what right mom Elsie's either working
late again or she's finally come to her
senses in which case she's probably
halfway to the Wisconsin border what's
the dinner don't think you don't wanna
hear ah did somebody say dinner then
gather around the table kids it's time
for another exciting game of mystery
care mystery can of course you do Tina
because it's America's favorite unknown
contents dinner games one lucky winner
will be going home with a can of
spaghettios on another healthier child
will be getting b*at then wouldn't take
what time to just cook dinner but then
we wouldn't have our favorite dinner
guest Lady Luck what's the cans go round
and round when one stops in front of you
try and keep it down hi mom Singh
codgers when jazz making us play mystery
can know why was working late why don't
you heat up the leftover meatloaf the
kids won't want that why not cuz it's in
my stomach okay coupon to living room
and you can order a pizza I think it's
the one time I finally get SpaghettiOs
happy to be home with my family i'm so
sick of being nice to people and we're
happy to have you sunshine yeah yeah rub
my back sweetcheeks you know you've been
working overtime for two weeks now
when's it gonna stop I don't know as
soon as dr. Gerber finds a replacement
for Colleen well you can just relax and
let your man take care yeah bill it
unhooks in the front miss Rob is for me
not for you they've been cooped up all
day don't you think they deserve a
little rub to the shoulders for now
honey when he asked you to work overtime
why don't you just say no because she's
my boss and when I'm at work I have to
be nice little office Judy yes dr.
Gerber whatever you say dr. Gerber I'll
get right on it dr. Gerber can I be dr.
Gerber
[Applause]
[Music]
right in here don't need to be nervous
mr. Conway everything's gonna be okay I
just have a thing about dentists yeah we
all do now you're not gonna bite me are
yes no and I won't fight you why would
you bite me just just a little joke
dirty we need more paper towels oh and
it's time to reorder drill bits to get a
little dull okay Judy would you mind
staying late again tonight sure thing
get any worse well what is it what's
wrong with my teeth what oh no I wasn't
talking about your teeth your teeth are
what will let the doctor talk to you
about there I've talked about my job
I've been working so many hours I can't
even see straight is there other dental
assistant that could help me yeah I wish
I'm all by myself here my husband thinks
I should stand up to him maybe he's
right maybe I should give dr. Gerber a
piece of my mind who cares if it makes a
mad I do you know what I've gotta do it
is now or never hey mr. Conway there
shouldn't be too bad it's gonna hurt of
course it's gonna hurt that's why we
give you gas something that's bothering
me late not now I'll worry mr. Conway
you're in good hands what's been
bothering you too well it's been a month
since colleen's laughs and we'll crazy
around here man just a second I just
breathe normally mr. Conway I know it's
been a difficult time for you but I got
it tight it's been a rough time in my
life as you know i was seeing Colleen
outside of my marriage I sure do you
think you should be talking about such
personal matters and from the patient
that's all right I gave him the gas x
dekka hear everything oh I can't do
anything right look like next week if
you think it'll be better soon
alright he's out Judy I don't know what
to do my life is falling apart and it's
all my fault Beverly found out about
Colleen she kicked me out I'm living in
this depressing studio apartments
sleeping on an air mattress and they
don't allow pets the only one who loves
me is my dog I got keep some of the
kettle hi dr. Gerber I had no idea
that's the same thing I could do well
now that you mention it my attempt to
say no to my boss schnitzel he's
gonna be staying with us for a while
what you know how I feel about dogs they
make a match they slobber they're always
begging for food who wants to live with
that yeah bill who dr. Gerber's wife
drool Matt and you need someone to take
care of the job while I find a permanent
place to live oh this is good Judy cuz i
was just saying to the kids gosh I hope
mom brings home something that could
k*ll me in my sleep you're afraid of a
little polka daddy doll cries for you
what's something you've always wanted oh
my God we're getting a pool no look I
dogs but we rented a pool I can't have
my friends over for a dog party okay my
boss's dog he's gonna be staying with us
for a while what's his name schnitzel
it's off yeah it's a German named dr.
Gerber spend a lot of money to train his
dog to understand commands in German why
German well because German is such a
guttural language the dogs are more
likely to respond to your commands so
German huh schnitzel fetching me brat
forest and be rinsed I some training is
just staring at me like you're an idiot
your lips man that he understands this
means sit house means let's go give
boost means shake hands how are we
supposed to remember all that Wow
nestle out
[Music]
go away scram strudel and sauerkraut
whatever that if you k*ll me they'll
know you did it oh wait you want
liverwurst and get anybody in this
family to eat liverwurst pretty good huh
no more you're not allowed to have
people food all right one more all right
one Wow Judy never kisses me after tumor
liver wars oh my god that's disgusting
Oh doc might have a brother you want me
to ask mr. schnitzel on you should tell
me about him oh you're not supposed to
be on the coach or boy no don't worry
Linda it's just that he has sensitive
hearing and your biological clocks
deafening him what's he doing on the
couch dr. Berbers gonna k*ll me get him
down from there and start speaking
German okay all right boy often d
captions off Andy character I try that
bill often des in office all right Linda
and I are gonna run some errands and I
have to go to work for the rest of the
afternoon on a Saturday now Judy this is
becoming a real problem the fact that
you can't say no to your boss is
affecting our relationship and who we
are as a couple don't worry bill I'll be
back in time to make dinner all right
have fun make sure that while I'm gone
you pictured it to the park front him
around a bit and make sure he does his
business fine you gonna do the same with
Linda
you
[Music]
backstage oh whoa pro beach volleyball
good choice I get to watch the girls in
bikinis you get to watch the ball go
back and forth that's a Gerber hey Bill
I hope you don't mind I decided to come
by on my lunch hour grab a little
schnitzel time Oh as sniffles having a
little down time right now feeling a
little down lately down schnitzel what
are you doing on the couch that's a plus
hot spots oh why won't he plots oh he's
been plotting all day that the yards
full of lies no this is a promise on his
muscle Oh bill what's going on didn't
you to give you the rules to tell you
the truth I'm not gonna lie to you in
all honesty the kids did it get him back
to the way he was yeah but look at him
he's ok he's happy sted so get foot
steps off stetson uh-huh it's nice to
see you so relaxed really yeah he was
this way when we got him my wife is the
one who broke his spirit that's good at
that well you could use a little
vacation time to have a frito no please
I haven't had a frito in years I used to
love him but Beverly didn't allow snacks
or beer or fun well as you can tell from
our stains that's all we allowed here
oh man what a day I can't believe I
agreed to work on a Saturday and dr.
Gerber didn't even show up spent the
entire afternoon rescheduling patients
god knows what happened to him says bill
I think I got that sh*t right out of my
head hi Aunt Judy dr. careful what are
you doing here in bills robe I always do
to build how to make a souffle but it
kind of got away from us my fault that
mixer should have a k*ll switch what are
you doing making a souffle in in my
house more important question is where
do you get your shampoo honestly my head
smells like a giant peach all right
fellas all right give it went very well
it's dr. Gerber know this week's been
fantastic stocking the snacks how did I
get the cheese in these little pretzels
they use like it like a cheese g*n you
know I've been eating too many of these
anyway some have sandwiches coming Judy
I love you what one of us of the
sandwiches a journey what's the ETA on
the BLTs all right up top server it so
bad dog why do you do nothing ETA on my
bill she kiss my ass yes OB love that
damn dog so much you want mind eating
the bread he licked right after he
licked his own ah he's not terrific my
mouth is watering you're not the only
one
must be my laundry thanks for let me do
my wash here I'm running low on
Underpants ok my boss should sit under
people cuz his are spinning around in
our dryer wear my underpants spin me I
think we all need to calm down and
finish my sandwich I can't take it
anymore bad enough that I have to work
with him all day and then he drops his
dog off here and now he's here
practically every night you've been
complaining about your boss for years
but I think he's a good guy he's going
through a hard time right now you only
want to keep him around because I have
to be nice to him and I end up waiting
on you to hand and foot all right maybe
you are a little nicer when he's around
but is it wrong of me to take advantage
of that they'll talk to him get him out
of our house don't see what the big deal
is oh what a problem here it seems some
of my underpants got mixed in with some
of yours now you were me
[Music]
fill em up this place what a great menu
I don't know what the hell are
never-ending onion is but i'm getting i
got a toaster i'm a great night with a
great friend who shown me a great time
well you're a great guy you're spending
way too much time in our house sorry
have I been a burden no no no it's just
that you have a really good opportunity
here you're a free man for the first
time in your life he's just wasting it
at our house huh may have a point maybe
this time I spread my wing you're
absolutely right you could do whatever
you want there is something I've always
wanted to do that's a little crazy no no
no do it fly high free bird follow your
dreams do what makes you happy I want to
close my dental practice what no no no
no no why not you're right no i'm not
i'm an idiot ask anybody know what I've
always wanted to do I want to open a
restaurant like this one with with a
great bar I want to hand somebody a cup
of something and not have them spit it
out because the people that work for you
no no you're right time I started
thinking about myself and don't you
think I'm not grateful bill when I
opened my restaurant you are gonna drink
for free Nathan there are bigger issues
than for free that's right of course
there's gonna have to be a limit Nathan
you really gotta rethink this I helped
you change your life and you're gonna
limit how much I could drink Wow
high school English knit top I thank you
I'll has please tilt excuse me Lauren
have you seen my math book very funny
Brian my god Lorna's you hear that the
dog can talk you know what else a dog
can do use your toothbrush mom or use my
toothbrush on the dog yeah yeah yeah i
just finished folding my boss's
underpants get over it thank god you're
alone how did it go to get him off our
couch yeah he won't have time to spend
on our couch anymore really that's great
and here's some more exciting news
there's gonna be a new restaurant where
we can print for free really what
restaurant dr. Gruber's but she's gonna
open as soon as he closes his dental
practice what did you do oh no I was
telling him not to hang out at our house
so much and that turning him closing his
practice but it wasn't my fault I swear
and remember that when he thanks me for
giving him the courage to fulfill his
dreams for judgment Judy you can't just
blame me for this if you would have just
stood up to him in the first place we
wouldn't be in this mess damn it bill
I'm sorry no I mean damn it you're great
aha I know it I'm right wait a minute
what are you trying to pull
oh no no I am right right mr. Conroy I
have to apologize for your last visit I
haven't been very focused lately you say
I've I've lost my passion for dentistry
but not today you'll be fine okay we're
just gonna replace this temporary crown
and you'll be out of here in no time
great okay dr. Gerber we have to talk
right now oh not again tuna can't this
wait no it's very important and I'm
sorry if it upset you but I have to say
what I have to say you know what nice to
meet you both but I've decided I don't
need a crown I'm gonna live with a bad
tooth I'll just two on the right and
with that so ends my dental career all
right Judy what is it don't told me
about you closing down the practice and
opening up the restaurant in it a great
idea do you have any idea what it takes
to run a successful restaurant you can
lose a lot of money no no bad ideas lose
money mine is a great idea oh no judy
judy i feel very passionate about this
well i guess if you're passionate about
it oh yeah it's a brilliant idea you
know how some restaurant should go and
you pick out your own lobster well my
restaurant is the same idea except with
duck okay that is it you are out of your
mind first you have an affair with your
office then you leave your wife and
you dump your dog at my house and now
you're passionate about the idea that
Chicago needs a restaurant where you can
get dressed up and go k*ll a duck well
they wouldn't be k*lling it themselves
Judy are you even hearing yourself
you're in the middle of a huge midlife
crisis and there's no reason to drag me
or poor little ducks into it now get on
the phone call your wife Becker
forgiveness and stop talking about
closing down the office but what if it
doesn't make me happy and buy a sports
car draw ponytail like every other
dentist your age
what kind of sports car anytime you want
but if you're gonna grow the ponytail
I'd go with convertible maybe you're
right you know I hate to admit it but I
really do miss Beverly I bet she misses
you too think so thank you Judy and you
know what I'm glad this happened because
now I I don't think of you was just an
employee I think of you as a friend
that's very sweet you're a good friend
and I'm so sorry I've been so crazy
lately it's just it's so overwhelming
but looking at us the separation and the
move and my mother hurt her back Oh
terrible yeah she slipped a disc because
she lives alone that's the last thing
you need well if there's anything I can
do bill observer gerber bill
hold your horses I'm going as fast as I
can boy you really can't get enough of
this liverwurst Kenya there you go
[Laughter]
[Music]
01x20 - Still Petting
Watch/Buy Amazon
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.