02x10 - International Super Spy: Part 1

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**

**

Backyardigans:
"international super spy"

**

(Slurping)

(Bird tweets)

Hello.

I'm secret,

Agent secret.

You've probably
heard of me before.

No?

That surprises me.

I like my adventures exciting

And my juice boxes...

Shaken.

It's my job to protect
the world from evildoers,

And to look super cool
while I do it.

(Jazz music begins)
(slurps drink)

You see...

I'm an international
super spy!

* They call me secret

* Agent secret

* And I like
my beverages shaken *

* Think my job is easy *

* Well, then you would

* Be mistaken

* I'll go anywhere
around the globe *

* And sneak in undetected

* There's one thing
you can expect from me *

* And that's the unexpected

* 'Cause I'm an international
super spy *

* Super spy

* Super spy *

* Evil's met its match *

* I'll tell you why

* I'm an international
super spy! *

When you're a super spy,

You have to be
extra careful

Because you never know
what evildoers

Might be lurking around.

(Evil laughter)

(Bushes rustle)

It looks like
the coast is clear.

I'm pretty sure because...

* I'm an international
super spy *

* Super spy

* Super spy

* When there's
trouble up ahead *

* I'm your guy

* I'm an international... *

* Super spy!

I'm off to international
super spy headquarters

In miami beach.

Where the sky is blue,

And the sand is white,

And a super spy can wait
for his next assignment...

(Seagulls cry)

Pablo:
in style!

(Engine revs)

Check this out.

(Gadget whirs)

Shaken.

(Engine rumbles)

* I'm an international...

* Super spy

(Hat tracker rings)

Hello.
Secret, here.

Tasha:
hello, agent secret.

Ah, miss t,

The head of the international
super spy agency.

Please report
to headquarters at once.

I've got an assignment
for you.

The world in trouble
again?

Tasha:
I'm afraid so.

It's a dangerous
assignment?

Of course.

Will there be...

Dancing involved?

Tasha:
that's why I called you.

Be right there.

(Seagulls cry)

(Tires squeal)

Now check this out.

(Tires squeal)

(Engine roars)

(Splash)

(Engine hums)

(Seagulls cry)

(Evil chuckle)

(Engine rumbles)

(Elevator dings)

Hello, agent secret.

I didn't expect you
so soon.

Well, miss t,

You know what
I always say,

"Always expect...

Both:
the unexpected."

Shaken?

Thank you.

(Juice sloshes)

Agent secret,

The world is once again
in great danger.

(Computer bleeps)

The lady in pink.

Tasha:
the most evil, evildoer
in the whole world.

What's she after
this time?

(Computer bleeps)

Tasha:
these.

Three very important
secret containers.

Pablo:
containers?

What's in them?

We don't know.

But it's up to you
to get them.

Before the lady
in pink does?

Tasha:
before the lady
in pink does.

We don't know
what she plans to do with them.

But as you know,

When the lady in pink
has a plan,

It's always a recipe
for disaster!

And how do I find
these three containers?

Tasha:
first, I want you to go to a pub
in london, england.

There you will receive
your instructions

From our secret contact.

Make sure you order
a banana split.

A banana split.

And agent secret,
remember...

Watch out for
the lady in pink.

I will.

(Elevator dings)

(Big ben chimes)

Uniqua:
just look at them,
henchman tyrone.

Aren't they beautiful?

Yes, they are.
Very, very beautiful.

They're the most
beautiful...

Uh, what are they?

These are secret
containers,

And very soon...

They will be mine!
(Evil laugh)

Come on, laugh.

Who, me?

Yeah!
You're my henchman.

You're supposed
to laugh with me.

Oh, sorry, boss.

(Forced evil laugh)

Both:
(laugh)

Wait!
Don't sit there!

Tyrone:
hey!

Uh-oh.

Whoops!

That's one of my evil
booby-trapped chairs.

(Remote beeps)

Sorry, boss.

Don't call me boss.
I am a lady.

Yes, lady.

I have plans
for those containers.

Something evil?

Mm-hm.

What you might call...

A recipe for disaster!

But what about the international
super spy guy?

Agent secret?

Don't make me laugh.

He's no match
for the lady in pink!

**

Cyndi lauper:
* who's the girl
who's got bad on her mind *

* Who thinks evil thoughts
with a smile and a wink *

* Who's the girl with a plan
to mess up mankind *

Uniqua:
me!

* I'm the lady in pink

All:
* lady in pink!

* Lady in pink!

Tyrone:
* she's bad,
she's evil *

* And I'm worse
than you think *

Me!

* I'm the lady in pink

Cyndi:
* who's the girl
who never plays nice *

* And wishes that all
rubber duckies would sink *

* Who interrupts people
and never thinks twice *

Uniqua:
me!

* I'm the lady in pink

Cyndi and tyrone:
* lady in pink!

* Lady in pink!

Tyrone:
* she does terrible things *

Uniqua:
* even worse than you think

* I'm the lady in pink

Tyrone:
* she's selfish and cruel

Uniqua:
* and I totally rule

Cyndi:
* she'll stop at nothing
to win *

* She cheats and she lies

Uniqua:
* I don't even like pie

Cyndi:
* when there's bad to be done
count her in *

Uniqua:
* those containers,
you'd better forget 'em *

* They'll be mine
before you can blink! *

Tyrone:
* wherever they are

* You can bet
who'll get 'em *

Me!

* I'm the lady in pink

All:
* lady in pink!

* Lady in pink!

Tyrone:
* is she totally evil?

Uniqua:
* now what do you think

All:
* lady in pink!

* Lady in pink!

Uniqua:
* me, me, me, me, me!

* I'm the lady in pink!

(Big ben chimes)

(Door creaks open)

(English accent)
good afternoon, sir.

Welcome to london.

May I have
your order please?

Yes, please,
I'd like the...

Hey,
you're my secret contact!

Shhh!

Pablo:
sorry, austin.

I didn't recognize you.

Austin:
you're not supposed to.

I'm in disguise!

Cool!

I'll have the banana split,
please.

Very good, sir!

One banana split.

Remember:

Always expect
the unexpected.

Hello, agent secret.

The first of the containers

Is kept in the glass building
downtown.

The glass building.

The glass building.

Tasha:
go there tonight
and retrieve it.

Be prepared to dance

And be on the lookout
for the lady in pink.

(Snickers)

Check this out.

Cool, huh?

**

(Sensor beeps)

**

Hmm...

(Computer bleeps and whirs)

Computer voice:
initiate dance sequence.

Ready? Begin.

**

**

**

Computer voice:
dance sequence verified.

The first container.

That was easy.

Good evening,
mr. Secret.

Lady in pink.

Hey!

Very clever.

It was nice of you

To get the first
container for me.

Doubtless, you plan
to use it for evil.

Of course I do.

**

* Thought I'd take this
container from you *

* Nothing personal,
just what I do *

* I don't think so

* But you're welcome
to try *

* I've a job to do,
I'm a super spy *

* It's good
to be good *

* Agent secret,
that's where you're wrong *

* It's good to be bad
as you'll see in this song *

* I'm bad, it's good,
it's so very me *

* Give me a moment
I'm sure you'll agree *

* It's good to be bad

All:
* good and bad
don't mix *

* They're opposites
that don't attract *

* Good and bad
don't mix *

* Not just a theory,
it's a fact *

* Got a mission

* I really can't stay

* Your intentions
are bad *

* Get out of my way

* It's gooder
to be good! *

Uniqua:
* spare me the goodness

* I can do without it

* Try it my way

* Just think about it

* It's badder
to be bad! *

* Evildoer

* Good guy

All:
* good and bad
don't mix *

Pablo and uniqua:
* I don't like you,
you don't like me *

All:
* good and bad
don't mix *

Pablo and uniqua:
* let's just agree
to disagree *

* Yes, we're different
it's a no-brainer *

* We both wanna get
the secret container *

* I'm gonna try
as hard as I can *

Until I've saved
the world!

Or I've finished
my plan!

All:
* good and bad
don't mix *

* They're very different
points of view *

All:
* good and bad
don't mix *

Pablo and uniqua:
* you don't like me,
I don't like you *

Uniqua and tyrone:
* good and bad don't,
bad and good don't *

* Good and bad
don't mix! *

Thank you!

Hey!

Check this out.

(A button beeps
and car engine revs)

Sorry,
lady in pink.

But I've got
to take off.

Both:
(gasp)

(Mechanical whirring)

Cool, huh?

Wow! That is cool!

Uniqua:
I'll get you next time,
mr. Secret!

Come on,
shake your fist!

She'll get you
next time!

(Computer bleeps)

I've obtained
the first container, miss t.

Excellent,
agent secret.

Now I want you to go
to a cafe in switzerland

And meet our secret contact
there.

He will give you
your next set of instructions.

Order a hot dog.

Got it!
A hot dog.

Pablo:
* international super spy

(Wind whistles)

(Swiss accent)
welcome to switzerland,
sir!

May I have
your order, please?

Yes, I'll have the-

Oh, hey!

Shhh!

Sorry.
Hi, austin!

Hi, agent secret!

I'd like a hot dog,
please.

Ja (yes), very good, sir.
One hot dog.

Always expect
the unexpected.

Tasha:
hello again,
agent secret.

To get the second container,

You must go to
der dairy farm

Up in the mountains.

Der dairy farm?

Der dairy farm.

And this time
I'll get there first.

(Engine rumbles)

(Slurping)

Uniqua:
it looks like we got
here first, henchman.

Yes, boss.

I mean, lady.

(Whirring)
(milk bottles clank)

(Cows moo)

You stand guard

While I go get
the second container.

Be on the lookout
for agent secret.

Yes, lady in pink.

(Elevator dings)

(Gasps)

(Metal clanking
and banging)

(Ting)

(Clank)

(Tree bleeps)

Huh?

Hmm...

(Gasps)

Hmm...

(Computer bleeps
and whirs)

Computer voice:
initiate dance sequence.

Ready? Begin.

**

**

Computer voice:
dance sequence incomplete.

Access denied.
(Alarm beeps)

Hmm...

May I cut in?

Computer voice:
re-initiate dance sequence.

Ready? Begin.

**

You're quite
a good dancer,

Mr. Secret.

You're pretty good
yourself,

Lady in pink.

Good? I'm evil!

Yes, of course.

**

(Computer bleeps)

Computer voice:
dance sequence verified.

Both:
the second container.

Mr. Secret,

Your tie is crooked.

It is?

Oh, thank you,
lady in pink.

A super spy
has got to look his best.

Very clever.

(Cows moo)

There's something funny
about this tree.

Come on.
Let's get out of here!

Agent secret
is right behind me!

Yes, lady in pink!

(Snowmobile buzzes away)

(Tires squeal)
(engine rumbles)

Check this out!

(Mechanical whirring)

Cool, huh?

* Excuse me, lady,
I have to request *

* Hand it over to me

* It would be
for the best *

* It's gooder to be good

* Agent secret,
don't think that I can *

* Gonna keep this thing,
it's part of my plan *

* It's badder
to be bad *

All:
* good and bad
don't mix *

* They're very different
points of view *

* Good and bad
don't mix *

Both:
* you don't like me
and I don't like you *

Let go!

No, I think you
should let go.

Never!

Tyrone:
uh, lady in pink?

(Gasps)

I really would let go
if I were you!

And I would let go
if I were you!

Hey, boss!

I mean, lady!

(Engines hum)

I'm warning you,
mr. Secret!

I'm not going
to let go!

I'd love to stay
and chat,

But I really must fly.

Fly?

What are you talking
about?

Let go
of the container!

It's mine!

(Evil laugh)

Tyrone:
lady in pink?!

Uniqua and tyrone:
aaahhhhhhh!

Uniqua:
look out!

(The engine surges
as it struggles)

Both:
aaaahhhhhhh!

(Crash)

(Car buzzes)

(Wind gusts)

(Mechanical whirring)

Now?

Now.

I'll get you next time,
mr. Secret!

Yeah! Next time!

(Computer bleeps)

Pablo:
miss t, I've obtained
the second container.

Wunderbar,
agent secret!

Now go meet
your secret contact

At the beach cabana
in the caribbean.

Order a snow cone.

Got it.
A snow cone.

Pablo:
* international super spy

**

(Caribbean accent)
welcome to the caribbean,
mon.

Can I get you
somethin'?

Hey!

Shhh!

Oh!

Good afternoon,

Person that I've
never met before.

How's it going,
austin?

Great. How are you,
agent secret?

You know, cool.

I'll have a snow cone,
please.

One snow cone,
comin' right up.

Check this out.

(The snow cone clicks
and beeps)

Tasha:
hello again,
agent secret.

To obtain the third
and final container,

You have to go to nearby
tiki island.

Good luck.

Tiki island.

Tiki island.

**

(Water sloshes)

(Jazz music plays)

(Water gently splashes)

Hmm...

No sign of the lady in pink
anywhere.

(Water trickles)

(Evil chuckle)

(Waterfall rushes)

Check this out.

(Bleep)

(Mechanical whirring)

Cool, huh?

Come, henchman.

Yes, lady in pink.

(Gasps)

(Computer bleeps and whirs)

Computer voice:
prepare to dance!

Now dance!

**

**

(Computer bleeps)

Computer voice:
access denied!
(Alarm beeps)

Hmm...

Uniqua:
having trouble,
mr. Secret?

Very clever,
lady in pink.

Where did you
come from?

Perhaps my henchman
can assist you.

Show him, tyrone.

(Alarm stops beeping)

Computer voice:
now dance!

**

**

(Computer bleeps
and whirs)

Computer voice:
access denied!
(Alarm beeps)

Uniqua:
oh, get out of my way!

I'll show you
how it's done.

Computer voice:
now dance!

**

Lady in pink,
we're doing it!

You're both
very good.

I told you,
we're very bad!

**

**

(Computer bleeps
and whirs)

Computer voice:
dance sequence verified!

(Rumbling)

Cool!

(Mimics computer voice)
now close your eyes

And count to ten!

Both:
one, two, three,

Four, five, six,

Seven...

Secret!

Secret?

Don't you mean eight?

He's getting away!

After him!

Yes, boss!
I mean, lady!

(Water rushes)

(Splashing)

(Button beeps)

(Tires squeal and engine revs)

(Mechanical whirring)

(Engine gurgles to life)

**

* You don't give up

* Keep trying forever

* Too bad that you're evil,
you're so very clever *

* It's gooder
to be good *

Uniqua:
* agent secret,
sorry you feel that way *

* If you were evil
like me *

* I'm sure you would say

* It's better
to be bad *

All:
* good and bad
don't mix *

* It's a bummer,
but it's true *

* Good and bad
don't mix *

* You'll never see things
the way I do *

Pablo:
sorry, lady in pink,

But I really must jet.

(Jet powers up)

(Mechanical whirring)

Wow!

Oh, should I shake
my fist?

Not this time.

What?!
Aren't you mad?

He's got all three
containers now.

Yes,

But I have a plan.

Pablo:
well, miss t,
mission accomplished.

I've obtained
the last container.

Tasha:
well done,
agent secret!

I knew you could do it!

Return to headquarters
at once.

Pablo:
* international super spy

(Jet soars)

(Engine rumbles)

(Elevator dings)

Well, miss t.
I've done it.

I kept the three containers
away from the lady in pink

And the world is safe
once again.

Miss t?

Miss t?

Uniqua:
(evil chuckle)

Looking for someone,
mr. Secret?

Pablo:
lady in pink.

Very, very clever.

Uniqua:
thank you for collecting
the three containers for me.

Now please bring them to me
at my secret hideout.

And what makes you think
I would do that?

Let's just say,
a little hippo told me.

Tasha:
agent secret!

Miss t!

What have you
done with her?

Oh, nothing yet.

But I have been
dying to try out

My brand new tickle table!

Agent secret, help!

All right, lady in pink,
you win.

I'll bring you
the three containers.

(Laughs)

I'm glad to see that you can
be reasonable, mr. Secret.

Bring them
to my secret hideout

Right away

Or somebody's going
to get tickled.

(Evil laugh)

Laugh, henchman.

Both:
(laugh)

(Dialling beeps)

Austin:
hi, agent secret!

Oh. Uh, hi.

Can I speak to austin,
please?

Agent secret,
it's me!

Oh, wow!
Good disguise!

So, what's up?

Austin, I'm going
to need your help.

I think I might want
to order a pizza.

Well henchman,

It looks like
I've won again.

Mr. Secret will be here
any minute now

And then the three containers
will be mine.

And then the recipe
for disaster?

Mm-hmm.

(Doorbell dings)

Ah!
There he is now!

Let him in.

(Remote beeps)

(Mechanical whirring)

Good evening,
lady in pink.

You're looking...

Evil tonight.

Ah, mr. Secret.

How nice of you
to visit me

In my secret hideout.

Now please hand over
the containers.

Not yet.
Where's miss t?

Oh, very well.

Henchman?

(Remote beeps)

(Whirring)

Miss t!

Agent secret,
I'm not important.

Whatever you do,
don't give her the containers.

Don't worry about me,
I can take it.

Activate the tickle table.

(Remote beeps)

(Screams) no!

Give them to her!
Give them to her!

I don't want
to be tickled!

Help!

You heard the hippo.

Give me the containers.

Only if you give me
the remote control.

(Screams)
agent secret!

Very well.

Slide the containers
over to me

And my henchman will slide you
the remote control.

On the count of three.

Ready? Three!

Thank you!
(Evil laugh)

(Screams) no!

No, I'm really ticklish!

Hey! No fair!

Oh, relax,
mr. Secret.

Whew!

Now let her go!

Just a second,
just a second.

Let me look
at these.

Please, mr. Secret,
sit down.

You're making me nervous.

Oh!

(Evil chuckle)

Hey!

(Whirs)

Oh no!

Pablo:
you tricked me!

Of course I did,
silly.

I'm evil.

And now I'm going to see
what's inside these containers!

And there's nothing you can do
to stop me!

**

Uniqua and tyrone:
* a recipe for disaster *

* I'm putting it together
, , *

Uniqua and tyrone:
* a recipe for disaster *

* A disaster brought
to you by me! *

* And now the moment
of truth has arrived *

* Let's open container
number one *

* I can't wait to find out
what's hidden inside! *

* Oh my gosh

* This is going
to be fun! *

It's a glass?

Uniqua and tyrone:
* it's a glass,
a glass *

* What can it be for?

Uniqua:
* it's gonna be good,
I mean bad *

* A beautiful glass
and it's mine all mine *

* No wonder the good guys
look sad *

* A recipe for disaster *

* I'm putting it together
, , *

* A recipe for disaster

* A disaster brought to you
by me *

Uniqua and tyrone:
* let's take a look
in the second container *

* And find out
what else we will find *

Uniqua:
* what can it be
that goes into a glass *

* I'm so happy
I'm losing my mind *

* Milk?

Uniqua:
* it's milk,
it's milk *

* Why of course
it is *

* I can fill up the glass
with the stuff *

* Lovely white milk
and it's mine all mine *

* But out of 's
not enough! *

Uniqua and tyrone:
* a recipe for disaster

* I'm putting it together
, , *

Uniqua and tyrone:
* a recipe for disaster *

* A disaster brought
to you by me *

* Here in my hand
is the final container *

* What's inside?
What could it be? *

* Something to add
to a glass of milk *

* Let's see what's
in number three *

(Doorbell dings)

Oh, for evil's sake.

Who could that be?
(Remote beeps)

(Mechanical whirring)

Yo, anybody order
a pizza?

Yum! Pizza!

I didn't order a pizza.

Wait a minute!

You're with them!

You're... A good guy!

Oh, rats!

She saw right through
my disguise!

(Remote beeps)

Huh?

Whoa!

What? Wait.

So, no pizza?

(Chair whirs)

Oh well.
Sorry, agent secret.

Thanks anyway,
austin.

Uniqua:
that's it!

I've had enough
of you good guys!

Mr. Secret, I'm afraid
you've given me no choice.

Prepare to be tickled,
mr. Secret.

Oh no!

What do you want,
lady in pink?

Do you expect me
to talk?

Uniqua:
no, mr. Secret.

I expect you to laugh!

(Laughs)

Tyrone?

Oh! (Forced laugh)

Agent secret!

There's something
you should know,

Lady in pink.

Oh?
And what's that?

I'm not ticklish.

What?!
Not ticklish?!

We'll see about that!

(Remote beeps)

It won't do you any good,
lady in pink.

Why don't you
just let me go.

Never!

(Tickle chair rattles wildly)
(alarm blares)

Lady in pink!
No!

(Electricity shorts out)

Henchman tyrone!

Activate
the emergency lights!

(Clatters)

(Cat meows)

Tyrone:
I can't find the switch.

It's too dark!

Uniqua:
oh, for evil's sake,

I'll do it myself.

(Electricity fizzles)

(Gasps)

(Gasps)

Pablo:
looking for someone,
lady in pink?

Give me that container,
agent secret!

Ooh!

Ooh!

Tyrone, get it!

Oh.

Ooh!

Uh-oh.

Agent secret,
go long!

(Chair whirs)

(Thud)

(Clank)

Now what?

Run!

Agent secret,
she's getting away!

Austin:
oh no!

They're going up
to the roof!

**

Stand back,
agent secret.

I'm finally going to find out

What's inside this thing!

(Lock on container hisses open)

All:
chocolate syrup?

(Laughs)
yes! Of course!

Chocolate syrup!

That can only
mean one thing.

You're gonna make...

All:
chocolate milk!

And there's absolutely
nothing you can do

To stop me.

Not even you,
mr. Secret!

(Laughs)

But that's not
a disaster.

That's delicious.

It certainly is.

My own delicious glass
of chocolate milk!

And it's mine!

All mine!

(Laughs)

(Clock bell chimes loudly)

(Gasps)

No!

Noooo!

Out of my way!

Lady in pink,
be careful!

It's not worth it!

I want that
chocolate syrup!

It's mine!
Do you hear me?

Mine!

(The clock hand cranks)

Whoa!

Noooo!

All:
(gasp)

Ahhhhh!

Boss!
I mean, lady!

Ahhhhh!

Pablo:
I think I'll have that
pizza to go now, austin.

Sure thing,
agent secret.

Excuse me, everyone.

Gotta rocket.

Check this out.

(Bleeps)

Lady!

Cool!

Lady!

Pablo:
mind if I drop in?

Uniqua:
(gasps)

All:
hooray! Yeah!

Agent secret,
you...you saved me?!

Of course I did.
I'm a good guy.

All:
hooray! Woo hoo!
All right!

It's too bad
that you're so evil,

Lady in pink.

You're extremely clever.

You'd have made
an excellent

International super spy.

Really?

I always wanted to be
a super spy.

More than anything!

You do?

I certainly didn't
expect that.

Well, you know
what you always say,

"Always expect...

Both:
the unexpected."

(Laughing)

Tasha:
(laughs)

Excellent work,
agent secret.

You've done it again.

All in a days work,
miss t.

Uh-oh. We've got
another problem.

Oh?
And what's that?

How are we going to make
chocolate milk

Without a spoon
to stir it with?

All:
(gasp)

Oh, for goodness sake!

Oh no!

My friends,
there's more than one way

To mix chocolate milk.

Shaken.

(Milk sloshes)

I'd like to propose
a toast.

To the newest members

Of the international super spy
agency.

Agent pink
and agent tyrone!

All:
hooray!

(Slurp)

Tasha:
mmm!

Tyrone:
mm-mmm.

Awesome!

Scrumptious!

Yummy!

Pablo:
* now the world is safe

* From danger

* And everything's okay

* The world's most evildoer

* May have learned
something today *

* I'm glad that
I'm a good guy now *

* It feels really nice

Uniqua and tyrone:
* we see that it's
better to be good *

* Now that we're
super spies *

All:
* international super spy

* Super spy

* Super spy *

* The good guys won

* And you know why? *

* We're international

* Super spies

All:
(giggling)

Pablo:
(stomach growls)

Was that
your stomach?

Uh-huh.

Still hungry,
agent secret?

I sure am,
agent p!

For more chocolate milk!

And cookies!

All:
yeah! Cookies! Come on!

Pablo:
check this out.

Tasha:
cool.

All:
(giggle)

Tyrone:
that was a super
international adventure,

Don't you think?

Pablo:
sure was!

Yeah!

Uh-huh!

You said it!

Backyardigans:
* we've got the whole wide world
in our yard to explore *

* Now it's time for us
to have a snack *

* Meet you next time
when we're back *

* With your friends

* The backyardigans! *

Austin, tasha and uniqua:
see you later!
See you!

Pablo:
see you next time!

Tyrone:
later!

Pablo:
shaken!