03x01 - Dummi Bear Dinner Disaster/Twins' Pique

[bunniefuu]

[ Snoring]

[ Gasps]

[ Kids laughing]

Will you take
a look at those kids?

They're just so
adorable together.

And they're just crazy about
that dummi bear doll.

They've been playing
with it all afternoon.

The eye doesn't come out,
huh, susie?

Yeah, would have made
a great marble.

Want to take it home
and give it to spike?

I don't know what else
to do with it.

[ Sniffing]:
mmm, smells delicious in here.

Randy's boss, paul gatsby,
is coming for dinner.

I'm throwing together
a few recipes.

Wow! You've certainly gone
to a lot of trouble.

Paul is the creator
of the dummi bear tv show.

He promoted randy to head writer
and we bought this house.

Really?

I don't like to brag

But my salmon souffle
had something to do with it.

Maybe if this dinner
goes well

You'll move into
a bigger house.

Oh, no!
Did you hear

What my mom said
about dinner?

Don't worry, you can have
peanut butter and jelly.

No, tommy, it's not the food,
it's the dummi bear man.

He likes my family so much

He buys us a new house
every time he comes over.

Boy, that's great.

No, it's terrible

Because then
we have to move!

What if I don't get to see you
anymore, ever again?

Susie, you're
not moving anywhere.

We'll stay
right here

And the grown-ups will never,
ever be able to make us move.

Time to say bye-bye,
sweetie.

[ Crying]

Oh, what's the matter, tommy?

Do you miss
susie already?

Stu:
yeah, chaz,
you heard me right--

Paul gatsby, the creator
of the dummi bears.

Well, no, I don't
actually know him

But he'd love
to meet my friends.

Stu, I don't remember
lucy saying...

Just leave this
to the expert, okay?

So anyway, chaz...

But if susie moves away

Who's going to protect us
from angelica

When she takes our candy?

Or when she pushes us
in the mud?

Or makes us smack
our heads together

When we play
"simon says"?

Come on, we have to
think of something.

Tommy's right.

We got to do everything we can
to save susie...

Of course, unless
it's dangerous or scary or...

[ Door shuts]

Uh-oh!

Hey there,
mr. And ms. America

Now your kid can
dress with flair

Looking like
a dummi bear.

Hey, great outfit.

Got any
in howard's size?

Now, wait just
a minute, dear.

You bet-- I make them,
drew sells them.

I get more money
because I thought of it.

We got the whole
dummi bear warehouse

Down in the work room.

Come on!

Angelica, is that you in there?

Gee, no, tommy, it's a real-live
dummi bear from dummi bear land.

Oh!

Phew! For a second

I thought that
really wasangelica.

Of course it's me, you babies!

And if I hear one single word
about what I'm wearing

There will be trouble.

Don't worry, we won't
say nothing about the fur.

Or the
big ears.
Or the
funny nose.

That does it!

I told my daddy I didn't want

To wear this
stupid costume.

When we get to susie's house

I'll throw a huge fit
and wreck dinner.

No, angelica, don't do that.

If you wreck the dinner...

Hey, wait a minute.

That's it!

Uh-oh, I smell
trouble.

Where?
Where?

[ Sniffing]

If we wreck the dinner

Then the dummi bears man
will be mad.

What dummi bears man?

And then he won't
buy susie her new house.

What new house?

And then she won't
have to move!

All:
yeah!

Did I miss something?

This is it, bro.

After years of
worshipping him from afar

You get to meet
your idol.

The inspiration behind your line
of dummi bear inventions.

Uh, yeah.

The one single man

Whose brilliance has won
him international...

Drew, I can't
go in there.

[ Gasps]

You've got to go in.

I'm not ready.

I need a plan.

I've got to make
a dramatic entrance.

That's very nice,
but I didn't come

Just to sniff
the rhododendrons.

Howard, help me out
with these.

[ Doorbell rings]

[ Pounding door]

All:
howdy!

What a surprise
to see you all here.

We were in
the neighborhood

So we thought
we'd barge in.

We said, "when
was the last time

We stopped in
to say hi?"

That's very sweet

But we're in the middle
of dinner, and...

Hut, two,
follow me, guys.

"...then moby bear gives
the amulet to friendly bear

And everyone lives
happily ever after."

Sounds like the last
four ideas I rejected.

There he is!

We're betty, howard,
and phil and lil.

They're bursting
to meet you.

Randy, should
I know these people?

Uh... Uh... Lucy!

Delighted to
meet you, paul.

May I call
you paul?
No.

So paul, what
about the kidwear?

Say hello
to uncle paul.

My daddy says your show

Is the biggest
gravy train in town.

I beg your pardon.

Angelica is
running along now.

[ Whispers]:
be a lamb, honey.

Daddy has to network.

There's a shortage of cute
bear merchandizing ideas.

Lucy, could you
come out here now, please?

This is ridiculous.

I'm practically a grown-up

And I'm wasting my time
with you babies.

But angelica,
you're not wasting time.

Did you forget
why we're here?

Well, actually, um

I kind of did.

We got to
make sure

The dummi bears man

Doesn't have fun
here, remember?

I guess this is good-bye.

But susie...

I'll miss you--
even you, angelica

And I want you to have this.

Wow! Your malibu cynthia
beach house!

Thanks, susie.

But you don't have to...

Quiet, tommy.

Well, if you got
to move...

Too bad, because I just got

This new malibu
cynthia road racer.

[ Gasps]:
you did?

And if I wasn't moving
we could have played with it.

We could have?

But it didn't work out that way.
Wait!

You know

You don't haveto move.

I don't?

Well, in that case.

Hey!

Susie, let's go into the kitchen

And we'll tell you
our plan.

Actually, it was
all myidea.

Did you know I do
a mean imitation of loony bear?

Um...

"I'll save dummi bear land
from mr. Gloom."

[ Sighs]

What are they doing
in there?

Nothing-- they're just talking.

Good-- then
the dummi bears man
isn't having fun.

Are you kidding?

Grown-ups love
that boring stuff.

Don't worry,
I'll handle everything.

Wait till they taste
my turkey surprise.

What's a turkey surprise?

If I told you that

It wouldn't be
a surprise.

[ Humming]

Now the fun starts.

So according to
my sales projections

We stand to earn
an enormous amount of money.

Any questions?

Have some pheasant.

[ Evil laugh]

Hmm, well, at least
the food is good.

He likes it,
I don't believe it!

Does that mean I'm going
to have to move away?

Of course not.

I'm just
getting started.

Gosh, after happy bear almost
got caught by the taxidermist

I couldn't sleep for days.

Have you talked to
a psychiatrist about this?

He didn't understand.

Uh, lucy, why don't
we check on

The scalloped potatoes?

But they're here
on the table.

I meant the other
scalloped potatoes

In the kitchen, now!

Paul, you'll never let anything
reallybad happen to happy bear

Will you?

This is a disaster,
thanks to our nutty friends.

They said they were all
in the neighborhood.

Of course they were.

They're our neighbors!

♪ Sing a happy, happy, happy,
happy, happy, happy song ♪

♪ Sing a happy,
happy, happy... ♪

If you really want to make
the dummi bear man mad

You got to do exactly
what I told you, understand?

I always hate this part.

Okay... Now!

[ Commotion]

Angelica, I give up.

Even youcan't make
tommy's plan work.

Yeah, I thought you were
a expert at ruining dinners.

I am!now, get out of my way.

♪ Sing a happy,
happy, happy... ♪

We got to try one more thing.

Come on!

♪ ...happy, happy, happy song.

What is wrong with you people?

Don't you have lives outside
of this mindless cartoon?

Well! We thought you'd like
to hear from your fans.

Well, I don't!

How could the creator of
happy bear be so cruel?

Randy!

Wait, paul,
I can explain everything.

Now, if this one
doesn't work, I quit.

So sorry, but let me
get that for you.

Hey!

[ Laughing]

[ Laughter and commotion]

Oh, you missed me,
you missed me.

Paul:
I got you!

Now, this is fun!

Randy, I can't believe
you set this whole thing up.

You're a
comedy genius.

Ew! Now what are they doing?

I don't know, but it looks
like they're having fun.

Fun! Oh, no!

[ Crying]

Oh, what's
the matter, susie?

Now we're going to have to move

Because my daddy
is going to get a new house.

Move? Randy, you jokester.

I'd never allow it.

With all these wild characters,
it's a writer's gold mine.

How would you
and your parents like to

Come down and see
the dummi bears studio tour?

Oh, do we have to?

We'd love to, paul.

Paul, I'm so glad
you came.

We'll have to
have you back again.

Yes, well, I'll see you
at the office, huh?

Wow!

He looked
right at me.

He changed my life.

Man, we didn't need words.

We did it!

You guys
saved me!

You're the
bestest friends

Anyone could have
in the whole world.

Don't just stand there.

Go get that malibu
cynthia road racer.

Daddy!

Whoa! Phil, what
are you doing?

You know how daddy gets

When you mess with
his equipment.

[ Grunts]

Here you go, philly.

Now, you be good
like your sister

And stay away from

Mommy and daddy's
office/exercise area.

Well, did you get it?

Nope, mommy stopped me.

And you know what
the worst part is?

She got us mixed up again.

You mean...?

She called me phil.

Oh, I hate it
when she does that.

Why can't they
tell us apart?
Why can't they
tell us apart?

[ Doorbell buzzes]

Didi, I'm about at the
short end of my rip cord.

Philly was messing around
in the office/exercise area.

Again, huh?

Why don't you put them
in the playpen?

I'm lubing
the station wagon.

You can hold
the oil pan.

All right!

Hi, guys!

And what's that
supposed to mean?

Huh?

Maybe you didn't notice
there are two of us.

You should say hi
to each of us separately.

Um, okay.

Hi, phil.

Hi, lil.

Hi.
Hi.

What's your favorite color?

You guys want
to play?

I mean, do you want
to play, lil?

Do you want
to play, phil?

I'll bet you think we'll pick
the same color

Don't you, chuckie?

Oh, but yeah.

Well, it just
so happens

We're not going to.

That's right.

My favorite color is green.

What's yours, phil?

Um... Guess
it's green, too.

Tommy, I'm getting
real confused!

Don't you
get it, chuckie?

Phil and lil want
to be different.

But if we're
exactly the same

How can we be
different?

Hey, I know, alls you guys got
to do is be like somebody else.

If you each imitate
a different person

You won't be
the same anymore.

Like who?

Well, think.

Who's somebody
you really like

Somebody who would
make you

Really happy to be?

Hmm.
Hmm.

I got it!

I know someone really brave
who never gets scared

And is a borned leader.

Well, I'm not
that brave.

I don't mean you.

I mean angelica.

Angelica!
Angelica!

Hey, that's a great idea, lil

Only I got a even
better person to be like.

Who?

Someone really smart,
someone who knows a lot

And doesn't just
jump into things

Who always thinks
real careful

About what he's
going to do.

Thanks.

I guess I am
a pretty careful baby.

No, not you--chuckie.

Huh? Now, wait
a minute, phil.

Maybe you should
think about this.

There's lots better
people to be than me.

See what I mean?

Careful, always careful.

I like that in a baby.

I don't like this.

I don't like this
at all.

[ Chirping]

Now, let me get this straight.

Phil and lil want
to be different?

And phil decided
to be like chuckie?

That's the dumbest thing
I ever heard.

And lil wants to be like you.

You got to be...

What was the last thing
you said?

Lil wants to be
like you.

Like me, huh?

I always knew
that girl had brains.

Maybe there's a thing
or two I could teach her.

[ Doorbell buzzes]

Brought the tool kit, didi.

Let's tune that engine.

So you decided to learn
from the master.

Back off, pigtails.

I'm scared, chuckie.

Tell me when it's over.

Nothing has even happened yet.

Look, I get what
you're doing, lil

But nobodytalks
to me like that.

Nobody, until now!

There's a first time
for everything, I guess.

Now listen up, babies,
this is what we're going to do.

We're going to play
a little game.

Chuckie, get us
some toys.

Don't do it,
chuckie.

It's way too scary.

Scary? How could it be scary?

The toys are just on
the other side of the playpen.

That's pretty far.

Who knows what trouble
you might get into.

Oh, brother.

[ Toy plays tune]

Aw, these are just
a bunch of stupid baby toys.

But lil, we arebabies.

Oh, yeah?

Well, I got a better idea.

Forget the toys.

Let's go on a seeker mission.

A seeker mission!

Yeah, a top seeker mission...

To my daddy's office.

[ All gasp]

We can't go
to daddy's office.

It's over at ourhouse.

We're not allowed to go there.

Tommy, what are you
more afraid of--

Your mommy getting mad at you,
or this?

Phil, now you
can be scared.

Lil:
move, move, move!

Uh-oh!

A fence!

Too bad.

Guess we'll just
have to go back.

What are you
talking about?

You know the fence
is broken.

This kid is really
beginning to bug me.

What are we going
in here for, lil?

Lil:
you'll see.

[ Fearful panting]

[ Grunting]

Locked.

Well, too bad.

Let's go back to tommy's
for some cold juice.

Aw, quit being
a baby.

Aha!

The key!

[ Grunting]

It's stuck!

Angelica, help me
open the drawer.

Wait a minute.

I've been taking orders
from you all day

And I'm sick of it.

Gimme one good reason
why I should I do what you say.

[ Gasps]

You know, angelica,
I kind of see what you mean.

You do?

Sure, after all,
you're a great big kid

And I'm just a baby.

Yeah, that's right.

Why should a big kid like you
listen to a little kid like me?

Yeah, why should i?

Because I said so!!

[ Grunting]

What's in there, lil-- toys?

Nope.

Candy?

Nope.

It's way better
than those things.

It's my daddy's favorite toy
in the whole world--

His super-duper quackulator.

Wow!
Wow!
Wow!

It's bootiful.

But what will
we do with it?

I'll tell you what
we'll do with it.

We're going to take it out back
and throw it in the mud.

Neat!

Um, excuse me, phil

But you're trying
to be like me, right?

Yeah?

Well, I'd never say "neat"
at a time like this.

Oh, I see
what you mean.

Um, lil,
I don't think

That's such
a good idea.

Much better.

You can't throw
his quackulator in the mud.

It will make him sad.

I got to, tommy.

I've got to show him

That phil and me
are different.

But lil...

And this time

They're going
to remember who lil is.

[ Evil laugh]

Oh, sorry, tommy.

And just what are youdoing?

I'm helping tommy up.

Helping tommy up!

Oh, I see what you mean.

Now let's go!

[ Gurgling]

[ Evil laughter]

Here goes.

Wait!

Don't do it, lil.

You know it's wrong.

But I got to.

Why?

I got to show everyone

That we're different.

I know you want to be different

But you can't do it
by being mean.

He's right, lil,
don't do it.

The old lil wouldn't do
something like that--

Not the lil I like to play with

And spit out
chewed bananas with.

She wouldn't throw
a quackulator in the mud.

Oh, I can't do it.

Oh, give me a break.

Tommy:
angelica, no!

Wow!
Wow!
Wow!

Phil, you saved
your daddy's quackulator.

Whoops!

Well, at least you tried

To save
the quackulator.

I sure never would
have done that.

And you! You're no good
at being me at all.

You had a chance to bust
your daddy's favorite machine

And you blew it.

You make me sick.

You know, guys,
being mean like angelica

Was sort of neat
for a little bit

But I like
being nice more.

And chuckie, nothing personal

But being a scaredy-cat
is kind of boring.

Hey, it's a dirty job.

I like going out
on adventures a lot more

Especially when you get
to jump in the mud.

Hey, you know what?

Instead of being like angelica

I want to be
like someone else.

I want to be like

The bestest person
I know.

Who's that?

I think I know who lil means.

I want to be
like my brother phil.

And instead
of being chuckie

I want to be like lil.

[ Laughter]

Well, I guess everything
is back to normal now.

Hey, maybe if we go
back to my house

We'll get ice cream.

Ooh, I like chocolate.

I want strawberry.

What about you guys?

Green!
Green!

[ Growling]

[ Laughing]