05x02 - A Clean Sweep

[bunniefuu]

Okay, there's this really
bad dude named hacker --

Hacker: the hacker, to you!

Whatever.
He wants to take over

The cyberworld
from motherboard.

[ Gasp ]
the three kids
are sucked into cyberspace,

And they use brain power
to help save everybody.

Jackie:
okay, here's the plan.

So they travel
all over and run into all these

Weird creatures...and have all
of these awesome adventures.

It's totally up to them
to save cyberspace.

Can three cool kids and a wacky
bird outsmart the hacker?

Hacker: never!
Matt: there's only one way
to find out!

Tune in
to "cyberchase"!

♪ Cyberchase, we're moving ♪

♪ We're b*ating hacker
at his game! ♪

♪ Don't tell me that he's trying
to hack the motherboard ♪

♪ We'll get him every time! ♪

♪ Cosmic worlds ♪

♪ Freaky places
that we've seen ♪

♪ We've got the power
of one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Running in a cyberchase ♪

♪ We'll meet him face to face ♪

♪ We'll stick together
all the time! ♪

♪ Adventures in the cyberspace ♪

♪ The chase is on! ♪

♪ Just wait
and c-y-b-e-r-chase! ♪

♪♪

(Skateboards whoosh)

Ah, radopolis stadium!

Wow! Coop and slider
must be setting up

For tomorrow's celebration!

(Sniffs)
hold on!

(Sniffs again)

What's that smell I smell?

(Sniffs)

Donuts!

Time for a snack break!

(Dough plops into tube)

(Spritz)

(Whap)

(Whap)

(Conveyer belt whirs)

(Plop, plop)

Bring 'em on,
borgs!

I'm one hungry cyboid!

Welcome to buzz's donuts,
didge.

What are you two
doing here?

Buzz:
oh, I'm livin' my dream!

The boss gave me
my very own donut shop.

I wanted a pet shop.

(Big splurt)

Oops!
(Chuckles)

Ah sorry, deedee.

(Sputters)

Those look yummy.
I'll take five.

Mmm, buzzarian cremes!
Good choice!

You tellin' me
the hacker's gone straight?

No more wanting
to take over cyberspace?

Yup!
We're business-borgs now.

Right, deedee?

Oh, yeah,
right, buzzy.

I still want
my pet shop though.

Buzz:
here you go, didge.
They're free

In honor of tomorrow's
big celebration!

Delete:
yep, we got a lot to celebrate!

Delete and buzz:
(chortle)

Hmm...

Thanks...

I think.

Matt:
yeah!

Jackie:
whoa!

Inez:
whoa!

Matt:
whoa! That is one cool ramp!

Check out the new board
my dad just invented.

No one's ever made
one like it.

He calls it "the scorcher".

Awesome!

Thanks for inviting us

To your dad's homecoming
celebration, slider.

Hey, if it weren't
for you guys,

It wouldn't be happening.

You saved his life,

And mine.

Wouldn't want to miss
a chance to be with you.

(Embarrassed giggle)

I mean, uh...
With you and your dad.

Jackie:
bet there's going to be a ton
of people here tomorrow.

Should be.

Well, pops is working
on a brand new trick,

So I better go help him.

Cool.

Later.

See ya.

Digit:
hey, guys! Guys!

Guess who's runnin'
that donut shop over there?

Buzz and delete!

All:
what?!

Buzz:
oh yummy.

Buzzberry swirl!

(Machine rattles and shakes)

(Coughing)

Jackie:
mmm, I don't like it.

If buzz and delete
are here,

So is hacker.

And if hacker's here,

Trouble can't be
far behind.

We gotta find out

What's really going on
in there!

I have an idea.

(Knocks on door)

What do you want?!

We're closed!

I'm busy makin' donuts
for the big celebration.

Huh?

Inez:
we know.

But we thought
we could possibly

Ameliorate your situation.

Huh?

What inez means is...

Maybe we can help you
make the donuts.

Oh, uh... I...i...
I don't think so.

Gee, you look awful tired,
buzz.

Um, you sure we can't help
so you can rest?

(Yawns)

Yeah, I guess I could
use some help.

Matt:
awesome!

Where are
the pot-holders?

Huh? Over there,
by the oven!

(Rustles through things in bin)

Yeah.

Okay.

(Whispers)
while they keep buzz busy,

Let's look around.

(Footsteps)

(Door squeaks open)

Delete:
those radsters are sure gonna be
surprised tomorrow,

Huh, boss?!

They will indeed, delete.

Nothing like a little magnetite
to ruin everybody's fun!

(Evil chuckle)

Both: (quietly)
magnetite?!

(Machine stops)

Tomorrow radopolis
will be mine!

To the wreaker!

Delete:
(giggles)

Digit:
c'mon! We gotta tell
matt and nezzie!

(Struggling)

Maybe we added
too much yeast.

(Chuckles)

Jackie:
guys! Guys!

You'll never believe-

Inez:
shh!

Jackie:
buzz, old buddy!

Why don't you go
clean yourself up

And we'll close the shop
for you?

You will?

Sure! You look like you need
to catch a few zees anyway.

Yeah, don't forget,

You've got lots of donuts
to sell tomorrow.

Yeah, you're right.

Nighty-night!

(Sings to himself)

Matt:
see ya in the morning!

Gee, thanks! Hmm.

You know, you kids aren't
so bad after all.

(Door shuts)

Inez:
what did you guys find
down here?

Jackie:
they're making-

Matt:
wonder what this machine does?

Jackie:
matt, no!

(Machine whirs to life)

Digit:
turn it off!
Turn it off!

Huh. Oops!

(Wipe clothes off)

(Coughs)
it's confetti!

That's what I've been
trying to tell you!

It's not just
any old confetti.

It's made
with magnetite!

Magnetite?

Hey, remember when
buzz and delete

Got magnetite on them?

It made 'em
lose their memory.

Lucky we're not
affected by it.

But slider
and the radsters are!

We have to get rid
of this stuff - fast!

(Confetti rustles)

Time out, guys.

This is way too hard
to pick up with our hands.

Matt's right.
It'll take forever

To pick it up this way!

If only we had a broom,
we could-

We do have a broom!

Ta da!

(Feet crunches on confetti)

(Swooshing sounds)

Hold it! Hold it!

That broom's not working.

It's just spreading
the confetti everywhere!

Man, I don't know what to do.

We need something
that can pick up

Small, flat stuff.

Yeah, we need something
different.

Something nobody's thought of.

An invention!

Digit,
you're a genius!

Digit:
ow! Ow!

Ow ow ow!

(Clank) ow!

Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Gagh! I quit!

Covering me with
sticky tape,

Sticky side out,

Isn't exactly
what I had in mind.

Matt:
well you did pick up some
of the stuff,

So the idea was okay.

But it's too hard on didge.

He'll never be able
to clean it all up.

Tell me about it!

(Spits)

Not to mention the fact

That we're totally
out of tape

And running out of time!

Well, we can't quit.

We need a big idea.

I've got one!

Get this tape off me!

Okay.

Digit:
yeeeee! Ow!

(Clank) doh!

(Groans) yow.

(Strained)
I'm fine.

I'm fine.

(Sneezes)

There's a new idea!

Digit could sneeze the confetti

Into one big pile!

Inez:
be serious.

A sneeze won't help.

I am serious.

Not about a sneeze,

But a breeze!

Hmm, you could be
onto something!

What can make a breeze?

A fan?

You know,
this might actually work!

It's worth a sh*t.

Hacker could come back
any minute!

(Melodramatic gasp)

Oh no!

Hacker took a big bag
of this confetti

Back to the wreaker!

Both:
he did?!

You guys clean up.

I'll see what
the hacker's up to.

(Whooshes away)

Digit:
yoikes!
More magnetite confetti!

Enough to cover
all of radopolis!

I think we got a problem here!

Delete:
not we, digit.

Huh?

Yoikes!

Delete:
you!

(Giggles crazily)

(Wind blows)

Jackie:
matt!

Matt, turn it off!

(Shouts)
matt!

(Fan stops)
what?

It's blowing
all over the place!

Jackie:
ugh!

This just is not working!

Hmm.

Maybe if I hold the fan
in one place

It'll work better.

(Fan starts)

(Confetti blows)

Jackie:
(shouting)
it's still not working!

Inez:
the fan is sucking
the air and the confetti

Into the back,

And blowing it
out the front!

(Shouting)
but blowing it out
doesn't help!

Matt:
you're right.
(Fan stops)

We need something that we can
suck the confetti up and into.

Yeah! Like a bag.

Digit:
nice suit, hacker.

You allergic to confetti?

I'll ask the questions,
you insignificant cyberbird!

What were you doing

Sneaking around
the wreaker?

Ah, um,
okay, you got me.

I was trying to steal
the recipe

For those yummy
buzzerian cremes.

You can't fool me!

You're here on a mission
for motherboard!

But no matter,
tomorrow's almost here.

What's so special
about tomorrow?

Tomorrow,
during the celebration,

I'm going to dump
all that confetti

On the radopolis stadium.

You can't do that!

That confetti is made
out of magnetite,

And magnetite
makes the radsters-

Sleepy?
(Chuckles)

Precisely the point.

The magnetite will send them
all to dreamland,

Long enough for me to take over
as king of radopolis!

Not if I can help it!

Hacker:
get him!

Digit:
wha-oh!

(Digit whooshes around)

Yoike!

Hacker:
got ya!

Digit:
(struggles)

Delete:
want a donut?

Buzz:
(chortles)

(Whimpers)

Hurry up,
it's almost morning!

Matt, we are taping
as fast as we can!

Chill, guys.

We're all tired.

There! That should hold it.

Okay, we know the fan
can suck up the confetti,

Now let's see if it can
blow it into the bag!

Switch - on!

(Fan whirs)
(air blows)

It's working...

Sorta.

(Fan shimmies)

What happened?

It stopped blowing
confetti into the bag!

Maybe 'cause the bag's
already full of air,

No more air can get in!

(Fan stops)

I have an idea.

What if we put a lot
of little holes in the bag?

Holes smaller
than the confetti?

Yeah!

Then the air could escape,

But the confetti
would stay inside.

Sounds like a plan to me.

(Popping sounds)

There,
that should be enough.

Let's try it.

(Fan starts)

(Wind blows)

(Fan stops)

I don't get it.

We put holes in the bag
so the air can get out,

But it's still
only picking up

A little confetti.

Guys, maybe this is just
something we can't do.

No way.

There's nothing
the cybersquad can't do!

You're right.

We haven't
done it yet,

But we gotta
keep trying.

Oh all right,
I guess it's not

A total failure.

Our invention did work
a little bit.

See?

The air sucked some confetti
into the bag.

But not enough.

What we need to do

Is make a better
confetti collector.

So how do we do that?

Well, I was just thinking

How easy it is to drink soda
through a straw.

You know,
with all that suction.

We'd need a pretty big straw
to pick up all this stuff.

Yeah,

And I think I just found one.

What if we attached this tube
to the fan?

(Fan whirs)

(Wind blows)

Matt:
touch down!

(Fan whirs)

(Wind blows)

(Fan stops)

Our big idea
was a big hit!

Yeah! We went from
no-can-do

To yes-can-do!

Matt:
c'mon,

Let's get these bags
out of here

And find didge!

(Door creaks open)

(Bags drab along ground)

(Gasps)
oh no!

The wreaker's gone!

Matt:
what if hacker's got digit?!

This is not good.

This is not good at all!

(Camera flashes pop)

(Rumble of large crowd)

Slider:
so where's the magnetite now?

On its way to discardia

To be safely
and properly disposed of.

But we think hacker's
got digit,

And he's got more magnetite!

King dudicus:
(microphone squeals)
dudes!

Dudettes!

(Crowd cheers)

We're here to party

With the greatest radster
of them all,

The one, the only...

Coop!

(Whistles and cheers)

Hang loose, radsters!

It's time for coop to unveil
his latest invention:

A super-powered skateboard
called...

The scorcher!

(Crowd cheers wildly)

(Skateboard whooshes)

(Zoom zoom)

(Whoosh)

(Loud cheers)
yay!

(Whoosh)

(Zoom)

(Loud cheers)
yay!

(Cheers and shouts)

Kids:
hooray! Woo hoo!

(Whistle blows)

Way to go, pops!

(Ship whirs overhead)

(Hatch whirs open)

Jackie:
it's the magnetite!

Matt:
everybody run!

Pops!

Whoa! (Screams)

(Everyone snores loudly)

(Dramatic music)

(Gasps)

Man,

Look at this place!

Jackie:
the magnetite put everyone
to sleep!

Where's slider?

And coop?

Hacker:
yoo hoo!

Kids:
hacker!

Hacker:
(over megaphone)
and that's king hacker to you!

The new king of radopolis!

You won't get away
with this!

Hacker:
I already have!

In hours,

Radopolis will be known
as hackerville!

No one will be able
to function.

No one will be able
to challenge me!

And there's nothing you
or your bird-brained friend

Can do about it.

(Whap) huh?

Digit:
run, earthlies, run!

Zip it.

(Claw arm whirs)

Matt:
go!

Jackie:
run!

(Claw arm whirs)

(Skateboard whooshes)

Slider:
jump on!

(Claw arm clanks)

They're gettin' away,
boss!

Stop 'em!

Ha, that won't be necessary.

In a few hours,

Radopolis will be totally
under my control.

(Laughs evilly)

(Ship zooms away)

Slider:
when I saw the wreaker,

I hid under the skate track

So that the confetti
couldn't get to me.

I gotta go back
and find my dad.

You can't do that.

You know what magnetite
does to you.

I know,
butif we can just find a way

To pick up all that confetti,

Then everyone will be okay,

Including your dad.

What we need is to engineer
another confetti cleaner,

Like the one we invented
at the donut shop,

Only bigger.

A lot bigger!

And we've got
to rescue digit, too!

Jackie:
to do that,
we have to get hacker

Away from the wreaker.

Oh too bad coop
isn't here to help us.

Maybe he can be.

Hmm.

Just maybe he can.

Hacker:
(satisfied sigh) ah!

Just listen to that silence.

How pleasant it is
with everyone asleep.

(Smacks his lips)
you know, boss,

I've been thinking.

Well, now there's a novel idea.

Maybe uh, we should
open more donut shops,

You know, uh,
(big gulp)

All over cyberspace!

(Chomps)

Can we please
do bunnies too?

(Strange sound)

What's that?

(Sound continues)

Slider?!

Buzz and delete:
and coop?!

In person, hacker!

(To himself)
he believes this
coop doll is real!

Here's a newsflash:

Your days on radopolis
are numbered!

How did coop escape
the magnetite?!

You got me, buzzy.

Slider:
so long, hacker.

(Laughs)

Hacker:
nobody laughs at the hacker!

(Feet pound up plank)

(Hovercraft whirs)

(Whoosh)

(Zoom)

Matt:
slider's plan worked!

Let's get didge!

(Feet pound up plank)

Earthlies!

Am I glad to see you!

(Keys clank)

Not as glad as we are
to see you!

(Digit's tail whirs)

We've got a plan
to clean up the magnetite.

How? There's so much of it!

We're going to invent
a giant confetti cleaner!

We need a monster fan,

A big long tube
to suck up the confetti,

And a humongous bag
to trap it all in!

Only one problem -

Uh, three actually -

We don't have a monster fan,

A big long tube,

Or a humongous bag.

Uh, sorry, earthlies.

I can't help you.

There's gotta be a way!

Think!

A big, long tube
to suck up the confetti.

Hmm, a giant bag
to catch it all in.

A fan, a fan.

Where have I seen
a monster fan?

I know!

Up here!

There's a huge fan
inside this engine!

Jackie:
cool, but we still need
a big bag.

We've got one!

We can use the wreaker
as a bag.

Girls:
huh?

The fan can suck
the confetti

Right into it!

Great idea, matt!

Now all we need
is a humongous tube!

Hmm...

I'll be right back!

(Whooshes through air)

Problem solved, earthlies!

(Binoculars whir)

I found our humongous tube!

Kids:
(grunt with effort)

Matt:
okay didge, tape it!

(Digit's tail whirs)

(Tape stretches)

(Whoosh)

Delete:
come on, boss!

(Whoosh)

Hacker:
get him!

Ah!

(Hovercraft screeches)

Digit:
what's that tube for?

Inez:
the confetti will get sucked
in through this tube,

And blown into the wreaker
through that one!

Sheesh,
you guys are good.

Tape it, didge!

No problem!

(Tape stretches)

(Wreaker whooshes)

(Loud suction sound)

(Wind blows)

(Waking up sounds)

(Inhales and yawns)

(Wind gusts)

(Yawns)

(Exhales)

(Whoosh)

(Hovercraft buzzes along)

Hang on, earthlies.

We got one more mess
to clean up,

And this time
I'll put it on high.

(Whoosh)

(Whirs)

(Wreaker hovers)

Hey, boss,
there's a ship up there

That looks just like
the grim wreaker.

Delete:
it is the grim wreaker!

Huh?

Hey!

(Shrieks)

Delete:
whoa!

All three:
(shout and yell)

Hacker:
oof!

Delete:
wah!

Auto-pilot set!
(Button beeps)

This baby's headin' back
to the northern frontier!

Jackie:
hope hacker appreciates
the service.

C'mon, guys,
time to bail!

(Crowd cheers)

(Parachutes whoosh open)

You guys okay?

Matt:
totally rad, sly.

Inez:
how's your dad?

He's cool,

But if you hadn't
invented something

To get rid of that magnetite,

We'd all be bowing
to hacker by now.

It's all about saying
"we can"

Rather than "we can't."

I can dig it.

Digit:
now if we could
just invent something

To get rid of hacker
permanently,

We'll be a lot happier.

All:
(laugh)

Hacker:
those rotten kids!

(Struggles and scratches)

This magnetite
is giving me a rash!

Buzz! Delete!

Get me out of here!

Buzz?

Delete?

And...

Who's that funny
looking guy?

I don't know.

I don't even remember
who I am!

(Scratches)
yo! Ho ho! Ooh!