[Mouse squeaks]
[Penguins chirp]
[Screeches]
[All cheering]
[Screeches]
[Quacks]
I "Adventure Time" J“
I Come on, grab your friends J“
J“ We're going to
very distant lands J“
J“ With Jake the dog
and Finn the human I
J“ The fun will never end J“
I It's "Adventure Time" I
FINN:
One, two, three, go!
JAKE:
Whoops!
Look what treasures
the low tide has revealed.
SNAKE:
Oh, Glob, my door.
JAKE:
I don't know.
This place is kind of
a bust, man.
We're investigating
early human culture.
We'II probably find all kinds
of cursed artifacts.
Hmm, it has been a while since
I had a good hex put on me.
— Oh, yeah, pretty spooky.
—[Snake hisses]
Someone could definitely
get cursed in here,
and I hope it's me!
SUSAN: Look.
Art facts.
Whoa. It's the bones
of a prehistoric horse.
They were totally covered
in feathers,
and they used their poles
to sting people
who tried to steal their honey.
Horse honey?
Pshh!
You said there'd be hexes
and sup——
—[Squeak!]
— A demon!
Oh, nah.
It's just a little cutie.
[Grunts]
Huh?
The dino plush is cursed.
Come to me, angry demons!
Teach me a dark lesson.
I think it's an Ooo—quake!
_ [|_ — Run!
aughs] Aw!
[AII scream]
Woof.
Hey, bozos, it's me.
Cyber—Tiffany!
Tiffany!
I thought you got ate
by the worm queen.
Come with me, and I'll explain
almost everything.
SHIP:
Welcome, new flesh.
Pretty nice, huh?
I mean, I came straight
from a worm queen's intestines,
so I'm biased.
I was like a crazed
vermilion crab
limping along the seafloor.
How'd you get
that sick bionic arm?
Oh, this old thing?
It was a gift from the doctor.
The doctor?
Later, Jake.
Later.
— But how did you ——
— Cyber shush, Finn!
Wait for the reveal.
Well, I think bionic arms
are cool, don't you, Susan?
Susan?
[Robotic buzzing]
Dang, you speak robot?
Hey, stay with the tour!
[Robotic buzzing]
Unlocking sequence confirmed.
How'd you do that?
So what?
I've been here loads of times.
Whoa! Look at all these
dang beakers!
Please keep out
of restricted areas.
[Robotic buzzing]
Susan?
[Heart b*ating]
Clearance confirmed.
Hmm? Oh, my.
Just —— Just one second.
How wonderful to meet you all.
I'm Dr. Gross.
Dr. Gross?
That's a funny name.
Ha! It is.
What a treat to meet
a perceptive young man.
Hey, Dr. G, can you write
a prescription for my bro,
'cause his cheeks
are pretty red.
Such a splendid display
of male camaraderie.
Dr. Gross, what do you get up
to in this totally cool place?
I'm so glad you asked.
I Evolution's
a natural process I
I But it's not exactly
the fastest I
I You can reach your potential I
I With just a little help I
I Get some light surgery I
I Shake off the anesthesia
and you'll see I
I That science has made you
more special I
I With just a little help I
I Step into my menagerie I
I One look at my lab
and you'll see I
I The opposite of extinction I
I Nature leveled up I
FINN: Wow, these dudes
look mad advanced.
They're mash—ups, bro.
DR. GROSS: I A shark that breathes air I
I And likes to eat cheese I
[Gasps]
I A really fast chick
with wasp wings I
Click.
I An electric eel
powered by wind I
I When it's dark,
that eel's idea! I
I And one of my best hybrids I
I A guy that knows
what time it is I
[Clock chiming]
— Bravo!
— Bravo!
This zoo's amazing.
You got any normal animals
like hummingbirds or bats?
This isn't a zoo, zoo nerd.
It's a menagerie.
DR. GROSS:
That's quite all right.
We don't have any non—hybrid
animals here, Finn.
And even if we did,
they'd probably die...
of envy.
[Laughter]
[Tapping on glass]
What's this guy's deal?
That's a scorp—munk.
JAKE: [Chuckles]
Look at you go, girl.
Hmm, it's almost like he's
trying to tell me something.
DR. GROSS: Sweet granny!
Look at the hour.
And so many more
wonderful things still to do.
JAKE: Hope we're going
to the snack room.
Geez.
I did my warning dance
and everything.
DR. GROSS: This is the wonderful
and amazing examination room.
Did you hear that, Susan?
The imagination room.
DR. GROSS:
Please take a seat.
You've all been
such super guests, so...
Iollipops for everyone!
TOGETHER: Yay!
But Finn told Susan not to take
candy from strangers.
A stranger's just a friend you
haven't taken candy from yet.
DR. GROSS: Well said.
So, eat them quick,
and let's get this show started.
You're going to show me if
you're right for my "process."
Just got to get more
"comfortable" first.
Uh, I liked it better
when you were singing songs.
DR. GROSS:
Oh, yeah, that feels better.
Sometimes I just got to get out
of this hot STIM suit.
— It's so stuffy.
— You're human?!
I thought I was the last one.
Well, me and Martin.
And Betty.
And sometimes Ice King?
Yeah, and I still have
questions about Susan.
Actually, human plus.
[Whirring]
Mods.
Humans have relied on mods
for thousands of years.
Glasses to let us see better,
artificial hearts
to replace bum tickers,
and the next logical step ——
scissor hands
and telescopic spider legs.
And the longer you work for me,
the more mods you'll earn.
It's like an incentive program.
It's a great program.
Cool, huh?
Sure, mods are cool,
but check out
my stretching powers, Dr. G.
100% natchy.
[Squeak, thwack]
Jake!
I can't move my limbs/torso!
Dr. Gross, help!
Uh—Oh.
Susan's stuck, too.
Oh, you put the paralyzing
juice in the candy.
My boss is so smart.
Yes,yes.
Now, let's get to work.
Assistants!
TIFFANY:
Wolf—Iards!
They got the high endurance
of a sea lard combined with
the bloodthirsty k*ller
instincts of a sea lard.
Is this still part of the tour?
What are you doing, Dr. Gross?
They used to ask me that all
the time back at the island.
"What are you doing, Dr. Gross?
You'll never get away
with this."
Lady, you are sick!
[Scoffs]
None of you normies
know what you want.
So it's up to me
and my hybrid army
to drag all the other humans
into a golden age.
Wait, other humans?
There are more humans?!
Let's get you prepped.
[Razor buzzing]
My Style!
Let's see what kind of melon
you got going here.
Oh, you've already got
an implant.
Looks deactivated, though.
X—J—7—7.
Wait!
You're one of ——
[Grunts]
Susan, what's happening?
I missed that whole exchange!
But I dosed the candy.
Susan tricked all y'all.
Hey, let go of my buddies!
[HonkH
She's getting away!
No biggie, Tiffany.
My pets will bring them back.
[Pinging]
[Growls]
[Shrieks]
[Roars]
[Hisses]
DR. GROSS:
Fetch 'em up.
SUSAN:
This way.
Right, left.
Dang, Susan, did you
memorize the layout?
Susan just know somehow.
[Roanng]
Susan will protect you!
Susan!
Good job, Tiff.
Now let's get you scamps back
to the operating table.
We'll never work for you,
you monster!
I don't get it.
Don't you guys want
to hang outwith me?
Oh, it's okay, Tiffany.
We'll just use them
for spare parts!
You can't do that, boss.
I've got a blood—brother
connection to Jake.
And to a much
lesser extent, Finn.
Don't you worry.
Tomorrow, I'll splice you
a new dog boy.
— Tiffany!
— Tiffany!
[Thinking] Crisis.
Another critical life juncture
in the ongoing saga
that is Tiffany.
Tiffany, now!
Mm!
No!
DR. GROSS; Huh?
SHIP:
Coo/ant leak.
Cascade failure imminent.
You are gonna get
such a write—up.
Get out of here!
Don't worry about me!
— Okay.
— DR. GROSS: Wait!
Aren't you curious
about how I know you?
In three, two, one, dive.
Tiffany will be okay, man.
[expl*si*n]
Tiffany will
probably be okay, man.
—[Screeching]
— Oh, shmow.
Looks like some
of the hybrids busted out.
Hey, scorp—munk!
I hope nothing too big
gotloose.
[Roars]
FINN:
Like that giant electro eel.
Headed straight towards
the Candy Kingdom.
[Eel roars]
I Come along with me I
I And the butterflies and bees I
This party is so crazy!