[ Quacking ]
[Warble, zap! ]
[ Roars ]
J‘ "Adventure Time" I
I Come on, grab your friends I
I We'll go to very
messed—up lands I
I With Firm and Jake,
Ice King, and Betty J“
J” Who knows how it will end? I
J” It's "Adventure Time" J”
Hmm.
Whoa, neat—o.
How do you make it bigger?
My magic skills
are seriously drained.
Right now all I can do is
activate these thumbnails.
Come on, guys.
Come on, guys.
Let‘s work the problem.
Let‘s fix Ooo.
Come on, guys.
I know I'm saying
“Come on, guys" a lot.
Sorry.
It's okay.
Hmm.
Hey, if you need help turning
the pages, I‘m your guy.
I do this thing
where I lick my finger,
and then the moisture helps grip
the corner of the page.
I wonder if the Enchiridion's
been licked
by, like,
thousands of wizards?
I know how
to turn pages, man.
I was
a graduate student!
"Graduate student"?
What the heck is that?
You graduated,
but you're still a student?
Doesn't
make any sense.
Where‘s the dog?
Can the dog
do something about this?
Okay, I'm a—comin'.
You're wired, buddy.
We‘ve been going
like gangbusters
since we got
back.
[Lullaby plays]
I don't got no time
for this nonsense!
Shh, Shh, shh.
What are you doing?
Are you swaddling me?
I'd hardly call this
swaddling.
I'm just tucking you in.
This feels nice.
Nice tucking, brother.
40 winks
never hurt anybody.
[ Yawns ]
Yeah, a dozen top——
[ Snores ]
Wait! That symbol,
I've seen it before.
Oh, that's great!
I'm proud of you, buddy.
[Gunter squawks]
No, not you.
I said "buddy" not “Gunty.”
Jake was right.
I feel great.
Hey Jake, you were —— holy!
Jake, wake up!
Where's the rest
of the Cloud Kingdom?
Huh?
Where's Simon and Betty?
I guess we must‘ve
broken off and floated away
“loose—tooth—style. "
Why'd you let me
go to sleep?
Look what happens
when you go to sleep!
How‘re we gonna
get down from here?! How?!
I can stretch us down.
Oh. Yeah.
[ Legs stretching ]
[Wind whistling]
Windy.
What the jibbs, dude?
I can‘t even see the ground.
Hmm.
Hey, let‘s glide down!
Yeah!
[ Laughter]
I love gliding!
Yeah, Jake, yeah!
[Laughs ] Whoo—hoo!
Oh, geez.
I got to go back for a sec.
What? We just started.
Got to go back!
What is it?
Tell me what's wrong.
Emergency!
Jake, why can't you just
go while you‘re gliding?
We're on a clock here.
Hey! Turn around.
I can't go with you
looking at me.
I'm sorry.
Ican‘t go
when I'm gliding.
Feels weird.
Just be quick, man.
000 needs us.
What is that?
What?
It's another little cloud, but
this one has a small door.
Cloud with
a small door, Jake!
Dude,
face the other way!
Dude, it‘s getting away.
Aw, it's hopeless.
I got to wait until
I can go again.
Just have to stop
thinking about it.
Okay, come on, Jake.
You can do it.
Come on, Jake.
Just stop thinking about it.
Come on, Jake.
Come on, Jake.
Listen, I don't even think
gliding is a good plan.
We should sit tight,
chill out,
and wait for Ice King
and Betty to look for us.
You know what you need?
What?
A haircut?
A haircut.
J‘J‘
Come on, man. We haven‘t done
this since we were kids.
Yeah, but I bet it works.
I bet it calms you
the jibbs down.
Hmm.
All right.
[Giggles]
Yes, sir, I sure
like cutting hair.
[ Groans ]
Mr. Mertens?
I know I'm just
a humble scissors jockey,
but you‘ve been coming in
my shop for almost 20 years.
I can tell when you got
something on your mind.
[Sighs]
Ithink ——
Ithink what's
bugging me is...
[ Voice over ] The haircut
therapy is working.
...all this
elemental stuff happened
because I acted selfishly.
Oh, yeah?
It's like I'm
employee of the month
at an ice cream store, and I get
someone to cover my shift,
and when I come back, the place
is b*rned to the ground
and everyone I love
is doomed.
And now we're up here, and we
can‘t do anything to help.
Did I secretly want
that to happen?
Like, deep down inside,
was I afraid Fern
would be better than me?
And my lizard brain
put out bad vibes?
I guess the worst part
of all is...
All right, you're all done,
Mr. Mertens.
How‘s it look?
Jake! I was talking
about important stuff.
Sorry. I always get
caught up in the haircut.
Talcum?
Enough calm!
What are you doing?
I'm doing something...
for 000!
Nothing we do will
help 000 right now.
Don‘t you get it?
I'm worried, too.
I‘ve been trying to
distract you from all this,
but that doesn't mean I‘m happy
with the way things are going.
Jake.
Look at all this beautiful
blue around us.
It's pretty, right?
But you know
what I‘ve been thinking?
What if we're dead?
I didn‘t say it because
I didn't want to worry you.
I'm the big brother, so I‘m
supposed to keep it together.
And, okay, say
I'm wrong about being dead.
Here's the best case scenario ——
my kids are candy zombies.
And Lady is made out of
taffy or something!
[Sighs ] I've got
so many things
to worry about
you don't even know.
I try to keep my worries hidden,
but where does that send them?
To my kidneys?
That can‘t be good.
Snip, snip.
Being stuck on a cloud
isn't so bad.
It's weird, but we've gotten out
of weirder situations, right?
Right. Do you want the
back tapered?
No, no thanks.
Fade?
No fade.
I feel a lot better
now, thanks.
That'll be $6.50.
Here's 7 bucks.
You‘re too generous.
Here, take it, young man.
—No, sir, please.
— I‘ll put it in your backpack.
Please, sir,
I have my dignity.
[Both laughing]
Well, whatever happens
in the future,
I know what we should do.
What?
Open a barber shop.
I could get into that.
Maybe when I‘m 35.
It happens sooner
than you think.
J” Time passes like
a little cloud, my friend J”
J” But don't be cowed,
my friend J”
J” Just stay positive J‘
That's the thing, right?
Right!
J” I'll try to remember
not to be sucky—like J”
J” But I'll be more plucky,
like the birdies who sing J
J” Tra—la J”
J” Cheep, cheep, cheep,
cheep, cheep, cheep J”
J” Tra—laaa J”
J” Cheep, cheep, cheep,
cheep, cheep, cheep J”
J” Tra—laaaa J”
J” Cheep, cheep, cheep,
cheep, cheep, cheep J”
J” Tra—laaaa J”
Hey, there's
that cloud again.
Hey, what's behind
that door, huh?
It's what everybody's
been wondering.
Yeah, maybe it's
our way out of here.
What's behind
the door?
It's...
a cloud restroom.
If you‘ll excuse me
for a minute.
Don't look.
There's a door.
I don't care! Don't look
in this direction!
It makes me feel
like you can hear
my most private
business.
[Urinating]
[ Growls ]
Hey, Jake!
It's not a toilet.
It's some kind of angler lard!
I don't care what it is,
I got to go.
Wah! What the...?
Hey, lard! Lard!
Go away!
Hold on, Jake.
It's Super Bespoke Jacket Guy!
Since when is it such a hassle
just to take a whiz?!
Hey, lard, do you mind
if I call you Cloudy?
Hey, Cloudy, what do you want
to eat a smelly old dog for?
Thanks.
Get a whiff of this.
[Inhales deeply]
You like that?
This is a bespoke
Ice King jacket.
You got his
ancient man scent?
[ Snorts ]
Go get him, boy!
Find the Ice King!
Are you being
digested in there?
Just a little.
Hmph.
‘Scuse me.
Ouch!
Thanks for not
digesting me.
You know, the way I see it,
all this elemental stuff
would have happened
no matter what.
We‘re actually lucky
we were out of town.
Nothing happened to us, so now
we have a chance to fix it.
Thanks, Jake,
that‘s kind of comforting.
I thought of it
in the bathroom.
Hey, guys!
Guess who‘s back.
Hmm, did you guys
leave or something?
[Chuckles] It's always
good to see my bros.
Ew.
This is our new friend
Cloudy.
He really wanted
to meet you.
How did you like your
first taste of Ice King?
It wasn‘t that great.
The dog was better
tasting, actually.
Although a little mangy.
A food critic.
Maybe this is what
you want, Cloudy!
Go get it!
Mmm!
Dog. Dog. Dog.
Oh, there you are.
I made a real breakthrough.
I think I've figured out
exactly what we need to do
to repair Ooo.
We can use the Enchiridion
to create an elemental
counter—spell.
First, we just need to retrieve
the three royal jewels
from the crowns of
the elemental princesses.
Easy.
That's great!
Finally a legit plan.
Thanks for making me
chill, Jake.
That really helped me out.
Hey, did you guys
get haircuts?
Without me?
J” Come along with me J”
J” And the butterflies and bees J”
This party is so crazy!