03x05 - The Creech Who Would be Crowned

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* We're moving, we're b*ating
hacker at this game! *

* Don't tell that he's trying
to hack the motherboard, *

* We'll get him every time!

* Cosmic worlds,

* Freaky places
that we've seen, *

* We've got the power
of one, two, three, four! *

* Running in a cyberchase,
we'll meet him face to face, *

* We'll stick together
all the time! *

* Adventures in cyberspace,

The chase is on!

* Just wait
and c-y-b-e-r-chase! *

(Conchshell horn blows)

Kahuna:
borgs of tikiville!

As you know,
today is give up the crown day!

(Hearty laugh)

Tiki law commands that
I pass my crown

To the winner of
the kahuna-huna race-a-runa!

(Hearty laugh)

(Rumble of ship)

Crowd:
(murmurs of shock)

(Hacker honks horn)

Hacker:
that crown has the hacker's
name on it, big boy!

You might as well give it
to me, now.

Buzz and delete:
yeah! We're gonna win!

Creech:
no!

Hacker can't be
in the race!

Kahuna:
sorry, creech.

You know there's no law
to stop him from entering.

Hacker:
you're looking at the fastest
hot-rod in all of cyberspace.

(Revs engine)

Matt:
move it to the left!

No right!

A little more!

Cool it, guys!
I know what I'm doing!

I've got the direction
and now for the right distance!

Matt:
grab it, inez!

Jackie:
pull it up!

(Buzzer goes)

Jackie:
oh, man! You almost had it.

Inez:
I can't believe it!

I was in really close
proximity to the dinosaur!

(Chuckles)
proximity?

Yeah, proximity.
You have a problem?

Motherboard:
hacker alert!

Kids:
motherboard!

Motherboard:
hacker trying to win race!

Must b*at hacker (static),
can't get the crown.

Matt:
cybersquad start your engines!

Digit:
hacker doesn't have a chance

Against this supercharged
chrome dome!

Buzz:
we'll see about that!

Matt:
totally awesome hot-rod, didge!

Digit:
about time you guys got here!

The race is just about
to start.

Jackie:
what's the deal, didge?

How come hacker wants
the kahuna's crown?

Digit:
something about tiki power.

Motherboard said we can't
let him win.

Inez:
we better stay alert!

We can't fall for any
of hacker's chicanery.

Matt:
(chuckles) chicanery?

Are you making fun
of the way I talk again?

I was just teasing,
nezzie.

Well, it's about time

You stopped making fun
of my vocabulary.

It's how I talk,
okay?

And don't call me,
nezzie!

Sorry, inez.
(Giggles)

But, sometimes your vocabulary
is bigger than you are!

Hmph! Well, then here's a
little word for both of you...

Bye!

Digit:
inez, wait!

Jackie:
hey, inez!

Both:
ooops!

Creech:
whoa! Sorry!

Didn't know anyone
was in my proximity.

Proximity?

Matt:
inez!

Jackie:
wait!

Matt:
stop!

Inez, come on!

The race is gonna start!

Inez:
would you please advise
my former associates

That I am no longer
conversing with them?

Jackie:
c'mon, inez...
Get in the car.

Inez:
nor am I riding with them!

Kahuna:
riders! To your cars!

Uh...

Come on, jax,
we've got a job to do!

Creech
you could ride with me,
if you like.

Uh...

Driver:
don't worry, creech is cool.

Her family used
to rule tikiville.

Really?

Creech:
it's a long story

And I could use some
help. Hop in!

Kahuna:
now, along the way,

You'll find clam shells
like these

That will give you distance
and direction clues

To the location
of the finish line!

Here's the first clue!

(Reading)
head east from
the starting line

Till you find
the sweet cyberway.

Turn on
to the sweet cyberway

And drive a distance
of exactly cybermiles...

Digit:
to find the next
clue clam!

Kahuna:
drivers star your engines!

Hacker:
prepare to eat my dust.

On your mark!

Get set!

Go!

Hacker
the sweet cyberway begins here.

To the north!

Time for a tad of twisted
tomfoolery!

Uh, your magnificent
mirage machine!

Hacker:
step one, create a phony
sweet cyberway.

Step two, make the real one
disappear.

(Evil laugh)

Delete:
but, boss, now the other
drivers are gonna go south!

That's the wrong
direction!

Hacker:
that's the idea,
you delirious duncebucket!

Fake them out
and finish them off,

That's my motto!

When this milage counter
reaches cybermiles,

We'll find the second
clue clam!

Shouldn't be too hard
for us! (Chuckle)

Drivers:
what's wrong with this road,
man!

Why is it so bumpy?

Jackie:
once we reach the cyberway,

We have to drive exactly
cybermiles

To find the second
clue clam!

Digit:
no problemo!

All we have to do
is reset the mileage counter

When we get there.

Hey, the mileage
counter's stuck!

Matt:
it's stuck, all right!

Somebody gummed up
the works!

Buzz,
that dirty rusting robot!

Jackie:
didge, the sweet cyberway
up on the right!

Whoa!

Jackie:
did you see what just happened?

Matt:
yeah! Hacker not only
sabotaged our car,

He tried to send us off
in the wrong direction!

Digit:
what else is new?

Inez:
didge, what's going on?

Matt:
hacker is up to his old tricks.

Creech:
someone put bubble gum
all over my mileage counter.

It's not working!

That happened to us too,
inez!

Inez:
would you please reiterate
to my associates

My stance on our relationship.

Fine, if that's the way
you want it!

Guys! Guys!

We don't have time
for this!

Creech:
yeah, hacker's way
ahead of us! C'mon!

Inez:
creech, wait!

We may know the correct
destination now,

But if we can't measure

The exact distance
of cybermiles,

We won't be able to find
the second clue clam!

Digit:
not to worry,
I've got it covered.

A measure for your pleasure!

Wu-oh!
It's only one cybermile long!

Inez:
we can still measure
the distance,

I have an idea.

But tell them the two cars
will have to cooperate.

The two cars-

Matt:
I heard!

Inez:
may i?

Matt:
what is she doing?

Inez?

I had no clue.

Inez:
go!

Slow down... Slow down...
Stop!

Distance, one cybermile!

Call 'em!

Creech says to catch up
to them now.

They're measuring the distance
one cybermile at a time.

Digit:
buckle up, earthlies!

Inez:
please tell them,
one cybermile down, to go!

Matt:
I get it! I get it!

We're at two cybermiles!

We've got to
hurry, inez!

There's no telling how far
ahead hacker is by now!

Hacker:
cybermiles!
Right on the money!

Get me the clue clam!

Buzz:
but, boss,
it's raining out there!

Hacker:
now!

Delete:
okay, okay, we're goin'!

Buzz: (reading)
"to locate the third clue clam,
go east.

Look sharp when you reach
purple berry prairie."

East?
Which way is east, buzzy?

Hacker:
look over there,
you blundering bots!

Directions!
North. South. East. West.

We're heading east...
But nobody else will!

Know what that means?!

In unison:
yeah!

We hear you, boss!
We got it!

Buzz:
now east points west, boss!

Delete:
but west is where
the jellygobbers are!

Hacker:
exactly! (Laughs)

Inez:
stop!

Cybermiles exactly!

The precise distance to
the clew clam location.

Jackie:
there's the second clue clam!
Come on!

Inez:
"to locate the third clue clam,
go east.

Look sharp when you reach
purple berry prairie."

Digit
you heard that clam -
we go east!

Jackie:
east is that way! Look!

Matt:
c'mon! We have to catch up
to hacker!

Inez:
let's go! Creech?

Creech:
something isn't right?

I just don't think
that direction is east.

Inez:
but the sign is pointing east!

Creech:
oh man, it's happening again.

Inez:
what's happening again?

What are you
talking about?

When it was time for my mother
to give up her crown,

I was the favorite
to win the race

Like all my ancestors
before me.

But I took a wrong turn

And went north instead
of south.

I've waited for three years
for this chance

To make my family proud of me.

I'll help you, creech.

We can win.
We can b*at hacker.

Creech:
not if we go the wrong way.

Something's wrong
with those directions

But I don't know what!

Hacker
those are the taboo tikis.

The key to my
perfectly postulated plan!

Buzz:
those are really scary, boss!

Delete:
I don't wanna look!
(Whimpers)

Hacker:
they were once mean
and vicious tiki warriors!

The first big kahuna
defeated them

By using the tiki powers
from the crown

To turn them to stone!

After I win this race

And become the big kahuna,

I'll use the tiki power
to awaken them!

Then I'll have my own army
of giant tikis,

Taking my orders,
seizing site after site,

Until I control
all of cyberspace!

Nothing will stop me
and my tikis!

Creech:
east, east...

Which direction is east?

We need to know for sure!

Inez:
hey, look at this!

Creech:
the sign's been moved!

You were right, creech!

No reason to believe east
is where it says now!

Creech:
but how are we going to find
the right direction?

Inez:
back home, if I needed
to find a direction,

I look for the water tower,

Because I know it's on
the north side of town.

Gnarly mountain peak!

It's west of tikiville.
Everyone knows that!

Inez:
okay! If that direction
is really west...

Creech:
then this direction
is definitely east!

Let's go!

Inez:
head straight east until
we get to our location -

Purple berry prairie!

Creech:
hey! Your friends!

The sign tricked them.

So they're really heading
west

To the most dangerous part
of tikiville!

You have to warn them.

Inez:
I do? Yeah, I do.

But I'm not ready
to talk to them yet.

Creech:
matt, it's creech!

You've got to turn
around!

It's imperative!

Imperative? (Giggles)

Creech:
hacker cheated!

He turned around the sign
and you're not going east.

You're really headed west,
right into the-

Digit:
jellygobbers!

Jackie:
didge! Turn around!

We have to go in the
opposite direction to get back!

Hacker:
with the taboo tikis
under my power,

I'll be invincible!

Delete:
uh... Boss?

Hacker:
save it, I'm on a roll!

Buzz:
but boss!

Hacker:
I'll be unstoppable!

Creech:
I don't think so!

Hacker:
why didn't you say something?!
Grrrr!

Creech:
you can't outrace us!

Hacker:
oh, really?

In that case...

Inez:
no!

Creech:
I can't stop!

Inez:
look out!

Cyber-quicksand . , Right?

I've been in this stuff
once before.

This is not good.
This is not good at all.

Can you reach your skwak?

You have to call your friends!

I told you,
they are not my friends!

Can we discuss this
later?

Matt:
look! East is really that way!

Jackie:
hello?

Inez:
jackie, it's me!
We're in trouble!

Hacker knocked us
into cyber-quicksand

And we're sinking fast!

Jackie:
well where are you?
We'll come get you!

Inez:
east to purple berry prairie...

Just past the third clue clam.

Hurry!

Matt:
you heard her, didge!
Motor!

Hacker:
"to find the finish line,

Continue east a distance
of ten cybermiles,

Then go north ten cybermiles,
then go west ten cybermiles.

Dig at that location."

(Kiss, kiss)

With those pesky children
out of the way

And the others dealing
with the jellygobbers,

No one can stop me from
winning the race now!

(Laughs)

Jackie:
it's hacker!

Digit:
he's gonna win the crown!

Matt:
we can't worry about that now,
didge!

Inez and creech need us!

Inez and creech:
help! Over here! Help!

Matt:
I can't reach them!

Inez:
hurry!

Digit
this sure has come
in handy today.

Jackie:
didge, what are you doing?

Digit:
hang on tight!

Matt:
keep going, didge! More!

Gotcha!

Creech:
thanks, you saved us!

Oh, but not my car.

How can I win the race now?

Digit:
the rule is, you have
to cross the finish line.

It doesn't say anything
about your car.

Pile in!

Inez:
ah, thanks you guys.

Matt:
hey, what are friends for?

Inez:
cyber squad move out!

Buzz:
what's up, boss?

Delete:
how come you stopped?

Hacker:
according to the mileage
counter,

We just traveled the necessary
ten cybermiles east.

Now we head north
for ten more cybermiles!

Buzz and delete:
shark!

Hacker:
(laughs)

Inez:
"to find the finish line,

Continue east a distance
of ten cybermiles,

Then north ten cybermiles,
and then west ten cybermiles.

Dig at that location."

Matt:
let's go!

Digit:
hacker's way ahead of us!

We'll never catch him!

Inez:
maybe we can find a shortcut.

Matt:
a shortcut?

Creech:
nothing in the rules
that says we can't.

Yeah... A shortcut.

Let's see...

We know the directions
and distances we have to go.

Let's see where they take us.

Jackie:
first we go east
ten cybermiles.

This line is heading east...

And let's say it represents
ten cybermiles.

Inez:
then we have to go north
for ten cybermiles.

Matt:
and finally
ten cybermiles west!

Digit:
hey! It's three sides
of a square!

Creech:
and look what happens

When you draw the fourth side
of the square!

A shortcut!

Inez:
if we go ten cybermiles
straight north,

We get to the finish line
a lot faster

Than if we go all
the way around!

Creech:
precisely!

Direction and distance give us
the location of the finish line

So we know it works.

Matt:
let's see, north that way!

Digit:
uh-oh!

Inez:
that's the shortcut?

Going across a shark
infested sea?!

We don't have a choice!

How are we even
gonna do this!

We can't swim across.

(Gulps)

Digit
surf's up, dudes!

Matt:
okay, we know the direction,

But how do we measure
the distance

To the finish line?

Hang on! I have an idea.

I fish here all the time!

This fishing line is marked off
in cybermiles!

C'mon, guys!
We can still win the race!

Kahuna:
ladies and gentleman,
welcome to the finish line!

On no! Cut to the overhead
blimp sh*t!

Just as I thought...

Here comes hacker
down the home stretch.

And there out in the middle
of shark lagoon

Creech and her friends!

Oh no! Hacker's winning!

Creech:
what's our distance?

Digit:
nine cybermiles!
One more to go!

Inez:
hey, all the sharks left!

Digit:
maybe they're scared
of the didge!

Creech:
that's not what they're
afraid of!

It's the king shark!

Ahhhhh!

Matt:
hold on!

We're gonna win!

Inez:
we haven't gone the full
distance, yet!

Grab the drum
and keep heading north!

Creech:
ten cybermiles exactly!

The finish line must be right
under here!

Matt:
start digging!

We gotta find it
to cross it!

Inez:
hurry! Hacker's almost here!

Matt:
this'll help us dig!

Buzz and delete:
faster, boss! Faster!
They're gonna win!

Matt:
this one controls direction!

Inez:
and this one controls distance!

Jackie:
you're right above the shell!

Matt:
we did it!

Close proximity
to the mark!

Forget proximity...

You're right on,
mattie.

Kids:
the finish line!

Inez:
run, creech, run!

Creech wins!

Hacker:
that crown and the power
were mine!

Buzz and delete:
boss, stop!

Hacker:
stop? Why?

Ahhhhhh!

Delete:
hey that was fun boss!

Can we do it again?

Aaahhhhh!

Kahuna:
creech, I happily turn
the crown back to you

And your family!

(Crowd cheers)

Creech:
I can't thank you all enough!

I couldn't have done this
without you.

With my new powers
as the big kahuna,

There must be something
I can do for you.

(Whispers)

Inez:
whoa! That was awesome.
Thanks, creech.

Creech:
don't thank me.
It was matt's idea.

Inez:
this was very thoughtful
of you, matt.

Matt:
aw hey, I'm an immensely
thoughtful

And considerate person.

Inez:
thoughtful and considerate
indeed.

Thanks.

Jackie:
time to go home guys.

Let's go nezzie.

Creech:
hope to see you again! Bye.

Stay right where you are.
It's cyberchase for real!

Bianca:
woo! Nice pass!

My friend kelly is the captain
of the velocity.

In order for them to get
to the finals

They have got to win this game.

Oh!

(Whistle)

Kelly:
let's get her off the field.

We're in trouble.

Elizabeth can't play.

We don't have enough players.

We'll have to forfeit
the game.

Bianca:
but that can't happen!

Let me play!

Bianca, you've never even
played soccer before.

If I play, you don't have
to forfeit the game.

I appreciate the offer but-

Bianca:
wait! Look what I just found!

I have a bad feeling
about this.

Bianca: (on phone)
I was like, all right,

Well if you're going to beg me
to play, then I'll play.

Like what do you want from me?

You know...
I was just watching the game-

Oh!

Crowd:
ooh!

Bianca:
wait! Hello!

What am I -
chopped liver over here?

Come on you guys!

If it weren't for me,

You'd have to forfeit
this game!

Come on! Pass it to me!

(Whistle goes)

Kelly:
you can't touch the ball
with your hands.

Sorry.

(Whistle)

(Whistle)

(Whistle)

Ugh! I helped the wrong team
score!

Kelly:
ref? Time out.

(Whistle)

Bianca, when the ball comes
to you,

Don't just always kick it
straight ahead.

Bianca:
what do you mean?

Kelly:
if you're here,
running in this direction,

And there's a teammate open
over here,

You need to kick the ball
to your left.

Bianca:
hmmm...

Kelly:
if you want to make a goal,

Kick the ball in this
direction.

Bianca:
oh, I get it.

Okay.

(Whistle)

Kelly:
bianca! I'm open!
I'm open!

(Crowd cheers and applauds)

Bianca:
oh no.

Kelly:
well, you kicked the ball
in the right direction,

You just didn't kick it
hard enough to reach me.

Bianca:
right. I've got to use
enough force

To make it go the distance
I want.

To get the ball to go
where I want,

I have to focus on both
direction and distance!

I have to focus on both
direction and distance!

M%
players:
(cheer)

Crowd:
(cheers and applauds)

Crowd:
(cheers and applauds)

Kelly:
we're going the distance!

It's on to the finals,
thanks to you bianca!

Bianca:
well, when I'm headed
in the right direction,

I always reach my goal.