can't exactly be choosy.
Otose: Still, as a parent...
Otose: Your daughter can bring home the perfect man
Otose: and you'll still be able to find something wrong.
Otose: I can't just smile and send her off,
Otose: when I know she's going to suffer.
Otose: That was the best I could manage.
Otose: I feel bad.
Otose: So this is how it ends.
Gin: If you feel bad, don't talk like it's over.
Gin: Once she's opened a bar that's as good as this one,
Gin: you should go have a drink.
Otose: Catherine, find your happiness.
N: The last train is departing.
N: Today's service has concluded.
N: Please exit the station in a swift manner.
Man: Suemoto?
Man: Nope, never heard of him.
Man: I don't think there's anybody by that name in this area.
Man: A bar?
Man: No, no.
Man: They're going to open a drugstore here.
Greater Edo Bank
Please wait.
Your balance is yen. Would you like a receipt?
Machine: Please remove your card.
Man: Are you new here?
Man: I don't know what you've been through,
but it's a harsh world out there.
Man: If you need anything, let me know.
Man: They call me the lord of this park.
Man: I'll do anything for a little alcohol...
Bacchus
Man: W-Wait!
Man: Wh-Where did you get this stuff?!
Catherine: Don't touch that!
Man: L-Lady, that's incredible stuff!
Man: Bacchus wine from Planet Bacchus,
only made once every hundred years!
Man: Legendary stuff that
will net hundreds from any collector!
Man: H-How did you get your hands on this?!
Otose: You can display it in your bar.
Otose: The perfect place to display a cheap bottle of alcohol.
Catherine: Otose-san...
Catherine: You were giving me a push in the back...
Catherine: I'm so sorry, Otose-san...
Catherine: I have no place to display this wonderful bottle...
Man: Wait, I didn't drink any!
Man: I didn't even take a sip!
Man: I just touched the bottle!
Man: I'm sorry! Really sorry!
Man: Sorry! I'm sorry!
Man: Okay?
Madao: So yeah.
Madao: She wouldn't tell me
what happened when I asked.
Madao: She kept saying that she
couldn't go back because she promised.
Madao: I guess she got sick of me asking questions,
Madao: since she just ran off.
Madao: Do you know anything, Gin-san?
Gin: Hasegawa-san...
Gin: Were your parents happy when you got married?
Madao: Where did that come from?
Madao: I married into money.
Madao: So my whole family was thrilled.
Gin: I see...
Gin: That's what matters in the end.
Madao: Hey, it's starting, Gin-san!
Madao: Whoa, wait!
Madao: Wh-What?!
Madao: Man, that's nasty!
Madao: Gin-san!
Madao: Look at that!
Madao: What?
Madao: Huh?
Easy Financing Evil Loans
Loan: You actually got the money.
Loan: I knew you could do it.
Loan: You just have to trick a few women
and you can pay back your loan in no time.
Evil Lyfe
Loan: What was your opinion of this target,
as a former gigolo.
Suejiro: Quite frankly, she was so easy
that I was bored to death.
Suejiro: I just used her dream of opening a bar,
Suejiro: and she completely fell for it.
Suejiro: Stupid woman.
Suejiro: Why would I waste my time on that old lady?
Suejiro: I could barely stand walking next to her.
Loan: I don't know how you came up with the idea
Loan: of pretending to go broke after you were a couple.
Suejiro: Most women will do anything for money.
Suejiro: But there are a few exceptions
Suejiro: who have a weakness for the penniless.
Loan: You're starting to look pretty evil yourself.
Loan: At this rate, you'll pay off the rest in no...
Loan: Wh-What's that?!
Man: B-Bro!
Man: We're under attack!
Loan: Wh-What?!
Loan: Which g*ng is it?!
Man: It's not a g*ng!
Man: There's only one...
Evil Lyfe
Suejiro: You're the man who was at Otose's bar!
Gin: Don't worry.
Gin: You guys aren't evil.
Gin: You just stole money from a woman
who was saving up for her dream...
Gin: You fooled her into thinking you
wanted to marry her so you could take her money...
Gin: That doesn't make you evil.
Gin: I'll show you what true evil looks like.
Otose: Do you have a moment?
Otose: I feel like having a drink.
Otose: Are you open?
Otose: That's a relief.
Otose: I didn't think anyone
would be open with the snow and all.
Otose: Just give me one shot of your cheapest booze.
Otose: This is a nice place.
Otose: You can watch the moon, watch the snow,
and have a drink.
Otose: But I have one complaint.
Otose: Nobody cries while pouring a drink.
Otose: You have to have a smile on your face at all times.
Otose: Even if the customer is crying.
Otose: You still have much to learn, Catherine.
Gin: Well, let's go have a drink.
Shin: Gin-san.
Gin: I brought a little present...
Gin: The drinks...
Gin: ...are on me.
Catherine Greater Edo Bank
Next Episode
Sa: It's like a dream come true!
Sa: I'll pretend like these glasses are Gin-san
and never let them go!
Sa: Next time:
EpTitle: Glasses Are Part of the Soul
Sa: Glasses are part of the soul!
05x05 - It's Too Confusing When Talking about the Poster Girl for a Poster Store, So Call Her a Sandwich Board
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