03x05 - The Pirate Puzzle Problem/The Scrap of Map Problem

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Peg + Cat". Aired: October 7, 2013 - April 23, 2018.*
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03x05 - The Pirate Puzzle Problem/The Scrap of Map Problem

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- ♪♪ One, two!
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One two three!
- Yeah c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four five six!
- Hey what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine!
- Woah! What comes next ♪

- ♪ Uh, ten?
- Ten ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
- Woo hoo!

- (parrot): AWK!

♪♪♪

- Maties and gentlemen!

- Buoys and girls!

- Ahoy and a-hey
and a-welcome, I say!

I'm Peg, this is Cat--

- How arrrrrre ya?

- And we're on a pirate ship!

- Tell 'em why, tell 'em why!

- To have a play date with
four friendly pirates: Captain!

- Please'd ta meet ya.

- Matey!
- 'allo there, you all right?

- Buckler!

- Buckler by name, Buckler
by nature! I've got a buckle.

- Grey Beard!
- Nice to meet me!

- It's "nice to meet you,"
Grey Beard.

- You too, Cap'n!

- And last but not least...
the Parrot!

- A pirate hat that
doesn't stink! GIMME!

- This is our first pirate play
date on a pirate ship,

and we really want it
to be perfect!

- Mmm-hmm!
- Well c'mon, then,

I'll give ye the grand tour!

Here's our treasure!
- Oooooh!

- And this is a map
to even more treasure!

- Ahhh!

- And that concludes our tour.

- I'd like to take a tour around
that hat! AWK!

- Aaaaah!
- Well, what should we play

on our pirate play date?
- GET DOWN!

- Great idea!
We love "Get Down!"

- Not the game.
I mean, get down!

(Boom!)
- Oh no!

- Bein' a pirate means avoidin'
the occasional cannon ball

from your pirate neighbours.
Ooh! They're a rowdy bunch!

- Heh. Wow.

- Say why don't we make
a jewel puzzle?

- Woohoo!
- Great idea!
- Oh yeah!

- OK, a jewel puzzle it is!
How do we make one?

- We need to place all
the jewels together,

so that they make a smiley face!
- But they don't...

fit... together! C'mon!
Fit, I tell ya!

They're broken!
- Oh no!

- What do we do?!
- Woe is me!

- The horror!
- ♪ ARRRRRRRR ♪

- Uh-oh! I think the pirates
are getting cranky!

And when they get cranky...

- We sing really bad!

- ♪ Arrrrrrr ♪

- This is terrible! We can't
have a perfect pirate play date

if the pirates are all cranky!

- And this Parrot keeps trying
to steal my hat!

- THIS IS A BIG PROBLEM!

- Arrrrrrrr...!
- Good thing I have

my special earplugs, specially
molded to fit perfectly

in my special ears.

- Cat, that's it!
- What? SPEAK UP!

- The pirates just need
to find shapes

that fit together perfectly.
- Uh huh.

- Like this earplug
and your ear!

- My what?
- Pirates!

You can't just shove
any two pieces together

and expect them to fit. You have
to look at their shapes first.

- See, this one has
a pointy tip.

So it can fit with a piece
that goes in.

Like...
- This one!

- Amazing!
- Superb!

- Well, I'll be!
- Wow.

- I GET IT!
♪♪ If you've got a pointy out ♪

- ♪ Find a pointy in ♪

- ♪ A curvy fits a curvy...
- Like a missing twin ♪

- ♪ Don't matter if
it's square, or round ♪

- ♪ Or like a mandolin ♪

- ♪ Every piece has got
its mate ♪

♪ A mate through
thick and thin ♪

- I think they're getting it!

- It's starting to look
like... something!

♪♪♪

- ♪ A jiggy jaggy piece...
- Fits with a jaggy jig ♪

- ♪ A piece shaped like a head ♪

- ♪ Fits a piece shaped
like a wig ♪

- ♪ Like a cap goes
on a pirate ♪

- ♪ And this thingy fits
right in ♪

- ♪ Every piece has
got its mate ♪

♪ A mate through
thick and thin ♪♪

WE DID IT! Arrrrr!

- These pirates catch on quick!

- They sure do! And so...

♪ Problem solved!
- The problem is solved ♪

♪ We solved the problem!
Problem solved ♪

- AWK! Not quite.

- Right! He's missin' his tooth!
Oi, we can just use this!

Pop it off and pop it in...

And bob's yer uncle!
- Yay!

That silly buckle was finally
good for something!

- "Silly buckle"?

It's not silly - it's dignified!

Stately! Me MUM gave it to me!

And yer beard smells
like seaweed.

- What?
- Oh yeah. I went there.

- Well... I'd rather have
a smelly beard

than a silly buckle!
- I'm never playing

with ye again!
- And I'm never

playing with you!
- Arr!

- Uh... Grey Beard and Buckler
don't want to play

with each other!
- But we came to play

with four pirates, not two!

That's not a perfect
pirate play date!

That's a REALLY BIG PROBLEM!

- Don't worry, Peg!
They won't be able to resist

a game of GET DOWN!
- No!

- Ahh!
- Awk!

- No, not a cannonball!
I mean the game Get Down.

- All right!
- Woohoo!

- ♪♪ Get Down! Get Down ♪

- ♪ The craziest game in town ♪

- ♪ You twist like this!
- And ya twist like this ♪

- ♪ Don't wind up
on the ground ♪

- ♪ Everybody loves Get Down ♪♪

- So ya spin the dial,

and put yer hand or foot
on the shape the arrow lands on.

- Whoever holds his pose longest

is the winner!
- All right!

- Blue triangle!

- Red square!

- Green circle!

- Silver rhombus!
Nggh! Is it working?

- Hey Grey Beard and Buckler!

Don't you want to play
Get Down with us?

- Yeah! Agh!
It's really... fun!

- I'm not playin' if
Grey Beard's allowed to play!

'Cause he's a stinky-
ninny-noony head!

- Whoa.
- Vice-versa,

ditto, times a million!

- Nuts! It isn't working!

- I guess some pirates just
be prone to the crankies

more than others.

- Oi! I win!
- No you didn't.

We all stopped playing.
- I didn't.

And I held me pose the longest.
Rules is rules.

- Rules is rules only while
the game be going on!

And it weren't going on!
- Who says?!
- I says!

- Well, I'm never playin'
with ye again!

- Well, that shouldn't be
too hard,

since I'm never
playin' with ye!

- Oh no! Now none of the pirates
will play with each other!

- And since we're never playin'
together again

- I'm takin' my share
of the jewels!

- Me too!
- Me 'free!
- Me three too!

- Wait, Pirates!
There's more to life

than just jewels and treasure!
- She's right!

There's also this map,
to more treasure!

- Gimme that!
- 'Tis mine!
- Let's have it!

My map!
- Uh oh. That's, uh...

That's bad, isn't it?
- Yes!

And the Pirates are still
fighting! There's absolutely

nothing they want to play
on our play date!

- Get down! AWK!
- We already played that!

- Not the game, I mean get down!

- Och! We're done for!
- History!

- Scuppered!
- Sunk! Or at least sinking!

- ♪ ARRRRRRR ♪

- This is terrible!

The pirates are cranky,
and the ship is wrecked!

This is the worst
pirate play date ever!

I am totally freaking out!

(Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong! Tweet!)
- Cat's right.

I should count backwards
from five to calm down.

Five, four,

three, two,

one!

Cat! That's it, you genius!

We can put the pieces
of the ship together,

just like we did
with the jewel puzzle!

- Whoa.
- Whaddaya mean?

The jewels are flat shapes.
- And the pieces of the ship

are, y'know, not flat.

- 'Tis true.
They're solid, they are!

- Right, but they still work
just like the puzzle!

And we can make them fit
if you all work together.

- "Work together"?
With Matey?! Never!

- Double never!
- And I'm not working

next to that stinky beard!

- Nor I, next to
that silly buckle!

- But you've done
so much together!

You've buried treasure!
You've un-buried treasure!

You've sung really badly
together!

- Yeah!
- You're a team!

- She's right! About us,
and about the pieces.

Look! My piece of
the ship is pointy!

- And mine goes in!
I'm comin' to ya, Captain!

♪♪♪

- ♪♪ If you've got a pointy out,
then you find a pointy in ♪

- ♪ A curvy fits a curvy,
just like a missing twin ♪

- ♪ Even if you have a fight,
just take it on the chin ♪

♪ Every piece has got a mate,
a mate through thick and thin ♪♪

- Well, I'll be! The pieces
really did fit together,

just like a puzzle!
- Even tho' they weren't flat!

- Nggh! Can't keep this rope
taut forever!

Could use some help! Awk!

- Wait! I know what will work:
my buckle!

- Buckler, I take back
everything I said.

That buckle IS beautiful.

- And I LOVE the smell
of seaweed mixed with beard!

Well, it's ok, at least.

- I'm sorry I made fun
of your accent!

- Oi, put it der, mush,
we'ar sordid it out.

- Eh, not sure what that
meant... but I like ye!

- Except for one thing:
we lost our secret treasure map.

- You mean this one?
- Ramone!

What are you doing here?
- We were filming

the Pig's video,
when these blew by.

- The pieces of the pirates'
map! Ramone, you're amazing!

- I do what I can.

- There. Completely safe!

- I'm sorry we didn't
end up having

the perfect pirate
play date, everyone.

- Sure we did, Peg! We argued!

- We sang off-key!
- We broke the ship!

- And we fixed it again!
- What more do ye want

from a pirate play date?

- I never thought of it
like that.

- And most importantly,
we learned somethin'...

- ♪♪ Like pieces of a puzzle,
or a lock and key ♪

♪ Certain things in life
just fit together to a tee ♪

♪ So even if we fight a bit
and sometimes try to flee ♪

♪ It's simply true that I belong
with you, and you with me ♪

- ♪ Oh, we fit together,
and together we will stay ♪

♪ We will be together
for forever and a day ♪

- ♪ Even when we're cranky...
- We cannot stay away ♪

- ♪ 'Cause we fit together,
and together we will stay ♪

- ♪ Ha! Sure we have
our differences ♪

- ♪ Everybody does ♪

- ♪ We squabble over buckles ♪

- ♪ And fragrant facial fuzz ♪

- ♪ But when we've finished
fightin' ♪

♪ Can't remember what it was ♪

♪ A-got us fightin' in the first
place, probably because ♪

- ♪ We fit together,
and together we will stay ♪

- ♪ We will be together,
for forever and a day ♪

- ♪ Sometimes I cannot
understand ♪

♪ A word he has to say!
- We cannot stay away ♪

- ♪ 'Cause we fit together ♪

♪ And together we will stay ♪

- ♪ Together they will stay ♪♪

- AWK!

♪♪♪

- Arrrrrrr! What d'ye call
a pirate without a hat?

- What?
- I... dunno!

A hatless pirate?

Hee! Hee! Hee!
- He! He!

- I wonder what happened to
the pirates' treasure map.

- Huh. The world may never know!



- ♪♪ One, two!
A one, two, three, four ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

♪ Peg plus Cat ♪

- ♪ One two three!
- Yeah c'mon let's go ♪

- ♪ Four five six!
- Hey what do you know ♪

- ♪ Seven eight nine!
- Woah! What comes next ♪

-♪ Uh, ten?
- Ten ♪

- ♪ You're the best ♪

♪ We are two
Na na na na na ♪

♪ Me plus you
Na na na na na ♪

♪ We're Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus
- Cat ♪

- ♪ Peg plus Cat ♪♪
- Woo hoo!

- You bet it's a problem!
- We gots to find the map!

- That you tore up!
- Into little scraps!

♪♪♪

- ♪♪ Here were are!
Little more ♪

♪ Near the totem pole,
the rock, and the sea ♪

♪ Peg!
- And Cat!
- On the shore ♪

- ♪ For a picnic
that rocks totall-ee ♪

- ♪ Our cheese and pickle
sandwiches ♪

- ♪ Don't say we didn't
bring enough! ♪

- ♪ We brought enough and more!
We brought one, two, three ♪

- ♪ Four--
- Sandwiches for two eaters ♪

♪ Is a lot!
- And so ♪

♪ We've got A BIG PROBLEM ♪

- ♪ But it's only
a problem barely ♪

♪ We can share
the sandwiches fairly ♪

- ♪ One for me! One for you ♪

♪ Me! You!
- We each have two ♪

- ♪ Sooo... Problem solved! ♪

♪ The mmm mmm solved! ♪

- MMM!

♪ Fluttering in the air ♪

- ♪ Where?
- There ♪

- ♪ I don't care!
- From the pirate-y designs ♪

♪ I see it seems to me ♪

♪ This just might be
a piece of pirate treasure map ♪

- ♪ Treasure would be
a pleasure ♪

- To find the treasure,

we go eight steps to a rock
that has an X under it.

- ♪ Oh! Let's go ♪

- ♪ Where should we go ♪

- ♪ I don't know.
- There are rocks ♪

♪ All over the island!
- No ♪

- ♪ Since we don't have the rest
of the map to read ♪

♪ We don't know how to find
the rock we need ♪

- ♪ We'll have to check
under every rock ♪

- ♪ From shore to shore!
- My feet will be sore ♪

- ♪ We've got
a REALLY BIG ♪

♪ PROBLEM ♪

- ♪ But it's OK! It's a snap ♪

♪ You and me and
our little scrap of map ♪

- ♪ We'll find the treasure,
then we'll clap ♪

♪ For our scrap of map ♪♪

- I wonder who has the rest
of the map?

- ♪♪ Ooh! Look there!
- Where ♪

- ♪ On your knee!
- A little piece of paper ♪

♪ With a three!
- Ooh! It's a piece of map ♪

♪ That leads to
pirate treasure ♪

- ♪ Ooh! I like treasure
- Oh, please ♪

♪ I like treasure more
than cheese ♪

- ♪ So let's head
to Pirate Island ♪

- ♪ We'll grab our hats
And be off in a snap ♪

♪ You and me and our little
scrap of map ♪

- ♪ We're really lucky!
- It fell in your lap ♪

- ♪ You precious scrap of map ♪♪

- ♪♪ Mora!
- Tessa?! Jesse ♪

♪ There's a four
on Tessa's nose ♪

- ♪ This could lead
to pirate treasure ♪

- ♪ Treasure's better than,
like, clothes ♪

- ♪ Let's text our friend
our "Gotta go's" ♪

♪ And head out
in a snap ♪

- ♪ Three teens and
our rockin' scrap of map ♪

- ♪ This is cooler than a pizza!
- Or a mobile app ♪

- ♪ You rockin'-- Woot! Woot!
Scrap of map ♪♪

- ♪ BAA-AA-AAA ♪

- ♪ Pff-ff ♪

(snoring)

- ♪♪ Yo Dragon!
- Huh ♪

- ♪ Over here! You got a little
somethin' on your sphere ♪

- ♪ This six could lead
to treasure ♪

- ♪ Treasure? Sweet ♪

- ♪ I'll need you
to help me carry it ♪

- ♪ I, too, love treasure ♪

♪ If it had a tail,
I'd marry it ♪

- Whoa!
- ♪ We're off!
- Put me down! ♪

- ♪ In a snap!
- You're killin' me ♪

♪ I'm not a cap!
- With a hoppy and a skippy ♪

♪ And a tap tap tap!
- UGH! ♪

- ♪ Scrap of map ♪♪

- Mom? Can I go next door
to planet earth?

♪♪ I'll be back home
in time for my nap ♪

- OK, Richard!
- Woo hoo!

♪ Scrap of map ♪♪

- ♪♪ We're looking under
every rock ♪

♪ But not one has the X
that marks the spot ♪

- ♪ My feet are sore,
my legs are tired ♪

♪ My tail is weak
and my ears are very hot ♪

Urrgg!
- That's not a rock, Cat...

It's a gorilla head.

- ♪ AHH ♪

- ♪ SHH! If someone hears
we're after treasure ♪

♪ They might try to find
the treasure first ♪

- SHH!
- SHH!

- ♪ So I can't squeal? Or yelp?
Or whine out loud ♪

♪ Treasure hunting is
the worst ♪

- ♪ Without a whole map
It's hard finding stuff ♪

♪ A scrap of map
just isn't enough ♪

- ♪ Don't waste your strength
on that ♪

- ♪ It's not a rock?
- It seems to be a giant plum ♪

- ♪ Do I hear clicks?
- Your ears are playing tricks ♪

- ♪ A bench! Oh sweet,
I'll rest my bum ♪

- ♪ I see a piece of fruit
and another one ♪

♪ These moving fruits
confuse me ♪

- Pffff!
- ♪ Did you just make a sound ♪

- ♪ I don't think so,
if I did I'd say excuse me ♪

- ♪ That totem pole
has changed ♪

- ♪ It's really strange ♪

- ♪ I think the head on top
is loose ♪

- ♪ Reminds me of
our space friend, Richard ♪

- ♪ Yes it does!
If Richard were a moose ♪

- ♪ Without a whole map,
this search is rough ♪

♪ A scrap of map
just isn't enough ♪♪

- Ah!

Richard! Dragon!
- Toad?

- Misses Sheep?
- Baby Fox!

- BAAAAAA!
- Cat!
- Peg?

- Space creature?
- Teenagers!

- Teenagers?!
- Animals!
- Neighbor Ladies!

- ♪♪ What are you doing here ♪

♪ What am I doing here?
What are YOU doing here ♪

- Squawk!
- ♪ I came to find treasure ♪

♪ With a little scrap of map ♪

- ♪ But it's hard
when all you know ♪

- ♪ Is that you have to go...
- A few steps to or from ♪

- ♪ A gorilla head...
- Or plum ♪

- ♪ So you hide and hope...
- No one finds you
on the trail ♪

- ♪ And gets
the treasure first ♪

- ♪ It's the worst!
It's not a snap ♪

♪ To find your way
with a little scrap of map ♪

- ♪ I thought it was a gift!
- Shyeah! More like a trap ♪

- Baaa!
- Pffff!
- ♪ Scrap of map ♪

- ♪ I see the problem
and what we need to do ♪

- ♪ Tell us, Little Peggy!
- Tell us ♪

- ♪ Tell us!
- Oo oo oo ♪

- ♪ Working separately,
we'll never find the treasure ♪

♪ Let's team up,
all twelve of us together ♪

♪ We can re-make the map
the way I'm showing you ♪

♪ This sticks out!
- This goes in ♪

- ♪ Anybody have some glue ♪

- ♪ I do ♪

- ♪ Thanks, Ramone!
- I glue what I can ♪

- ♪ Our piece is wiggly!
- Ours is squiggly ♪

- ♪ Ours fits with these
like so ♪

- ♪ Ours fit below ♪
- Whoa!

- ♪ Working separately...
- We were stuck ♪

- ♪ Near defeat!
- But since we all teamed up ♪

- ♪ The map's complete ♪
- So...

- ♪ On your marks ♪

- ♪ Get set!
- Go ♪

- ♪ Start at the flag
on the shore ♪

- ♪ Pass three purple shells ♪

- ♪ One two three! To the--
- Gorilla head ♪

- ♪ Pass four flowers ♪

- ♪ One two three four ♪

♪ To the giant plum ♪
- Baaa!

- That means go five hops
in sheep.

- Pffff!
- Baa!

- Pffff!
- Baa!

- ♪ To the bench!
Pass six rocks ♪

♪ One two three ♪

♪ Four five six ♪

♪ To the--
- Banana tree ♪

- ♪ Pass seven lemons!
One two three ♪

♪ Four five six seven!
To the totem pole ♪

- ♪ Where do we go next?!
- Tell us ♪

- ♪ Scream it!
- Text ♪

- ♪ Go eight steps to
a rock above an X ♪

- ♪ One two three four five ♪

♪ Six seven eight!
- X marks the spot ♪

- ♪ So let's...
- Dig dig dig ♪

♪ Dig digga digga!
Dig dig dig dig ♪

- ♪ golden jewels ♪

- ♪ Lovely as a garden!
- Or a golden dome ♪

- ♪ So like, who gets
to take them home ♪

- ♪ I'll take !
You can all share ♪

♪ Sorry to treasure-hunt
and run ♪

- Yow!
- ♪ That's unfair sharing ♪

♪ Let's try a different kind!
- Sharing that's fair ♪

♪ Is what Peg has in mind ♪
- Oh, right...

- ♪ , , ,
, , ♪

- ♪ We each have one!
- Much fairer than none ♪

- ♪ , , ,
, , ♪

- ♪ , , , ♪

- ♪ Problem solved ♪

- ♪ , , , ♪

- ♪ The problem is solved!
- , , , ♪

We divided jewels fairly
among the of us so...

- ♪ We've each got !
- Woohoo ♪

- ♪ We solved the problem!
- Problem-- ♪♪

- WAAAAAAA!
- The pirates!

- We miss our treasure!
- Just knowing it was

always there,
in the ground waiting for us,

was so nice!

- This pirate treasure
is YOUR treasure?

- We found these jewels
by searching together!

- So that's why these jewels
mean so much to you...

- ♪♪ We were wrong to let
our map blow away ♪

- ♪ But give our treasure
back to us, OK ♪

- ♪ We'd like to but...
- We came so far to get it ♪

- ♪ If we return it,
we'll be sorry ♪

- ♪ If you don't,
you'll regret it!
- If we do we'll feel sad ♪

- ♪ If you don't we'll feel mad!
- Either way I'll feel bad ♪

- ♪ We are totally
freaking out ♪♪

- AWK!
(Ding! Dong! Ding! Dong!)

(Tweet!)
- Cat's right!

We should all count backwards
from five to calm down!

Five!
- ♪♪ Shoop de doo ♪

- Four, three!
- ♪ Shoop doo da a doo-wop ♪

- Two, one.
- ♪ A doo-wop a doo doo ah ♪♪

- Singing! That's it
you genius Cat!
- Huh?

- ♪♪ When you pirates
are happy ♪

♪ You sing from the heart!
- Our singing goes ♪

♪ From really bad...
- To musical art ♪

- ♪ Sing us a song
that's sweeter than a peach ♪

♪ And we'll pay for your singing
with two jewels each ♪

- ♪ We'd get back our treasure!
- We'd get a great song ♪

- ♪ We totally should!
- UGH! This better be good ♪♪

(Ship bell rings)

- ♪♪ I was on my own
searching far and wide ♪

♪ Couldn't get anywhere
'til you were by my side ♪

♪ Now we face the search
together ♪

♪ There's treasure
where it ends ♪

♪ And the treasure of time
with our friends ♪

- ♪ When I get stuck ♪

- ♪ I just might have a clue!
When I get confused ♪

- ♪ I'm there
to pull you through ♪

- ♪ We put our heads together!
- Each on his mate depends ♪

- ♪ We sail away to treasure
with our friends ♪

♪ Working as a team ♪

♪ Until the day is done!
It's smarter and it's quicker ♪

♪ And a lot more fun ♪

♪ We'll remember every journey
long after it ends ♪

- ♪ And treasure every day
we spent with friends ♪

- ♪ The golden treasure
of our time ♪

♪ With friends ♪♪

♪♪♪

- They all dropped everything
and came to that island?

- Ha!
- 'Cause of a little torn piece

of paper!
- I know!

- People are sooo cray cray
about treasure!

- Ha! People!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

- Start at the north pole,
go seven steps to an igloo...

- Start at the North Pole?
- Go seven steps?

- To the nearest igloo?
- That's our scrap!

- I want that treasure!
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