09x08 - Let It Go

[bunniefuu]

[light music]

-[Khloé] Stop!
-[Kylie] Ow!

[Khloé] Ow!

[Kylie] Get off of me!

[Khloé] You're on me, first of all.

You look pretty.

-Pretty ugly!
-No!

-[Khloé] Sacrebleu!
-[Kylie] Aah, sacre.

-You're done?
-You're abusive.

I got body makeup all over you.
That's what you get!

-Fake bitch.
-[Khloé laughs]

Seriously, my vag*na is eating this.

-Oh!
-[Kourtney] Hello?

[gasps]
Kourtney!

[Khloé] I am still
in the middle of dealing

with a lot of the logistics
of Lamar and I.

My jeans keep going up my vag*na!

I'm trying to keep on such a brave face,

and I have everything
handled and together.

Which I really don't.

Look at you, Paula Abdul!

I really try to just ignore
what's happening and smile

and act like just,
"Oh, everything's good and happy."

Like, I don't know what the [bleep]
is going on.

[Khloé] I've never seen you jump.

-'Cause I've always been too fat to jump.
-Shoes or no shoes?

-No shoes!
-No shoes!

Fine. You guys lost me.

[Khloé] Someone wants to buy my house
with all of my furniture.

-No way!
-[Kim] They do?

-That doesn't scare you guys?
-No, that's what I did.

I say get rid of it and move on.

I did that, it was, like, a fresh start.

I don't know where I'm gonna move,
and I don't know what I wanna do.

My motto? I don't know.

-I am not ready for this much change.
-It's freeing.

I'm confused out of my mind.

Take off my boot.

Oh, my god, my boot, not my foot!

[playful music]

[lively music]

[Kris] Oopsy.

-Hey, Mom.
-Hey, kiddo.

What are you doing?

Just having a little drink
before my car picks me up.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go to join, um, Diddy.
He's doing that…

Rick Ross is doing
a little concert this afternoon.

Really?

Your boobs, honestly, they get bigger.

No, I just lifted this bra up.
It's like night and day.

I need to have my bras,
my boobs sitting up at this…

-[Kris] Yeah, you do.
-…level at all times.

They were, like, down to here.

That's life-changing.

"Life-changing," but it gives me back fat.

Got to pick… choose your battles.
That's what I learned in my life.

[Kim] Yeah.

So, why do you care to go to this?

Because I was invited,
and I think it would be fun.

When are you gonna act your own age?

[Kim] This, like, rap crew, like,
Rick Ross and Diddy?

Do you think this is, like, your crowd?

I know a thing or two about rap music.

-Who is "the boss"?
-[Kris] Me.

[Kim] No.

-Who, I'm not the boss?
-Ricky Rozay.

Huh?

See? You don't even know the slang.

You're going to go meet people,
and you don't know who the boss…

[Kris] Ricky, Ricky Rozay is Rick Ross.

-There you go.
-[Kris] See?

-Or the boss.
-I wasn't born… He's the boss.

I wasn't born yesterday.

I want you to just act,
like, age-appropriate.

In my mind, age is just a number.

I think that you are only as old
as you feel.

And the fact that I'm keeping up
with these girls, I'm pretty excited.

I know you're having fun,
but you're not 30.

[Kris] I'm not trying to be 30.

I appreciate the little pep talk,
but you're Debbie Downer,

and I can't handle people
that have this negative energy.

I'd rather be a Debbie Downer
than a Debbie Desperado.

There's a difference.

-[Kris] Yeah, there is, and I…
-We're both Debbie.

You're just, we're different Debs.

Go have fun. Go get ready for your car.

[Kris] And you're still asking me
why I drink?

Seriously.

[lively music]

Oh, I don't like all these photographers
on the property.

How is that, like, legal? It's so crazy.

I almost [bleep] k*lled them! Hi.

No, we're calling the police,
it's illegal that…

No, like, Lamar [bleep] all the time.

-Benny Joon.
-[Benny] How are you?

-Sorry. Take it easy.
-I'll calm down now.

'Cause I just went in here
and just started cursing.

-I do apologize…
-No, no.

I'm sure you're already stressed out
about a lot of things going on.

Your life's changing,
and then these idiots don't help.

You need to get away.

-I'm getting away actually.
-[Khloé] Where are you going?

I'm going back to that Miraval spa
that I went to before.

-Stop, no.
-Yeah, I went with Kourtney not long ago.

-I know. The trust exercises?
-But now I'm going again.

-Yeah, she wasn't so trusting.
-[Benny laughs]

But I'm going back.

-With who, Kourt?
-I'm going with Chris Reda.

-Why?
-Because they really want you to get,

like, emotional there at Miraval,
and they want you to,

you know, show your emotion,

where Kourt doesn't,
so I think they get offended by her there.

Scott has been through a lot lately.

His mother passed away,
and a month later, his father passed away.

[Khloé] So understandably,
Scott wants to go somewhere alone,

and think about his life
and process his thoughts.

-I think a man-cation is good for you.
-In a man spa.

-It's really nice.
-I think it's good for you.

Are you concerned about Penelope
being exactly like Kourt?

Like, never speaking her mind
and never talking?

No, 'cause Kourtney speaks her mind,

-but P is like…
-When she wants.

-…when you're like, "Kourtney!"
-Yeah. Nothing.

"I got you a new car!"

I want to get her a new car!

Well, get excited for that reaction.

That's the only thing.
I told Benny, I was like…

-What are you gonna get her?
-I'll get her, like, a sports car,

something, like, small and cute, fun,

like she doesn't always have to be like,
Miss Mommy, like, in, like, an SUV.

You know, I think more than ever,

I've started to realize

how important
the people you have around you really are.

And I don't think you really know until,
I guess, you lose somebody, and,

you know, I just wanted
to kind of show Kourt

how much I do appreciate her.

Getting her a new car is something fun.

I know that would mean the world to me.

[Scott] Yeah, I feel like this car
could be cute for Kourt.

-This is too big for Kourtney.
-More of a daily driver.

-Too big? What?
-[Benny] Big?

I feel, like, Kourtney is so small,
she needs, like, a Mini Cooper.

She won't get excited
if I buy her a Ferrari,

what's she gonna do for the Mini?

[upbeat music]

[Khloé] Oh, hey, gorge!

-Look at the sequin queen.
-Hi.

-It's embroidery actually.
-Yeah.

Embroidery?
You're wearing hoochie hoops, too?

The bigger the hoop, the bigger the ho.

-Get some bigger ones.
-Look how big mine are!

[laughs]

Love the new hair dye in there.
Brings out the sparkle in your eye.

-It does?
-Mm-hm.

Show us this little outfit you have on.

-Ooh!
-[Khloé] It's pretty fance.

-Look at that.
-Leggings?

No, they're like… Oh!

-Kim, you are looking so hot.
-I think she's gonna do a lap dance.

That bod is almost back,
it's basically back.

You guys are, like, having a MILF-off.

-A MILF-off?
-A MILF-off.

Khloé calling me a MILF
is the ultimate compliment.

I mean, who wouldn't wanna be?

[Kim] I think that
any time anyone has a baby,

they just do not feel good
about themselves for months and months.

So, now that I finally lost my weight,
why not flaunt it?

At least while you got it.

What a fab word.

-A MILF-off.
-What's a MILF-off?

Mom, I'd like to [bleep] contest.

You guys are, like,
trying to outshine the next.

My mom and I have always had this, like,
funny, weird, cute competition,

where it's just, like,
I posted this bikini pic of me,

and then she goes and posts
a bikini pic of herself,

and it's like, "I get it, but come on."

That looks beautiful.
I'm gonna take a picture of it.

Instagramming photos of food isn't sexy.

-You just lost your MILF status.
-What?

[Kris] What's your all-time
favorite restaurant?

-In the world or in the Valley?
-[Kris] In the world.

The world is this one called Ferdi.

Oh, "Ferdee"?

Ferdi.

I think it's "Ferdee" in Paris.

Oh.

I've never been to Paris.

Do I like French food?

You guys have been
on these diets way too long.

[lively music]

[Khloé] If someone's in escrow,
can you, like, say never mind?

Can I say, "Oh, sike!"

Kind of, but you might get a lawsuit.

[Khloé] Okay, I've agreed
to sell my house.

Now this buyer, you know,
presented a really fast escrow,

which in anyone else's world
is phenomenal and great.

[groans]
But it's scary!

I'm exhausted right now.

Hence, my ensemble.

But you look so glamorous.

Listen, I'm saving money.

By wearing Lamar's sweatsuit.

No, it's okay. You should keep a few.

I have all of his clothes.
I haven't moved one thing.

What are you gonna do with his clothes?

Put them in storage.

To go through my really crazy life change…

I can't even say the words,
I'm gonna say "life change."

I just don't wanna leave anymore.
I'm over it.

I don't wanna pack up all this stuff.
It's too stressful.

I'm just not ready to let my house go.
I'm just, I don't know.

It's, like, my final thing
that I get to hold onto.

I really think you should,
like, start packing.

You don't have that much longer.
I'll totally help you.

-I don't want to start packing right now.
-I know, Khlo, but you kind of have to.

-No, I don't.
-So, when do you plan on doing it?

Are you here just to piss me off?
Like, you're gonna put me in a bad mood.

I know, but you have to move out.
Like, people are moving in.

[Khloé] I wish I had Lamar here
to say, like,

"Hey, like, do… like, what furniture
do you want or what furniture…"

Like, you're supposed
to go through this as, like, a team.

But I guess,
it's the first step in realizing

that I'm not on a team anymore.

I could figure it out.

-The day of.
-I don't wanna move anymore.

Just wanted to know if you wanted help.

[Khloé] I can't deal with this.

[upbeat music]

[Mason shrieking]

Help!

-Hello, Beauford.
-[Kourtney] Hi.

What's shaking?

I was just looking over
these Dash spaces that Tom sent me.

-Oh, how are they?
-They're good, they're just expensive.

[Kourtney] By the way,

I started getting a large tea like that

and it's life-changing.

That's what changes your life?

Moving from a medium
to a large in an iced tea?

[Kourtney] Yeah.

But still with the one-inch
sandwiches for lunch?

Mm-hm.

And then a large tea and you're on fuegs.

Look, I wanna show you something
that I was excited about.

-I have to go somewhere?
-[Scott] Yes, it's in the garage.

[Kourtney] Look how cute kitty is.

[Scott] Are you ready
for your big surprise?

I got you a new little vehicle.

-[Kourtney] Um…
-[Scott] Are you excited?

Yeah, but I have kids with car seats.

So there's no excitement.

I wasn't expecting
too much excitement out of Kourtney,

because she never shows
much emotion to anything,

but I was expecting
a little bit more than this.

I mean, it's a car!

An expensive one.

[Scott] You wanna get in?

Ooh!

[Scott] I mean, you really
get nothing out of her.

How do I… get in here?

I don't know if she's mad
or happy about this.

[Scott] I just wanted to get her
some kind of fun gift.

-But what if I'm by myself?
-[Scott] You'll figure it out.

Hopefully, she understands
that this is just

a little piece of how much I love
and respect her.

All right, see you later.

[door handle rattling]

[Kourtney] You just leave me here?

[upbeat music]

[woman] So let's learn how to twerk.

[Larsa] Kim, I've got a video
for you to watch.

[woman] Drop down
and stick your booty out.

[Larsa] This is gonna be educational.

[woman] Don't be afraid to get low.
Let's go!

You got to keep the b*at.

Hands on your knees. Beg and say please.

-Twerk!
-I think you're better than me.

Yeah.
[laughing]

[Kim] I love when Larsa's in town.

She's one of my best friends and there's
just something about her energy.

No matter what could be going on
around us,

I know we're just gonna always
have a good time.

I think we, I just need,
like, a drink first.

[Kim] She wants to go to this pole
dancing class.

I'm gonna try to have a good time,
but dancing is just not my thing.

[Larsa] Does Kanye know we're doing this?

-Yeah, I told him.
-Is he proud of you?

-Mm-hm.
-I'm sure he'd love for you

to learn how to twerk.

Yeah, but he knows
I'm really not like that.

He's not, like, "Babe, dance for me."

I would die.

[Kris] Hey! What are you guys doing?

We're getting ready to take a,
a twerking class, or a pole dance.

Wait, so you're going
to a pole dancing class

and you guys didn't invite me?

Why would we invite…

no offense, but my mom?

That's kind of weird.

-You should totally come.
-Are you guys leaving right now?

-[Kim] Yeah, we're leaving right now.
-Oh, well, wait.

-Chug-a-lug.
-I just need to change. I can't wear this.

-No, you look great.
-Mom, you're not coming with us.

-No, give me two seconds.
-Mom!

-Great!
-I am so coming.

Give me five minutes!
I'm gonna change my clothes!

-Why are you inviting her?
-'Cause I love her and I never see her.

I know, but that's, like, so embarrassing.

I don't wanna, like,
stripper dance with my mom.

Your mom is so gangster.

She's gonna totally teach us
how to down… break it down.

I think my mom is so funny and amazing,

but my mom literally copies
everything I do.

When it's like this weird
competition thing, it's so embarrassing.

Oh, Mom, come on. This is a workout.

-What?
-Oh, my god.

Look at this. This is…

-Mom, it's a workout.
-You are so fab.

I have another one.
Do you wanna borrow it?

-Is that a leotard? For real?
-Yeah.

It's kind of fun for me to show my girls
that you can do anything at any age.

-Don't make fun of me.
-No, you look hot.

I mean, what am I supposed to do,
sit home and knit?

Kris, I wanna slap your ass,
it looks so good.

[Kris laughs]
Spank me, baby.

[upbeat music]

Wait, you weren't at Kim's engagement.

No, I missed it 'cause I was sick
and I didn't know she was getting engaged.

-Yeah, 'cause we invited you.
-I know.

I didn't know she was getting engaged.

Had I known, I would've came
with the flu, dying, and like, crawled.

I know, but you won't, hopefully,

-miss anything else.
-No, I'm… the wedding? I am there.

[Kris] Mm-hmm.

How's Khloé doing?

She's… I mean, she's not great,
but she's okay.

And I know she's really sad and scared.

Her life is on… is in limbo,
because it's been years now.

But at the same time, she's so young

that it's not fair for her, either,
to be put…

-Yeah.
-You know what I mean?

-No, I know.
-To ride… To ride this roller coaster

that may never come to an end.

[Kris] That's right.

-How is Scottie?
-He's good. He's so cute.

We have sex, like, three times a night.

-Every night?
-Every night.

-That's a lot of sex.
-That's a lot of sex.

-I am so jealous.
-Have you ever heard of that?

-[laughs]
-I…

-Really? Really?
-I'd die for you.

Yes. I'm so, like, impressed.

So you weren't in that situation?

Come on. I really cannot deal
with these conversations…

-Sorry.
-…in front of my mom.

-Like, I just can't.
-I'm sorry, but your mom is like, 25.

-[Kris laughs]
-Come to grips with that.

Your mom is cool as hell.

Like, I want to hang out
with her every day.

[Larsa] Get ready, b*tches.

Pretend you're strippers.

That's not a far stretch for me.

[Kim] Mom, a comment like that
is not a good look.

[lively music]

[Larsa] You ready?

My mom invites herself
to do stripper pole class.

[Kris whoops]

It is so embarrassing.

We are gonna find our places to our mats.

First, we're just gonna take…
[exhales]

…a little breath.

Let your chest slowly undulate.

Slowly what?

[Janelle] Undulate.

Like a wave going…
[imitates whooshing]

We are celebrating the beauty
of the feminine.

Your [bleep] is in her face.

[laughter]

-Do you want me to break it down?
-[Kim] Fix your underwear.

[Kim laughs]
I'm just kidding!

[Janelle] Feel free
to let your hands explore.

So I always say, if anyone else
gets to touch, so can I.

Keep it so that you've always got
your breasts leading the way,

your shoulders back and your booty back.

-Oh, your shoulders back!
-Great, yes!

That's what we're talking about.
[whoops]

A little bounce.

[Janelle] That's so hot.

-Good.
-[Kim] Embarrassing.

[laughter]

So let your head come around
your right shoulder.

[Janelle] Yes! Oh, my god, Kim, gorgeous!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, my god!

[laughter]

This is so uncomfortable.

[Kim] I can't even hardly dance
in front of anyone.

You know, I would get so shy
and embarrassed.

[Kim] And my mom is just going for it.

[Janelle] You're gonna drag your hands
around your body.

[Larsa whoops]

My friends love it.

They love to hang out with her,
they love her energy.

[Larsa speaks indistinctly]

So I'm just gonna go with it
and try and have a good time.

[Janelle whoops]

Do we wanna learn some pole?

-Yes.
-[Larsa] Yow!

[Janelle] Even as you're
walking towards it,

let it be this thing
that you're moving up towards.

Yummy.

Let your head be a part of it.

-[Blac] That's hot.
-Oh, yeah.

[Janelle] Okay, Kim, it's all yours.

So just enjoy it, is my encouragement.

[Larsa] Oh, my god! Hello.

Oh, no. It's so hard.

Pushing your butt back.
Oh, my god, almost done.

[Janelle] There she goes.

And lift your feet again.

[women exclaim]

Oh, that's letting go.

[Janelle] You're gonna grip
behind your knee.

Keep your knees to your butt.

I think I need a longer weave for this.

[whoops]

[Janelle whoops]

[Janelle] That's it!
And slowly move your booty.

All the way up. Oh, nice! Gorgeous.

[Janelle] Oh!

-Hello!
-[whoops]

That's so gorgeous, yes.

[laughing]

I have to give my mom an "A" for effort,

but she should honestly just stick
to her Jane Fonda workout VHSs.

Oh, my god! Kris!

[cheering]

[Janelle] Oh, my god! Okay!

Now you are ready for the single life.

I do not feel bad for you.

-[laughs]
-[Kim] You're good.

[upbeat music]

[Kim] Do you like these or no?

I have them in patent leather
and I was gonna, just…

I never bought any of them. They're just…

I just feel, like, every person has them.

But is the patent just kind of fun
and ghetto?

Who are you,
and what have you done with Kim?

Are you trying to be me now?

[Khloé] Scott keeps texting me
and said if we could talk.

[beeping]

-Like you're gonna be Greased Lightning?
-[line rings]

-[Scott] Hello.
-Hi, LD.

[Scott] Hey, Khlo.
Thanks for giving me a ring.

Are you okay?

[Scott] Yeah, I'm all right.
I'm just like…

I felt like it was good to get away
and go to the spa,

but now that I'm, like, all alone,
I'm just, like, anxious and lonely

and wish I was just at home, you know?

I feel like it's been
such a bad year for everybody.

This has been a [bleep] year
for everyone in this family.

I don't get it.
I don't get what's happening.

-I feel like somebody put a spell on us.
-Except Kim is having a good year.

It's Kim's, like, one good year.

[Scott] Oh, yeah. She's on fire.

Wait, Scott, have you talked
to Kourtney about this?

I just feel like it's easier to talk
to Khloé, sometimes, than anybody else,

'cause she kind of just understands
more than anybody else.

Yeah.

I really wanna talk to Kourt.

Like, I feel like she needs to know,
like, seriously, how you feel.

[Scott] That's all right.
I gotta deal with that.

Everybody goes through a tough time.

I figure, it could only
get better from here.

-Luckily.
-True.

I mean, I've hit rock bottom.

[Khloé] I will say, though, Scott,

you're handling it much better than
I thought you were gonna handle it.

I mean, it took me three years to,
like, just be able to talk about my dad,

and I spiraled and was, like,
a wild banshee.

It was crazy.

[Scott] Definitely. You know, I wake up
some days and I'm just, like…

I just don't get
how it all happened so quick.

It was so nice knowing that there was,
like, kind of a stable ground in New York.

If I ever needed to go see them,
I could stay at their house

and now it's, like, all gone and…

I feel like New York
has nothing to do with me anymore.

And I just don't know if I should,
like, keep their house.

I don't know what to do.

I mean, all of that,
you don't have to decide now.

Like, it takes time and you…
when you're ready, do it.

I hate when people try to tell you,
"Oh, you shouldn't be upset."

Feel however you wanna feel.
You're entitled to it.

Well, that's true.

[Scott] Well, I'm gonna try to go to bed

and, hopefully, wake up tomorrow
with, like, a better day.

-Okay, bye, LD.
-[Scott] Bye-bye.

-That is so sad.
-[Khloé] How sad.

Kourtney doesn't mean any harm,
but I really think,

especially with everything
he's going through, like,

I think she should turn it up a notch.

[upbeat music]

-[Khloé] That's a horrible sh*t.
-[Kourtney] Okay, fine.

-[Khloé] You're too short.
-[Kourtney] One more, one more.

-Hi. What are you guys doing?
-I'm doing an Instagram.

"Half of us hoes be up,
and half of us hoes be down."

We have a few things we need to finish up.

Like, maybe I can start on the man room?

And maybe help…

-Tell me what you want to keep.
-No, I need to

talk to Lamar about the man room.

'Cause we still need to pack it,
either way.

[Khloé] I have ten days
until I have to be gone.

Leave me the [bleep] alone.

Technically, Lamar and I
are not divorced yet, so as of now,

I'm just taking everything
that's his and I'm saving it

because I'm not gonna do anything

without speaking to him
or getting his consent.

Maybe pack it and we can label the boxes
and then you can still find out?

No. I feel like we have other stuff
to pack first.

-The kitchen is basically done.
-[Khloé] No, it's not.

-[Kourtney] It looks basically done.
-It does.

Look at all these ashtrays.

-Wow, look at this…
-Yeah, but whose ashtrays are those?

-Lamar's.
-Do you divide them up?

It's not, we're not fighting
over ashtrays.

They're clear glass ashtrays.

If he… I'm gonna give him some
and I'll have some.

-[Khloé] I don't smoke.
-True.

[Malika] Well, tell me where
you wanna start.

All my picture frames
in my bedroom, we have to wrap.

Yeah.

Oh, okay. I didn't know you knew
what you were gonna do with those yet.

I don't know what to touch, what to wrap…

Well, what do you think
I'm gonna do with those?

-Do you think I'm gonna leave them here?
-I don't know.

We, we haven't discussed them.

-Everyone is pushing me.
-That's it.

-Push, push, push.
-That's it though. Malika's here to help.

-Let's pack it all up.
-But I'm not ready

-to let go of those photos!
-So you don't have to.

But no one says you have
to let go of them. We can just…

But I don't want them
out of the frames yet.

We're just suggesting it.

Do you want them out so when you move
there you don't open them there…

I don't even wanna move,
and guess who made me move?

-[Kourtney] Who?
-All you people.

[Khloé] I don't wanna move.

I know that Khloé's been
going through a lot, and personally,

I think just being in her house is such
a reminder of so many dark moments,

the best thing for her would be to move on

and have a happier place,

with no bad memories.

You've got to help me with her.

I just don't know how to help
if she won't tell me.

[light music]

[upbeat music]

-[camera shutters clicking]
-[paparazzi calling out]

-Hey, Kim.
-Hi, Khloé.

[Khloé] Buenos días.

Did you cut your shirt like that yourself?

-Yeah. Is it disgusting?
-No.

Kanye and I were just going
through our wedding list.

How many people are you inviting?

Each 100, but we're not
gonna have more than 150.

This is making me tear up.

Is it really?

No, it's the garlic.

I was gonna say, there's no way.
'Cause you're emotional-less.

-"Emotionless"?
-Emotionless.

Do you wanna be more emotional?
Or are you fine?

I'm emotional. I don't know
what you guys are talking about.

You're not, really.

I am an emotional person.

-I cry at commercials, I cry in movies…
-[Khloé laughs]

-No, you don't.
-[Kourtney] Yes, I do.

But what do you want me
to be emotional about?

Do you know how you feel
about Scott being so sad?

How is he doing with, like, his parents?

Mm… not good.

But what do you mean by "not good"?

I mean, he's just, like,
really anxious every morning.

Like, even yesterday,
when I went to Khloé's for two hours,

he was like, "Please come back
with the kids. I'm super depressed."

-Question.
-Hmm?

Like, Scott being sad and anxious
every morning,

like, how does that make you feel?

I mean, it makes me feel helpless.

Because there's not much I can do.

I know that my sisters are hinting
that I need to be more emotional

when it comes to Scott, and you know,

this topic did actually come up
when Scott and I were together at Miraval.

You learned, in your family,
to just play it cool.

She is kind of a blocked-off person.

You might even have a hard time
accessing your feelings

'cause you don't know what they are,
because you have avoided them for so long.

I'm not really in touch with my feelings,

so I definitely want to work on it.

But I just really haven't had
the time to do it yet.

Okay. I'm going home.

-[Kourtney] I am so tired today.
-Do you use emojis?

-[Khloé] She hates emojis.
-No, I love emojis.

-[Khloé] You told me…
-You do?

[Kourtney] Well, it's a little dramatic

for just an everyday
text message situation.

[laughs]

[upbeat music]

[Christian] I'm gonna have you standing
right over here, using this palm.

Okay.

Oh, cute, you're naked!

-[Christian] There you go.
-Totally normal in the garden.

-We'll get a test sh*t real quick.
-Yeah.

-Twist it.
-[Kris] I'm not a pretzel, guys.

You look good, though,
whatever you're doing.

I'm not a pretzel,
but you can dip me in some sugar.

[Christian] There you go. Nice.

Doing a personal photo sh**t
once in a while is a lot of fun.

-Are you ready?
-Yeah.

[upbeat music]

Nice.

[Kris] I think it's amazing to do things

that are a little on the sexier,
edgy side,

and show my girls
that when you're in your 50s,

you don't curl up and disappear.

[Kris] You can be vibrant and sexy

and feel good about yourself at any age.

Oh, I love that, right there.
There you go.

[Christian] And turn to the side?
Yeah. Right there.

Come up, give us a nice smile.
Right there. Beautiful, Kris.

-Oh, my god.
-OMG.

[Khloé] Mom?

Is this okay?

-What are you doing?
-What do you mean, what am I…

What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm doing a photo sh**t.

[Kim] Why are your [bleep] out?

[Kourtney] That is so embarrassing
for your life and your soul.

[Christian] Give us a nice smile.

[Khloé] Mom?

-What are you doing?
-What do you mean, what am I…

What does it look like I'm doing?
I'm doing a photo sh**t.

[Kim] Why are your [bleep] out?

[Kourtney] That is so embarrassing
for your life and your soul.

It's just so bizarre.

[Khloé] Your [bleep] look good.

Don't make that face,
that's what you want people to say.

You obviously aren't asking someone
to, like, say your eyes look good.

You obviously are saying,
"Oh, is it hot or cold today?"

-[Kim] This is so bizarre.
-[Khloé] This is so weird!

-Let's take some more sh*ts.
-Let's take a few more sh*ts.

Don't listen to this peanut gallery.

-[Khloé] Oh, my god.
-Love the eyes right there. Nice, Kris.

Like, that is ridiculous.

[Kourtney] That's a full-on p*rn.

[Kris] Okay.

Getting out, I just need a towel, please.

What is happening?

[Kourtney] Is your vag*na out?

-You don't even have underwear on?
-No!

You are so gross.

My eyes, my eyes, my eyes…

Should we get her totally naked?

-[laughs]
-Are you kidding?

Oh, it's just…

[Khloé] Not every day you get
to see this kind of stuff.

vag*na out, ass out, [bleep] out,

totally normal.

It's actually inspiring me
to bank so many selfies.

You know what? I'll just wait and see
what you guys look like

when you're in your 50s.

I'm so tired of you making fun of me.

[Kim] It's just a little shocking.

[Kris] I'm done with you guys.

vag*na out in the pool is just… a shocker.

It's like a yeast infection
ready to happen.

[Khloé] That's gross.

You need to warn your kids.

I know, but I feel bad.

What do you feel bad about?

Just that, like, we made
her feel uncomfortable.

[Khloé] I'm sorry, you have to admit

if you came out and you saw
your mom in a pool, [bleep] out,

you're not gonna be like,

-"What the [bleep] are you doing?"
-[assistant] Yeah.

-Mom?
-[Kris] Yeah?

[Kim] Are you annoyed with us?

I mean, sometimes you guys
don't make me feel really great

and it hurts my feelings,
that's all, you know?

And I think that you guys
can do anything you want,

whenever you want, and I'm always…

I would support anything
you guys do, whether I--

We totally support you.
I think it was just, like,

we weren't expecting it,
so it was just odd to walk into.

I just wanted to show you that I…
you know, still feel good about myself.

At any age, you can look fantastic.

It doesn't matter
if I'm a grandmother or not.

All power to you.

Any MILF-ness that I have,
I've gotten from you.

[camera shutter clicks]

[Kim] I love how my mom is so secure
with who she is,

so I feel bad
for being kind of hard on my mom.

[Kim] I mean, I would so much
rather just play together

instead of compete with each other.

And I only wish that, at her age,

I would be that, you know,
confident with myself.

She actually does teach me
that true fabulousness comes from within.

Next time, maybe we can do
a photo sh**t together.

Okay, now you've taken it
a little too far.

[Kim] But I support your sh**t.

[upbeat music]

-[Kourtney] Hi. Nice to meet you.
-Hi. Nice to meet you.

-Thanks for coming.
-Yes, no problem.

Everyone feels like I'm not
really in touch with my feelings,

and I just don't wanna have problems
because of it in the future.

So I definitely want to get
to the root of the problem.

The kind of work that I do,
I always work from the energy.

And people come to me sometimes
to find their life purpose.

-[Kourtney] Okay.
-Sometimes they want to heal some wounds.

They want to unleash some blocks.

Sometimes they're just curious
and they come to see me

and they don't really know
why they come to see me, so it's…

In general, like, you know,
my family and stuff,

they'll say that, like,
I'm not very emotional or expressive.

So is that something you want to be
more connected with, your emotions?

Yeah.

Scott, both of his parents
just passed away within, like,

two months of each other,
so he's really, uh, depressed.

[Tejpal] Mm…

And so I feel, like,
a responsibility, too, with him.

[Kourtney] And he talks to me
about it all the time,

but I feel, like, helpless in a way, too,

'cause there's… It's like something
that just time heals, I think. Um…

Yeah, but it's interesting to say,
"I feel I have a responsibility here."

Everything you go on a job,
on a duty, you know.

-Yeah.
-You put your hat on.

[Tejpal] Oh, Scott, you know,
he's experiencing some pain

and there's a part of his life…
[gasps]

"I need to know what to do,
what to say, and how to help."

That's when you shut down.

So it's not that you don't have emotion,

you have too much of a brain
that's sticking you.

-Or like, yeah, I'm thinking…
-Yeah.

…while he's, like,
talking about everything,

but I don't say what is…
what I'm thinking, too.

-So you can appear to be cold…
-Yeah.

-…which is not who you are at all.
-Yeah.

You have a lot of depth.

[Tejpal] More than what you think.

If, simply, you can just be there.

Even saying, "I have no idea what to do,
but I feel your pain."

That will be the best gift ever.

Like, I feel like I'm literally
on the verge of a nervous breakdown,

just because, that, I'm so stressed out.

[Kourtney] I feel like I'm literally
on the verge of a nervous breakdown.

I'm so stressed out.

When you feel under a nervous breakdown,
do you talk, do you shut down?

I've been feeling like this for, like…
a few weeks, 'cause I'm just so busy

that I don't get a second to, like, think…

Or, I don't…
really don't get time alone, ever.

-Uh-huh.
-I have two kids, I have their dad,

and then, like, I'm being pulled
in a million different directions…

-Yes, yes, uh-huh.
-…at all times,

so I feel, like,
when I have a second alone,

like, just to, like, digest, like,
how am I feeling or what's happening,

like, then I've just, like…
explode, you know?

[Tejpal] Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

You have a lot of responsibilities,
you have had that all your life.

There is a part of you that's always
on alert, always kind of vigilant.

-Yeah.
-It's like you always…

even if you're here
and you can looks, like, relax…

and, you know, you're always thinking
about something else.

-Either…
-And I feel like lately it's been more so.

-Mm-hmm.
-It's stressing me out.

Your mind, "I have to do this,
how to do that."

It doesn't stop.

I wish you can truly rely on more people.

-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-Deeply, you don't really rely

-on other people.
-No.

I don't realize
that I'm not being emotional,

because as far as I can remember,
this is just me.

Since I was the oldest, I had to take
a little bit more responsibility,

I'm more, like, in charge.

I need to do it myself.

You know, when I visualize you,
you like simplicity of the things.

-[Kourtney] Yeah.
-And it's so funny

because there are parts of your life
that are not really simple

or that just always on the go,
on the run, and so forth.

But your essence is very simple
in a beautiful way.

And so my wish for you is,
like, on a regular basis,

you find time for just quietness and space

because that's what you love the most.

There is a part of you that is really
playful and funny and could be goofy…

-[Kourtney] Mm-hmm.
-…that is not out enough.

-[Tejpal] Does it make sense?
-Yes, it does.

It's not that I don't have emotions,

it's just lately, I've been
so wrapped up with the kids and Scott

that I just haven't been in touch
with my lighter, more fun side.

[both scream]

[Kris] Oh, my god!

We're jumping in the pool.

[all scream]

No, not funny. Give it to me.

[screams]

[Scott] Send her home!

[laughter]

Oh, my god, did you just feel that?

I just don't really have time alone
to myself where I sit and relax,

and reflect on what's been going on.

I really need to work
on finding a natural balance

so I can enjoy these moments
when they happen.

Well, thank you. This was great.

[Tejpal] Yeah! Thank you for being open.

-Thank you so much.
-You're welcome.

[lively music]

-[Kim] You got it?
-[Bruce] Oh, wait, wait.

[Bruce grunts]

-[Kim] Are they that heavy?
-Don't worry, I got the boxes.

-You sound like you're struggling there.
-They're awkward.

-I hope that popcorn stuff…
-You used to be able…

-…isn't too heavy.
-…to lift the side of a house.

[Kris] Kokes?

-Hello?
-[Bruce] Hello?

Yeah? What are you guys doing here?

-We are here to help you pack as a family.
-It's a packing party.

-And I come for the brute force.
-Oh, Arnold Schwarzenegger?

He could hardly lift the box,
so don't let that fool you.

[Kris] Give us something to do.
We're gonna help you pack this place up.

We all just thought we'd pack as a family,
we'd get it done, we'd help you.

I think we all know that Khloé's
having a really hard time moving on.

Everything was fine and great, and now she
is going through a really hard time.

Hopefully, with the support
of all of us here,

she'll feel encouraged
to let us pack up with her

and help her with whatever she needs.

[Kim] This is taking me back
to my eBay days.

[Kris] All right, I'm gonna go
start this other room.

Mom, I… No.
I have to show you how I like things.

Or else you guys could really get out
of my house if you're not gonna listen.

[Kris] All right, I'm listening.
What if I do…

That's not how I want them done.

We're here to help. Relax.

[Kris] Can I show you
what this might look like?

Because it's more compact.

But I have an OCD problem,

and if it's not done my way,
I get major anxiety.

[Khloé] I know they mean well, but…

everyone's just throwing stuff into boxes
and they're…

Like, I don't know what's going where…
Like, it's freaking me out.

Khlo, do you still want
all these cigars and stuff?

Let me try it, and if you don't like it,
I'll do it all over again.

-Do you need some boxes over there?
-[Kim] Yes, please.

Wait.
[Khloé groans]

-What size boxes?
-Please, you're stressing me out.

More boxes?

Everyone, get out of my house!
[laughs]

Why is this down here?

-[Khloé] 'Cause they're dirty! Mom!
-What?

-You, first of all…
-[bleep]!

-What the… do you want?
-You can't do that.

You've got to tape it flat.
You're gonna give me major anxiety.

Khlo, can you get rid of all of these

-or do they remind you of…
-Those are Lamar's!

Lamar's not coming back to get them.

I hate to break it to you.

[tense music]

[Kim] Khlo, can you get rid
of all of these

-or do they remind you of…
-Those are Lamar's!

Lamar's not coming back to get them.

I hate to break it to you.

I think it's obvious that it's not really
the things that Khloé's worried about

and how they're packed up and…

It's not all those little things.

This has to do with Lamar and her feeling,
like, getting rid of this house

is having Lamar
slip further away from her.

-This is mildewed.
-You don't want anything mildewed.

Come on, you're procrastinating.

Put it in here.

Move. You're sitting there.

Khloé, seriously, you're pissing me off.

I didn't say anything though.

I really think it's sweet that, you know,
Kim brought everyone over to help me pack,

and I know everyone is trying

and they wanna help out
as much as they can,

but I can't put everything behind me.

It's still very much current
and, you know, that's okay for now

and people just are gonna
have to deal with it.

It's my life, my drama,
and that's just the way it is.

-You guys are stressing me out.
-You don't want that basket though?

[Khloé] Get out of my house!

[Bruce] Let's go. Keep it moving.

[upbeat music]

-[Scott] Hey, bug.
-Hey.

What, what was going on here exactly?

She was that girl
I was telling you from Miraval.

-Right.
-She is, like, an expert

at, like, reading energy.

She said, like,
I'm not connected to my emotions.

When you're talking to me
and expressing your feelings,

I'd like to give you more back.

Like, it's not even what you say.

-Yeah.
-It's just being there and listening.

I feel like I'll tell you things
and you're just like, "Yeah."

My brain just starts, like,
working and thinking,

"How can I fix everything?"
when I see you in pain.

I do appreciate you trying
to put yourself out there more

'cause I definitely need that.

Like, I wanna help solve everything.

Like, I'm very responsible, she said.
[chuckles]

-[Scott] Well, you are.
-And just trying to, like,

take charge and…

you know, fix everything.

This issue will always be
out of my comfort zone.

I love you and I'm thankful that you're
trying to better yourself emotionally.

But I definitely want to work on it.

'Cause, like, I have a lot going on.

I don't ever have time to, like,
think about what's happening with myself.

Even if I had ten minutes alone every day,
it would be helpful.

What exactly do you do…

that, like, you never
have time for yourself?

All right, now you're being annoying.
You're just trying to rile me up.

And I just told you…

-You make it harder for me to open up.
-Yes, yes.

-You're right, you're right, yeah.
-Do you know that?

Yeah, you're right. You're being serious,
I need to take you seriously.

[Scott] But, really, what is it
that you do all day?

[Kourtney] Shut the [bleep] up, literally.

[Khloé] You've been a bad girl!

[Kim] This season on Keeping Up
with the Kardashians…

[Khloé] Yeah!

[Scott] You're a hot item
in the rap community. I like French.

[Bruce] You're in London?

I wanted to go on an adventure
by myself for once.

[Bruce] I hate when my kids grow up.

-[Kim] We are getting married in Paris.
-Such a low-key little spot.

-Ooh.
-This is just a fitting.

-That's the back.
-Oh, my god, that's gorge.

[Khloé screams]

Whose new house is this?

[Khloé] Whoa.

-I am pregnant.
-What? Holy [bleep].

[Kourtney] This was not a plan.

-[Kim] Are you kidding me?
-[Kris] This is amazing.

[Kris whoops]

[Kris] Family vacay.

[whooping]

I'm riding an elephant in Thailand.

[laughs, squeals]
This is crazy!

[yelling]

I don't wanna do it.

Did you just [bleep] touch my sister?

Are you [bleep] kidding me?

-[man] Hey, man.
-[Kris] What a vacation.

[Brody] Hey.

-[Kris] That was incredible!
-[whooping]

Don't you get lonely out here by yourself?

[Bruce] Just stop. You have a tendency
to be very controlling.

I don't need that in my life.

[Kim] Will you talk to Brody?

'Cause I'm to the point
where I will go the [bleep] off on him.

[Kris] I'm taking Cinderella to the ball.

Hi, Kim! It's me, Kanye!

[Kim] Oh, my god.

So we wait for [bleep] in Vienna.

[Kris] Never in my entire 58 years…

I think we need to call the police.

[Kris] I need to report a burglary
out of our home.

[Khloé] I wanna know
who's taking advantage

of already such
a [bleep] situation in my life.

[Kris] I just don't know how one person
deals with everything she's dealing with.

I'm gonna get someone new
to run my [bleep] 'cause you're not on it.

[Kim] I'm afraid for you.
You live a double life.

A double life is what I did,

constantly hiding
what someone else was really doing.

-[Kim] What is going on?
-[Khloé] Lamar is here.

[Khloé] This is so bad.

[Scott] So many different beginning
and endings.

[Khloé] That house is done.

I'm never going back there.