[ Gasps]
[ Tommy giggling]
Tommy!
Oh, no, snookums
That's for cleaning up messes
Not making them.
Now, you play out here
will phil and lil
And before you know it,
it will be time for a nice nap.
Now, share, you two.
[ Doorbell buzzing]
Didi:
that must be
Charles, sr.
And chuckie.
It can't be done, didi.
It just can't be done.
Oh, now, charles
Don't be discouraged.
Everybody gets
potty trained
Sooner or later.
Not chuckie.
Not my son.
He'll be taking diapers to work
in his briefcase.
I've been reading all about
potty training in lipschitz
And it's really
quite simple.
So you just go off
and have a good weekend.
We'll take care
of chuckie
And make sure
he uses his
P-o-t-t-y.
His what?
Oh. Oh, yeah.
Well, okay,
but if there's any trouble
Call the hotel.
We won't have
any trouble.
We'll be fine.
All right.
Bye-bye, chuckie.
Be a good boy
For didi and stu, okay?
Use your potty.
Don't eat
any earthworms...
Bye, charles.
Or breathe
any noxious fumes...
Bye, charles.
Or drink
any radioactive waste...
Bye, charles.
My goodness, what a worrywart.
What is it?
I don't know.
Maybe it's a hat.
Naw, then what's
the rest for?
Maybe it's
a big mush bowl.
It's a potty.
You guys won't believe what
They're trying
to make me do.
What, chuckie?
Yeah, what?yeah, what?
They're trying to make me...
They're trying to make me...
Oh, I can't say it.
Tell us, chuckie.
They're trying
to make me use that
Instead of my diaper.
Naw, that can't happen.
Yeah, how's it going to fit
in your pants?
[ Sighing]
But they can't do that
to you.
They're doing it.
They call it
getting potty trained.
It's the worstest thing
that's happened to me
Since my mom put me
on the bottle.
What are you
going to do?
I don't know.
I've tried everything.
You could put a lot
of napkins in your pants
And use them
like a diaper.
I tried it.
You could poop
in your room
And hide it
in your toy box.
Tried it.
Maybe you could
Stop pooping altogether.
Tried it. It's no use.
No matter what I do, it looks
like I'm going to have to be...
Potty trained.
Angelica:
ha!
You little babies
really make me laugh.
First you cry for your mommies
every time you get a little wet
And now, finally, you get to go
Without them forever
And what do you do?
Chicken out.
What's the matter?
Little baby scared to be
without his diapers?
No, that's not it.
I'm not scared.
I just don't want
to be potty trained, that's all.
It's just not right.
Not right?!
Ha. That's a good one.
Don't you dummies know anything?
Everybody who's anybody
is potty trained.
Well, not me.
I'm never going to do it.
They can't make me.
I'm going to wear
my diapers forever
And nobody is going to stop me--
not my mom, not my dad
Not the present
of the benighted steaks--
Because i...
Chuckie?
I...
What's the matter, chuckie?
What's wrong?
I... I... I got to go.
[ Anguished cry]
Oh, dear, this is it.
Stu, hurry!
What, deed?
Get the potty!
Where?there!
Now what?
Put it down.
Not there.
Over here
In the bathroom.
Get me
a washcloth.
Help with his shoes.
Get his underpad.
Help me pull off his pants.
Not his shirt,
his pants!
Where's his
no more diapersbook?
Didi:hurry!
Now what, deed?
According to lipschitz
We're supposed to wait
Until he does
his business
Then give him
plenty of praise
So that he gets
The right idea.
We just wait?
That's what
The book says-- we just wait.
[ Sighing]
Stu:
hmm...
Got any fives?
[ Yawning]
Hey, chuckie,
are you okay?
Is it so much to ask, tommy?
Is it so much to ask?
I want things to stay
the way they've always been.
Come on, chuckie
Why are you acting
like such a baby?
If they're going to make
you do it anyway
Why don't you just
Go along with it?
Yeah, when it happens
to you guys
Maybe that's what
you should do.
Happens to us?happens to us?
Nah.nah.
Well, I guess
I don't have to go after all.
[ Peeing]
Uh-oh.
Thanks, honey.
Anytime, deed.
You know, stu
I just can't believe it.
Chuckie was standing
right next to the potty.
It was an accident.
Lots of kids haven't been
potty trained at his age.
Really? Like who?
Well, uh... Like me
for instance.
You? You mean
you weren't potty trained
When you were two?
Grandpa:
two?!
Shucks, we almost didn't get him
into the boy scouts.
Aw, pop...
Grandpa:
I remember the time
Me and the misses took the boys
cross country in the old...
Gee, chuckie, this potty
training stuff is tough.
I know. I know.
Yeah, I mean, how do you know
when you have to go?
What's it
feel like anyway?
I don't know.
That's really the hard part.
I mean, sometimes, I think
I have to go, but I don't.
Other times, I don't
think I have to go
And I do.
I really, really do!
[ Sighing]
Now I'm so confused.
[ Laughing]
R
Perhaps we should do for chuckie
what my mommy did for me.
Oh, no!
What's wrong, chuckie?
I don't know.
I thought I had to go,
and then I didn't.
Now I do.
Now I don't.
Do! Don't!
Do! Don't!
[ Screaming]
[ Laughing]
Oh, chuckie, you're funny.
Don't you know
going to the potty
Is what you have to do
when you get old?
If you don't know
how to do it
You can't never
go to school
Or drive a car
or join the army
Or none of that fun stuff.
I don't care.
As bob as my witness
I'm never going to use
that potty again!
Chuckie:
no. No, I don't want to go.
You can't make me...
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no!
Oh, man!
Okay, chuckie
It's time to go.
The chair
is waiting for you.
But-but... I'm too young to go.
Not anymore.not anymore.
Is there anything
I can get for you, my son?
Any last requests for you?
But it's not right.
Not right, I tell you.
Don't let them
make me do it!
Now, don't be
being a baby, my son.
What's the little people think?
I'll try.
I'll try.
No!
No! No!
Not the chair!
Not the chair!
Wait! Listen
Listen, I'm only two!
[ Laughter]
Everybody's got to go someday.
[ Laughing]
No
Please, not that!
[ Screaming]
No!
[ Yells]
[ Panting]
Well, I really got to go.
[ Sighing]
[ Peeing]
Huh?
Didi, he did it!
He did it!
Did what, stu?
He got out of bed
All on his own
He came in here,
and he did it.
I'll say.
Bravo, chuckie.
Way to go, chuckie,
you little potty animal.
Aunt didi
I had a accident.
Oh, no!
Stu, hurry.
Angelica's wet her p.j.'S.
Not another one.
[ Bawling]
Didi:
come on, now.
[ Bawling]
Well...
[ Chuckling]
Like they say, "everybody
who's anybody is potty trained."
Yep, and I'm
a anybody now.
You sure are.
Betty:
say hello
to your new friend, kids.
Ooh.
Ooh.
I just knew they'd
love it, betty.
I got a purple one
for tommy.
You know, deed
These kids can never
get enough toys.
Come on. I'll get you
that ginger root extract.
Betty, did you read
lipschitz' column today?
It's about twins.
Didi, after what I've
been through with my two
I could write
an encyclopedia
On twins.
I'll take
reptar first
And you can
have him second.
No, I'll take
reptar first
And you can
have him second.
Mommy gave reptar to me, philip.
I believe she gave him to me,
lillian.
Na-ah. Me.
Na-ah. Me.
[ Grunting]
Lipschitz insists
That you have to give twins
some time apart.
Ah, horsepucky, deed.
Phil and lil were made
to be together.
They're like
triscuits and bean dip.
But if you don't give twins
enough time apart
The sibling rivalry
becomes too intense.
Too intense? Ha!
That's a good one, deed.
Phil and lil can't stand
to be away from each other.
[ Phil and lil screaming]
Well, I suppose
a little time apart
Every now and then
wouldn't hurt them.
So, dude,
do you really think
This painting thing
is a good idea?
I'm telling you,
chicks dig guys who paint.
Haven't you ever heard
of picasso?
Thanks for taking her.
I hope she'll be all right
without her brother.
She'll have
a wonderful time
With tommy and chuckie.
I hope you're right.
Time to say bye-bye, kiddo.
[ Raspberry]
[ Raspberry]
[ Snoring]
Didi:
tommy! Chuckie!
Someone's here
To see you.
Now, have fun,
sweeties
And be good
for grandpa.
[ Snoring]
Lil?
What?!
What happened to phil?
He's not here.
Well, uh, you wanna play
with my new reptar toy?
I'm glad he's not here.
He's just
a big old booger-brain.
I don't care
If I never
see him again.
You don't miss him?
Not me.
Not even a little?
Nope.
Not even
a teeny bit?
Nah.
You don't miss
your own brother
Who you
always play with
And who you always go
everywhere with
And who you never ever
been away from
In your whole life?
That's right.
[ Crying]
Ah, don't cry, lil.
There's got to be something
we can do to help.
What can we do?
What do you mean
what can we do?
We're lil's friends.
She's counting on us.
Chuckie,
you're right.
I am?
Yup. We're going
to find phil.
We are?
He's at my house.
We could go
and get him.
We could?
Let's do it.
Let's crawl farther
Than any baby's
ever crawled before.
Let's go all the way
to lil's house.
Aw, me and
my big mouth.
Boy, I'm sure glad
we got rid of lil.
She was no fun anyway.
Hey, wanna play a game?
I'll roll you the ball,
and you roll it back, okay?
Lil never liked
that game much either.
What do you
wanna do?
Ah, you're no fun, bill.
No, you're
the unfun one, bill.
Can't even argue!
You know what, bill?
I think I'm gonna go see
what lil's doing.
Okay, okay,
you don't have to beg.
You can come.
[ Humming]
How are we gonna
get past your mom?
Yeah, tommy.
She sees everything.
I got an idea.
Let's see, now.
One tablespoon
of ginger root extract.
Well, let's make it two,
just for a little extra flavor.
We made it.
Now we have to go
next door.
But, tommy...
What is it this time?
There are
two next doors.
I think
it's that one.
I think
it's that one.
Are you sure?
Are yousure?
It's that one.
How do you know?
'Cause it looks
like a choo-choo
When you turn it
upside down.
She's right.
Uh, I'm sorry.
I just don't see it.
Let's go.
Hey, bill
Do you think
lil's having lots of fun
Playing with tommy and chuckie?
'Course they miss me.
Why wouldn't they miss me?
Dude, this house
Would look totally k*ller
with a racing stripe.
Black and silver--
raiders colors.
Whoa.
Dude, that's righteous.
Oh, smooth move, larry.
Ah, dude,
you look like a smurf.
Oh, great.
What are we
gonna do now?
This fence is a million,
billion, zillion miles tall.
Well, can't say
we didn't try.
Let's go back and get
some nice cold... Ah!
Chuckie, you did it.
We can go under
the fence.
What about spike?
Sorry, spike.
You're too big.
Guess you
gotta stay behind.
Come on.
[ Grunting]
Okay, bill
Here's the plan.
You stand guard here,
and I'll go find lil.
Whoa!
[ Phil screaming]
My ribbon.
Never mind, lil.
We gotta find phil.
Come on.
Lil's ribbon.
Spike, you didn't.
Lil!
Lil, I'm sorry!
Oh, well, I guess
you better eat me too.
Come on, spike.
Make it quick.
Peh! Peh! Blech!
Hey, spike, you think
you can throw lil up?
I kinda miss her.
Hey, where you going?
Wait up!
Bill, what have you
done with phil?
He's gotta be
around here somewhere.
Wait for me! Dah!
Good thing we used
such cheapo paint.
It comes right off.
Ow!
Treslame.
Come on, spike.
Can't you just throw up
a little bit?
Poor lil.
Lil, if I'd have known
this would happen
You could have had reptar.
[ Sobbing]
No philip.
Phil?!
Phil?!
Phil?!
Hey, a nickel.
Tommy:
we looked everywhere.
You mean
we came all this way
And now
there's no phil?
I knew this
was a bad idea.
No more phil?
Who's gonna play with me?
We can play
with you, lil.
But who's gonna talk about stuff
before we go to sleep?
Well...
And who's gonna confuse mommy
When things get broken
So no one gets blamed?
Well...
And who's gonna argue with me
About what daddy's hair
is made out of?
[ Crying]
Betty:
oh, baby,
now, don't cry.
Mommy's coming.
Ah, poor little boy.
I know what's wrong.
You miss your sister,
don't you?
Well, don't worry, philly willy.
She's right next door.
Why's she
calling lil phil?
Oh, no, chuckie.
She thinks
lil is phil.
I knew from square one
This separation experiment
was a lousy idea.
Okay, philly,
let's go see your sister.
Come on, chuckie.
We better get
back home, quick.
You look like
swamp thing.
[ Laughing]
[ Laughing]
Phil.
What are you
doing here?
Tommy? Chuckie?
What did you do
with my lillian?!
[ Doorbell buzzes]
Didi:coming!
Quick!
Deed, lipschitz
can take a hike.
These two
belong together.
I'm telling you,
deed
Poor philly here
was screaming like a banshee.
Funny,
I didn't have
An ounce of trouble with lil.
She's been playing with tommy
and chuckie the whole time
And they've barely
made a peep.
If you had one of each,
you'd realize
How different
boys and girls really are.
How about
we ponder it
Over a cup
of hot java?
You have to try
my ginger chicken.
But there's too much ginger
and not enough chicken...
I thought
you were dog food.
I thought
you were disappeared.
This is yours.
I found it.
I hope we never lose
each other again.
Me too.
So, next time,
don't start a fight.
Me start a fight?
But, philip,
you started the fight.
No, you started it,
lillian.
No, you started it,
philip.
You did.
You did.
You did.
You did.
You did.
You.
You.
You.
You!
02x02 - Toy Palace/Sand Ho!
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`Rugrats' reveals the world from a baby's point of view where it's bigger, more mysterious and uncontrollable.
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