02x17 - Death in Bloom

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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02x17 - Death in Bloom

Post by bunniefuu »

Oh, fudge.

What time is it?

I got to go to Veggie Village
for the Annual Technology Fair.

Will you all watch my
Princess plant for me?

I usually hire a
sitter, but, eh!

Of course, Princess.

Awesome.

Thank you, Finn.

I will be back on the Morrow.

Screeeee!

You're in good hands,
Princess Plant.

"And then the monster got
punched in the head,

and the Princess was safe.

And everyone was happy."

Aah!

Time to lay down,
beautiful buddy.

Yeah.

Time to make sleepies.

Ahh.

We k*lled it, man!

I know!

Okay, all we got to do is
go to the land of the dead

and reclaim the flower's
soul from death before

Bubblegum returns.

Okay.

Excuse me?

But did you all say
"Land of the dead"?

Oh, what?

Oh, uh, yeah.

I can take you.

Really?

Certainly, Finn.

For a small price, which
we can discuss later.

Take my hands, gentlemen.

Stare into where the
two walls meet.

Now slowly cross your eyes.

Do it, fools!

The portal opens.

Say hi to Death for
me if you see him.

He lives in a castle
made of light.

Uh, okay.

Thanks, Peppermint Butler.

And don't drink the... water.

Wow, man.

Who knew Peppermint
Butler was so 00...

Aah!

So, um, you want to
hop in my paunch

and I'll stretch us down?

Uh...

Oh, look. An escalator.

Hey, dude.

That must be the main
entrance or some biz.

Let's go!

Wholly schmao.

Welcome to the underworld.

Cause of death?

Uh, spear in the neck.

You may enter.

Yay!

How did you die?

Uh...

Because we're awesome.

Whoo!

Hmm.

Step out of line.

Aw, dingle.

Wait up, dude.

Follow me and do as I do.

Hey! I said no!

Hey!

He-e-y!

Ha ha! We're in! Come on, man!

Man.

- Yes!
- Yes!

Where do we go now, dude?

UP there!

Ooh!

Death's castle is pretty, dude.

Let's go!

Hup!

Yah!

Hey! Hey, what's up, fellas?

Hi. Lester.

Oh, man... flesh.

I haven't seen this
stuff in forever.

So warm and gushy and salty.

Look at all that flesh jiggling.

Hey.

If you love flesh so
much, then watch this.

Whoa!

You don't know what
you're doing to me, guy.

Fellas, get over here!

Flesh!

Flesh?

Yeah.

- Ooh, for us?
- Whoo-hoo!

Yeah. Flesh.

This is weird, man.

Eh, don't worry.

They just think we're cool.

Hmm. Do you guys
think we're cool?

No.

We're gonna rip that flesh
off you and eat it.

It's bone-kicking time!

Huah! Huah!

Oh, sh**t!

Ugh! Get... Ugh, ugh!

Jake, there's too many!

They're trying to peel me!

I'm...

not...

a...

banana!!

Hole!

It's not a hole, Jake.

It's just a divot.

Ugh!

Sorry!

They're getting away. Yeah!

Get 'em! Get 'em!

Get some bad blood.

Dude, shrink down.

Oh, sorry.

I don't like the
underworld too much.

I don't know.

It wouldn't be so bad
if there weren't folks

trying to eat our skin.

I wonder how Princess
Bubblegum is doing.

So, who here
invented this thing?

I'm glad she's not coming
back till tomorrow.

No, she said she's coming
back "On the Morrow."

Yeah, on the morrow.

That means tomorrow.

No, man.

The Morrow is her bird.

Come again.

It's her bird.

That thing is crazy fast.

It'll only take her, like,
20 minutes to get back once

that conference is over.

Are you listening, man?

The Morrow...

is... a... bird.

Then we got to go!

Coast is clear!

Halt!

Hey. Hey, Halt.

Why you got your
eyes closed, Halt?

I'm trying to picture in my
mind's eye where the fleshies

are hiding.

Ohh.

You're a smart guy, Halt.

Wait. Jake, do you
hear something?

I don't know where they are.

Come on.

Then I didn't see them.
I was looking here.

And now they're gone.

More skeletons.

We've got to be
really, really quiet.

Get 'em!

Jake.

I thought it would be funny!

Ugh!

Ya-a-h!

Look! There's death's castle!

I don't see anyone.

I guess you double-k*lled
them with that Avalanche.

Awesome.

Now we just got to
cross that river.

River!

Man, I'm so thirsty.

My mouth's still all dusty!

Yes.

Aah!

Drink the water.

Whoa. Okay, Jake.

Don't drink the water.

Come on!

I'm so thirsty!

Dude, that skull wants
you to drink the water.

It's bad water.

Don't drink the water.

See?

That means good, right?

Yep!

Jake?

Jake, why are you
making stupid face?

Who's Jake?

Dang it! I knew that
water was junk!

Tricked again by the
river of forgetfulness!

Jake!

Get out of that water right now!

Hey, I don't know who
you are, Mister,

but I don't like your attitude.

Help! Somebody!

Farewell, everyone.

Tsk. Okay.

Morrow, back to the
Candy Kingdom.

Help!

Somebody help me!

Stranger danger!

Hey. Hey. I see you.

Jake, your head.

Huh? Who are you?

Who are you?

I don't know, man.

Who are you?

What do you mean?

You're in my castle!

Well, I didn't know.

Dang it, Jake.

You must leave this place...
now.

Death!

We're not leaving until you
give us our plant's soul...

and Jake's memory!

Another one.

Be gone, mortal!

No! I promised
Princess Bubblegum.

Ya-a-h!

Huh? Ugh!

Ohh. What happened?

You can't kick me because
your brain is stupid!

Hah!

Your brain is stupid!

This kid's pretty funny.

All right.

Pick an instrument.

Huh?

To get stuff from me, you have
to b*at me in a musical battle.

But Jake's the musical one,
and he's got poo brain!

I don't care.

I got to find one I
can really play.

Oh, Glob, man.

Oh, here we go.

Sleigh bells!

Yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow!

So the contest begins.

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!!

Ye-e-ah!

Uhh, um...

Hey, all right, so...
who do you think won?

Oh, man!

Skeleton guy by a landslide!

He was like...

Dude!

What?

Skeleton guy was awesome.

You want me to lie?

Yes.

I'm going to k*ll you now.

No!

I still have to rescue stuff!

Those are the rules in
the land of the dead.

Lose a music battle,
lose your life.

Oh, wait, wait, wait!

Before I die, I'm honor-bound
to tell you Peppermint Butler

says hi.

What?!

You know Peppermint Butler?

Yeah.

Yo, you guys can have
whatever you want.

Jake, stand up.

That's me, right?

Yes.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?!

Kiss of death, baby.

You got your memory back.

AW, gross!

I Wish I didn't.

Now I shall return
the soul of this.

Yeah, the Princess Plant!

I'll see you dudes later.

Hello, boys.

Where's my plant?

Hello, Princess.

Yay!

Mm, mmm-mmm.

Thank you, all, for taking
such good care of my plant.

Now, come here and
give me a hug.

Yay! Hugs!

You guys are the best.

Ahem.

Mr. Finn? Mr. Jake?

I believe you still owe me
something in exchange for that

favor I did.

- Sure.
- Yeah. What is it?

I'd like your flesh.

Quit being silly,
Peppermint Butler.

I'm going to take it from
you while you sleep!
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