06x06 - Breezy

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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06x06 - Breezy

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[ mouse squeaks ]

[ penguins wenk ]

[ all cheering ]

[ screeches ]

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

Uhmmmmm…

What is it?

It is looking droopier.

But I've been pounding pickle
juice like I was preggos.

For the electrolytes.

Well, switch back to water.

But what I really want to know
is, how are you feeling, Finn?

What?

Oh. I don't know.

[ imitates trumpet tooting ]

I guess I don't feel anything.

Bleh.

Okay, that's what I thought.

You got to bounce back, man.

You got burned by your bad Dad,
you lost your arm,

and all the ladies say you don't
talk to Flame Princess no more.

Who's ea yin' that?

Finn, flowers
thrive on good vibes.

As your doctor, I'm ordering you
to go out and have fun, okay?

You want to go with me to Crab
Princess' party tonight?

Uh, what?

Like, as a date?

Sure.

That would be fun, right?

Finn, I don't date my patients.

It's cool.

Guess I'll go make
out with Crab Princess.

Okay.
Tell her I said "Hi"!

♪ I'm lost
in the darkness ♪

♪ What will this bring? ♪

♪ Autumn descends on me ♪

♪ Autumn ♪

♪ What do I see? ♪

♪ Oh, so beautiful ♪

♪ My heart it beats ♪

♪ Oh, so magical ♪

♪ I'm lost
in the darkness ♪

♪ What will this bring? ♪

[ dance music plays ]

[ sighs ]

Aah!

Watch it, Crab Princess!

I'm sorry.

You ain't my man!

So why are you
all up in my lumps?!

[ grunts ]

Hey, Finn, could you pour
this juice into my mouth?

What? Pfft!

Aah!

I can't reach my juice.

Yo, come on, bee!

Geez!

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I didn't realize --
didn't realize what?

That there's a person
attached to this flower?

Uh, yes.

I'm sorry.

But it's only because your
flower's the greatest miracle

of all time.

It's just doing
something to me. I --

Oh, that's cool.

Thanks, Beezy.

My name's Breezy.

RAGGEDY PRINCESS:
Never mind, Finn.

[ laughs, coughs ]

[ laughing ]

So, uh, what are you doing here?

Heh.

Ah, well, I came here to
make out with Crab Princess,

but I sort of lost
steam on the walk over.

I don't know what
crabs are into.

I'm just gonna stop trying
and let my flower wilt away.

Who cares?

I'll try for you, man!

Whoa! Really?

Yeah!

I'm gonna help you, friend!

[ dance music continues ]

Hey, Emerald Princess, you know
what would blow this party up?

What?

If we all got in a line and
just showed off our moves.

[ clapping ]

LSP:
Yeah! Do it!

Oh, my glob!

Aah ha ha! Haa!

CRAB PRINCESS:
Thanks for walking me home, Finn.

I'd invite you over, but you
can't breathe underwater, right?

Not usually, but can
I have a kiss, please?

Uh, okay…

Okay.

Good night, Crab Princess.

Good night, Finn!

[ giggles, gurgles ]

Hey, you did it!

Oh, you're still here.

yeah.
[ chuckles ]

Just checking in…
on my buddy.

So, how you feelin', buddy?

Pretty grease.

I made out with Crab Princess,
so that's grease.

But really I don't feel nothing.

Maybe if I made out
with lots of girls,

I will feel something?

Maybe I'll reach a
"good vibe" saturation point.

And then my flower
will feel good, too…

Your flower feels good, yes.

Hey!

Cut it out, Breezy.

Ha ha! I'm just
messin' around.

We're buddies, right?

Yeah, Breezy, I like you.

You're a good wing man.

Yeah, wing man.

I'm a girl, but all right!

Let's wing man you
some make-outs!

[ horn plays softly ]

[ whispering ]

[ horn blares wildly ]

[ rattling ]

[ upbeat music plays ]

[ giggles ]

Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!

[ indistinct conversations ]

[ chuckles ]

What's up with your head?

Eh, I'm trying something new.

Hey.

How's it going, Miss…?

Frozen Yogurt Princess.

Whoa.

You're a dead ringer
for Flame Princess,

with a smidge of Princess
Bubblegum mixed in.

Guess you're still hung up
on both of 'em, bro.

I ain't hung up on nobody!

Nobody.

Breezy, let's get out of here.

Okay.

She doesn't look anything like
Flame Princess, does she?

I don't know who that is.

Exactly.

I'm just trying to have fun.

You know, doctor's orders.

But I still ain't
feelin' nothing.

[ sighs ]

Maybe I should just let
this poor flower die.

Noooo…

listen, buddy, being a free
spirit is fun and all,

but you got a
responsibility to that flower,

just like I got a
responsibility.

Get this -- I'm actually
a virgin Queen Bee.

I was born to lead a hive,

destined for a life of
obligation and ritual.

Whoa. Bummer.

Yes.

Once I drink of the royal jelly,

my carefree days are done.

Dang. That sounds
like raw deez.

Breezy, you got
to stay free…

free to make out with whatevs.

Yeah, maybe you're right.

You know, it's too bad
we're such great buddies

or we could make
out with each other.

[ chuckles ]

What?

Uh, nothing.
Come on, pal!

Let's run and be free.

[ chuckles nervously ]

Whoops!

I tripped right into you!

[ giggles ]

That's right.

Everybody's havin' fun…

Whoops!

BOTH:
Whoa!

[ humming ]

[ children laughing ]

What's that?

Mnh-mnh!

Hey, girl!

Girl, I know you can hear me!

Girl, get back to your hive!

Ouit hanging out with
that bologna tube!

It's disgusting!

Mnh-mnh.

Yo! Shut it!

She's an independent lady!

Yeah! Shut it!

A'ight!

Hey!

You guys want to roast a wiener?

TOGETH ER:
Yeah!

Gonna teach you to mind
your B's and O's, chump!

Buzzzzz!

Uh! Run, Breezy!

Aah!

You're about to get
waggle-danced, you chicken!

Unh!

Ow! Ooh!

Oh, no! Flower!

I-I mean Finn!

[ gasps ]

[ clattering ]

Aha!

Don't worry, Finn!

I jacked some royal
jelly from their hive!

[ groans ]
Breezy…

No!

[ gulping ]

[ gasps ]

Uh…

A a a ah.

[ grunting ]

[ vomits ]

BREEZY:
Hey, honeybuns!

- [ groans ]
- Whoa! Oh, no!

She got into our
secret sauce, bro!

It's all over!

Long live the Queen!

[ crashing ]

Breezy?

Yes, Finn.

Can't you see?

I've become a Queen
to save you because…

I love your flower and --
and I think… I love you!

Now you can partake of my pollen
crumbles and become my drone.

Um…you know, I'm --

I'm trying to keep it casual, B.

I just don't feel the same way.

I don't feel anything.

But I royal-jellied for you.

[ sniffles ]

I'm lost in
the darkness, Breezy.

[ dance music plays ]

Finn.

Finn.

I saw this already!

I know all about
your dirty deeds.

Now it's Lumpy's turn
to slump those lips!

Bring it in, baby.

Wha?

Where you going?

That's it.

We made out.

Wha-- what?!

I didn't wait infinity for
a dip in the kiddie pool!

We're taking this
to the deep end!

But I'm not a good swimmer.

Don't be scared, Finn.

Lumpy's on lifeguard duty.

How's it going, guy?

Is any of this helping?

I'm gonna forget you did that.

Right in the vault.

[ sighs ]

♪ My love will not fade ♪

♪ I see ♪

♪ Love beyond reason ♪

♪ What do I hear? ♪

♪ Oh, so beautiful ♪

♪ Blooming ♪

♪ This voiceless singing ♪

♪ Is this a dream? ♪

♪ Oh, so magical ♪

♪ My chest is full to burst ♪

♪ This memory of feeling ♪

♪ Ahhhhhh ♪

♪ Who calls
to my heart? ♪

Whoa!

♪ Ahh ahh ahh ♪

♪ My hero arise ♪

♪ Let love be your guide ♪

Whoa, whoa, whoooooa!

[ gasps ]

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

What the lump?

Oh, hey!

Finn, you got your arm back!

[ laughing ]

Whoo-hoo!

Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Breezy…

[ gasps ]

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪

This party is so crazy!
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