07x13 - Stakes Part 8: The Dark Cloud

Episode transcripts for the show, "Adventure Time". Aired: April 5, 2010 - September 3, 2018.*
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Twelve- year-old Finn battles evil in the Land of Ooo.
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07x13 - Stakes Part 8: The Dark Cloud

Post by bunniefuu »

Oh, geez. Oh, geez.

Ugh, come on.

Uh...

Come on.
Come on.

Finn, don't worry about it.

We've got bigger fish
to fry right now.

But...

It's fine.

Pep butt used to love
being scattered all around.

- He used to tell me that.
- Lies!

Those farmers won't keep
this thing busy for long.

So it's up to the four of us
to stop him.

Are you ready,
Marceline?

Marceline?

Hey, what's wrong?

Me, I guess.

- What?
- Me.

I'm wrong.

This... all of this!
This is all my fault.

Even just fighting the vampires
in the first place

screwed everything up.

Sure screwed me up,
anyway.

And, geez Louise,

trying to fix it...
Trying to fix me...

Just made things
a thousand times worse

so why even try, you know?
What's the point?

What? Marceline, no.
Come on!

We're always the underdogs,
you and me,

and we always
pull through.

Like that one time,
you remember?

The case of
the purloined egg?

No!

I told you, that's it.
I'm done.

All right people,
this is our last stand!

It's gonna take every one of us
to see this thing through...

Me, Onion man, Short man,
Terry... whoa! Short-stack,

Good-Beard, Deshawn, Seedman,
Sandwich Paul, Angry Susan...

- Muy Linda, Dr. Belstar...
- Help!

Limbo Man, Quasar, Dogman,
Tightwad, Raspberry Sam...

- Up here!
- Deejay fresh-start, and my boy big trace.

You sure you're not coming,
Marceline?

We could really use
your help.

Marceline?

Okay,
maybe later then.

Come on, Finn!
Let me hear that w*r cry!

Well, you finally did it,
big guy.

You won.
Well played.

I just kind of wish

you would gotten it over with
a thousand years ago

and saved us all
some trouble.

Better late than never,
I guess.

♪ Smelled something bad ♪

♪ Just a sec, now it's gone ♪

♪ Was it there all along? ♪

♪ Smelled like garbage
and cheese ♪

♪ Was it just on the breeze? ♪

♪ Or was it me? ♪

- ♪ Was it reality? ♪
- ♪ Was it reality? ♪

You remembered my song!

Simon?
Wh-What are you doing here?

Well, I saw through
my peeping scope

that everything was going boom
and exploding and monsters,

and all my friends were in grave
danger and horrible torment.

And you wanted to help?

No!
I felt left out.

I'm just a phone call away,
you know?

I'm sorry, Simon.
Next time, for sure.

Anyway, you don't want in
on this fight.

- This one's a loser.
- Oh, I see.

Sittin' this one out,
huh?

Yeah, I guess.

And don't try
to talk me out of it.

What? No, no,
I'm right there with you.

You and me...
We're survivors, right?

Like cockroaches or rats.

Sure, you could fight
and try to save the day,

but what if you lose?

Then what?
You could die.

Better to run and hide
like a rat, right, buddy?!

Ugh!

Did you just call me
a cockroach, Simon?!

What? No!
No, no, no, no.

- Thanks, buddy.
- Yes.

Ahh, this is nice.

Getting a little warm
for royal fineries, though.

Mm-hmm!

Princess?
It sounds pretty bad out there.

Perhaps you should
protect your people?

Yeesh, it does sound bad!

Hey, Banana men,
listen to your princess!

In my kingdom,
we look after our own... me!

You look after me!
Close the gates!

Aah!

Sh-She's beautiful.

You're preaching
to the preacher, brother.

I'm beautiful!
Close the gate!

No.
You're not beautiful.

We see you clearly now.
You're earwax!

You're earwax!

Aah! Huh?!

And the power returns to crunchy!
Aah!

But you love m-e-e-e-e!

And instead of a wax idol,

they shall have
a true princess...

Wrought of iron,
with teeth of diamonds.

Her heart is ice!
Her will is fire!

Princess crunchy,
the unforgiving!

Go fight that thing for me!

Whoa!

Finn, this ain't workin'.
It's just fart grabbin'.

Yeah, but what else
can we do?

Dudes, I don't know.

Look!

Whoa!

I'm gonna poop my pants

if Finn kills this guy
instead of me!

Wha?!

King?

Vampire king?

You still in here?

Hello?

Too bad.

Oh, boy!
Ooh, I am famished!

The beast weakens!

Whoa-ho-ho.
Whoa!

Marceline?

Marceline? Marceline?
Marceline?

Marceline?

Sorry, what?

I was just saying
we stocked your fridge

with lipstick and stuff,
so you'll have lots to eat.

Aww, thanks, dude.

Also, we got you crosswords,
soo-doo-koos,

and connect-the-dots.

Just take her easy,
buddy.

Sure.

Oh, hey, I was thinking...
So, once I usurp crunchy,

I'll have my castle
back again,

and there's plenty of room there
if you don't want to be alone.

No, I think I need
to ruminate a little...

Think about being
a vampire again.

Are you, uh...
Do you feel bad?

I don't want to say,
like,

"I'm sorry
about who you are"

or anything
if you're feeling okay,

but... I don't know
how bad news all of this is...

Right?

Nah, I'm cool being
a vampire again.

Being mortal was good.

At the same time,
it was terrifying.

Now I'm a vampire with
fresh mortal memories and...

I don't know...
More empathy or something...

More grown-up.

Bonnie, thank you
for helping me grow up.

Now, I guess we get to hang out
together forever.

- Take care!
- See ya, Marcy!

Later, vampire queen!

Your friends seem nice.

Um... are you, like,
in my head now, or what?

For now.

Well, just don't
get in my wa...

♪ Let's go in the garden ♪

♪ You'll find
something waiting ♪

♪ Right there where you left it,
lying upside down ♪

♪ When you finally find it ♪

♪ You'll see how it's faded ♪

♪ The underside is lighter ♪

♪ When you turn it around ♪

♪ Everything stays ♪

♪ Right where you left it ♪

♪ Everything stays ♪

♪ But it still changes ♪

♪ Ever so slightly ♪

♪ Daily and nightly ♪

♪ In little ways ♪

♪ When everything stays ♪

♪♪

FREDERATOR

This party is so crazy!

♪♪
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