05x05 - The Fairy Borg Father

[bunniefuu]

Hacker: the hacker, to you!y

Whatever.
He wants to take over

The cyberworld
from motherboard.

[ Gasp ]
the three kids
are sucked into cyberspace,

And they use brain power
to help save everybody.

Jackie:
okay, here's the plan.

So they travel
all over and run into all these

Weird creatures...and have all
of these awesome adventures.

It's totally up to them
to save cyberspace.

Can three cool kids and a wacky
bird outsmart the hacker?

Hacker: never!
Matt: there's only one way
to find out!

Tune in
to "cyberchase"!

Cyberchase we're moving ♪

♪ We're b*ating hacker
at his game! ♪

♪ Don't tell me that he's trying
to hack the motherboard ♪

♪ We'll get him every time! ♪

♪ Cosmic worlds ♪

♪ Freaky places
that we've seen ♪

♪ We've got the power
of one, two, three, four! ♪

♪ Running in a cyberchase ♪

♪ We'll meet him
face to face ♪

♪ We'll stick together
all the time! ♪

♪ Adventures in cyberspace ♪

♪ The chase is on! ♪

♪ Just wait
and c-y-b-e-r-chase! ♪

Hacker:
(chants) plan.

Plan.

Need a plan.

(Flowers swoosh)

(Puddle bubbles)

Hey, boss!

How come those flowers

Keep flip-flopping
up and down?

Because this
is topsy turvy island,

The site where
chaos thrives

And thoughts of
wrongdoing flow.

(Shouts)
now quiet!

(Quietly)
I'm meditating.

(Chants) plan.

I need a plan.

Hey, you think meditating
will really help the boss

Think of a new idea
to take over cyberspace?

Don't know buzzy,
but check this out!

It's my very first
invention -

A bunny copter!

(Copter flutters)

Hacker: (chants)
starting to think of a plan.

(Chortles)
you call that
an invention?

It only flies down!

Oh yeah. Yeah.

That's what
it's supposed to do!

I even made one
for you.

Eh who wants a silly
bunny copter?

(Copter flutters)

Hey!

Yes!

I feel a new plan
emerging.

What's this?!

It's his!

It's my new invention,
boss.

Want one?

No, I do not want one!

Keep your ridiculous
invention!

(Clank)

Delete:
(shouts)

Hacker:
hey! (Shouts)

(Splash)

(Growls)

Delete, you and your fleet
of bunny copters

Are officially grounded!

(Sad whimper)

Nobody likes my invention!

I messed up the boss's plans

And ruined one of his wigs!

What a bad, bad day.

(Sniffles)

I wish it was...

Better.

(Tear plops down)

Huh?!

Wha-wha-what is that?

(expl*sive poof)

How ya doin', delete?

(Big inhale)

(Blows)

Who-who are you?

(Pop)

I'm zanko,
your fairy borg father,

And this is my magic ladle.

My fairy borg
father?!

Zanko:
yep!

And I'm here to make
your bad day

A whole lot better
by granting you nine wishes.

(Blows)

Nine wishes?

Wow! Oh ho ho!

I, delete,
get nine wishes!

Woo hoo!
(Pop)

Yep, now let's get
right to it!

What's your first wish?

Um, I wish I had
more wishes.

Sorry,
that's an illegal wish

And it will actually cost
you a wish.

Eight more to go.

Oh no.

I wish I never
made that wish.

As you wish.

(Zap)

Don't tell me.

I just used up
another wish, right?

Delete,
let me give you some advice.

Stop wasting your wishes

And think about what will
make your bad day better.

That's easy.

I wish I had my very
own bunny

That I could hug and keep
and call george!

As you wish!

(Zap)

Delete:
my bunny!

My very own bunny!

Hiya, george!

Better day?

Oh boy, is it!

And I know what would
make it even better!

Come on!
This is gonna be fun!

(Bunny bounces)

An ice cream cone,

That's what I want,
zanko!

You got it, delete.

(Blows)
just make your wish.

Wait!

I wish I had a bunch
of ice cream cones!

Giant ones!

As you wish!

(Zap)

(Munching)

Yum!
Happy days are here again!

Zanko:
and you still have
five more wishes.

Um, um...

I know!

I wish buzzy and me

Could ride these bunny copters
for real,

Then he'd see how much fun
my invention is!

As you wish!

(Zap)

(Poof)

(Bunny bounces)

W-w-wow!

Jumbo bunny copters!

I can't wait
to show buzzy!

Hacker:
delete!

(Bunny bounces)

I ordered you grounded!

What are you doing here?

And what's all this?

And who's that?

Delete:
my fairy borg father, zanko!

He came here to give
me nine wishes

To make my bad day
better!

You grant wishes?

Yup, that's my job.

Those cones were bushes
till I got here.

(Blows)

(Splat)

(Slurps)

Mmm...

Taste good too,
boss!

Wishes are exactly
what I need.

You're coming with me.

No!
He's my fairy borg father!

(Bunny bounces)

Buzz, get 'em!

(Sloshes and slips)

(Grunt and groan)

(Snap)

(Crash)

Hacker:
I want that fairy!

I won't let hacker
get you, zanko!

Zanko:
but, delete...

I can do it.
I promise!

But how?

You still have
four wishes.

I know,
I wish everyone

But me and you would
turn into bunnies.

As you wish.

(Zap)

What have you done to me?

Delete:
made you cute and cuddly
so you won't hurt anybody!

The hacker
cute and cuddly?!

Never!

(Bounce, bounce)

Zanko:
you're a good friend,
delete.

You get three
more wishes

Then I'm off!

What'll it be?

But I don't want
you to go!

I wish you could stay
with me forever!

Forever?

Uh-huh.
Forever!

Okay...

It's your call.

(Zap)

(Shriveling sound)

I was afraid
that would happen.

Yeow!

Delete:
zanko!

Look at me!

Do somethin',
boss!

Well,
how about me?

How can I take
over cyberspace

If I'm a bunny?!

(Zap)

(Bounce, bounce)

That's how!

Zanko's magic ladle!

(Grunts with effort)

We get control
of the ladle,

We'll get control
of cyberspace!

(Grunts and groans)

Pull! Pull!

Delete:
(echoes) zanko!

Zanko:
(grunts and strains)

I'm okay.

Not really.

Digit:
where are those
earthlies?

This is an emergency!

Check that,
it's a calamity!

Worse than that, it's-

(Electrical spark)

It's about time!

All:
digit!

Matt:
you're a bunny?

You think this is bad,
check out motherboard!

Jackie:
mother b!

You're a bunny too?

Digit:
and that's not all.

(Static crackles)

(Static crackles)

(Static crackles)

Inez:
this is really bad!

What happened?!

The problem's over
on topsy turvy island.

Come on,
I'll fill you in as we go!

(Whoosh)

Buzz:
(strains and struggles)

It's stuck, boss!

We'll never get this
magic ladle out!

If you don't want
to be a bunny forever

We better get it out!

Pull!

Hacker and buzz:
(strain and struggle)

Delete:
I wish...

I wish there was something
I could do.

That doesn't count
as a wish, does it?

Zanko:
no!

And I need my ladle!

(Whoosh)

Delete!
Where's zanko?

(Gasps)
digit!

You're a bunny too?

Everyone's a bunny
except us!

Thanks to you.

Where's your fairy
borg father?

He has to reverse
your wish!

Delete:
down there!
I can't reach him!

Matt:
hey, look at these.

Do they fly?

Of course they fly.

I invented them.

Matt:
cool!

I'll ride this down,

Get zanko,
and fly him back up.

Wait!

(Copter flutters)

Help!

Matt:
it's falling too fast!

Zanko:
jump! Jump!

(Loud cr*ck)

(Crash)

Man, that was close.
Thanks.

Jackie:
matt! You okay?

I'm okay!
What happened?

My bunny-copter only
goes down, not up.

Now he tells me.

Can't you do
some magic

And take us up
to the top?

(Bubble pops)
wish I could.

But I can't grant wishes
without my magic ladle.

Where is it?

Hacker:
I have it!

The magic ladle is mine!

Hop this way!

(Bounce, bounce)

Delete:
the boss found
the magic ladle!

(Bounce, bounce)

You stay here george.

I have to get zanko's
lack!

We need that ladle
to save matt and zanko.

I'll go help him.

Even if we get
the ladle back,

How do we get it
down to zanko?

Jackie:
the other bunny-copter!

(Melting ice cream slurps)

Inez:
no way!

Matt's copter went down
so fast

It was out of control.

Just because that one
didn't work

Doesn't mean we can't find
a way to make this one work.

I wonder if there's
a way to change it.

Yeah.

If we can improve
delete's invention

So it stays
in the air longer,

There'd be enough time
to hand the ladle to zanko!

Matt:
ah!

Both:
matt!

Matt:
can you guys please
do something?

(Trees whoosh up and down)

This looks like
a good place

To make a wish.

I wish to take over-

Delete:
no!

Deedee!

There are two
wishes left

And they're mine!

All I need is one!

Sorry, boss.
I need to save zanko.

Give it back.

Never! Hop!

(Buzz bounces)

(Bounce, bounce)

(Tree whooshes up)

(Ladle whooshes through air)

Got it!

Now I got it
and I'm gonna keep it!

Wait for me!

Hacker:
come back here,
you duncebucket!

(Tail snags)

You're standing
on my tail!

Oh, sorry, boss.

(Snap)

Ow!

After him!

(Bounce, bounce)

(Bounce, bounce)

You know,
I came all the way here

Just trying to do
my fairy borg father job

And look at me!

No magic ladle,
my wings are useless.

(cr*ck)

And I'm about to become
a cyber-fry!

(Blow, pop)

Try looking
at the bright side.

And that is?

Well... Wait!

Maybe we can use
your bubble gum

To fix this cr*ck,

But we'll need a lot.

No problem!
Bubble gum I got.

(Chomps)

Jackie:
hmm.

We need the copter
to stay in the air longer.

Is there something we can
change to get it to do that?

Inez:
make it out of something
lighter?

Jackie:
but then we'd have
to start over

With a whole new invention.

You're right.

Plus we don't have anything
to make it with.

We're gonna have to change
this one somehow.

Jackie:
hey! Check out
these fold lines!

I wonder if we can fold
the ears

So they can be longer
or shorter.

Do you think
that'll change

How long the copter
stays in the air?

It just might,
jacks!

(Plop)

Ew! Ew!
And double ew!

(Slurps)

(Ice cream slips)

(Boom)

Ready, zanko?

(Blows, inhales)

Okay, let's gum up
that cr*ck!

(Spits)

(Dramatic music)

(Boom)
whoa!

Gotcha!

(Gasps)

(Zap)

That could've been me!

And delete thought
he was having a bad day!

(Rocks whoosh up and down)

I'm coming, zanko!

(Breathes hard)

I'm coming!

Digit:
boy, I wish bunnies had wings!

Hacker:
faster, buzz!

Faster!

(Rocks whoosh)

(Rocks whoosh again)

Inez:
you guys okay down there?!

Not for much longer!

Hurry!

Jackie:
the question is

If we want the copter
to fall more slowly

Should we fold the ears
so they're longer or shorter?

Oh, I don't know.

We'll have to test
different lengths

To see which one
slows it down the most.

Jackie:
wait! We can't experiment
on this one.

It's the only copter
we have!

(Tap, tap, tap)

Where'd you get this?

Jacks!

Delete's original
copters!

And they all have
different size ears!

And check this out -

The ear is divided
into parts,

Just like the big one.

This one's got seven.

Let's see how long
these stay in the air.

Good idea, jacks.

Go!

(Whoosh, plop)

(Clatter)

Um...

I think this one stayed
in the air the longest.

Or did it?

You held yours higher
than mine.

Oh, man.

We need to get
organized.

You're right.

We need to test each one
in exactly the same way.

I'll drop them,
you time them.

Okay,
you're on the clock.

Orange copter,

Three-part ears,

Ready for take off!

Go!

(Copter flutters)

Two seconds!

Inez:
two seconds. Got it.

Next one!

Blue copter,
four-part ears.

Go!

(Copter flutters)

(Calculator bleeps)

Four seconds!

Hey.

It looks like the longer
the ears,

The longer it stays
in the air.

Cool!

So maybe we don't have
to test them all.

Lets just try the one
with the longest ears!

Inez:
this one.
It's got seven parts.

It should stay in the air
the longest.

(Copter splats)

Whoa!
Did you see that?

I am not riding
that one.

I don't get it.

The copter with
the longest ears

Didn't even stay
in the air at all!

So much for
that idea.

You're right.

I guess we better
test them all.

(Slurping sound)

Oh! We have to do
something else first!

What?

Duck!

Jackie and inez:
ahhhhhh!

(Slurp)

(Boom)

Look out!

(Crash)

(Gasps)

(Huge splat)

(Loud cr*ck)

Uh oh.
Look at that cr*ck now!

(cr*ck)

It's going to break
any minute!

Get us out of here!

Jackie:
we're working on it,
matt!

Delete:
(pants)

(Gasps for breath)

I'm almost there,
zanko.

I'm almost there!

Yow!

(Crash)

Wha!

(Splash)

Uh-oh.

Digit:
whoa!

(Splash)

(Bounce)

Delete and hacker:
(shout)

(Splash, splash)

Digit:
sheesh.

Who knew a magic ladle
could be so heavy?

(Grunts)
that's zanko's!

I need it
to save matt!

And I still have
two wishes left!

Delete,
listen to me.

We both want the same wish,
don't you see?

You want to save zanko

So he can make your
wishes come true

And so do i!

For once,
we're on the same side!

You're right.
Come on!

(Glub, glub, glub)

(Angry shout)
no!

(Cracking sounds)

(Rock whistles through air)

(Crash)

Matt:
how much longer?

Almost there!
Hang on!

Jackie:
okay, we're done testing.

Inez:
which copter stayed
in the air the longest?

Two seconds.

Four seconds

Six seconds

The yellow one stayed
in the air the longest.

Six seconds!

Jackie:
right, the yellow one!

And look -

Its ears have five parts
folded down.

That's what we need
to do to the big one.

Up you go!

This one has three-parts
folded down.

So make it five,
just like the yellow one.

Five parts it is!

Jackie:
yay team.
Totally improved!

Delete:
we got the magic ladle!

Digit:
we got it!

Inez:
great!

The bunny copter's
ready to go!

(Loud cracking sound)

Matt:
oh no!

Matt and zanko:
help!

Inez, jackie and digit:
matt!

Delete:
zanko!

Inez:
we gotta get down
there - now!

Jackie:
you're right.
I need that.

(Biting sound)

(Copter flutters)

Zanko:
can't hold on
much longer!

Jackie:
here!

Delete, make your wish!

I wish...

I wish...

(Flutter, boom)

Inez:
oh, I wish you'd hurry!

(Whoosh)

Delete:
I wish for zanko,
jackie and matt

To be lifted to safety!

As you wish!

(Zap)

Matt and jackie:
yes!

Now that was
one cool wish!

(Zap)

Zanko,
you're okay!

Thanks, guys.

Just in time.

Digit:
delete, you gotta turn
everyone in cyberspace

Back into themselves!

I do?

But I only have
one wish left!

Do I have to?

The choice is yours,
delete.

I only make it happen.

Well, I did get a lot
of good things for myself.

And I did try to get
something for buzzy, so...

I wish everyone
in cyberspace

Would turn back
into themselves!

As you wish!

(Zap)

(Zap)

(Zap)

(Zap)

(Zap)

(Pop)

Thanks, delete.
I owe you one.

On second thought,
no I don't.

You wished everyone
into a bunny

In the first place!

I only did it
to save zanko!

He actually
saved me twice.

And me once.

Me, too.

(Chuckles)
so I guess everyone's even.

(Whoosh)

Digit:
ride's here, g*ng.

See you around,
zanko.

You too, delete.

(Whooshes)

(Sniffs)
thank you, zanko.

You're the best
fairy borg father ever!

Gee, thanks, delete.

You're not
so bad yourself.

(Sniffs tearfully)

Will I ever see
you again?

You never know.

Hacker:
got you!

Huh?

Now give me my wish.

But boss,
zanko is out of wishes.

And besides,

I'm delete's
fairy borg father.

You need your own personal
one to grant your wishes.

I have my own personal
fairy borg father?

Yes!

I'm waiting,
fairy borg father!

Where are you?!

I don't like
to be kept waiting!

Egad!

(Rhythmic pulse)

It's, it's...

(Zap)

My fairy borg father.

Sorry, I'm late.

Never mind that!

I wish to rule cyberspace

Forever and ever!

Now give me my wish!

First of all,

I am not your
fairy borg father.

The name's rourke,

From the eligibility
department.

Eligibility department?

Secondly,
I'm here to inform you

That you do not qualify

For the fairy borg father
program.

(Whoosh)

W-w-what did you say?!

You heard me.
No wishes for you...

But-

Ever! Good day.

(Whoosh)

Wait!
I need a wish!

Just one small

Maybe not so small
wish.

Come back!

You can't do that!