Jake! Jake!
Hey, man, shouldn't we
conserve our energy?
The Ice Creamarathon
starts tomorrow.
I know what the Ice
Creamarathon is.
I've been training for
weeks, and I am determined
to eat more ice cream
at the Ice Creamarathon
than anyone else!
You sure like ice cream.
Ice cream is good.
What the croak was that?
Came from over there.
Whoa, Jake! Check it out!
It's a brave, little
gnome knight.
What?
That's frog dressed up
like a gnome knight.
Actually, I'm a gnome knight
who was magically
transformed into a frog,
and then I decided to
continue being a knight.
And now you're, like,
attracting a mate?
No! I'm on the verge of death.
Oh.
Well, you should
just let go, man.
Yeah. You've had a good run.
No.
I cannot die until
I find a being
whose spirit is brave and pure
to take over my quest.
Quest?
Uh-oh.
Somebody's gonna do
a quest for a frog.
Tell me more about this...
quest.
I have to guard
these magic beans!
Huh?
Two of the beans are
good, but one...
is horribly evil!
I have no idea which is which,
so I've spent my
life guarding them,
preventing them from
ever being planted.
Beans?
Magic beans.
We'll be right back.
Come on, Finn.
I think I dropped my
spoon in the bush.
We will take your quest.
You will?
Sure! Consider it guarded.
Also, take this.
Oh. Uh, okay. Thanks.
No. Thank you.
Uh...
Whoa! - Dude, what's going on?
We took over the quest.
What?! The beans?!
Now, wait a second.
Nope. Too late.
I miss him already.
Well, we should get a move on
if we want to make the
Ice Creamarathon.
What about the quest?
Really?
We have to do the bean quest?
I gave him my word.
Yeah, I wasn't here
for that, so...
can't we guard the beans
and eat ice cream?
No, man. We're on the job.
And like you always say,
"work and fun don't mix..."
"Unless you're a clown."
I do say that a lot.
Gee.
Sitting in this hot
sun, guarding beans.
Boy, it sure beats 26 miles
of vanilla ice cream,
or caramel ice cream,
or peach ice cream.
Hey, what if we plant
the beans ourselves?
- That's a terrible idea.
- No, wait. Hear me out.
See, if one of these
beans is evil,
then it's our duty to crush
it once and for all.
Plus, two of the beans are good.
If we plant them,
we'll be bringing
twice as much good
into the world.
And we can make it to
the Ice Creamarathon.
I hadn't even
thought about that!
♪ So they planted the beans ♪
♪ and waited for
evil to gro-o-o-w ♪
♪ So they could k*ll
it and g-o-o-o ♪
♪ to the Ice Creamarathon ♪
I'm gonna take a catnap.
What?! But we have to
be ready for evil.
If we take shifts,
there's less chance
of us falling asleep
at the same time.
All right, Finn,
Jake's a lazy bum,
and this soil is ripe with evil.
I cannot go to sleep until
that evil bean sprouts
and is destroyed.
Wake up, Jake! This is it!
Huh?
Aah! Bean pod!
Hmm. I can't tell
if it's evil yet!
Aah! Yea-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
Huh?
Baby pigs dressed
in silly costumes?
Aw, look how cute they look,
all sleepy and snorey.
Careful, Jake. It
could be a trap.
We should test them
to see if they're...
evil.
Okay, each one of you take
one test and one pencil.
You have one hour to
complete the test
and prove we shouldn't k*ll you.
And begin.
Aw, they're so cute,
They can hardly
hold their pencils.
That doesn't fare
well for their...
grade-point average.
Nothing evil could
be this adorable.
Wee-wee!
Hmm, You might be right.
The only thing on here is a cute
drawing of an ice cream cone
under "do you have allerjies?"
Yeah, nothing evil.
Okay. The pigs are good.
Yes!
You hear that, guys?!
You passed! A-plus!
A-plus-plus!
Oh, no! Jake, get ready!
The second pod is about to drop!
Protect the piglets!
Stay back, babies!
Show me what you
have to offer, pod.
Magical wands?
Wha?! Cool!
Stop, Jake!
- Wow!
- Is it evil?
It's a wand that poops glitter.
What's good-er than that?
Whee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Hmm.
Glitter on its own
could be evil,
but with rainbows?
Over my dead body.
Hey, let's have some
fun with these pigs
before the evil pod shows up.
Yeah!
Whew!
I'm exhausted.
They look so sleepy
and peaceful.
We have to stay alert.
The evil pod could
appear at any time.
When it does, we must be ready
to destroy it immediately.
And then go to the Ice
Creamarathon, right?
Yeah, man.
Okay.
I'll take the first shift.
Rhombus.
Aah! Look! The third pod!
It's bigger than the
other two, dude.
Yeah, man.
We got to k*ll it... now.
Yea-a-a-a-a-h!
Unh! Yeah! Yeah!
Huh?
It's squirting.
Squirting? He-yup!
See? Squirting.
Right here.
Tastes good.
Dang, man. Don't
just lick stuff.
It's evil. - No, it's not.
It's... ice cream!
Is the evil sucking you in?!
Jake!
That was awesome.
Are you poisoned?!
Are you dying?
No, man!
It was awesome!
Look, Jake.
It's filling back up.
Aw, yeah!
This pod makes ice
cream out of nothing!
It's the goodest thing
that's ever happened to me.
Well, if this pod's not evil...
The piglets are gone!
And so are the fairy wands.
Let's go!
The screaming sounds are getting
stronger near Mushroom Town!
Piglets! Stop this!
Aah!
Cram!
Now I must find these
wicked piglets' weakness
and use it to retro-buse them.
Well, I've found my weakness.
That's it! Ice cream!
What about ice cream?
Yes. Yes.
Ha!
The exams confirm my
memory of the piglets
being allergic to ice cream.
Just the thought of
that scares me, man.
I see one of them!
Get ready to release!
Release!
Oh, gross.
Gross, man!
Jake!
Ugh.
Jake.
Jake, are you okay?
I-I-I can't stop dancing!
What?!
It must be the glitter!
Whoa. I really can't
stop groovin'.
It feels weird!
Go on without me!
Yea-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-h!
Freezed to meet you!
Hope you saved room for dessert!
k*lling you with ice cream!
Whoo! Yeah, man!
Whoa!
Jake, there's one left,
and I think he's
trying to surrender.
k*ll it!
But he's dressed as a
little construction worker.
It's freakin' adorable.
He's trying to trick you!
k*ll it!
I just don't know if I can
bring myself to do it, Jake.
Why, thank you, Finn and Jake,
for sort of saving our village.
You're sort of welcome.
Now, if you'll excuse us,
we need to start removing
all of this ice cream
from our homes and businesses.
Not so fast.
I'll take it from here, folks.
He likes ice cream.
Nice job, Tubby,
but save room for the
Ice Creamarathon.
I've always got room
for ice cream, Finn.
You know that, man.
Ugh. I'm going to the
Ice Creamarathon.
He just really likes ice cream.
Oh!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ and the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander
through the forest ♪
♪ and do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ to a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!