Shin: Uh, Gin-san? What was that about?
Shin: How could you screw up the end of the opening sequence?
Gin: Don't blame me.
Gin: There's bound to be a mishap when
you do the same thing times in a row.
Kagura: I thought the opening was reused every time.
Shin: You weren't supposed to say that.
Gin: I'm too embarrassed to show my face.
Gin: How am I supposed to do this next week?
Shin: I feel the same way.
Kagura: Me too.
Gin: Say, since this is so embarrassing,
Gin: can we cut to commercial?
Recycling ShopEarth Defense Force
A: What's this?
Gin: Isn't that obvious?
Doraemon
Gin: A VHS player.
Gin: Buy it off me.
A: There's a tape stuck inside.
Gin: It comes with a video tape.
A: Nobody buys or sells VHS players these days.
Gin: Man, don't you get it?
Gin: It says Doraemon on the tape, but it's not Doraemon.
Gin: There's no flying or four-dimensional pocket.
Gin: Just a nasty pocket with a whacked Gian.
A: Your head is whacked.
Gin: Anyway, I can't leave this sitting around at home.
Gin: I mean, Gian is sticking out.
Gin: I'll just recycle this.
Gin: If you don't want to buy it, I'm willing to trade it in for something else.
Gin: Like a DVD.
A: If you want to play straw millionaire, go somewhere else.
A: Oh, I do have a Blu-ray player.
Gin: Huh? What did you just say?
A: I'm saying that I have a Blu-ray player that I'll trade for that.
Gin: R-Really?!
Gin: Blu-rays are better than DVDs, right?
Gin: You can see the pores in Shizuka-chan's skin!
A: You can see Shizuka-chan like you've never seen her before.
Gin: Really?! Are you sure about this?!
A: Yes, I am.
A: But...
A: There's a Gian recital going on here, too.
Blue and Red Ecstasy
Shin: What's that, Gin-san?
Gin: B-Blu-ray...
Shin: Blu-ray?
Shin: Why do we have such an expensive machine here?
Gin: I straw millionaire'd myself a
broken Blu-ray player out of a broken VHS player.
Shin: Uh, so you traded trash for trash?
Gin: But it's like a tissue used to wipe this dumb girl's nose
Gin: versus a tissue used to wipe Otsuu-chan's lipstick!
Shin: The latter wouldn't be a tissue anymore.
Shin: It would be a holy shroud.
Kagura: Hey, how about I stuff my shroud down your throat?
Shin: But this thing is useless.
Gin: If only I could get this disc out of there.
Gin: It won't even budge.
Kagura: What's on that disc anyway?
Gin: How would I know?
Gin: The former owner jammed it in there.
Shin: You can't pull or push it, but it spins.
Kagura: There's something written on the disc.
Gin: The Cursed Blu-ray?
Gin: What's this?
Shin: Beats me.
Shin: I've heard of cursed video tapes.
Shin: The ones where you die if you watch them.
Kagura: I've heard about that.
Kagura: A ghost comes out of the TV and kills you.
Gin: It's coming for me!
Shin: But I've never heard of a cursed Blu-ray before.
Kagura: Well, video tapes are too dated.
Kagura: Ghosts also have to keep up with the times.
Gin: Th-This isn't funny!
Gin: I don't want to see a high-definition ghost!
Gin: Damn that bitch!
Gin: I'm gonna return this thing!
Shin: Ah, Gin-san!
Shin: You didn't unplug it!
Gin: I put it in!
Kagura: That's great.
Kagura: Let's watch it then.
Gin: What are you babbling about?!
Gin: Do you want to die?!
Shin: It was probably just a prank.
Shin: That cursed video tape was just a story.
Gin: Just turn the TV off!
Shin: Man...
Shin: Turn around then, Gin-san.
Shin: I'll turn the volume down.
Shin: Huh?
Shin: The remote isn't working.
Gin: What?!
Gin: Hey! Wait a second!
Gin: This is...
Kagura: Oh, I can see something.
Gin: Hey, isn't that a well?
Gin: This is, you know,
Gin: where that person lives!
Gin: This is really bad...
Gin: There it comes!
Gin: It was all true!
Gin: We're so screwed!
Kagura: Uh oh, it's going to jump out of the TV and k*ll us all!
Gin: Shinpachi!
Gin: Grab a pot lid!
Gin: Hold it back!
Gin: Don't let it get out!
Shin: That's not how it works!
Kagura: Gin-chan, it's coming closer!
Gin: Destroy it! Destroy the TV!
Shin: W-Wait, Gin-san!
Shin: It...
Shin: It stopped moving.
Ghost: K-Kotatsu...
Gin: Kotatsu?!
Gin: What's that supposed to mean?!
Gin: Is that some kind of deadly curse?!
Shin: Ah! She's leaving.
Shin: I don't get it, but she's going back to the well!
Ghost: Did I turn it off?
Gin: Hey! She just said, "Did I turn it off"!
Gin: So she meant kotatsu as in the heated table?!
Gin: She went back to make sure she turned it off?!
Shin: Uh, what kind of ghost would go back to check on a kotatsu?!
Shin: And is there a kotatsu down there?!
Gin: Anyway, this is our chance!
Gin: Come up with a plan before she comes back!
Kagura: Ah, she's coming back!
Gin: She already finished checking! Damn!
Shin: Huh, she stopped moving again.
Ghost: P-Plug...
Gin: Hey!
Shin: Now she's going back to unplug the whole thing!
Shin: That's one oversensitive ghost!
Shin: Though I understand the feeling!
Shin: It happens!
Gin: She can't come out of the TV if
she can't even make it outside of the well!
Gin: Maybe she's been cursed by the kotatsu!
Gin: Maybe she should just flip the breaker?!
Shin: Ah, she's back!
Kagura: She's having trouble getting up.
Gin: She brought the kotatsu with her!
Shin: She was so worried that she brought the kotatsu out with her!
Shin: And this is the wrong season for a kotatsu anyway!
Gin: That's not gonna happen!
Shin: She can't bring that thing out of the TV with her!
Shin: Our TV's too small!
Shin: It won't fit through!
Shin: You have to lead with the corner!
Kagura: Oh, well. I guess I'll give her a hand!
Gin: Hell no! Don't help her!
Gin: And how are you supposed to get inside the TV?!
Kagura: I feel bad for her though.
Kagura: She's about to cry.
Gin: Uh, it doesn't seem like you'll be k*lling us,
Gin: so could you leave?
Gin: We'll play this Blu-ray again in a few days,
Gin: so you can give it another shot then.
Gin: Uh, did you hear me?
Shin: She's making herself comfortable.
Shin: She's watching TV from inside the TV.
Kagura: What's she trying to do?
Gin: Don't give me any crap!
Gin: I told you to leave!
Gin: This is our TV!
Gin: If you don't scram, I'll Bubble Fiction: Boom or Bust your ass!
Gin: You'll be off to a pretty crappy world!
Ghost: I-I'm sorry...
Ghost: I don't mean any harm.
Ghost: Could you spare one channel for me to spend the night?
Gin: Screw that!
Gin: Why should we let a ghost use one of our channels?!
Ghost: Y-You've got it wrong.
Ghost: I'm not a suspicious ghost.
Ghost: Look.
Ghost: See, I'm not a ghost.
Gin: Y-You're...
Gin: That's...
Ghost: I-I'm an angel.
Ghost: An imaginary angel.
Ghost: Blu-wraith.
Shin: You're obviously not an angel!
Shin: You look the same as you did before!
Shin: More like you became an angel by
removing yourself from reality!
Shin: What's that thing hanging from your neck?!
Ghost: Don't worry. I can't leave the TV.
Ghost: These defiled wings can't carry me anywhere.
Ghost: I can only look up at the sky from my rectangular box.
Shin: Blu-wraith is getting all blue on us!
Shin: She's doing justice to her name!
Ghost: I was created by a mad scientist from another planet
Ghost: as a program to place in Blu-rays for invading cities.
Ghost: When the Blu-ray is played, I become an electronic virus
Ghost: that possesses every system and destroys all.
Shin: That's not very angelic.
Shin: I'd call you a demon.
Ghost: But before I could be played,
Ghost: the professor had to sell me to a recycle shop to pay off his debts.
Ghost: Ever since, I've been known as the cursed Blu-ray
and sent from planet to planet.
Shin: So you're the cursed Blu-ray
Shin: because you curse appliances, electric devices?
Ghost: P-Please...
Ghost: I have nowhere else to go.
Ghost: Let me stay in this TV.
Ghost: One channel is all I need.
Ghost: Let me stay in this Braun tube.
Gin: This is all too sudden.
Kagura: Are you sure you want to stay in this cramped and dirty LDK?
Kagura: You could stay in a fancy D home.
Ghost: I-I guess you don't want a dirty Blu-ray like me around.
Shin: Huh?
Kagura: Of course...
Kagura: Everyone's had their turn with me
from recycle shop to recycle shop.
I've been abused by so many players.
Kagura: Nobody would want to play this slutty Blu-ray.
Shin: Sh-Should you really be
so blue about nobody wanting to play you?
Gin: She's a Blu-ray.
Ghost: I can no longer fly anywhere on these slutty wings.
Ghost: I can't make it to channel or channel .
Ghost: I belong on the dark Video .
Shin: She just revealed that she wants to be on Video .
Ghost: If that is too much to ask for...
Shin: Ah! Wait!
Ghost: I don't need these wings.
Ghost: After all, they broke long ago.
Ghost: Maybe these wings will carry me away
if I make them bright red.
Gin: Hold on! Calm down!
Gin: Video !
Gin: Video 's what you want?!
Ghost: What? Can I?
Gin: Only until you find another home!
Gin: And promise that you won't leave Video !
Ghost: Th-Thank you. I'm so happy...
Ghost: H-Huh?
Ghost: That's odd.
Ghost: I shouldn't be able to cry out of my right eye, yet.
Gin: Very odd! Very red!
Ghost: I want to show my appreciation.
Ghost: But I have nothing to offer.
Gin: It's okay! It's okay, so change channels!
Gin: Let us control the TV!
Ghost: Oh, that's right.
Ghost: I promise to return the favor, so wait for me.
Gin: Uh, what are you going to do?
Gin: Why are you flashing your right wing?!
Ghost: And please don't switch to Video
before I've shown my appreciation!
Gin: What are you going to give us?!
Gin: Don't do it!
Gin: You only have one wing left!
Ghost: It doesn't matter.
Ghost: I will never fly again,
Ghost: but my corpse can serve as a launchpad to send you high up.
Shin: Gin-san, is a color TV supposed to be so blue?
Gin: Video is off-limits for now.
Gin: The transition to digital TV is finished, so stick to that.
Shin: Let's watch something to cheer us up.
Shin: Is it time for Laugh Away?
Kagura: Who's going to be on Telephone Shocking tonight?
Blu-wraith
Tamo: Did you cut off your wing?
Ghost: Yes.
Tamo: Did you cut your hair?
Shin: Gin-san, I've never seen this person on Tamo-san Hour before.
Ghost: I cut off my wing.
Shin: Who brought her on?
Shin: Why isn't Tamo-san saying anything?
Tamo: Oh, we have flowers.
Congratulations on your appearance on Laugh Away? - Blu-wraith
Shin: And there's only one bouquet.
Shin: From herself.
Tamo: Introduce me to your friends.
Shin: No reaction.
Shin: This is as bad as when Akira Emoto was on.
Gin: Stop it!
Gin: Stop making our TV blue!
Gin: Change!
Gin: Change channels!
N: Oh! Someone's making a run!
N: It's Right Wing! Right Wing!
N: Well ma'am. I would consider that domestic v*olence.
Ghost: No...
Ghost: I wanted my husband to pay attention to me.
Ghost: So I snapped my wing off.
Ghost: Today, we'll be making angel wingtip with blue cheese.
Gin: Everything's the same color!
Gin: A very black blue!
N: Fifty thousand, I'd say.
Gin: Gramps, you're part of the make-me-blue movement?
Gin: Stop it.
Gin: Drop a zero.
N: That zero might save your life.
N: You want this to blow up again?
Gin: Tsk.
N: Still, you're an oddball.
N: Why would you put a GPS on a scooter?
N: With a Blu-ray player to boot.
Gin: I'm at a crossroads in my life.
A very blue crossroads.
N: Don't let that Blu-ray player get you into an accident!
Gin: Hey, I moved you over.
Gin: You understand?
Gin: You better earn me the grand back.
Ghost: I-I'm sorry about causing you so much trouble.
Ghost: I couldn't fit on a
video tape because I was supposed to be capable
Ghost: of destroying entire cities.
Ghost: I'm really sorry.
Ghost: I will hang myself in apology.
Gin: Uh, you already hanged yourself.
Gin: Listen to me.
Gin: No more hanging or wing snapping.
Gin: You're gonna pay me back by serving as my navigator.
Gin: A fool like you should still be able to read a map, right?
Ghost: Th-Thank you.
Ghost: You have set me free from my cage.
Ghost: Y-You're like my wings...
Ghost: I-In that case,
Ghost: I no longer need this defiled wing.
Gin: Stop! I told you to stop that!
Gin: You really want to rip your wings off!
Gin: Take better care of your body!
Ghost: I feel better when I see blood,
Ghost: because I may feel blue. But my blood is still red.
Gin: Okay, we have our destination!
Gin: Tell me the way to the hospital!
Gin: I'm on a delivery, so do a proper job.
Gin: This is where we're going.
Gin: Bring up the map!
Ghost: U-Understood.
Ghost: The blue wing is our current location.
Ghost: Our destination is the red wing.
Gin: The whole screen is covered in red!
Gin: Who said anything about blood?!
Ghost: Sorry, I wanted to help you calm down and drive safely.
Gin: How is this supposed to calm me down?!
Gin: I can't tell where I'm going with all this blood!
Gin: You should give me a more realistic demonstration!
Gin: That's not what I meant!
Ghost: Like this?
Gin: Yes, like this!
Gin: And tell me stuff like how many meters many until a turn to the right.
Ghost: Turn right in meters.
Ghost: Turn right in meters.
Ghost: Turn right in meters.
Gin: Uh, why do I keep turning right?
Gin: I'm back where I started?
Gin: Do you know what you're doing?
Ghost: I'm sorry...
Ghost: But I only have a right wing to turn....
Gin: Nobody said to turn your wing!
Ghost: I-I'm sorry...
Ghost: It will be another meters before I can snap the next bone.
Gin: Nobody wants to hear about your broken angel wing!
Gin: Give me my damn directions!
Ghost: Y-Yes...
Ghost: Nobody cares about me.
Ghost: Turn left.
Ghost: And then...
Ghost: Continue forward.
Gin: Are you trying to k*ll me?!
Ghost: What do you mean?
Ghost: If nobody cares about my life, I'm already dead.
Gin: What a pain!
Gin: This navigation system is a pain the ass!
Ghost: Y-Yes...
Ghost: My navigation is too heavy.
Ghost: I am nothing but a chain on your legs.
Ghost: Goodbye.
Ghost: Take care.
Gin: The hell are you on?! I'm riding on the scooter you're in!
Gin: F-Fine!
Gin: When this job is finished, I'll listen to your story!
Gin: Just give me directions right now!
Gin: Focus on navigating!
Ghost: R-Really?
Ghost: Then I'll try my best.
Ghost: Turn right in meters.
Gin: Yes, yes. Excellent. That's more like it!
Ghost: Turn left in meters.
You are too close to the car in front of you.
Gin: Hey, you're pretty good at this.
Gin: So turn right, turn left... What's next?
Ghost: Kotatsu six kilometers behind.
Gin: What does your kotatsu have to do with anything?!
Gin: You want me to turn around?!
Gin: You need to go check if it's turned off?!
Gin: Why do you keep worrying about your kotatsu?!
Ghost: You are too far away from the kotatsu.
Ghost: Current distance: , meters.
Gin: Who cares how far away the kotatsu is?!
Ghost: Distance between our hearts: , meters.
Gin: How does that even make sense?!
Gin: Where is your heart?!
Ghost: So close...
Ghost: And yet so far away.
Ghost: You are so far away...
Gin: This navigation system is a pain in the ass!
Gin: It's like you're straight out of a Shinji Nojima serial!
Gin: I'm just kidding! You're not a pain in the ass!
Gin: Thank you for the concern!
Gin: But don't worry, you turned off the kotatsu!
Gin: Focus!
Gin: Do your job, okay?!
Ghost: I'm sorry.
Ghost: I can't stop worrying about the kotatsu...
Ghost: Are you sure? Are you really sure?
Gin: It's fine! Stop worrying.
Ghost: I'm sorry.
Ghost: I had a traumatic experience involving a kotatsu.
Gin: Uh, could you just do your job?
Ghost: Yes...
Ghost: I was waiting for him that day...
Gin: Hey, what is this?!
Gin: You're like those couples who get stuck in a traffic jam
Gin: and start watching shows on their navigation system!
Ghost: My boyfriend was so possessive that he wouldn't let me go outside.
Gin: Boyfriend?!
Gin: Isn't that the mad scientist who made you?!
Gin: And is this like a flashback in a flashback?!
Ghost: When I tried to go outside,
Ghost: he would use d-doner kebab.
Gin: Domestic v*olence!
Gin: You were completely off!
Gin: And did he just rip off a wing?!
Gin: You had two earlier!
Ghost: Back then, I had six wings.
Gin: Hell if I care!
Gin: And how come you can talk straight now!
Ghost: I tried to convince myself that he was acting out of love.
Ghost: But there was one thing that worried me.
Ghost: My mad boyfriend would always leave me and go away...
Gin: You're the one who's mad!
Ghost: He went to Fukuoka a while back.
Ghost: Last week, it was Hokkaido.
Ghost: Today, he went to Nagoya.
Ghost: Are these really business trips?
Ghost: Or is he going to see other women?
Gin: Fukuoka, Hokkaido, and Nagoya?!
Gin: Aren't you from a different planet?!
Ghost: I could only sit under a kotatsu and
Ghost: watch reruns of Shinji Nojima serials while
waiting for him to return.
Gin: What the hell?
Gin: Why does it have to be Shinji Nojima?!
Ghost: Then I woke up.
Ghost: I could smell something delicious.
Ghost: It was a gift from Nagoya.
Ghost: My boyfriend was really on a business trip!
Ghost: And he bought a present for me.
Ghost: But then I realized that it wasn't a present from Nagoya.
Ghost: It was my wing that had been burned by the heat from the kotatsu.
Gin: Why?!
Ghost: And so, I was traumatized by kotatsu, wings, and Shinji Nojima.
Gin: I-It's okay!
Gin: Everybody has to deal with their own pain!
Gin: Wh-Who cares if you don't have any wings?!
Gin: You don't need any wings!
Gin: I'll take you where you want to go!
Really?
Gin: Wow, the sky is so blue...
Next Episode: So in the Second Season of Prison Break, They're Already Broken Out of Prison, But the Name Works Once You Realize That Society is a Prison
Gin: Let me out!
Gin: I'm innocent!
05x23 - Blue and Red Ecstasy
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Japanese manga series where aliens have invaded and taken over feudal Tokyo, an unemployed samurai finds work however he can.
Japanese manga series where aliens have invaded and taken over feudal Tokyo, an unemployed samurai finds work however he can.