[ mouse squeaks ]
[ penguins wenk ]
[ all cheering ]
[ screeches ]
♪ Adventure Time ♪
♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪
♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪
♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪
♪ The fun will never end ♪
♪ It's Adventure Time ♪
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
[ both grunt ]
Look, Jake, more Guardians.
The Citadel, I presume.
Likely so.
Hey, do you think maybe one
of them could be my dad?
Nah, I don't think so.
We'll probably know
when we see him.
FINN:
Right. Right.
That makes sense.
[ humming ]
[ static warbles ]
Hey, the Lich, again.
This must be where
the prison cells be at.
See?
Good riddance, too.
I hope you rot forever,
you awful jerk flapper.
Some people just make the
world a worse place to be,
just by being around, Jake.
That's right.
Bad apples.
Lock 'em all up, I say,
at the bottom of the ocean,
where it's too dark to see.
Look at that weird,
old kid down there.
He looks just like you.
Man, look at his clothes.
Daddyyyyyyyyy!
Wup!
[ thud! ]
Aah!
All locked up in there.
D-do you think maybe
he's a criminal, too?
Well, it had crossed my mind.
[ groans ]
Geez, man.
I wish I hadn't said
all that stuff before.
Now my heart feels
yellow and green.
[ groans loudly ]
[ sighs ]
Maybe we shouldn't
even have come here.
Whaaaaaa?!
[ blowing rapidly ]
Jake, what did you do?!
It wasn't me!
It came from up there!
Gah!
He's melting the crystal all up!
Breaking cats
out left and right!
Turning cats gray!
[ roars ]
FINN:
Did he trick us, again?
I think he did.
MAN:
Hey, kid.
[ blows ]
hey, do me a favor.
Get me out of here, huh?
This fire smells crazy!
[ glass shatters ]
[ groans ]
thanks, kid.
Now, where'd you guys
park your Star skip per?
This place is coming down quick,
and I'm talking quick
like zip-zip, like wow.
Like boom-boom wow.
[ whimpers ]
Oh, we -- we
don't have a Star skip per.
Also, Finn's your son.
Whaaat?!
No Star skip per.
[ clears throat ]
I said,
"Finn's your son."
He came a long way to meet you.
Son? Oh.
Hey, good for you, kid.
In other news, I still
got to get out of here,
and the ground is melting.
Huh.
It's all pooling in the center.
FINN: Hey, um, I -- I
wanted to ask you something.
I…well…
DAD:
Hup!
FINN:
Hey, wait up!
[ muffled ]
dad! wait!
[ gasps ]
[ both gasping ]
Dad, I wanted to ask you --
Whoa a a ah!
A a a ah!
[ all groaning, gasping ]
[ coughing ]
Aah!
[ energy warbles,
train whistle blows ]
No!
Gree nah gah bah
ga da da brahdada!
Gra gra gra gra bra!
[ laughs ]
Finn, I know we normally
come out of these things okay,
but I got a bad
feeling about this.
Just promise me --
if both my eyes get fried off,
you'll fry yours off, too.
What?
No.
Listen, you don't got to worry
about a thing, Jake old pal.
We just need to defeat
those five space villains,
hijack the shard
they're hijacking,
and sail it home to safety.
Easy peasy.
DAD:
Yeah, Jake, smarten up.
Soon as the last Guardian dies,
the fighting stops.
See?
He's biting the dust right now.
[ screams ]
[ groans ]
Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh…
[ weakly ]
It's…okay. It's okay.
Uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
You just got to fetch me a gob
of that Guardian blood, son.
It's got that good nooch that
keeps us young in the crystal.
Nooch?
Come on, now, partner.
No doddling.
Your old man needs you.
[ tink! ]
[ sighs ]
Attaboy, Flynn!
Do it for your old man!
Yeah, just get right in there!
Don't be shy!
[ grunting ]
[ splash! ]
Yeah!
Hey, good job, son.
Now rub some of that
sap on my leg there.
Make sure to get it into
the chicken-wing hole.
[ groans ]
Dad?
Martin.
Okay, M-martin.
We need to talk.
Yeah, okay, kid,
but hurry it up.
I'm trying to act cool here,
but this thing really stings!
[ inhales deeply ]
Why did you abandon me in the
forest when I was a little baby?
oh. i mean
[chuckles lightly]
you know me.
I'm a funny guy.
Wha--what?…
[ exhales deeply ]
I don't know.
It was a long time ago.
Who knows?
Like, maybe you left me.
[ sighs ]
But, hey, Daddy's back!
[ grunts ]
You and me, Daddy and baby.
Or should I say,
"Baby and Daddy"?
Now slap that sap.
[ groans ]
Uck.
Whoa!
Would you look at that?
Smooth like new.
[ scoffs ]
Couldn't fix the boot, too, huh?
Dude, s'mores important
junk happening!
Look!
[ bubbling ]
It's time to peel
bananas on this fool…
As a family!
How about it, Martin?
Dad?
I got to run to the store!
[ groans ]
[ expl*si*n ]
Huh?
Fall.
[ groans softly ]
[ laughs ]
[ groans ]
LICH:
You are alone, child.
[ groans ]
There is only darkness for you,
and only death for your people.
These ancients are
just the beginning.
I will command a great
and terrible army.
[ groaning weakly ]
And we will sail to
a billion worlds.
We will sail until every
light has been extinguished.
You are strong, child.
But I am beyond strength.
I am the end.
And I have come for you, Finn.
[ groans weakly ]
[ gasps ]
Gah!
[ groaning ]
What?
You don't like this stuff, huh?
[ whimpering ]
Right in the doorbell.
Dad!
Jake, finish off the Lich!
I got to go catch my dad!
Finn, forget that loser!
[ humming ]
Dad! Wait!
Hey, cool guys.
Looking for a new boss?
[ tink! ]
[ chomping ]
Chew faster.
That guy's really moving.
[ rip! ]
Hyup! Ugh!
[ groaning ]
Dad, stop!
Finn!
[ groans ]
Martin, I won't let you escape!
Hey, hey!
You're a void caster, right?
We got to put some…
gas in this buggy.
[ energy warbles ]
Finn, let go!
He's not worth it!
[ screaming ]
[ gasps ]
Oh, gross.
Pedal to the metal.
[ energy warbles ]
[ screams ]
[ gasps ]
MARTIN:
Hey, what about air --
It'll be okay, dude.
[ sighs ]
I mean, at least you
finished off the Lich, right?
Oh, yeah, that's the good news.
I didn't have to.
One sec.
Up you go!
Check this out.
Brand-new baby.
The Lich is super cute now,
and he smells real neat.
That sap rebooted
him or something.
[ lips pop ]
I like him a lot.
[ train whistle blows ]
Over here, fellas!
Next stop -- The Candy Kingdom.
Previous stop --
this weird place.
Mr. Pig, I think we
should get a d--
[ doorbell rings ]
JAKE:
Okay, run. Go, go, go!
Oh!
Oh, this changes everything!
Hello!
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪
♪ We can wander through the forest ♪
♪ And do so as we please ♪
♪ Come along with me ♪
♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪
This party is so crazy!