03x08 - Cloud Bursting

[bunniefuu]

♪ one fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ a baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ no blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ just a feline, canine,
little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ all kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪

( vacuum cleaner running... )

( munching )

Whoops.

( screeching )

Dog, do you think
in the future

You could eat
a little less messy?!

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
i got it, cat.

Less messy future.

I'm off to hang eight.

See you later, hodads.

Ooh, don't scare anyone
with your muscles, hercules!

How would you like
a knuckle sandwich

Right in the puss,
puss?

( chuckles )

Give it up, winslow.

You're a puny little rat,
and that's all you'll ever be.

( crash )
ow!

Here, start pumping up...
( chuckles )

And maybe you'll get big...
( chuckles )

In about
a thousand years!

Can you imagine
a big winslow?!

( whining... )

Dog, dog, what's wrong?

Cat, i think something very
weird is going to happen today!

Now, why would you say that?

Because we're
disappearing!

Whoa...!

Both:
Oh...!

Greetings, oh great one.

All:
Greetings, oh great one.

Lola?

No, my name is lolita seven.

It is the year .

I have brought you here

In my time transporter machine

To save the world!

I am mervania.

I am dunglapia.

Ow!

We are the future
descendants

Of your friends.

Mr. Sunspock.

I'm randolphoran.

Thank you for coming

To save our world.

Hey, cat... Hee-hee...

I'm going to save the world.

Hey... Where's cat?

Cat?

Oh, you mean

That nasty-looking
growth on your bottom?

We removed it.

Cat:
Hello?!

Over here.

In the trash can!

Cat?

Oh great one,
we have outfitted you

With laser rockets,
rocket-powered paws and...

( gasps )
rocket-powered paws?!

Ooh...

( click )

Wow!

Hi-ho diggity!

Ahem!

I'm, uh, still

In the trash can,
people.

Hey!

I am not a vacuum cleaner!
I am a cat!

I said i'm a ca... Whoa!

( dog laughing )

Oh great one, the time has come

For you to lead us
into glorious battle.

Dog? A leader?

Oof!

( laughing )

Whoa...!

"dog hero wins the day?"

Oh... ( sputters )

I hate to tell you this

But dog got his picture
in the paper

For eating hero sandwiches!

Yup, i ate sandwiches
in seconds.

That's
a new world's record.

We're doomed.

( yelling and crying )

I don't care what kind
of hero you are.

You have rebel
in your eyes.

You're our only hope.

Help us, i beg you!

I'll do it!

Cat:
Forget it!

Put us back together
and send us home. We...

( crash )

Oh, no, it's him!

Cat:
Him who?

( people groaning... )

( deep voice ):
Behold, it is i!

Winslow the th!

I'm big, i'm blue

And i'm bad!

Kneel before me, you swine!

( laughs )

Cat:
Donuts?

He looks
just like winslow.

But how did a descendant
of winslow get that big?

Start pumping up
and maybe you'll get big...

( chuckling )

In about
a thousand years!

Narrator:
And so it continued
through the ages.

Winslow the first
begat winslow the second

Who begat winslow the third
who begat winslow the fourth

Et cetera, et cetera...
Et cetera.

( laughing )

Yah!

We got to get out
of this place, dog.

That guy's dangerous.

Hey, hey, if you hadn't
made fun of winslow

None of this
would have happened.

But it was just
a harmless little joke!

I'd take it back if i could!

I... Wait a minute!

I could take it back!

( loud laughter )

You're k*lling me!
( laughing )

Oh, it's good
to be bad!

( laughing )

Help!

( munching and laughing )

Hail, big one!

Clifferata, shriekahoora
and lube kanoobee reporting!

We have discovered
the secret location

Of the rebel
headquarters!

They are planning
to att*ck us!

And there is
a secret w*apon

That is, uh, secret

And it's a w*apon.

No w*apon of theirs
can match ours!

Quick, let us get
into our scary battle outfits!

Okay, i think
i can fix everything.

And the beauty part is,
i don't have to risk my life

Or go into a messy battle!

I'm prepared
to love it!
What is it?

Okay, here we go.

Send us back in time.

I won't insult winslow

And he won't start
exercising

And the future of nearburg
will be saved!

You may all applaud now.

Put us back together
and send us home.

We... ( gasps )

It's the big one,
and his super troopers!

Whoa...!

Looks like we're stuck
in the future.

Not if i can help it.

( crash )

Okay, let me see...

Tab "a" goes into slot "b." yes!

It's hero time.

( screams )

( engines sputtering )

If you want to destroy something
right, do it yourself.

Aah...!

( gulps )

Dog...?

Ouch... Ooch!

That stings!

Mayday, mayday!

I'm hit!

I'm going down!

Hang on, dog!

And now to
finish you rebels
once and for all!

( screaming )

Dog, speak to me.

Must... Be... Hero.

Yeah, yeah.

Can't fight anymore.

( whimpers )

( yelling... )

Ready to go to that
big litter box in the sky?

( laughing )

You want a piece of me?

What are you, nuts?

You're just
a puny little pussycat

And that's all you'll ever be!

We'll see about that!

Two beats one, every time!

( vacuum running )

What the...?!

( cheering )

( grunting and moaning )

Cat:
Thanks for putting us
back together, lolita seven!

I didn't have to,
you know.

You could have lived
like a normal dog and gato.

I know, but hey...
( laughs )

We're catdog--
we belong together.

Yeah, like
peanut butter
and jelly...

Salt and pepper...

Ice creams
and cakes...

Romeo and juliet...

Yeah, i think
she gets the point!

So long...

Farewell.

Auf wiedersehen.

Adieu.

Hey, how come we never saw
a catdog in the future?

Aren't we going to have
a descendant?

Afraid not, dog.

We're the one
and only catdog!

Hey, way down here!

Open your eyes!

Two-headed mutant mice!

That i don't love!

( catdog yelling )

Oopsie! I sent them
the wrong way!

They're going farther
into the future!

All hail cat!

Hero of long ago!

We know of your great exploits!

All:
Hail cat!

You have come just in time
to save us in our hour of need!

Well, this is more like it!

So, what do you wish
your great one

To do for you,
my adoring fans?

Fight a battle?
Save the princess?

No...

We're having a party
in ten minutes.

Dog:
Oh! Party, party, party...!

Clean this place up.

( dog laughs )

Sure is messy in the future.

Terr... Ific!

( applause )

Rancid:
Welcome to the nearburg
invention convention.

Our field of finalists will
now present their, uh...

So-called inventions.

( cheering and applause )

This is our unicycle
built for two.

Keep it steady...

I am keeping it steady...
Whoa...!

This is
the world's first

a*t*matic catbutt
pounder.

Yeah! For the busy
greaser on the go!

Makes the perfect gift.

I call this the blender beanie.

It blends most anything

Into a tasty, nutritious treat!

Hmm... Next!

Presenting
the mega solar
tanning blaster.

It will give you
a deep, dark
island tan

In two minutes flat!

Let me give you
a little demonstration...

Who belongs to this impressive
piece of machinery?

This is
my rainmaster .

It makes precipitation.

The wing boosters
give me power

To soar high into the sky

While the element
mixer concocts

The ingredients
for rain.

And the winner is...

What a pleasant surprise.

Lola caricola
and her rainmaster!

Unbelievable!

I'll say
it's unbelievable...

This must be
a mistake!

Face it, she built
a rainmaster .

You made a lamp.

That bird's
a scientific genius!

Don't you worry, cat.

You are
a tanning genius.

( laughs )

Ooh, i want to see
this baby in action.

How about a demonstration
tomorrow at nearburg park?

My pleasure.

( dog snoring... )

Ooh...!

Dog...
Are you awake?

( snickers )

Ooh...

( snoring... )

( lola snoring... )

That should do the trick.

( blender whirring )

Hey, what are we doing in lola's
house while she's sleeping?

Shh...! I'm just giving
her rainmaster a tune-up!

Uh, it's a...
Professional courtesy
from one inventor to another.

Cat, lola is so lucky
to have a friend like you.

( laughs nervously )

Randolph here with lola caricola

Who is about to demonstrate
her rainmaster .

Sounds wet, sounds wild...
And i love it!

Hee-hee...
I'm going to love it, too!

It's go time, ladybird.

( beeping, clanking )

Uh-oh... Problema...

Oh, no...!

( screams )

Rancid:
What, what, what?!

Where's
my precipitation?

I don't know
what happened.

No rain, no fame,
sister.

Wait... Maybe i can fix it.

Cat, can't you help lola
fix her rainmaster?

Mm... No.

Mega solar
tanning blaster
at the ready!

Oh, yeah, the cat
with the heat lamp.

Come to think of it,
a few rays might do me good.

( beeps )

Put on your tanning trunks

And i'll set the dial
to bronze and sassy!

( crowd groans )

Is everybody ready to experience
the future of tanning?

Rancid:
Oh, yeah! Why not?

( sizzling... )

Oh... Aah...!

Guh...

( squawking... )

Catbutt dried
all the water up!

We'll die of thirst!

( laughs nervously )

Well, it may not
be bronze

But it sure is sassy.

My skin is peeling and flaking!

I'm going to peel
and flake you, cat!

C-can't we talk this over?

Tell you what...
The tan is free!

( banging, cat screaming )

( squawking... )

( cat groans )

Blame the drought on me.

They act like none of them ever
dried up the earth's atmosphere!

Now what?

Lola, what are you doing?

I'm giving up science.

My rainmaster
is a total washout!

Oh, now, come on,
this is just a minor setback.

Today was the single most
humiliating day of my life.

Just think
how much worse
it would have been

If cat didn't
tune up

Your rainmaster
last night

When we snuck
into your tree house...

You did what?!

Well, ac...
( laughs nervously )

Well, it wasn't as much
of a tune-up as it was an...

An examination?

You wrecked my rainmaster!

Cat:
Not... Ow... What...

Wait... Ow... Wait, stop!

Stop! I'm sorry, i'm sorry!

I just wanted to show off
my invention.

Well, you showed it off
in a grande way!

Now we're all doomed
because of your drought!

Give me a chance.

I'll make it up to you.

I'll do anything.

I'll help you fix
the rainmaster.

( clanking... )

Lola:
Screwdriver.

Cat:
Check.

Wrench.

Check.

Bubble gum.

Salt.

Watermelon.

Nitroglycerin.

( expl*si*n )

Lola:
There's only one way
to find out if it works.

And i need you up there with me.

Up there?
In the sky?

But what if it starts to rain?

Estupido,
we want it to rain!

Besides, you owe me.

( panting... )

( cat yelps )

Hey, cat, look...
There's our house!

It's just a tiny little speckle.

( groans )

( cat whimpering... )

We're losing altitude!

Do something before we crash!

( grunting )

Oh...!

All right, dog, now remember
how i taught you to roll over.

Roll!

I want you to do that
about a hundred times.

And... Roll, and roll,
and roll, and roll...

( screeching )

Here goes!

( expl*si*n )

Ah!

( thunder rumbling )

( crowd laughing
and exclaiming... )

Dog:
We did it!

( cat cheering )

Cat:
Wow, who would have thought

Those were
the ingredients for rain?

Dog:
Well, i always suspected it,
but i...

Now get me out of this rain!

Aah...!

( screaming... )

Dog:
Whoa... Oh...!

Dog, dog, dog...!

Ay!

Muchas gracias,
catdog...

You saved the world!

This calls for a celebration!

Belly up to the blender,
folks.

Fluids, anyone?

( cat sneezes )

Woman:
Drink, please.

I want a drink, please.

♪ one fine day
with a woof and a purr ♪

♪ a baby was born
and it caused a little stir ♪

♪ no blue bug
and no three-eyed frog ♪

♪ just a feline, canine
little catdog ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog ♪

♪ out on the road
or back in town ♪

♪ all kind of critters
putting catdog down ♪

♪ got to rise above it,
got to try to get along ♪

♪ got to walk together,
got to sing this song ♪

♪ catdog... Catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog... ♪

♪ alone in the world
was a little catdog. ♪