06x01 - Chuckie's Duckling/A Dog's Life

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( Snoring )

( Gasps )

( Kids laughing )

( Birds cheeping )

( Motor running )

( Quacks )

( Quacking )

( Quacks )

( Laughing and squealing )




( Sniffing )

( Barking )

( Quacking )

Grandpa:
"the champion checker player

"Can always be identified

"By his first move

Often employing the famous
spasky-lewis opening."

( Laughing )

Now this tournament
is in the bag.

I'm going to wipe the floor

With that cheating
conan mcnulty.

Hmm.

You're bad,
tootin' tommy.

You're bad,
mean and stinky.




Yeah, what you
gonna do about it?

Well, um, I'm... Uh...

Uh, I was kind of hoping you'd
just let me put you in jail.

Oh, okay, sheriff chuckie.

( Slams cell door )

Tommy, come play.

Oh, I'll be right back.

But, tommy

You're supposed to be in jail.

Sorry, chuckie, dill
wants to play, too.

( Gurgling )

( Gasps )

How come you're always bringing

Him over to play
with us, anyway?

'Cause I'm his
big brother.

Right, dilly?

( Gurgling )

Good-- ow!

But he's always

Getting in the way,
and... Ow!

Ow!

( Laughing, gurgling )

Sorry, chuckie.

Maybe I'll just play

By myself for a while.

Hey...

This will be fun.

( Grunts )

Oh...

Hey, what's this
doing in here?

( Gasps )

( Gasps )

Wow.

( Cheeping )

Uh-oh.

( Panicked panting )

( Duck cheeping )

( Sputtering )

( Screams )

Jumping jackrabbits!

Who's making all the ruckus?

Well, what
do you know?

A baby duck.

Seems like that little fellow's

Taken a liking to you, sprout.

You must have been there

When he came
out of his shell.

Makes them stick
to you like glue.

( Cheeps )

( Giggling )

That tickles.

( All laughing )

Peek-a-boo!

( Cheeping )

Where did you get
the chicken?

Herbert's not a chicken,
he's a duck.

He was just laying inside a egg
in the bushes

When I comed along
and found him.

Wow!
Wow!

Mine!

I think dill

Wants to see herbert.

Chuckie:
um, well...

You can pick him up
if you want

But, uh, but
you got to be real careful.

( Cheeping )

( Wailing )

Oh, don't cry, dill.

It's all right, herbert.

Hey, now chuckie's
a big brother too.

Yeah, I guess I am.

I sure appreciate
you keeping an eye
on the pups

While I go to
the protest, lou.

We'll teach those
condo-developing so-and-sos

Not to mess around
with mother nature.

Aw... Now,
you're not trying

That old spasky-lewis
opening, are you?

Yeah... Jump, jump.

Hmm, guess I'm going
to have to read more

Than the first chapter.

Chuckie:
okay, okay,
you guys

Watch this.

( All cheering )

Now, watch what he does.

( All cheering )

Come here, herbert.

( Cheeping )

That's amazing!

What else
does he do?

Well, he lets me
take care of him

And, and tell him he's cute
and wipe dirt off his mouth.

Look, chuckie.

Herbert's
taking a nap.

Hey, herbert, wake up!

We still got lots
of fun stuff to do.

Don't wake him up, chuckie.

Babies got to sleep.

I think he's okay.

You're not
the onliest big brother

Around here, you know?

Okay. But dill's always cranky

If he doesn't get his nap.

( Gurgling softly )

Herbert's not like dill.

I don't have to wait for him
to grow up to be fun.

He never tips hisself over

Or throws a rattle
at people's heads

Or gets in the way
like your brother does.

Four... 16, 11... Button...
Twenty-hundred...

Ready or not

Here I come!

( Cheeping )

Shh! You got to be quiet

Or lil's going to find us.

Lil:
hi, chuckie.

I heard your peeper.

( Laughing )

Peep, peep,
peep, peep.

Aw, thanks, herbert.

Just stay in there
for a while, okay?

How's your little brother,
chuckie?

Can I help?

No, thanks,
we're fine.

Right, herbert?

Mine!

Tommy:
ow!

( Laughing )

Please don't throw
the rattle at me again, dill.

( Chortling )

Okay, herbert.

Uh, ahem...

I mean...

Okay, herbert,
now please

Don't get out
of the cup again.

( Gasps )

( Cheeping )

( Groaning )

What's wrong, chuckie?

I don't want to be
a big brother no more.

But herbert
won't leave me alone.

( Cheeping )

Oh, what am I going to do?

If we teached herbert
how to be a grown-up duck

Then he wouldn't need
a big brother anymore.

Hey, that's
a great idea.

Does he know how to eat?

I sawed him eat some worms.

Yum!

Um, does know how to swim?

Yeah.

Then, alls we need to do
is teach him to talk.

Quack...
Quack...
Quack...

Quack, quack.

( Cheeping )

Close enough.

Okay, herbert,
you're all grown up now.

It's time to say good-bye.

All:
good-bye, herbert.

Aw, it's not working!

Yeah, looks like

You're going to be
a big brother forever.

( Groans )

Huh, ha, huh, ha.

Mcnulty won't cheat his way
out of this one.

That checkers trophy
is as good as mine.

All right, kids, listen up.

We're going to the park.

Well, herbert, I'm going
with tommy's grandpa.

So you're just going
to have to do

Whatever
little duckies do

Till I get back, okay?

( Babbling )

( Squealing and giggling )

( Herbert cheeping )

( All singing )

( Horn beeps )

( Giggling )

What in tarnation...?

Ooh! Settle down there,
young fella.

( Both laughing )

I'll get it!

( Cheeping )

Oh, no!
What are you doing here?

Aw, this is just great.

( Duck quacking in distance )

Herbert followed me
to the park

And I'm never going to get
to play by myself again.

I'll always be feeding him
and washing him and...

Hey... Guys!

Where are you going?

Phil:
look, herbert found a family.

( Herbert cheeping )

I bet they'll have fun
together, huh, chuckie?

Yeah... Uh, uh...

Lots of fun.

You ducks take good care
of herbert, okay?

And make sure... Make sure

He eats good
and gets lots of 'tention.

( Softly ):
bye, herbert.

All:
bye, herbert.

Bye!have fun. Bye!

Last one back's a rotten egg.

I'm going
to miss herbert.

Me too.

You know, tommy

Until I had herbert,
I never knowed

How much hard it is
to be a big brother.

Yeah. But you did
great, chuckie.

( Dill screaming )

Sorry, chuckie.

I'll be right back.

Wait, wait.

I'll get it, tommy.

Grandpa:
backgammon?!

You told me

This was a checkers
tournament.

You're a cheater, mcnulty.

A cheater!

( Gurgling and giggling )

( Sloppy slurping )

( Laughing )

( Gurgling happily )

( Imitating rocket )

Hey, chuckie, does reptar, jr.
Want to ride in my rocket chimp?

Um, uh, not right now.

He'd rather just take
a quiet little ride

In the wagon.

Hey! If we pretend

The wagon
is a rocket chimp

We can go
to outside space!

I don't know, tommy.

I'm getting hungry

And there might not be
no lunch in outside space.

Then let's just ride
the rocket chimp

In my backyard.

Here, spike!

Here, boy!

( Panting )

You'll pull us
in the rocket chimp, spike

And then
you'll get a turn.

( Barks )

I think spike
wants to go first.

( Tommy and chuckie grunting )

( Bawling )

Oh, what's wrong,
snuggle bunny?

Is my little dilly hungry?

Well, then,
let's all have some lunch.

Here you go, dill.

Mashed minced liver
tamale casserole.

( Gulps )

Isn't that
nummy-yummy?

No, spike,
this is dill's lunch.

( Phone rings )

( Rings )

Hello?

Oh, hi, betty.

A sale over at the
cheese warehouse?

Oh, yes, I love their
big blocks of camembert.

I'm planting
my flowers today.

( Squawking and laughing )

( Gasps )

( Sniffing )

Oops.

Spike likes

To eat his lunch off the floor

Just like phil and lil.

Actually, I bought some
of that guacamole fertilizer

Over at world of foliage.

It's also quite good
on chips.

( Dill squawking happily )

( Dill babbling excitedly )

( Giggling )

( Gibberish )

And after we go
to all the trouble

To buy the ph-balanced
dog chow?

( Whimpers )

( Sighs )

( Squawking )

You'll be glad to know
my newest invention

Will be lightening the loads
of parents everywhere.

That's nice, honey.

Presenting the maximum mechanism
for infant mobility--

The kangaroo!

The kangaroo?

It's a baby-walker for infants

Using pneumatic
gyro-bounce dynamics.

It hops.

I don't know, stu.

Walkers can be so dangerous.

But I've
incorporated

Ultra-super
safety measures.

This sensor detects
persons or objects

That come too close.

Watch.

Voice:
attention, you are too close.

Step away from the walker.

And if perilous terrain

Forces the baby into reverse

A backing-up alarm
is activated.

( Beeping )

( Babbling )

Well... He does seem to like it.

( Both chattering )

( Gasps )

Look, chuckie

I think my daddy
builded dill a rocket chimp!

Wow!

It's working like a charm, deed.

( Squawking
happily )

Wow, dill is going
to bouncy-bounce

All the ways to outside space.

Uh-oh.

My daddy forgots
dill's dipey bag.

You can't go
to outside space

Without a fresh dipey.
Come on!

( Spike yelping )

Attention, you are too close.

Step away from the walker.

You really like your kangaroo.

Now, where did
tommy and chuckie go?

( Yelps )

( Barks )

( Barks )

Attention, you are too close.

Step away from the walker.

( Electrical current zapping )

( Distorted ):
step away... From the walker.

...you are t-t-too...

...w-w-way from the walker.

( Barks )

S-s-s-step away from the walker.

( Crash )

( Bawling )

Didi:
dill?

( Gasps )

Now, how did you two...?

Dill.

Dill? Why are you...?

Oh, dear.

Spike!
I don't know

What's gotten into you today.

Stu:
what are you doing
with that binky?

That belongs to dill.

( Gibberish )... Spike!

I think ( gibberish ) outside.

Now, spike, I want you
to remember, we love you.

We just don't love
your behavior.

I wonder why spike
took dill's binky.

I don't know.

He's usually
real nice to dill.

( Whimpers )

Well... It's okay.

Dill can take my binky
to outside space.

( Whimpering )

I'm never going to get
my zinnias planted at this rate.

Go on, I'll have this
cleaned up in a jiff.

Well... All right.

Are you sure
it's okay for dill

To go to outside space
in this rocket chimp?

Oh, yeah, if my daddy
builded it, it must be okay.

Now, dill, don't
stay up there too long

It's almost nappy time.

( Babbling ):
nappy time...

Okay, dill...
Lift-up!

I don't think
he's big enough

To bouncy-bounce himself
to outside space.

Hmm. Maybe you're right.

We gots to help him.

( Squealing happily )

Ten, nine, 41...

( Squealing )

( Burps )

( Didi gasps )

Spike!

( Gibberish )

That was not very nice
for a doggie to do.

Now, I'll probably need
to add some extra features

For the overseas market.

Hey, if I added foam bumpers

It could double as a pool toy
and emergency flotation device.

Now, where did I put
those blueprints?

I don't think this rocket chimp
works very good, tommy.

Brilliant design,
huh, kids?

Now, let's see, how can I
allow for aquatic undulation?

I know what's wrong!

We has to go
outside!

How come?

The rocket chimp
can't blast up inside.

Dill would bump his head
on the house.

( Laughs )

( Grunting )

Uh-oh. It's stuck.

( Grunting )

( Grunting )

( Giggling )

( Gasps ) ( gasps )

( Gibberish )

( Dill bawling )

( Gibberish )... Spike!

I think ( gibberish ) outside.

( Backing-up alarm beeping )

( Gasps )

( Both cheering )

Oh!

Thank goodness!

Thank you, spike!

Spike!

Good job.

( Gibberish )

( Gibberish )
( gibberish )

( Gibberish )... Spike.

Oh, dill.

Did you want to say
thank you to spike, too?

( Children laughing )

Stu and didi:
( gibberish )... Spike!