I'm tired of "Pilgrims of the Land."
I hate that board game.
You're just saying that because
Pep But b*at you every time.
It's just pilgriming around.
There's no point.
There point is building
and developing holdings
while trading and acquiring resources.
Yeah, well, nobody ate my guac.
This is homemade, broham.
This ain't no store guac.
You know I love your guac.
Magnifique.
No, this is bad.
Maybe you don't get art.
It's disrespectful to
the kingdom's holdings.
It's fresh.
That's illegal!
And beautiful.
What?
Yah!
Aw.
- Hi.
- Hey.
- Hey, stop.
- No. Wait.
Stop!
Hey!
Hi.
Hello.
You already grabbed me.
You sure?
This... this is...
- Delinquent vandalism?
- A beautiful statement?
Very interesting.
Go back to the barracks
and find out which Banana Guard
is responsible for this.
Why don't you just go
and ask them yourself?
The Banana Guards are really
afraid of getting into trouble.
They love me, but I think
they're secretly scared of me.
Here. You can slip in during
the changing of the guards.
Not yet.
Three, two, one.
10 whipped cream pies.
That's enough, Banana Guard 12.
Okay, everyone, time for
morning calisthenics.
Jump for old colonel.
Yes. Good.
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
All right, now, that's enough.
It's time for daily worship.
Gaze upon the divine and
terrible countenance.
Please, almighty princess, forgive us.
Sorry, PB.
Yeah, man. Me, too, Prubs.
Come on, bro. Just 10 more reppies.
How the hank are we gonna find out
which one of them is the graffiti fiend?
That's easy, man.
We'll lure him out of hiding
with an irresistible temptation,
then trap him.
Watch and learn, rookie.
Good sesh, bro.
Yeah, brothers!
We're all brothers, you know,
fighting crimes and
making rhymes, right?
But also how about making a
little crime ourselves, right?
I mean, how do we know about crime
if we never done one before?
- Am I right?
- That makes sense.
Why don't we meet over by that
big, blank wall later tonight
bring a little paint, and see
where things go from there?
I don't see anybody, Jake.
They'll be here. Don't worry none.
My plan is good.
Both: What the...?
There they are!
Those guys wanted to commit crimes!
No, we...
We caught the crime-inals!
I just got that.
Good job, boys.
Just leave them to me.
What the heck, Finn?
I was just trying to shake
the bushes, you know?
Lure them out of hiding
with an irresistible...
Hold up. I already did this bit.
Well, you got to be
more subtle next time.
What next time? They know our faces now.
Banana Guards, please
welcome these new recruits.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Okay, subtle.
Maybe we should split up
and just look around...
Cover more ground that way.
Now, that's some detective
thinking, Finn.
What the...? Horse?
Hey, man is there a horse in...
- Hey, what was that?
- Nothing.
- Swore I heard a...
- Wha?
Files.
What?
All files.
Please go away.
Okay.
I want back in there now! Come on!
I love you.
Hey, did you see a-a...
A something come by here?
No. Just me and this door here.
Yeah. Showers.
Sweet, hot shower to get
my head back on straight.
That heavenly singing.
Hey, who's singing in there?!
I like your... song.
- Now, hold on a second.
- I love you.
Get out of here right now, you.
Some kind of
conspiracy is afoot,
but how deep does this
rabbit hole goooo?
Hey, man, that's not bad.
It's not that great.
No, it's good, man.
Maybe, though, add some shading
around where the head shadows the neck.
Make sure it's obvious where the
light source is coming from.
It'll help give the drawing
more volume and depth.
Whoa. You're really good at art, man.
Art.
Could this be the guy?
Gotcha.
Well, bye.
Wait a minute.
Mister...?
Banana Guard 16.
You sure know a lot about art and stuff.
Yeah.
Do you have some art of your
own I could look off of
and get, um, I don't know,
inspiration from?
Inspiration.
Follow me.
In here.
I found this walled off area
while cleaning one day.
I like to use it as my,
my studio, I guess.
Maybe this will inspire you.
My glob. These are gorgeous.
Hey, thanks.
Is this why you've been painting
outside walls, Banana Guard 16?
... I just needed more space
to express my artistic impulses.
This stuff is great.
You should hang it in a gallery.
No. Princess Bubblegum would hate that.
Banana Guards are just
supposed to... guard.
She's take me apart to
find out what went wrong.
Nah. She's nice, dude.
Nice? Don't you know nothing?
She's an unknowable goddess.
When the first candy
people rose against her,
she transformed them
into hideous monsters.
Her own brother, Neddy,
she imprisoned him
beneath the great tree.
And the rattleball boys?
She iced all those guys.
She's amazing, and she's flipping scary.
But nice.
I never show anybody this place.
If they found me out,
who knows what dark and
terrible fate would await me.
But I don't know, man.
I trust you.
We're kindred artistic souls.
Totes.
Ha-ha! Busted!
Slam!
Jake!
Got him in his hidey-hole.
Good work, Finn.
You set me up.
Man, banana
guarding is rough.
One rando genetic mutation,
and any one of those dudes would
be in the same boat as BG-16.
The same boat.
Oops!
Sorry, man. There you go.
Hey, wait. That's not the same...
Banana Guard 16, step forward.
Sorry, PB.
I goofed up. I think we lost him.
I'm Banana Guard 16.
Aw, dude. Come on.
Punish me.
I am ready.
No! I am Banana Guard 16.
I am Banana Guard 16.
- I'm Banana Guard 16.
- I'm Banana Guard 16.
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!
I'm Banana Guard 16.
I'm not gonna punish you,
Banana Guard 16.
You're not?
Of course not.
Your murals are so beautiful.
I want you to paint one
in the banquet hall.
The princess spared him.
She's so merciful.
Make way!
Merciful princess.
Thank you for sparing
your lowly servant.
Buh-buh-buh. No, no, no.
I'm just a person.
I've done things in the past,
things I'm not proud of.
But today, I'm here to celebrate.
Princess...
I love you.
Wow.
My Banana Guards are so talented.
I grew these hi-da-roponically.
And I can actually play really good.
Um, princess?
Yes?
I don't have a special talent.
That's okay, too.
Hooray!