Kyubei: But there's one problem.
Kyubei: This monkey doesn't have a name yet.
Otae: How about Jugem?
Gin: Let's call him Shit-Tosser!
Kagura: Runny Diarrhea?
Otae: How about Shin-chan's Two-Day-Old Underwear?
Kagura: Let's just name him Shinpachi's Sorry Life.
Kagura: How about Balmung Fezalion?
Otae: Issac Schneider.
Kyubei: Okay, finished.
Shin: That's frickin' long!
Tojo: I have bad news for her.
Tojo: Though it's good news for me.
Tojo: The shogun's family has requested the return of the monkey.
Kyubei: You don't need to feel sad.
Kyubei: It doesn't matter how far apart we are...
Kyubei: I'll always be by your side.
Kyubei: Take care.
The Name Reveals the Person
Papa: T-T-T-T-T...
Papa: Terrible news!
Kyubei: Fa- Papa, is something wrong?
Papa: That monkey ran away!
Papa: How can this be?
Papa: Now, the honor of the Yagyu Family is in peril.
Papa: Wait! Kyubei!
Kyubei: The third squad will search the area near the castle.
Kyubei: The second squad should be setting traps to capture it.
Kyubei: Everyone else should head into town and comb the streets.
Kyubei: Understood?
Kyubei: Don't forget your bananas and nets.
All: Yes, ma'am!
Kyubei: Move out!
All: Yes, ma'am!
Kyubei: Please be safe,
Kyubei: Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
Life of Shin-chan's Two-Day-Old Underwear
Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
/ True Love / Hangnail Anxiety
Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really
Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish...
This Is a Different Dogfish,
I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark
Kaluga Angler Ray
Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe
Runny Diarrhea.
Otae-chan Love
Papa: There you are!
Papa: Wait!
Papa: Please wait!
A: Found it!
B: This is where the last sighting took place.
Kyubei: I see.
Kyubei: Continue the search.
Both: Yes, ma'am!
Odd Jobs Gin-chan
Shin: Kagura-chan, what are you doing?
Kagura: Writing a proposal.
Shin: A proposal?
Kagura: Since this Odd Jobs business isn't making any money,
Kagura: I'm going to sell this idea to Bandai Namco for a huge profit.
Kagura: Then I can live the rest of my life in comfort.
Kagura: All done!
Shin: Huh? What is this?
Kagura: Record of Light and Dark: Fakinaway.
Shin: Wait!
Record of Light and Dark: Fakinaway Trading Card Game Proposal
Shin: You're going to continue the joke from last week?!
Kagura: This age of chaos begins with what is
later known as the Ragnarok Shepherd w*r.
Shin: Uh, what does that even mean?
Shin: And what's about to begin?!
Emperor: You have done well to make it here, my son...
Balmung Fezalion Also known as the Black Wind.
Emperor: Balmung Fezalion!
Captain of the Fakinaway dark knights. He is normally a composed person,
but when his comrades are in trouble, he loses sight of his surroundings and goes berserk.
Emperor: No, I should call you the Black Wind now.
A minus. His dreaded enemy, the Demon Emperor Runny Diarrhea, is his father.
A third eye appears on his forehead when his true powers awaken.
Balmung: Demon Emperor Runny Diarrhea!
Later becomes the Brutal Emperor Kaiser Fakinaway.
Balmung: It all ends today!
Balmung: I will avenge my dark knights!
Balmung: Right now!
Balmung: I will put everything I have into this strike!
Balmung: Ultimate attack!
Shin: The command still shows up?!
Balmung: Hell Fakinaway!
Shin: Uh, Kagura-chan?
Shin: You can stop.
Shin: How much longer until this drivel is over?
Kagura: We're about to get to the good part.
Balmung: What?
Emperor: You never realized that the powers of darkness
I granted you could never be used to defeat darkness?
Emperor: Though the outcome may have been different
if you had powers of light.
Issac: Sorry to keep you waiting.
Emperor: Y-You are...
Issac Schneider Also known as the Prince of Light.
Emperor: The Prince of Light...
Balmung's younger twin brother.
Emperor: Issac Schneider!
While his brother was abandoned at young age, Issac was able to live in comfort.
He realizes his father's dark intentions,
Shin: The timing on his entrance is a little too perfect!
and achieves peace with Balmung after the Ragnarok Shepherd w*r.
Issac: Balmung, we will talk later.
Issac: Right now, we must focus on defeating him.
Balmung: Hmph, don't expect me to thank you.
Issac: Brother...
Issac: Let's do this!
Issac: Hey, hey give me your body,
Issac: no, no, that's all I need.
Issac: Kiss on my lips to shut it up!
Issac: Don't touch me!
Balmung: Hey, hey I don't anything!
Issac: Any more about me,
Both: wow, wow, wow, wow,
Both: wow, wow, wow!
Both: Bad communication!
Otae: Then they form a band, which is now known as B'z.
The End
Shin: Hold on a second!
Shin: That's how the story ends?!
Shin: They're just going to ignore their father?!
Kagura: I had to suppress my instincts and think hard
all night to come up with this ending.
Shin: Don't act like you actually put any thought into this crap!
Shin: Yes, who is it?
Shin: Tojo-san?
Tojo: D-D-D-
Tojo: Damn it all!
Tojo: That monkey ran away after three days!
Tojo: It's managed to run around the city while evading all pursuit!
Tojo: As a result, the Yagyu family has been accused
Tojo: of failing to properly train the monkey,
Tojo: and every single member has been forced to search for the monkey!
Gin: I knew that would happen.
Gin: The beast isn't going to listen to anyone besides Kyubei.
Kagura: Serves them right.
Kagura: That's what happens when you take someone's pet away from them.
Tojo: This isn't the time to be gloating!
Tojo: The lady has been searching for the monkey
for the past three days without any rest!
Tojo: She's so worried that she's barely eaten anything!
Tojo: And if we can't find the monkey,
the lady will have to disembowel herself as punishment!
Shin: That sounds extreme for one monkey...
Tojo: Yes, this is Tojo...
Man: What are you doing?! Haven't you found the monkey?!
Tojo: I-I'm very sorry!
Tojo: Please wait just a little longer!
Man: Do you understand?!
Man: That monkey was a gift from the shogun!
Man: If anything happens, the responsibility will lie with the Yagyu!
Boy: Hey, Gramps.
Boy: Did Goku come back yet?
Man: Don't worry, young master.
Man: Goku will be back very soon.
Man: Hey! You hear me, Tojo?!
Man: I'm sure that you know what will happen if you fail!
Tojo: Worry not.
I was able to secure Shit-Tosser's favorite target.
Tojo: Yes, if we use Shit-Tossed as bait,
Goku will come to throw shit at him, yes.
Gin: Hey, when you say Shit-Tossed, you're referring to this, right?
Gin: You don't mean me, right?
Tojo: Please!
Tojo: Think of this as a sacrifice for the lady's sake!
Gin: Bastard! You're going to use me as a shit receptacle?!
Toilet
Tojo: That monkey is obsessed with throwing shit at you!
Tojo: We can use that obsession to draw him out!
Tojo: You're going to just let the lady die?!
Gin: You're going to let me be covered in shit?!
Kagura: Does it really matter?
Kagura: It's not like you're losing anything.
Gin: I'm losing something deep inside that I can never have back!
Kagura: You were always aloof like the gas from a septic t*nk.
Gin: Normally, you say that a person is aloof like a cloud!
Gin: How does that metaphor even work with the gas from a septic t*nk?!
Shin: Gin-san!
Shin: Gin-san! Look!
Shin: The shit's hit the fan!
Emergency Bulletin A large number of monkeys have escaped from the zoo!!
Shin: A bunch of monkeys have escaped from the zoo!
Emergency Bulletin Shocking! A monkey that can open a lock!!
N: We bring you footage from the security cameras.
N: Watch as an unidentified animal opens the door to the monkey cage.
Tojo: It's him!
Tojo: That monkey has released all of those monkeys
into the city to interfere with our search.
Gin: That's impossible.
Tojo: How can a mere animal be so clever?!
Tojo: We won't be able to single it out from that troop of monkeys!
Tojo: It appears that you are our last hope!
Tojo: The monkey that runs straight here to throw shit at you
is the one we want!
Gin: Hey! Hold on!
Tojo: Monkey!
Tojo: Show yourself!
Tojo: I've brought your favorite shit receptacle!
Tojo: Now get your ass out here!
Tojo: Unload your shit!
Gin: Hey! What's going on?!
Gin: All of the monkeys are aiming for me!
Gin: What is this?!
Gin: What do they think about me?!
Gin: How do they see me?!
Tojo: Was one of your ancestors a crab, or perhaps Frieza?!
Kagura: No, that's not it.
Kagura: Gin-chan is descended from gas
that was expelled from Tripitaka's butt.
Gin: That would be a fart!
Gin: That would mean I was descended from a fart!
Shin: What do we do, Tojo-san?!
Shin: We'll be covered in shit before we can pick out the correct one!
Tojo: Let's use Odd Jobs' extensive network to create a perimeter.
Tojo: Tell them to set up in locations around Edo, use bananas as bait,
and call his name!
Gin: We're going to fall back on the oldest trick in the book?
Tojo: We can make it work if we have the numbers!
Katsura: What?
A monkey that has a bell around its neck?
Katsura: And its name is...
Gin: Uh, it's Jugem Jugem Poop-Tossing...
Kagura: You got it wrong.
Kagura: It's Shit-Tossing.
Gin: Oh, what she said.
Madao: Uh, Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
Life of Shin-chan's One-Day-Old Underwear...
Madao: Huh, not one-day-old?
Madao: Wait, which is it?
Gin: When did he get shit on his underwear?
Kagura: Just say it was today.
Shin: I don't have any shit on my underwear today!
Okita: Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing
the Life of Shin-chan's Two-Day-Old Underwear
Balmung Fezalion Issac Slicer...
Okita: Huh? Schneider?
Okita: It's Balmung Schneider?
Okita: No?
Okita: Oh, you mean Issac?
Okita: Huh?
Okita: Right, so when did Shin-chan get shit on his underwear?
Gin: Uh, when was it?
Kagura: Just say it was tomorrow.
Shin: How am I getting shit on my future underwear?!
Tsukiyo: Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
Life of Shin-chan's Two-Day-Old Underwear
Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
/ True Love / Hangnail Anxiety...
Tsukiyo: What?
Tsukiyo: / True Love?
Tsukiyo: What about the other two thirds?
Tsukiyo: Hold on, um...
Tsukiyo: When did the underwear get dirty?
Gin: It's always dirty, I'd say.
Shin: Cut it out!
Shin: Give me the damn phone!
Shin: Now, you've got it wrong.
Shin: It's Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish.
Shin: Yes, but This Is a Different Dogfish!
Shin: No! You're missing a pe!
Shin: Pepepepepepepe...
Shin: This will never work!
Shin: Most of the questions are about the shit on my underwear!
Shin: How are we supposed to tell people this long-ass name?!
Shin: That's why I said we should make it shorter!
Shin: What do we do now?!
Shin: We can't draw it out!
Tojo: Yes.
Tojo: What? Is that true?
Tojo: Thank you so much!
I don't know how to thank you.
Tojo: I appreciate the help!
Tojo: Rejoice!
Tojo: Katsura-dono just told me that he's captured the monkey!
Shin: Huh?
Tojo: You have such amazing friends!
Tojo: He dispatched someone to bring the monkey here.
Shin: Really?!
Shin: I don't see how he was able to remember the name.
Kagura: Ah, Elizabeth!
Kagura: Is that it?
Balmung Fezalion Also known as the Black Wind.
Kagura: There's a bell on his neck.
Shin: Wait a sec! Isn't that Balmung Fezalion?!
Shin: How did they find him?!
Shin: And he's real?!
Shin: Why would a banana work as bait for a dark knight?!
Kagura: It's Balmung!
Kagura: Later becomes the Brutal Emperor Kaiser Fakinaway!
Gin: Seriously, how did he mistake that for a monkey?
Gin: What do we do?
Gin: This is bad.
Gin: Balmung's glaring at us.
Gin: His third eye is glaring at us, too.
Kagura: Oh no!
Kagura: Once his third eye is open,
it will bring another Catastrophe of Sephiroth!
Gin: Hey! Somebody apologize to him!
Gin: Go tell him we got the wrong guy
Gin: before he starts the Catastrophe of Sephiroth!
Balmung: Hell Fakinaway!
Gin: Oh, shit!
Gin: He's going to use Hell Fakinaway!
Gin: That's bad! Hell Fakinaway is bad!
Shin: You're also gonna throw shit?!
Shin: Balmung is throwing shit at us!
Shin: Balmung is throwing a shitload of shit at us!
Gin: That wasn't Hell Fakinaway!
Gin: He's no different from those monkeys!
Issac: Wait!
Issac Schneider Also known as the Prince of Light.
Issac: Enough of this.
Shin: Th-That's...!
Shin: Issac Schneider!
Shin: Hasegawa-san brought us the Prince of Light
who was able to turn Balmung back to the side of light!
Madao: Everything's okay.
Shin: Whew, they're going to talk things through.
Shin: Now we can relax...
Both: Here's our...
Both: Bad Communication!
Shin: What kind of shit are you trying to pull?!
Gin: Issac is just a monkey!
Shin: And why is Hasegawa-san throwing shit?!
Shin: What kind of Bad Communication is this?!
Kagura: Gin-chan!
Kagura: We've been surrounded by so many monkeys!
Gin: Hey! Somebody do something!
Shin: Th-This is...?
Kyubei: Tojo, everyone...
Kyubei: Thank you for serving as decoys.
Kyubei: We were able to capture all of the monkeys.
Shin: Kyubei-san!
Gin: Monkeys, huh?
Gin: There were three idiots mixed in there.
Kid: Wow! So many!
Kid: So many monkeys!
Man: Hmph, took you long enough.
Man: Is the young master's monkey in there?
Kyubei: Yes, most likely.
Man: But we won't be able to identify which one is his.
Man: What do we do?
Kyubei: Look for a bell.
He should be the only one that's wearing a bell.
Man: Curses!
Man: Clever little rascal.
Man: Goku, you don't want to be my pet?
Man: You don't like me?
Kagura: That's not the problem.
Kagura: It's just that there's someone who he doesn't want
to be separated from, who he loves more than you.
Shin: Kagura-chan!
Man: Little girl!
How dare you insult Lord Mori Mori?!
Man: Let me educate you!
Man: This is the nephew of the Shogun, Lord Shige Shige...
Kid: Shut up, Gramps!
Man: Y-Yes...
Kid: Is that true, Yagyu guy?
Kyubei: Huh?
Kyubei: Uh, well...
Kid: That means I took Goku away from someone he cares about.
Kid: No wonder he ran away.
Kid: Sorry, Goku.
Kid: I'm always stuck inside the castle,
so I never had any friends to play with.
Kid: So when I saw Soyo-chan's monkey,
I got really jealous.
Kid: I just wanted to be your friend.
Kid: But I ended up taking you away from your friend.
Kid: I'm sorry.
Kyubei: Lord Mori Mori, please stop crying.
Kyubei: He doesn't hate you,
and he isn't unwilling to be your friend.
Kyubei: That's not the problem.
Kyubei: But his name...
Kyubei: He has a wonderful name that carries the hopes and
dreams that were given to him by his friends.
Kyubei: Will you call his name with me?
Kyubei: Ready and...
Kyubei: Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
Life of Shin-chan's Two-Day-Old Underwear
Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
/ True Love / Hangnail Anxiety
Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really
Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish...
This Is a Different Dogfish,
I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark
Kaluga Angler Ray
Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe
Runny Diarrhea.
Shin: Yeah, he can't say that.
Shin: He can't say that.
Shin: Lord Mori Mori can't say that.
Kid: Diarrhea...
Kid: Jugem Genome Barbossa Fanta Pipipipipipipi Barf Diarrhea!
Shin: He made up a name!
Shin: Lord Mori Mori couldn't remember the name so he made one up!
Kid: I'm sorry!
Kid: I'm sorry about what I did!
Kid: I'm sorry about getting your name wrong!
Kid: Here you go, Yagyu guy.
Man: Lord Mori Mori?!
Kid: It's okay.
Kid: I don't want to see my friends look sad,
Kid: whether it's Barf Diarrhea
Kid: or the Yagyu guy.
Kid: Besides, I can't remember such a long name yet.
Kid: In return...
Kid: Uh, Yagyu guy... I have a favor to ask.
Kyubei: What is it?
Kid: Uh, could you let me add to his name?
Kyubei: Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the
Life of Shin-chan's Two-Day-Old Underwear
Balmung Fezalion Issac Schneider
/ True Love / Hangnail Anxiety
Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really
Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout-Cod Dogfish...
This Is a Different Dogfish,
I'm Talking About The Dogfish Shark
Kaluga Angler Ray
Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe
All's Well That Ends Well Runny Diarrhea.
The End
Gin: Ask Mr. Ginpachi
Gin: Ask Mr. Ginpachi...
All: ...is back!
Gin: Okay, we have a little time leftover so I'll read a postcard.
Gin: From someone with the pen name "Okita-kun Love Pudding."
Gin: I have a question.
Gin: Couldn't you write out Odd Jobs with two kanji?
Gin: Why do you use three?
Gin: Please tell me why.
Gin: Okay, here's your answer.
Gin: Originally, it was just two kanji,
Gin: but people might mistake us for some
kind of general store that sells everything.
Gin: We're supposed to be a bunch of people
who are willing to do everything.
Gin: So we added the extra kanji to differentiate.
Gin: Well, the result is that
our various guests keep reading it wrong in the script.
Gin: I should mention that a lot of people also read Amanto wrong.
Next Episode
Katsura: The maid was watching
Katsura: when the man who is feared as the Destroyer of Edo
revealed his true nature.
Katsura: A shocking truth about the father...
Matsu: Next time:
The Man's Household Situation is Hard, His Heart is Soft
Matsu: The man's household situation is hard, his heart is soft.
05x21 - The Name Reveals the Person
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Japanese manga series where aliens have invaded and taken over feudal Tokyo, an unemployed samurai finds work however he can.
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