01x20 - Still Petting

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what right mom Elsie's either working

late again or she's finally come to her

senses in which case she's probably

halfway to the Wisconsin border what's

the dinner don't think you don't wanna

hear ah did somebody say dinner then

gather around the table kids it's time

for another exciting game of mystery

care mystery can of course you do Tina

because it's America's favorite unknown

contents dinner games one lucky winner

will be going home with a can of

spaghettios on another healthier child

will be getting b*at then wouldn't take

what time to just cook dinner but then

we wouldn't have our favorite dinner

guest Lady Luck what's the cans go round

and round when one stops in front of you

try and keep it down hi mom Singh

codgers when jazz making us play mystery

can know why was working late why don't

you heat up the leftover meatloaf the

kids won't want that why not cuz it's in

my stomach okay coupon to living room

and you can order a pizza I think it's

the one time I finally get SpaghettiOs

happy to be home with my family i'm so

sick of being nice to people and we're

happy to have you sunshine yeah yeah rub

my back sweetcheeks you know you've been

working overtime for two weeks now

when's it gonna stop I don't know as

soon as dr. Gerber finds a replacement

for Colleen well you can just relax and

let your man take care yeah bill it

unhooks in the front miss Rob is for me

not for you they've been cooped up all

day don't you think they deserve a

little rub to the shoulders for now

honey when he asked you to work overtime

why don't you just say no because she's

my boss and when I'm at work I have to

be nice little office Judy yes dr.

Gerber whatever you say dr. Gerber I'll

get right on it dr. Gerber can I be dr.

Gerber

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right in here don't need to be nervous

mr. Conway everything's gonna be okay I

just have a thing about dentists yeah we

all do now you're not gonna bite me are

yes no and I won't fight you why would

you bite me just just a little joke

dirty we need more paper towels oh and

it's time to reorder drill bits to get a

little dull okay Judy would you mind

staying late again tonight sure thing

get any worse well what is it what's

wrong with my teeth what oh no I wasn't

talking about your teeth your teeth are

what will let the doctor talk to you

about there I've talked about my job

I've been working so many hours I can't

even see straight is there other dental

assistant that could help me yeah I wish

I'm all by myself here my husband thinks

I should stand up to him maybe he's

right maybe I should give dr. Gerber a

piece of my mind who cares if it makes a

mad I do you know what I've gotta do it

is now or never hey mr. Conway there

shouldn't be too bad it's gonna hurt of

course it's gonna hurt that's why we

give you gas something that's bothering

me late not now I'll worry mr. Conway

you're in good hands what's been

bothering you too well it's been a month

since colleen's laughs and we'll crazy

around here man just a second I just

breathe normally mr. Conway I know it's

been a difficult time for you but I got

it tight it's been a rough time in my

life as you know i was seeing Colleen

outside of my marriage I sure do you

think you should be talking about such

personal matters and from the patient

that's all right I gave him the gas x

dekka hear everything oh I can't do

anything right look like next week if

you think it'll be better soon

alright he's out Judy I don't know what

to do my life is falling apart and it's

all my fault Beverly found out about

Colleen she kicked me out I'm living in

this depressing studio apartments

sleeping on an air mattress and they

don't allow pets the only one who loves

me is my dog I got keep some of the

kettle hi dr. Gerber I had no idea

that's the same thing I could do well

now that you mention it my attempt to

say no to my boss schnitzel he's

gonna be staying with us for a while

what you know how I feel about dogs they

make a match they slobber they're always

begging for food who wants to live with

that yeah bill who dr. Gerber's wife

drool Matt and you need someone to take

care of the job while I find a permanent

place to live oh this is good Judy cuz i

was just saying to the kids gosh I hope

mom brings home something that could

k*ll me in my sleep you're afraid of a

little polka daddy doll cries for you

what's something you've always wanted oh

my God we're getting a pool no look I

dogs but we rented a pool I can't have

my friends over for a dog party okay my

boss's dog he's gonna be staying with us

for a while what's his name schnitzel

it's off yeah it's a German named dr.

Gerber spend a lot of money to train his

dog to understand commands in German why

German well because German is such a

guttural language the dogs are more

likely to respond to your commands so

German huh schnitzel fetching me brat

forest and be rinsed I some training is

just staring at me like you're an idiot

your lips man that he understands this

means sit house means let's go give

boost means shake hands how are we

supposed to remember all that Wow

nestle out

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go away scram strudel and sauerkraut

whatever that if you k*ll me they'll

know you did it oh wait you want

liverwurst and get anybody in this

family to eat liverwurst pretty good huh

no more you're not allowed to have

people food all right one more all right

one Wow Judy never kisses me after tumor

liver wars oh my god that's disgusting

Oh doc might have a brother you want me

to ask mr. schnitzel on you should tell

me about him oh you're not supposed to

be on the coach or boy no don't worry

Linda it's just that he has sensitive

hearing and your biological clocks

deafening him what's he doing on the

couch dr. Berbers gonna k*ll me get him

down from there and start speaking

German okay all right boy often d

captions off Andy character I try that

bill often des in office all right Linda

and I are gonna run some errands and I

have to go to work for the rest of the

afternoon on a Saturday now Judy this is

becoming a real problem the fact that

you can't say no to your boss is

affecting our relationship and who we

are as a couple don't worry bill I'll be

back in time to make dinner all right

have fun make sure that while I'm gone

you pictured it to the park front him

around a bit and make sure he does his

business fine you gonna do the same with

Linda

you

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backstage oh whoa pro beach volleyball

good choice I get to watch the girls in

bikinis you get to watch the ball go

back and forth that's a Gerber hey Bill

I hope you don't mind I decided to come

by on my lunch hour grab a little

schnitzel time Oh as sniffles having a

little down time right now feeling a

little down lately down schnitzel what

are you doing on the couch that's a plus

hot spots oh why won't he plots oh he's

been plotting all day that the yards

full of lies no this is a promise on his

muscle Oh bill what's going on didn't

you to give you the rules to tell you

the truth I'm not gonna lie to you in

all honesty the kids did it get him back

to the way he was yeah but look at him

he's ok he's happy sted so get foot

steps off stetson uh-huh it's nice to

see you so relaxed really yeah he was

this way when we got him my wife is the

one who broke his spirit that's good at

that well you could use a little

vacation time to have a frito no please

I haven't had a frito in years I used to

love him but Beverly didn't allow snacks

or beer or fun well as you can tell from

our stains that's all we allowed here

oh man what a day I can't believe I

agreed to work on a Saturday and dr.

Gerber didn't even show up spent the

entire afternoon rescheduling patients

god knows what happened to him says bill

I think I got that sh*t right out of my

head hi Aunt Judy dr. careful what are

you doing here in bills robe I always do

to build how to make a souffle but it

kind of got away from us my fault that

mixer should have a k*ll switch what are

you doing making a souffle in in my

house more important question is where

do you get your shampoo honestly my head

smells like a giant peach all right

fellas all right give it went very well

it's dr. Gerber know this week's been

fantastic stocking the snacks how did I

get the cheese in these little pretzels

they use like it like a cheese g*n you

know I've been eating too many of these

anyway some have sandwiches coming Judy

I love you what one of us of the

sandwiches a journey what's the ETA on

the BLTs all right up top server it so

bad dog why do you do nothing ETA on my

bill she kiss my ass yes OB love that

damn dog so much you want mind eating

the bread he licked right after he

licked his own ah he's not terrific my

mouth is watering you're not the only

one

must be my laundry thanks for let me do

my wash here I'm running low on

Underpants ok my boss should sit under

people cuz his are spinning around in

our dryer wear my underpants spin me I

think we all need to calm down and

finish my sandwich I can't take it

anymore bad enough that I have to work

with him all day and then he drops his

dog off here and now he's here

practically every night you've been

complaining about your boss for years

but I think he's a good guy he's going

through a hard time right now you only

want to keep him around because I have

to be nice to him and I end up waiting

on you to hand and foot all right maybe

you are a little nicer when he's around

but is it wrong of me to take advantage

of that they'll talk to him get him out

of our house don't see what the big deal

is oh what a problem here it seems some

of my underpants got mixed in with some

of yours now you were me

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fill em up this place what a great menu

I don't know what the hell are

never-ending onion is but i'm getting i

got a toaster i'm a great night with a

great friend who shown me a great time

well you're a great guy you're spending

way too much time in our house sorry

have I been a burden no no no it's just

that you have a really good opportunity

here you're a free man for the first

time in your life he's just wasting it

at our house huh may have a point maybe

this time I spread my wing you're

absolutely right you could do whatever

you want there is something I've always

wanted to do that's a little crazy no no

no do it fly high free bird follow your

dreams do what makes you happy I want to

close my dental practice what no no no

no no why not you're right no i'm not

i'm an idiot ask anybody know what I've

always wanted to do I want to open a

restaurant like this one with with a

great bar I want to hand somebody a cup

of something and not have them spit it

out because the people that work for you

no no you're right time I started

thinking about myself and don't you

think I'm not grateful bill when I

opened my restaurant you are gonna drink

for free Nathan there are bigger issues

than for free that's right of course

there's gonna have to be a limit Nathan

you really gotta rethink this I helped

you change your life and you're gonna

limit how much I could drink Wow

high school English knit top I thank you

I'll has please tilt excuse me Lauren

have you seen my math book very funny

Brian my god Lorna's you hear that the

dog can talk you know what else a dog

can do use your toothbrush mom or use my

toothbrush on the dog yeah yeah yeah i

just finished folding my boss's

underpants get over it thank god you're

alone how did it go to get him off our

couch yeah he won't have time to spend

on our couch anymore really that's great

and here's some more exciting news

there's gonna be a new restaurant where

we can print for free really what

restaurant dr. Gruber's but she's gonna

open as soon as he closes his dental

practice what did you do oh no I was

telling him not to hang out at our house

so much and that turning him closing his

practice but it wasn't my fault I swear

and remember that when he thanks me for

giving him the courage to fulfill his

dreams for judgment Judy you can't just

blame me for this if you would have just

stood up to him in the first place we

wouldn't be in this mess damn it bill

I'm sorry no I mean damn it you're great

aha I know it I'm right wait a minute

what are you trying to pull

oh no no I am right right mr. Conroy I

have to apologize for your last visit I

haven't been very focused lately you say

I've I've lost my passion for dentistry

but not today you'll be fine okay we're

just gonna replace this temporary crown

and you'll be out of here in no time

great okay dr. Gerber we have to talk

right now oh not again tuna can't this

wait no it's very important and I'm

sorry if it upset you but I have to say

what I have to say you know what nice to

meet you both but I've decided I don't

need a crown I'm gonna live with a bad

tooth I'll just two on the right and

with that so ends my dental career all

right Judy what is it don't told me

about you closing down the practice and

opening up the restaurant in it a great

idea do you have any idea what it takes

to run a successful restaurant you can

lose a lot of money no no bad ideas lose

money mine is a great idea oh no judy

judy i feel very passionate about this

well i guess if you're passionate about

it oh yeah it's a brilliant idea you

know how some restaurant should go and

you pick out your own lobster well my

restaurant is the same idea except with

duck okay that is it you are out of your

mind first you have an affair with your

office then you leave your wife and

you dump your dog at my house and now

you're passionate about the idea that

Chicago needs a restaurant where you can

get dressed up and go k*ll a duck well

they wouldn't be k*lling it themselves

Judy are you even hearing yourself

you're in the middle of a huge midlife

crisis and there's no reason to drag me

or poor little ducks into it now get on

the phone call your wife Becker

forgiveness and stop talking about

closing down the office but what if it

doesn't make me happy and buy a sports

car draw ponytail like every other

dentist your age

what kind of sports car anytime you want

but if you're gonna grow the ponytail

I'd go with convertible maybe you're

right you know I hate to admit it but I

really do miss Beverly I bet she misses

you too think so thank you Judy and you

know what I'm glad this happened because

now I I don't think of you was just an

employee I think of you as a friend

that's very sweet you're a good friend

and I'm so sorry I've been so crazy

lately it's just it's so overwhelming

but looking at us the separation and the

move and my mother hurt her back Oh

terrible yeah she slipped a disc because

she lives alone that's the last thing

you need well if there's anything I can

do bill observer gerber bill

hold your horses I'm going as fast as I

can boy you really can't get enough of

this liverwurst Kenya there you go

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