06x13 - Pedal Pusher/Music

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[Cymbals crash]

[Light percussive music]

♪ ♪

- Ooph!

♪ ♪

[Gasps]

[Twins giggle]

♪ ♪

- [Gasps]

- [Groans]

Ugh.

♪ ♪

[Milk squishes]

[Birds chirping]

All: whoa!

- Yeah, and it's got pedals,
and a steering wheel, and tires,

And seats, and real lights,
and a real horn,

And a picture of a real radio.

- Chuckie,
this is the bestest toy ever!

- And another good thing
about the car is that it

Encourages sharing,
which dr. Lipschitz says

Is the most important factor
in choosing a toy

For your child.

- That's funny.

I was just listening to my
lipschitz greatest hits cd,

And he said the best toys
stimulate imagination

Like the big box
tommy likes to play in.

- Oh, I see the problem.

Oh, see, you must have
been listening

To last year's edition
of lipschitz.

You're just a little
out of date.

- Hmm.

- And this is the neatest part
of all.

Ready?

[Engine revs]

- Whoo!
- Wow!

Can we ride it now?

- Yeah, but we got to decide
who's first.

- I'm the oldest!

- Are not!

- I was borned first.

Mommy said.

- Well, I'm taller.

Wait.

- Okay, lil's the oldest,

Except for me,
but I'm driving.

And then phil, and them tommy,
and then dil can go last.

- Wow!
What a neat car.

- Hi.
Where are you guys from?

- Over by the teeter-totter.

And gee, is this car yours?

- Nope.
It's his.

Everybody meet chuckie.

- Whoa!

Look at the plastic seats.

- And the shiny wheels.

- Hey, what's under the hood,
chuckie?

- Um, room for your legs,
I think.

- Do the lights really work?

- Uh-huh.

Want to hear the engine?

- Yeah.
- That sounds great.

- Sure. Wow!
- Sure do.

- I thought we were gonna go
for a ride in chuckie's car.

- Yeah, well,
chuckie's just making

Some new friends, you guys.

I'll wait here 'til he's done.

[Engine revs]

All: wow!

- Uh, chuckie, would it be okay
if I sitted in your car?

- Uh, well, okay.

- Thanks.

Wow!

You can see everything
from in here.

- Boy, your car is so shiny.

It's making my eyes go closed.

- It is pretty.

It gots real pedals,
and a steering wheel,

And seats, and real lights,
and real horn,

And a real picture
of a real radio.

- I guess chuckie's
making a lot of new friends.

- Yeah, I guess so.

- Um, guys, these kids really,
really like my new car.

I mean, well, they're being
so nice to me and stuff.

Do you think it would be okay
if I give them a ride first?

- Uh, well, I guess.
- Okay!

Now, as soon as I'm done,

You guys can ride right away.

So, okay, I'll be right back.

Okay.

- I'm nextest.

- No, I am!

- [Sighs]

We better get in line
for our turn, I guess.

- Stand in line?

Nah, chuckie's new car
isn't that much fun.

- Yeah, let's go play
something else.

- But what do we do
without chuckie?

- Same stuff we always do.

- Ah, okay.

I guess we can try.

- Alley-oop.
- [Giggles]

- Whoo!

[Horn honks]

[Horn honks]

- Hi!

Whee!

- Yeah! Whoo!

[Horn honks]

[Giggles]

- Look at that.

[Cheering]

- Your car goes fast
like a rocket ship, chuckie.

- Hey, chuckie,
can you drive me

By the sandbox
so my friends can see me?

- Well, maybe in a minute,
but my other friends

Are supposed to ride next.

- What other friends?

- They're not in line, chuckie.

They're not even here.

- Hey, where'd they go?

I told 'em they'd be next.

- If they're not here, I'm next.

- You already had a ride,
you hog.

- Quit shoving!

- I was next, chuckie.

Pick me.

Tell them it's my turn.

[Children clamoring]

- Uh, well, um...

Who's the oldest?

All: me!

- Now, see, charles,
in the latest edition

Of raise your child,
not your voice,

Lipschitz specifically
recommends

Toys that encourage
imaginary play.

- Oh, that's because you haven't
read the supplemental updates

Available
on the lipschitz website.

Luckily, I printed them out
this morning.

- Hmm.

[Horn honks]

- I think we need chuckie back,
you guys.

We're not having no fun.

- But chuckie's still driving
all those new kids around.

- Maybe we can get
a pretend chuckie.

- A pretend chuckie?

But chuckie's
our bestest friend.

He plays rollerball with us,
and goes on the swings,

And pushes real good
on the teeter-totter.

Who could we get
that could do all that?

- Mm, we could try to find
a turtle in the woods,

Or a snail.

- Or even just a rock.

- Wait, I know.

We could play with dil.

- I think we'd be better off
going with the rock.

- Mm-hmm.

- All right,
so we can't access

The lipschitz communication
satellite right now,

But I think we both agree
that many toys

Can be appropriate
with proper adult supervision.

- Of course.

As dr. Lipschitz always says,
the real responsibility is ours.

- [Giggles]

- Whee...

- Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam! Bam!

Bam! Bam!

Bam!

[Giggles]

- [Grunts]

- Um, could I have
just a little sip?

My tongue is kind of dried up
from all this ride-giving.

- [Slurps]

Sorry.

All gone.

[Tires screech]

- That's it?

We're done?

The other kids
got way longer rides!

- But my legs are tired.

They feel kind of woozely.

- You can do it, chuckie.

We know you can.

You're the best.
- Yeah, chuckie.

Everybody's saying
your legs must be stronger

Than a growed-up's.

- Uh, I guess I could ride
a little longer.

- Neat!

Make this a real long one.

- [Grunts]

[Pants]

Oh, I think I got to stop.

- Stop?

You just started.

- Oh...

Okay.

Oh.

[Horn blares]

- Hey, chuckie, watch the road!

- Ah!

[Grunts]

Ah! Ooh!

Icky mud on my brand new car!

We got to push it
out of here quick

Before it gets
on the shiny part.

- You did it.

You push it out.

- Hey, we're all waiting.

What's going on?

- Boy, am I glad you guys came.

I'm stuck in the mud,

And it's way too deep
to get out by myself.

- Now what are we supposed
to do for fun?

- Uh, sorry, guys.

[Horn squeaks]

- Hey, look,
the kid has a new scooter!

- Wow!

Is that shiny.

[Cheering]

- Ew.

I don't want to catch
that ball anymore.

- Ducky!

- Hey, tommy, can we try
letting the rock be chuckie now?

- No!
I don't want a pretend chuckie!

I like my little brother,
and rocks are okay too,

But I want my real chuckie.

Come on, you guys.

We gots to go get him back.

Oh, what happened, chuckie?

- Oh, I took a nap
while I was driving,

And now my brand new car
gots mud on the shiny part,

And it's stucked here forever.

- That's okay, chuckie.

We'll get you out.

- You will?

Even after I didn't
give you guys rides?

- That's true.

He wasn't a good sharer.

- And he lefted us.

If we helped him,
we get to go in the mud.

- Hmm.

Okay.

- Come on, chuck-aroo.

Let's get your car out.

[Squishing]

Ready, set, push!

[Groaning]

- Thanks, guys.

I guess when you're stuck
in the mud

Up to the shiny parts,
you find out

Who your real
bestest friends are, huh?

And I'd give you all rides now,

But my legs
are still too woozely.

- Don't worry, chuckie.

I know what we can do.

[Giggling]

[Horn honks]

- [Giggles]

[Sighs contentedly]

[Horn honks]

[Jazzy music]

♪ ♪

- [Snores]

- I really like it
when your grandpa

Listens to his talkie music box.

- Yeah, me too,
'cause then I get to sing.

♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ La ♪

- I like to dance on my toes.

♪ Deedly, deedly,
doodly, doodly ♪

- I just like to rock
like my mommy does

When we're in her rocking chair.

What do you like to do, chuckie?

- Well, sometimes I like to
close my eyes,

And then I listen to the words
and imagine a whole story.

- Hey, I do that too.

- You do?

- Yeah, like a picture book.

- Exactly.

Well, except it's got no pages,

And it's not really there.

- Hmm,
I guess we all do that.

Do you think dil
imagines a story

When he listens to the words?

- I don't think so, tommy.

I mean, dil's nice
and everything,

But when we were teaching
him how to color,

All he did was eat the crayons.

- Hmm, yeah,
but maybe he can still

Imagine the story,
right, dilly?

You can imagine stuff
when you listen to the music,

Can't you?

Music.

[Jazzy music]

- [Babbles]

[Mimics snoring]

- Well, I don't know
about the music,

But I guess he likes
your grandpa's singing.

- That was won't you come home,
bill bailey.

And I'm sure he will.

Now here's a little ditty
many of our listeners

Danced to back before
the turn of the century:

Bicycle built for two.

[Whimsical music]

- Hey, this is
my favoritest song.

- Nuh-uh,
it's my favoritest song!

- Is not, phillip!

- Is so, lillian!

- Well, I'm gonna show you
what this song's about

'Cause it's my favoritest song!

- No, I am,
'cause it's my favoritest song!

[Whimsical music]

♪ ♪

♪ Lillian, lillian ♪

♪ What are you trying to do ♪

♪ Your so dumbed if ♪

♪ Think that this trike's
for you ♪

- ♪ I told you
it's mine already ♪

♪ But you can have our teddy ♪

Both: ♪ and I'll just sneak ♪

♪ Upon the seat ♪

♪ Of a trike that is not
for you ♪

- Hey, it's my trike!

[Electric guitar solo]

♪ ♪

Take a hike, lillian!

- ♪ Phillip, phillip ♪

♪ What are we going to do ♪

♪ I don't want to ♪

♪ Pull on this trike with you ♪

- ♪ We could just try
to share it ♪

Both: nah.

- ♪ Or maybe our mom
can tear it ♪

Both: ♪ and we'll look neat ♪

♪ Upon the seat ♪

♪ Of our tricycle not for you ♪

♪ I said not for you ♪

- 2:00?

I'm missing
my favorite medical show.

Oh, just when they were finally
gonna cover insomnia.

- Aw, your grandpa's taking
the talkie music box away.

- Well, dil's not paying
attention to the music anyway.

- Maybe he just needs a song
that's about something he knows.

- Like what, chuckie?

- Like this!

- Ah, chuckie,
that's just a birthday card.

- It's not a regular
birthday card.

This is the specialest
birthday card I ever got.

My daddy gave it to me,

And it plays
our favoritest song.

[Cheery music]

♪ ♪

Dil will understand this song.

It's all about putting away
your troubles

So you can be happy.

- I'm not sure he knows
what troubles are.

- Sure he does.

Every kid gots troubles.

- [Babbling]

- I think he likes it, chuckie.

- Oh, no,
it's not for eating, dil.

I guess he needs me
to sing the words.

[Peppy piano music]

♪ ♪

♪ Pack up your troubles ♪

♪ In your old kit bag ♪

♪ And smile, smile, smile ♪

Ew!

Yuck!

Bleh!

Ah!

♪ Scoop up the scary things ♪

♪ That make you sad ♪

♪ And put 'em in a pile ♪

[Growling]

[Screams]

Hi, aunt mariam.

Oh, no!

Hey!

This stuff is never gonna fit.

Ah!

♪ Everybody gets to scared
some time ♪

♪ But only lasts a while ♪

Come on, dad.

[Giggles]

♪ So pack up your troubles ♪

♪ In your old kit bag ♪

♪ And smile, smile, smile ♪

Oh, yeah.

♪ Smile, smile-- ♪

- What are you yelling
about, finster?

- Uh, I was singing to dil.

- We're trying to show dil
about music, angelica.

- Yeah, we want to see
if he can make up pictures

In his head like we do.

- Well, how do you expect him
to do that

If he has to listen
to finster's dumb song?

You got to sing a song
about stuff he likes

Like candy or cookies or toys.

- I don't think I know
a song like that.

- That's why you babies
are lucky to have me around.

Babies and gentlemen,

Introducing the amazing
angelica pickles.

[Graceful music]

♪ ♪

♪ Toyland, toyland ♪

♪ Get out of my way
in toyland ♪

♪ While you're in my toyland ♪

♪ Keep your fingers off ♪

♪ It's mine ♪

♪ Toyland, toyland ♪

♪ I'm never bored in toyland ♪

♪ When you're in my toyland ♪

♪ You got to give me
all your toys ♪

♪ Toyland, toyland ♪

♪ I'm in charge in toyland ♪

♪ It's not little girl
and boy land ♪

♪ I'm the princess
of the place ♪

♪ Toyland, toyland ♪

♪ Dumb babies
can't go to toyland ♪

♪ It's only for the mostest
beautiful girl ♪

♪ In the world ♪

Ah, yes.

[Sighs]

- Do you like that song, dilly?

- Huh?

- Hey, he's thinking about it.

- Told ya.

Ow!

- [Babbles]

- I don't think he liked
your song very much, angelica.

- Well, you can't expect
a dumb, dinky baby

That just burps and drools
to know anything about music.

- That's not true, angelica!

He may be kind of yucky
and he does sort of drool a lot,

But he can do
lots of neat stuff too.

Oh, I'll bet he just didn't like
those songs 'cause, um--

'Cause they're not about him.

And I got a perfect song
to prove it.

- [Babbles]

[Warm music]

♪ ♪

♪ You make me like you ♪

♪ You know if I was gonna ♪

♪ You know if I was gonna ♪

♪ You make me hug you ♪

♪ When I didn't really want to ♪

♪ Just eat a banana ♪

♪ You make me happy sometimes ♪

♪ Sometimes you make me sad ♪

♪ And sometimes, dilly ♪

♪ You make me really mad ♪

♪ But even when you gots ♪

♪ A stinky diapy ♪

♪ You're still
the little brother ♪

♪ That I prefer ♪

♪ I guess you make me love you ♪

♪ Whoo-hoo ♪

- [Yawns]

- [Babbling]

- Look, tommy, he's doing it.

I think he's imagining
something.

[Grunts]

[Sighs]

- No, I think he's doing
something else.

- Whoa!
Tommy's right.

- Told you that little blob
will never appreciate music.

Aunt didi,
we got a stinky baby in here!

- [Sniffs]

Ooh, it seems like somebody does
need a diaper change.

Come on, sweetie.

Now, how did you babies
get this?

- [Sighs]

Yep, just another dumb baby

Hogging all the air
from us smart kids.

Ha!

And they thought
he could imagine stuff

In that little jellybean-shaped
head of his.

- I guess angelica's right.

Dil just can't imagine
music stories like we do.

- There.

Isn't that better?

- [Giggles]

- Would you like to rock
with mommy for a little while?

♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪

♪ Wake unto me ♪

♪ Starlight and dewdrops ♪

♪ Are waiting for thee ♪

♪ Sounds of the rude world ♪

♪ Heard in the day ♪

♪ Lulled by the moonlight ♪

♪ Have all passed away ♪

♪ Gone are the cares ♪

♪ Of life's busy throng ♪

♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪

♪ Awake unto me ♪

♪ Beautiful dreamer ♪

♪ Awake unto me ♪

- [Giggles]