01x01 - Pirate Treasure

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Hi, I'm pablo.

My name's tyrone.

I'm uniqua.

I'm tasha.

And my name's austin.

All:
and we're...

* Your backyard friends,
the backyardigans. *

* Together with
the backyardigans *

Pablo:
* in the place where we belong

Uniqua:
* where we'll probably
sing a song *

Tasha:
* and we'll maybe dance along.

All:
* we've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore *

* We always find things
we've never seen before *

* That's why every day
we're back for more *

* With your friends,

* The backyardigans.

Arr!

Avast me hardys.

Hoist the main sail.
Arr!

Swab the deck.
Arr!

Weigh anchor.
Arr!

Hello, mateys!

I'm captain uniqua,
the pirate!

You can tell I'm a pirate
because of my eye patch

And because I say "arr!"

* If you want to be a pirate,
get up on your feet *

* You can't be a pirate
if you're sitting in your seat *

* Swing your arms tough

* And stand kind of low

* And make this noise
wherever you go...*

Arr! Arr! Arr!

* A pirate, a pirate,
a pirate says, "arr!" *

* It might seem strange,
just a bit bizarre, *

* But they know
you're a pirate *

* When they hear you say...

* "Arr!"

Hey uniqua,
are you a pirate?

That I am, austin!

I'm captain uniqua,
the patchy-eyed pirate.

I'm a pirate, too!

I'm captain austin,
with a hook for a hand!

Then you know what
pirates say, of course.

Of course.

Arr! Arr! Arr!

* A pirate, a pirate,
a pirate says, "arr!" *

* You wear a spare part,
a bandana and a scar, *

Uniqua and austin:
* and they know you're a pirate
when they hear you say, "arr!" *

Hey! Don't forget
the jolly roger!

* The jolly roger
is the pirate flag. *

* A skull and some bones
on a big black rag *

* We'll fly it on our ship,
up above the sails *

* And we'll search for treasure,
and be tough as nails! *

Hey, we are going to look
for buried treasure, right?

Right you are,
matey!

And look what I've got -

Half of a treasure map!

It's too bad we don't
have the whole map.

Arr, but half a map
is better than nothing.

Now let's go find
some treasure!

Uniqua and austin:
arr! Arr! Arr!

* A pirate, a pirate,
a pirate says, "arr!" *

* If you think we're noisy,
you're right, we are *

* 'Cause they know
you're a pirate *

* When they hear you say...

* "Arr!"

Let's sail the seas,
me bucko.

And find some treasure!
Arr!

Tyrone:
hey! Over here,
pablo!

Kick it over here,
tyrone!

Here you go.

Pablo:
I got it! I got it!

Hey! Look!
The jolly roger!

Tyrone:
the jolly roger?

That means pirates
were here.

You know what
pirates have?

Rotten teeth?

Treasure!

I'd sure like
to find some treasure.

If we had treasure,
we'd be rich.

Hey, look at this!

It's half
of a treasure map!

It's too bad it's
not the whole map.

Arr, but half a map
is better than nothing.

How about if we be pirates,
and follow the map!

And find the treasure!

Exactly!

I'll be captain pablo
with a peg leg!

And I'll be captain tyrone
with a wooden ear.

Great!

Let's go look
for treasure!

Arr!

Arr!

Together:
arr!

Let's weigh anchor!

And take to the high seas!

Pablo:
with the wind
in our sails!

Tyrone:
hey, captain pablo,

What if we run
into other pirates?

We'll make them walk
the plank!

Because we're the roughest,
toughest pirates of all.

* If you want to be a pirate,
sail the ocean blue *

* You go and steal
some treasure *

* 'Cause that's what
pirates do *

Tyrone:
* we laugh our pirate laugh,
and dance our pirate dance *

* We wear a puffy shirt
and some baggy pants. *

Tyrone and pablo:
arr! Arr! Arr!

* A pirate, a pirate,
a pirate says, "arr!" *

* You sail a pirate ship,
you don't drive a car *

* And they know you're a pirate
when they hear you say, "arr!" *

Keep on a lookout
for a desert island,

Like on the map.

Okay, but I wish we had
the whole map.

Tyrone:
arr, but half a map
is better than nothing.

"Arr" means yes
and "arr" means no

Pablo:
* and "arr" means
come on mates, let's go! *

Tyrone:
* say "arr" when you're happy

Pablo:
* and "arr" when you're smelly

Tyrone:
* and "arr" when you're eating
your pirate toast and jelly *

Tyrone and pablo:
arr! Arr! Arr!

* A pirate, a pirate,
a pirate says, "arr!" *

* If you think we're tough,
you're right, we are *

* And they know you're a pirate
when they hear you say, "arr!" *

Pablo:
hey look! Hey look! Hey look!

Tyrone:
what?

More pirates!

Uniqua:
arr, captain austin,

Do you see a desert island yet?

Negative, captain uniqua.

Well, let's keep looking.

Aye-aye captain!

Hey! Do you see
any other boats?

Nope.
No other boats.

Pablo:
arr, we're gonna catch
those other scurvy pirates!

Tyrone:
what do we do with them
when we catch them?

Arr... Good question.

* What do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

* Raid their ship
and then hot-wire it! *

Tyrone and pablo:
* what do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

* Make them walk the plank!

Arr! Arr! Arr!

Arr...
I think I hear pirates!

Do you mean us?

No, I mean other pirates.

Do you see another ship?

Uh, not yet!

What do we do
if we find them?

Good question.

* What do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

* Load the cannon up
and fire it! *

Uniqua and austin:
* what do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

* Make them walk the plank!

Tyrone:
* we'll raid their scurvy
pirate ship, *

* And make them walk
the plank. *

* We'll grab up
all their treasure *

Tyrone and pablo:
* and put it in the bank!

* What do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

* Load the cannon up
and fire it! *

Uniqua and austin:
* what do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

Tyrone and pablo:
* make them walk the plank!

Uniqua:
arr! Pirates!

Pablo and tyrone:
arr!

Arr!
It's a raid!

Pablo:
we're raiding your ship,
you scurvy pirates!

Austin:
well, we're defending our ship,

You, uh, you,
scurvy pirates!

Tyrone:
well, we're the boldest
pirates on the sea,

And we're gonna take
your treasure!

No, we're the boldest
pirates!

And we don't have
any treasure!

Arr, well we're
raiding you anyway!

All:
arr! Arr! Arr! Arr!

* Arr! Arr! Arr!
Arr! Arr! Arr! *

* Arr! Arr! Arr!
Arr! Arr! Arr! *

* Arr! Arr! Arr!
Arr! Arr! Arr! *

* Arr! Arr! Arr!
Arr! Arr! Arr! *

(Gasps)

Tyrone and pablo:
arr!

Tyrone:
arr! We win!

And you know
what that means.

Now you must
walk the plank! Arr!

The plank!

The plank?

Tyrone:
the plank! Arrr!

You walk to the end
of the plank,

Then splash,
into the water.

Har har har.

Har har har.

Hey, captain tyrone,
that kinda sounds like fun.

Maybe we should walk
the plank instead.

Uh-uh.

You won the raid,
so we get to walk the plank.

Those are the pirate
rules.

Well, the rules
are the rules.

Now get up there
and walk the plank!

All:
arr! Arr!

Tyrone and pablo:
* what do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

* What do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

* What do you do
with a scurvy pirate? *

Make them walk the...
Whoa!

(Crash)

Uniqua and austin:
whoa! Whoa! Oof.

Pablo:
whoa!

Tyrone:
what was that?

What happened?

We hit land.

It's a desert island.

Austin:
just like on the map!

Uniqua:
come on!

Let's go look
for the treasure!

Those other scurvy pirates
are looking for treasure, too!

But we have a map,
remember?

Austin:
I sure wish
it was a whole map.

But half a map is better
than nothing. Arr?

Arr!

That's not supposed
to happen

When somebody walks
the plank.

We bumped into
a desert island.

That means we're getting
closer to the treasure.

Come on!

Arr!

I bet those other pirates are
looking for the treasure, too.

But we've got the map,
remember?

Tyrone:
oh yeah. The map!

Sure wish
it was a whole map.

But half a map is better
than nothing. Arr?

Arr!

Arr!

Uniqua and austin:
* treasure,
where's the treasure? *

Tyrone and pablo:
* treasure, treasure,
where's the treasure? *

Uniqua:
* we're looking for the place,
just the right place *

Austin:
* where the treasure is hidden,
it's a pirate race *

Uniqua:
* we've got half a map,
we wish it was a whole, *

Austin:
* but we're not gonna stop
till we reach the goal of...*

Uniqua and austin:
* treasure, treasure,
where's the treasure? *

* Treasure, treasure,
treasure, treasure, *

* Where's the treasure?

* Treasure, treasure,
treasure, treasure, *

* Where's the treasure?

Tyrone:
* treasure, treasure,
where's the treasure? *

* What's going to happen
when we find that treasure? *

* What's going to happen
is we'll all be rich *

* We'll have gold
to last us forever *

Pablo:
* and a big pile of candy
that no one can snitch *

Tyrone and pablo:
* treasure, treasure,
treasure, treasure, *

* Where's the treasure?

* Treasure, treasure,
treasure, treasure, *

* Where's the treasure?

All:
* treasure, treasure,
where's the treasure? *

Gonna keep on looking till
we find that treasure. Arr!

Pablo:
whoa! I mean arr!

Uniqua:
arr, matey!

You made me drop
my half a map!

You made me drop
my half a map! Arr!

All:
arr!

Hey look!

They fit together!

They do?

They do! Look!

An x!

X marks the spot
where the treasure is!

Now all we have to do
to find the treasure

Is find the x.

You mean all we have to do
is find the x,

Because it's our map.

Arr, it's our map!

But you'll never find
the treasure without our half.

But you'll never find
the treasure without our half.

Austin:
I have an idea!

Maybe we should be one
big band of pirates,

And follow the map together.

Pablo:
yeah! I mean... Arr!

And then when we find
the treasure,

We can split it up
and we'll all be rich.

That would work.

Uniqua:
all in favor of working
together, say "arr!"

All:
arr!

Uniqua:
let's go, mateys.

All:
* treasure, find that treasure

* Treasure, treasure,
find that treasure *

Tyrone:
* the treasure's here
and we're gonna find it *

Austin:
* buried someplace
no one suspects *

Uniqua:
the map says we should
go past the mud pits,

Then it's easy...

Mud pits?

Uniqua:
look for the x!

All:
look for the x...

Pablo:
did you say mud pits?

Hey! Hey!
Wait up! Wait!

All:
then it's easy,
look for the x!

* Treasure, treasure,
find that treasure *

* Treasure, treasure,
find that treasure *

* Treasure, treasure,
find that treasure *

* Gonna keep on looking
till we find that treasure *

Pablo:
hey wait up!

Mud pits?
There are mud pits?

Do you think they're
bubbling mud pits?

I mean, do you think
the mud in the pits bubbles?

I don't know.
We'll just have to see.

Uniqua:
whoa!

All:
whoa!

Pablo:
the mud pit!

Uniqua:
just like on the map.

Pablo:
and it's a bubbling
mud pit!

Tyrone:
it certainly is.

Pablo:
how are we going
to get across?

How are we going to get across
a pit of bubbling mud?

Austin:
hmm. It's a little too far
to jump.

You're right,
it is too far to jump,

But I think I see a way.

Pablo:
that tree?

Austin:
good idea!

You mean walk over
the mud pit,

Balancing on the tree?

It's gonna be
very tricky.

Especially for
a peg-legged pirate.

I'm a pegged legged pirate.
I'm a pirate!

And I've got a peg leg!

Oh boy! Oh boy!

Uniqua:
pablo! Pablo! Hello?

Pablo:
how am I going to get across?

I don't know about this,
oh boy!

Uniqua:
pablo!

Yeah?

It's the only way
to get to the other side.

Austin:
and that's where
the treasure is.

I know you can do it,
pablo.

Well, okay.
I'll try.

Uniqua:
I'll go first!

* It's my turn,
I'm going first *

* Gonna walk right across
in a single burst *

* Gotta keep my balance,

* Look straight ahead

* Cause if I look down
I'll get woozy instead *

* Quick and steady like
a little tree frog *

* Cause there's nothing
as easy as falling off a log *

All:
* nothing as easy as
falling off a log *

Tyrone:
* it's my turn,

* I'm going now

Captain tyrone
* will show you all how

* Gotta keep my balance,
steady as I go...*

Austin:
* cause I don't wanna plop
in the mud below *

* I'm brave captain austin,
not a scurvy dog *

* And there's nothing as easy
as falling off a log *

All:
* nothing as easy as
falling off a log. *

Come on pablo!
You can do it!

Yeah, you can do it!

* It's my turn,
I'm going last *

* But I have a peg leg
so I can't go fast *

* I'm captain pablo,

* And even though I hobble

* Gonna keep my balance
and try not to wobble *

* I'm almost across,
it's a long hard slog *

* And there's nothing
as easy as falling off a...*

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Tyrone:
look out!

Uniqua:
careful!

Pablo:
whoa!

Uniqua:
steady!

Tyrone:
don't worry, we'll get you!

Whoah! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Tyrone:
gotcha!

That was easy.

I told you
you could do it!

Uniqua:
now let's get going
and find that x.

Austin:
look! Up ahead!

There's something
on the ground!

Uniqua:
I hope it's the x!

Pablo:
is it the x?

Tyrone:
well, no.

Actually, it's a "t".

Austin:
that's disappointing.

Pablo:
no one would ever bury
treasure under a "t".

You're right.
We need to find the x.

Let's keep looking.

Austin:
look! A "u"!

Pablo:
here's a "v".

I think we're getting closer.

Look, a "w"!

T... U... V...

W...

So that means,
the x should be right about...

Here!

All:
the x!

Uniqua:
x marks the spot where
the treasure is buried!

Pablo:
dig it up! There's a shovel!

Tyrone:
well, that certainly
is convenient.

All:
* treasure, treasure,
we're digging for treasure *

* Treasure, treasure,
we're digging for treasure *

* Treasure, treasure,
we're digging for the treasure *

Uniqua:
* gonna keep on digging
till I hit that treasure *

Hey, I hit something!

Tyrone:
a treasure chest!

It's the treasure!
It's the treasure!

Let's open it!
Come on!

All:
arr!

(Gasps) wow.

Austin:
that's a big diamond!

Tyrone:
it certainly is!

It's the biggest diamond

Ever in the history
of the world!

And it's all ours!

All:
yay! Yeah! Arr!

Pablo:
all right!

Uniqua:
well, we did say that we would
split up the treasure.

Arr, but we can't split up
one big diamond.

Maybe we can all
just share it.

All in favor of sharing it,
say arr!

All:
arr!

Now we're the richest
pirates

In all the seven seas.

All:
arr!

Yes but what if other
pirates try to raid us,

And take our treasure?

Austin:
yeah!

Tyrone:
that is what pirates do,
after all.

Uniqua:
hmm. I hadn't thought of that.

We need to hide it before
other pirates come!

All:
hmm...

I know what we should do...
Bury it!

Austin:
arr! Bury it!

Tyrone:
but where?

Uniqua:
right here!

Tyrone:
right! We just have to put
the dirt back in the hole.

Pablo:
right!

Uniqua:
all in favor of burying
the diamond, say "arr!"

All:
arr!

All:
* treasure, treasure,
bury our treasure *

* Treasure, treasure,
bury our treasure *

* Treasure, treasure,
bury our treasure *

* Gonna keep on digging
till we bury our treasure. *

There!

The treasure is buried,
and only we know where it is.

But what if we forget
where we buried it?

Uh-oh.
Where is it?

It was right here
a second ago!

Tyrone:
pablo?

Pablo:
yeah?

Tyrone:
it's right here.

Pablo:
oh yeah.

Let's mark the spot
so we always remember.

Austin:
how about if we mark it
with an x?

Arr!
X marks the spot!

But you know what would
be even trickier?

All:
what?

We should mark it
with a "y".

A "y"!

Pablo:
yeah!

No one would ever think
of looking under a "y"!

All:
yeah!

All:
arr!

(Pablo's stomach growls)

I'm not just a rich pirate,
I'm a hungry rich pirate.

Uniqua:
all in favor of snack time
at my house, say "arr!"

All:
arr!

Pablo:
arr!

(All giggle)

Arr!

Tyrone:
that was a very piratey
adventure, don't you think?

Others:
yeah, sure was.

All:
* we've got the whole
wide world *

* In our yard to explore

* Now it's time for us
to have a snack, *

* Meet you next time
when we're back *

* With your friends,
the backyardigans. *

Pablo:
see you!

Tyrone:
see you later!

Austin:
see you!

Uniqua:
see you next time!

Arr!