01x01 - Call a Clambulance!

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Bubble Guppies". Aired: January 24, 2011 - present.*
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01x01 - Call a Clambulance!

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♪ Gup-gup-guppies

♪ Bubble bubble bubble

♪ Guppy guppy guppy

- Bubble!
- Bubble!

- Guppy!
- Guppy!

Clap! Clap!

All:
bubble guppies!

- I'm molly.

- I'm gil.

- I'm goby.

- I'm deema.

- I'm oona.

- I'm nonny.

Arf! Arf!

Both:
bubble puppy!

♪ Bub-bub-bubble

♪ Gup-gup-guppies

♪ Bubble bubble bubble

♪ Guppy guppy guppy

- Bubble!
- Bubble!

- Guppy!
- Guppy!

Clap! Clap!

All:
bubble guppies!

Clap! Clap!

Bubble guppies!

- Hi!

- Vrooom!
Varoooooom!

Vroom!
Vroom!

- Where's that sound
coming from?

- Vroom! Vroom!
Vroom!

- It's my friend avi!

Come on!

- Hello, oona.

- Hello.

Hi, avi!

- Hi, oona!

Hey, watch how fast I can go!

Vroom! Vroom!
Vroom!

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

- Be careful, avi.

- Vroom! Vroom!

Vroom! Vroom!

Vroom! Vroom! Vroom!

Clunk!

Ow!

- Avi!

Are you okay, honey?

- Mommy, my tail hurts.

- Is he okay?

- I think so.

I'm gonna call a doctor,
okay, honey?

- Okay, mommy.

[Phone rings]

- Hospital.

- Hello, my son
just fell off his tricycle

And hurt his tail.

- I fell.

- We'll send a clambulance
right away.

- Thank you.

- We got to make sure
avi's okay,

So we're taking him
to the hospital

To see the doctor.

- I'm scared.

- It'll be okay, avi.

We just want the doctor
to make sure

You didn't break your tail.

- Yeah, the doctor
will take care of you,

And everything will be okay.

[Siren wails]
listen.

Here comes the clambulance.

[Siren wailing]

- What happened here?

- He fell off his tricycle.

- We better get an x-ray
of your tail.

- They're taking him
to the hospital

To see the doctor.

Bye, avi!

- Bye, oona.

- Bye-bye.

[Siren wails]

- I think he's going to be okay.

Come on!

- Hi, there!

- Hi!

- Hi!

- Hello!

Arf!

[Together]
good morning, mr. Grouper!

- Well, good morning, everyone!

- Mr. Grouper!
Mr. Grouper!

- What is it, oona?

Is everything okay?

- Avi fell off his tricycle!

Kids: oh, no!

- Is he all right?

- I don't know.

The clambulance
took him to the hospital

Because he hurt his tail.

- The doctor at the hospital

Is probably
going to take an x-ray.

- An x-ray?

- What's that?

- An x-ray is a picture
of your bones.

- That's right.

- Fish have bones?

- Some do.

Avi has bones
just like you and me!

- I have an el-bone.

- That's your elbow.

But there is a bone in there.

[Tapping]
feel that?

Bones are hard,

And you can feel them
through your skin.

- I can feel mine!

- Me too!

- Feel the bone in your elbow.

- Mr. Grouper,
where else do we have bones?

- Let's think about it.

Where do we have bones?

- I have bones in my--

- Hand!

- That's right.

The bones in your hands
allow you to pick things up.

- I have a bone in my--

Head!

- Everybody does.

It's called your skull,
and it protects your brain.

- I have bones in my--

- Tail!
Just like avi.

- The bones in your tails
help you swim.

- Everybody has bones
inside of them!

- ♪ If I didn't have bones

♪ I couldn't jump, run, swim,
sit, or stand ♪

♪ My arm wouldn't have
an elbow to bend ♪

♪ If I didn't have my bones

♪ Knuckles and ankles and knees
are all joints ♪

♪ And the bones in my fingers
help me to point ♪

All: ♪ gotta bunch of bones
inside me ♪

♪ Gotta bunch of bones
inside me, yeah ♪

♪ A whole bunch of bones
that everyone owns ♪

♪ Underneath the skin we're in

♪ My arms would flop

♪ My shoulders would slump

♪ My fingers would mush

♪ I'd be one big lump

♪ Without my bones
I'd be like gelatin ♪

♪ Thank goodness
for my skeleton ♪

♪ Gotta bunch of bones
inside me ♪

♪ Gotta whole bunch of bones

♪ Gotta bunch of bones
inside me, yeah ♪

♪ A bunch of bones

♪ A whole bunch of bones
that everyone owns ♪

♪ Underneath the skin
we're in ♪

♪ Gotta whole bunch of bones!

♪ Gotta bunch of bones
inside me ♪

♪ A bunch of bones

♪ Gotta bunch of bones
inside me, yeah ♪

♪ Gotta whole bunch of bones

♪ A bunch of bones
that everyone owns ♪

♪ Underneath the skin we're in

♪ Underneath the skin
we're in ♪

[Applause]

- Hi, I'm dr. Deema.

Let's go take a look
at oona's x-rays.

- Hello, doctor.

- Hello, patient!

Your x-rays are ready.

Let's take a look at your bones.

Hmm...

A little hard
to tell them apart.

Okay, as you can see
in this x-ray of oona's head--

- Um, excuse me, doctor,

But that's not an x-ray
of my head.

- It's not?

Well, then, what is it?

What does this look like?

Both: a dinosaur!

- Yeah!

That's a dinosaur's head.

- A dinosaur, huh?

Which one is an x-ray
of oona's head?

Both: that one!

- That's right!

That's an x-ray of my head.

But doctor, what about my body?

- Hmm...

The body...

Ah!
Here we go!

- Perfect.

- Does that look right to you?

Both: no!

- No.

That's not my body.

The body in that x-ray
has two legs.

I have a tail!

- Really?

How about this one?

- Does that look right to you?

Both: no.
That's a fish!

- That's not my body.

- Of course it isn't!

Uh...
Hmmm...

Which one is the x-ray
of oona's body?

Both: that one!

- Aha!

- That's it!

That's my x-ray.

Thank you!

- You're welcome!

- Excuse me, doctor.

What time is it?

- It's time for lunch.

- ♪ What time is it?

[Together]
♪ it's time for lunch!

- ♪ What time is it?

- ♪ It's time for lunch!

- ♪ What time is it?

- ♪ It's time for lunch!

- ♪ It's lunchtime!

- ♪ Hey, what's for lunch?

- Hey, dr. Nonny.

What did you get for lunch?

- An egg salad sandwich.

What about you, dr. Goby?

- I got a cheese sandwich!

What did you get, dr. Gil?

[Siren wails]

- A hambulance on rye?

[Giggles]

[All giggle]

- A hambulance.

That's silly!

- Everyone has bones
inside them.

And all your bones together
are called your skeleton.

- Hello, molly!

I am a skeleton.

- Hi, skeleton.

- You're not scared?

- Not really.

Skeletons aren't scary.

They're just bones.

We all have bones just like that
inside of us.

Look.

- Wha--what's that?

- My skeleton.

- Skeleton?

- Uh-huh.

My bones.

Hello, gilly!

- [Screams]

[Screams]

[Screams]

- [Giggles]

Come on!

- [Mimics siren wailing]

Clambulance coming through.

[Mimics siren wailing]

- That should do it.

How do you feel, clam?

- My boo-boos are better.

- Hey!

What's going on here?

- We're pretending
that clam's sick.

- I want to be sick.

Ooh.
[Moans]

- [Giggles]
yeah! Me too.

[Groaning]

- Uh-oh!
Sick guppies!

- You can be sick too,
mr. Grouper.

- Mm...

Okay.

I suddenly don't feel so well.

Blech!

- [Giggles]

- Uh-oh!

Going over.

It doesn't look good.

- [Laughing]
- I don't feel so good!

- Ooh! My tummy.

- [Giggles]
- my tummy!

- Hey, oona,
don't you want to be sick too?

- No, thank you.

- Oona,
are you worried about avi?

- Uh-huh.

What if he broke his tail?

- Well, if the x-rays show
any broken bones,

Then the doctor will put a cast
on it so it can heal.

- I went to the doctor once.

- What did she do?

- She told me to open my mouth
and say "ahh!"

[Laughter]

- What else do doctors do?

- Let's think about it.

What do doctors do?

- Sometimes doctors use
a flashlight

To look into your--

- Ear!
- Yep.

And they use a stethoscope
to listen to your--

[Heart beating]

- Heart!

- That's right.

And they use a thermometer
to take your--

- Temperature.

- Uh-huh!

- And sometimes
you have to get a shot.

Both: yow!

- sh*ts hurt.

- Yeah, they do.

But sh*ts are important.

They keep you from getting sick.

- Hey, everybody!

Dr. Goby wants to dance!

- Do the check-up!

♪ Well, the doctor says
"hi, come on in ♪

♪ You're lookin' real good,
how have you been? ♪

♪ You've gotten so big
and look so strong ♪

♪ See if you can dance
to my check-up song." ♪

♪ Yeah, stick out your tongue
and say "ahh!" ♪

Girls: ahh!

- ♪ Stick out your tongue
and say "ahh!" ♪

Girls: ahh!

- ♪ Stick out your tongue
and say "ahh!" ♪

Girls: ahh!

- Do the check-up!

♪ Well you're looking good,
your throat looks fine ♪

♪ Your tonsils and tongue
have a healthy shine ♪

♪ Come on!
Come on! ♪

♪ Let's see what's next

♪ We're gonna check your leg
for your knee reflex ♪

♪ Now, kick out your leg
like this ♪

Girls: kick!

- ♪ Kick out your leg
like this ♪

Girls: kick!

- ♪ Kick out your leg
like this ♪

Girls: kick!

- Come on and do the check-up!

♪ Well, you're looking good,
that kick is strong ♪

♪ Should have no trouble dancing
to the check-up song ♪

♪ Keep movin' and groovin'
yourself along ♪

♪ We're gonna
check your weight ♪

♪ So where do you belong?

♪ Yeah, get on the scale
with a hop ♪

Girls: hop!

- ♪ Get on the scale
with a hop ♪

Girls: hop!

- ♪ Get on the scale
with a hop ♪

Girls: hop!

- Do the check-up!

♪ Everybody say...
All: "ahh!" ♪

[Cheers and applause]

- Line up, everybody!

It's time to go outside!

- Come on!
- Outside!

♪ Outside, everybody, outside

♪ Line up, everybody

♪ Line up, line up

♪ Line up my
gup-gup-gup-gup guppies ♪

♪ Everybody get out

♪ Get, get, get up

♪ Get out
get everybody ♪

♪ Go outside

♪ Here we go here we go
here we go ♪

♪ Everybody line up

♪ Here we go outside

♪ Everybody let's go
g-go go g-get out out ♪

♪ Out, out, out, out, out, out,
outside ♪

Bubble guppies!

- I'm a doctor.

- Me too.

- A jungle doctor!

- Yeah!

- Once upon a time...

Pop!

There were two jungle doctors.

Their job was to take care
of every animal in the jungle.

- Dr. Deema, pull over!

A patient!

- Hi, elephant.

- Are you okay?

- Doh.

I have a--a--
ahh-choo!

Excuse me.
[Sniffles]

I have a cold.

- Dr. Gil,
this elephant has a cold.

Let's get out the medical kit.

- Yes, dr. Deema.

- We need your help
to figure out

What this patient needs.

How should we help the elephant
feel better?

Should we give her a tissue,

An ice pack,

Or a bandage?

Both: a tissue!

- You're right!

This patient needs a tissue.

- [Blows nose]

Thank you, doctor.

I feel better already.

- You're welcome!

- Good job, doctor.

- Thank you, doctor.

- G-g-g--

Both: gorilla!

- Let's get of here!

- I think we lost him.

- Doctor, look!

- A patient!

Pull over!

- Hi, hippo.

- You okay?

- No.

I hurt my knee.

- Let's take a look.

Mm-hmm...

What happened here?

- I fell down.

- Dr. Deema?

This hippo scraped his knee.

Let's get out the medical kit.

- Yes, dr. Gil.

- We need your help to figure
out what this patient needs.

How should we help

The hippo with the scraped knee
feel better?

Should we take his temperature,

Put a cast on his leg,

Or give him a bandage?

[Together] a bandage!

- You're right.

This patient needs a bandage.

- Here you go, doctor.

- Thank you, doctor.

- My boo-boo feels better.

Both: great!

- Good job, doctor.

- Thank you, doctor.

- G-g-g--

Both: gorilla!

Let's get of here!

- I think we lost him.

- Doctor, look!

- Another patient?

- No!

A cliff!

[Both scream]

Screech!

- Wowzer!

That was a close one!

- Doctor!
The medical kit!

- Oh, no!

Crash!

- Now what do we do, doctor?

- I don't know.

What do you think we should do?

- I don't know.

- What do you think
we should do?

G-g-g--

Both: gorilla!

- He's going to eat us!

- Gorillas don't eat people.

- Oh.

Well, in that case...

What seems to be the trouble?

- [Sighs sadly]

- Doctor!

We don't have our medical kit!

- I don't think we need
the medical kit, doctor.

This patient isn't sick.

Are you?

- I'm a little bit sad.

- Sad?

How come?

- Because I wanted
to play with you,

But you kept running away.

- We thought
you were gonna eat us.

- Huh.
Gorillas don't eat people.

- That's what I said!

- Doctor, I think
we owe this gorilla an apology.

Both: we're sorry.

- Will you play with me?

- Why, of course we will!

Come here!

- Aww, that's nice.

Both: aww.

- And in conclusion,

The jungle doctors made
all the animals feel better,

And everyone
lived happily ever after.

[Cheers and applause]
- yay!

- Doctors take care of us
and help us stay healthy!

- Say "ahh."

- Ahh!

- Very good.

Next?

- What are you doing, gil?

- That's dr. Gil.

Say "ahh."

- Ahh.

- Mm-hmm.

Next.

- What are you doing,
dr. Gil?

- I'm examining these patients.

Say "ahh."

- Ahh!

- Very good.

Next.

It's important to get a check-up
even when you're not sick.

Say "ahh."

Uh-oh.
- Ahh.

- Whoa!

- Gilly?

- I'm okay.

- [Giggles]

- Molly! Molly!
Come on!

We're going to go visit avi
at the hospital!

Both: the hospital!

- Hey!

It's mr. Grouper
and the bubble guppies!

I'll bet you're here to
see our littlest patient, avi.

- Yes, we are!

- He's on the fifth floor.

You can take the elevator.

- Thank you!

- You're very welcome.

- Thank you!
- Thank you!

- Thank you!
- Thank you!

- Thank you!
- Thank you!

Ding!

- Okay...

We have to go
to the fifth floor.

That means floor number--

All: five!

- Help us find
avi's hospital room.

Which button is number five?

- Yeah!
That one.

- That's the one.

Press it.

Ding!

- Now help us
count to number five.

All: one.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Five!

- Here we are!

Let's go to avi's room.

[Knocking at door]

- Come in!

- Hi, avi.

- Oona!

All: hi, avi!

- Thank you for coming,
everyone.

- We wanted to make sure avi
was feeling better.

- Wow, avi.

You have a lot of visitors.

- That's the doctor.

- How is he doing, doctor?

- He's doing just fine.

He broke a bone in his tail
when he fell off his tricycle,

But we fixed him right up,
didn't we, avi?

- Uh-huh!

Look!

All: ooh!

- What's that?

- Oh, that's avi's cast.

It'll help the bones
in his tail heal.

Both: cool!

- Want to sign my cast?

- Uh-huh!

- Me too.
- Yeah, can I sign it too?

- Can I draw something?

- I'm drawing a picture.
[Giggling]

- [Giggles]

- [Giggles]

- Okay, avi.

You can go now.

- Thank you, doctor.

- Take care of that tail.

- I will!

- Wait!

Avi can't go yet!

- How come?

- We haven't done
our doctor dance.

Hit it!

[Upbeat pop music]

- ♪ Thanks to the doctor
you've got a new cast ♪

- ♪ Now the bones in your tail
can heal really fast ♪

- ♪ Gotta bunch of bones
inside me ♪

- ♪ Got a whole bunch of bones

- ♪ Gotta bunch of bones
inside me too ♪

- ♪ A bunch of bones

All: ♪ a bunch of bones
that everyone owns ♪

♪ Underneath the skin we're in

- One more time!

All: ♪ underneath the skin
we're in ♪

- Doctors really can help make
you feel better.

- I know!

Maybe I'll be a doctor someday.

I'll listen to heart beats
and take x-rays--

- Uh, gilly--

- What else do doctors do?

Oh, yeah,
they make you say "ahh."

- Ahh!
- Whoa!

- I'm okay!

- [Giggles]

[Together] ♪ bub-bub-bubble

♪ Gup-gup-guppies

♪ Bubble bubble bubble

♪ Guppy guppy guppy

- Bubble!
- Bubble!

- Guppy!
- Guppy!

Clap! Clap!

All:
bubble guppies!

Inside me ♪

♪ Gotta bunch of bones
inside me, yeah ♪

♪ A bunch of bones
that everyone owns ♪

♪ Underneath the skin we're in

♪ Underneath
the skin we're in ♪
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