09x18 - Fountain of Youth/ Kimi Takes the Cake

[bunniefuu]

[ whirring]

[ snoring]

Whoa!

[ whirring]

[ kids laughing]

[ dog barks]

[ giggles]

[ whirring]

[ squeals]

[ brakes squealing]

It's just like
I remember it.

Yep, I got to hand
it to you, bro,

this was a great idea

coming up
to Lake Crackaknee.

Yeah, it'll be like
we're kids again.

[ shrieks]

[ back cracks]

[ groans]

Could you help me?

Oh, boy.

My daddy says he
and my uncle Drew

used to drive up here
all the time

when they was babies.

I didn't know babies
could drive.

Those are the biggest trees
I ever seen.

[ screams]

Hey, that one's
throwing stuff at me.

Wow! It's a house
made out of trees.

Come on, let's
go inside.

You know, Kira, this is
where Stu, Drew and I...

Met for
the very first time.

Yes, Chas, you mentioned it...

more than once.

I don't know, Jonathan.

I'm in some horrible,
desolate, nature place.

I'm just thankful I've still got
cell phone reception.

[ static crackles]

Jonathan?

Jonathan?
Argh!

Mommy...

I don't want to stay

in that old
stinky house

with the dumb,
stinky babies.

Darling, we're
doing this

for your father
and your uncle,

who have the
misguided belief

they can recapture
their youth

by visiting their
childhood vacation shanty.

So try and have
a good time.

[ shrieks]:
What's that?

I think it's a bear.

But somebody smooshed him.

Don't worry, Chuckie,
he's not going anywheres.

I call the top bunk!

You always got the top bunk!

Did not!Did too!

Did not!Did too!

[ cracks; both scream]

[ both moaning]

DIDI:Stu...

is there anything you
didn'tbring from home?

Oh, perfect.

I got some great
old movies to show
everyone.

Come on.

And there's me and Drew
back at the house again

after a long hard day
at the lake.

[ giggling]

[ crying]

I get the top bunk!

[ laughs]

No, I get it!

DREW:
See! See!

You always got
the top bunk!

Wow! Our daddies
used to have fun.

They were babies
like us.

[ giggling]

My daddy was never a baby
like that, Tommy.

[ screams]

What's that?

Mommy!

[ all laughing]

That's Chas,
all right.

That was the weekend
we first met Chas...

during the dreaded
lake incident.

Okay, that's enough movies.

Anyone for a game of Parcheesi?

Those were great times.

I wish
we could be
kids again.

My daddy wants
to be a baby again.

'Course he does.

We have all the fun.

And we'd have even more fun
if they were babies, too.

Look what I builded.

That doesn't look
very safe.

Come on.

[ all giggling]

[ giggling]

[ sighs]

I'd have somebody
to be scaredy with.

[ door creaks]

[ chains rattling]

CHUCKIE:
I'm not going
in there.

I'm not going in,
neither.

You're not?

No.

[ giggling]

[ sighs]

It'd be nice if they
were babies like us.

ALL:
Yeah.

[ back cracks;
groans]

Guess you're not as young

as you used to be, Drew.

The only way you'll
be young again is

if you find the
fountain of youth.

That's it!

They canbe
babies again.

Alls we have to do is

help them find
the fountain of yoofs.

Yeah!
Yeah!

[ humming]

ANGELICA:
What are you babies
looking for?

The fountain of yoofs.

And when we find it,

our mommies
and daddies

are going to turn
into babies.

What are you...

Oh, really?

Wow! That's going
to be great, babies.

Yeah!

Then we're going to have
lots of fun.

You sure are.

What a great idea.

Thanks, Angelica.

I wonder who will be
in charge

when the mommies and daddies
turn into babies.

Let me see,

let me see,
let me see...

Probably the oldest person.

Now, who could
that be?

Oh!

I know!

Me.

[ all gasp]

Oh, no, Tommy,
what have we done?

Don't worry, Chuckie.

Our mommies and daddies
won't turn into babies,

because we looked all over

and there's no fountain
of yoofs anywhere.

Nope.

Except that one.

[ babies gasp]

[ laughs menacingly]

CHARLOTTE:
...five, six.

I win.

Now can we stop playing?

Hurry, guys, we gots
to cover those windows

afore they see the fountain!

[ babies straining]

Oh, look how excited
the kids are.

They want to
go to the lake.

STU:
Then, to the
lake it is.

How about another game
of Parcheesi?

What are we going
to do now, Tommy?

If they go near that fountain,

they're going to turn
into babies,

and Angelica's going
to be the boss of us!

Maybe they won't go
in the water.

[ blowing]

There.

Now we can paddle
around the lake.

I'll get the oars.

Are...

are you sure
that thing's safe?

[ groans]

Don't worry, Chuckie,
follow me!

[ both shriek]

[ air hissing]

[ screams]

Good job,
Tommy.

Yep, I think we're safe now.

Race you out to
the fountain, bro.

And watch you lose,
like always?

I'll find my bathing suit.

Oh, no, they're going
in the water.

Oh, we just gots to find
my daddy's bathing suit

afore he does.

Come on.

I think I found it!

Quick, put it
in here.

Well?

You hid it,
didn't you?

Ha! You're just stalling.

I am not.

You are, too.

[ arguing]

Well, we did it,
guys.

Did what?

We stopped your daddy
and Tommy's daddy

from swimming to the fountain.

And that means you're not going
to be the boss of us, Angelica.

[ Charlotte
shrieking]

What is this
hideous thing?

Hiding them in the cooler.

How low can you stoop, bro?

How about we all
go for a swim?

Don't be so sure, Finster.

Get ready to be
bossed, babies.

Oh, no, they're
all going in.

Wait, guys-- look.

KIMI:
That's just

a rusty old chain,
Tommy.

Yeah, like
in our baths.

And when you pull on
the chain in our baths,

all the water
goes away.

[ sighs]

Just when you think
they can't get any dumber.

[ chain rattling]

[ babies straining]

I... I... I'll just stay up here
and watch the kids.

Oh, Chas, the kids
will be fine.

Oh, come on.

Why won't you
swim with us?

Because he thinks
there's a sea monster
in the lake.

[ stammering]

I... I was just a kid.

DREW:
Ready, bro?

I'm waiting
for you.

[ babies straining]

Pull harder!
Pull harder!

[ panting]

I won! I won!

You did not.

I won.

[ laughs]

What's happening, Tommy?

TOMMY:
I don't know.

They don't look
like babies.

But they're acting
like babies.

Boy, I haven't had
this much fun

since we were little, bro.

Yeah, me neither.

I really feel like a kid again.

[ gasps]

Look out! The sea monster!

The sea monster!

[ Chas screams]

Oh... it's just you, Kira.

[ screams]

[ both laughing]

You know what, guys?

Maybe you don't have to look
like a baby to be a baby.

I think you're
right, Tommy.

[ all laughing]

Uh...

will they still take care of us

like mommies
and daddies?

Come on and play,
kids!

I think so, Chuckie.

[ branch snapping]

[ gasps]

[ screams]

Hey!

Get me out of here!

Somebody help!

[ all laughing]

My mommy had me try on
a gabillion hats

afore she decided
this one was the bestest.

TOMMY:
Your birthday's
going to be great, Kimi.

Yeah, there's probably
going to be games.

And "ballooms."

And a clown.

Oh!

I mean a horse.

And you gots to have a cake.

It's not a real birthday
without a cake.

We forgot the cake!

[ gasps]

I made an
ice cream cake.

Remember?

Trust me, nothing's
going to go wrong.

And Happy Castle will have
anything you forgot.

It's the perfect place
for a birthday.

You're right, Didi,

but let's go over
the pre-birthday checklist

just one more time.

Good idea.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Ooh!

[ Didi squeals]

I have to split.

But don't worry,
I just got Dil
all cleaned up.

I've got a gig
playing at a party

at a new teen club.

Oh, my.

That looks...
interesting.

Yeah,
but I'm bummed

I'm missing Kimi's
B-day party.

I promise I'll
make it up to her.

Look out!
Oh!

DIDI:
Are you okay, Stu?

Sure thing, Deed.

My PUSS broke my fall.

Your PUSS?

Yeah, Pickles Ultimate
Satellite System:

PUSS for short.

They get perfect reception

within a two-mile radius
of each other

and use the latest

in Pickles' satellite
transmitter technology.

Oh, look at the time.

Come on, Chas, we have to get
to the castle early and set up.

I'll help.

Stu, you meet us
with the babies.

The invitation's
on the table.

No prob, Deed.

[ loud dance music
playing in background]

Boy, I guess birthday parties
have changed

since I was a kid.

[ loud dance music playing]

The others must be
in here somewhere.

Come on, kids.

I don't see any
ballooms or games.

And at my party,
there was babies.

TOMMY:
There gots to be
babies around here.

That guy gots
a bunch of diapie pins.

[ screams]

This is nothing
like my party.

But don't worry, Kimi.

Your party's going
to be great.

I hope.

Look!
Taffy's here.

She's probably going to play you
a birthday song, Kimi.

Taffy? Play a song for me?

I don't think so.

She's even better
than the Dummy Bears.

It's your
birthday, Kimi.

All kinds of good stuffs
is going to happen.

Mr. P, what are you
doing here?

I was going to ask you
the same thing.

Where's Didi and Kira and Chas?

They're coming, too?

Of course.

Hey, minis.

Oh, well, you guys have fun.

We're next up.

We've got to get set.

I'll go look
for the others.

Could you watch
the kids?

How come Taffy
isn't blowing
up ballooms?

You said a real birthday
had ballooms.

Your mommy and daddy must be
hanging them somewhere.

Let's go find them.

[ record scratching]

[ dance music continues]

CHUCKIE:
Don't worry, Kimi.

It's going to be
a great party.

[ lightning strikes]

I hope we don't
have to go in there!

[ whispers]:
Come on.

[ children's music playing]

KIRA:
Where could they be?

Reptar's
starting to melt.

If they don't hurry up,
he'll be extinct!

I'm sure everything's fine.

I'll see what's keeping them.

[ touch tones beeping]

[ dance music playing]

[ phone rings]

Oh! Oh, my phone!

[ static buzzes]

Deed? Deed, can you hear me?

Deed, is that you?

Hello? Hello?

There we go, clear as a bell.

What do you mean, where am I?

Where are you?

I don't see you.

[ phone squeals]

[ screams]

Let's just meet up
at the drawbridge, okay?

See you there!

[ yells]

[ scratching]

Ow!
Hey!

Watch it.
Hey!

Were there lots
of weird, funny-
looking strangers

at you guys's
birthday parties?

Oh, yeah, they're called
ants and duncles.

Very weird.

But I still don't see
any ballooms.

Are you sure
this is my party, Chuckie?

Sure, I'm sure,
Kimi.

I think.

Let's see...

CHUCKIE:
Ballooms...

ballooms!

Look!

LIL:
It's the prettifullest,

shinyfullest balloom
I ever seed.

Wow!

See, Kimi?

And, look, they're
playing games now--

follow the leader.

[ music plays, teens scream]

That's a really
good game.

And, look,
they even gots clowns!

PHIL:
Uh, I mean horses.

Nope, those was clowns,
all right.

See, Kimi, this isyour party,

and everything
is going to be perfect.

Yay!

But where's my cake?

Um, I don't know,
but I'm going to find it.

Come on, guys!

KIRA:
I don't understand
what went wrong.

I just wanted Kimi's
first birthday with us

to be special.

[ yells]

Reptar's head!

[ yells]

I amat the drawbridge.

[ static buzzes]

[ touch tones beeping]

Hang on a second, Deed.

Perfect.

I'm at the drawbridge, too.

No, the kids aren't with me;
they're with Taffy.

Taffy?

What's shedoing here?

She's supposed to be at...

[ toilets flushing]

[ dance music continues]

Was it in there?

That's not a line
for cake.

They're waiting
to go potty.

That's what's nice
about diapies.

[ poops]

You can go
any time you want to.

We looked everywhere
for the cake.

Where else could it be?

We didn't look
in there.

That's the spookiest place
in this whole spooky place.

Why would they put the cake
down there?

I don't know,
Chuckie,

but it gots
to be in there.

It's the onliest place
we didn't look.

It's okay, Chuckie,
I don't need a cake.

You guys have
probably been

to birthday parties
without a cake, right?

Don't worry, Kimi.

I'm going to go
in there

and get that cake.

No one's going to ruin
my sister's birthday!

Not even a big,
scary monster.

We're coming, too, Chuckie.

Oh, you guys
stay here.

We don't all gots
to get eated.

Wait, Chuckie,
it's my cake.

I'm coming with you.

[ lightning strikes]

[ gasps]

[ feedback squealing]

You don't have
to do this, Chuckie.

I want to, Kimi.

Your birthday's gots
to be the bestest

'cause... 'cause...
you're the bestest sister.

Thanks, Chuckie.

You're the bestest
brother.

[ sighs]

Come on, let's go get us
a birthday cake!

[ gasps]

[ screams]

Look, there's
your cake!

And our mommies
and daddies, too!

We found my party!

Come on!

Chuckie, your
mommy and daddy.

I know.

Follow that cake!

[ dance music playing]

PHIL:
We're surrounded.

LIL:
Which way did they go?

Someone booster me up.

CHUCKIE:
They're over there!

Where are the kids?

They must be
backstage.

We did it!

Now, you're going
to have

the bestest birthday
for sure, Kimi.

Here's your cake!

[ all gasp]

Your cakey turned
into melty stuff.

[ gasps]
I'm sorry, Kimi.

I tried real hard,
but... but...

it's not going to be
the bestest birthday.

But I gots the bestest friends

in the whole
wild world

and the bestest
brother.

As long as you're here,

it's the best
birthday ever!

PHIL:Hey!

This melty stuff
tastes pretty good.

Try it.

DIDI:
There they are!

And they like the cake!

This is a great party
after all.

[ crowd cheers and applauds]

Before we get going,

I want to introduce you to
someone very close to my heart.

This is my pal Kimi,
and today is her birthday.

So let's give it up for Kimi.

Yeah!

[ cheering]

[ band plays rock tune]

♪ Gettin' older can be
such a drag ♪

♪ But not when you're a mini
and you get a goodie bag. ♪

♪ It's Kimi's birthday,
so have a piece of cake ♪

♪ I would have made it,
only I can't bake. ♪

♪ Kimi, Kimi's birthday,
Kimi, Kimi rocks ♪

♪ Kimi, Kimi's birthday,
the fun never stops. ♪

[ babies laughing]

You were right,
Chuckie.

This is the bestest
birthday ever.

[ laughs]

Happy birthday, Kimi.

[ babies laughing]

CHAS:
How about another
game of Parcheesi?