so when's your sister and her latest
loser boyfriend gonna get here it's not
her boyfriend he's just someone she's
gone out with on a few dates and it's
not fair to assume he's a loser you want
to put money on it I think we'll know
within the first 10 minutes you want the
over or the under you know there's
gotten a lot smarter about the men she
dates I will take the over under too
late you said over me sorry relate bill
beauty this is Harry hi a nice to meet
you hello Harry's rehearsal ran a little
long he's the lead singer in a band
really yeah you have the hood Foghat
yeah I'm gonna fall guy cover bad 28
seconds I went do you make a nice living
to me man oh yeah competition for
bookings can be brutal though especially
if someone's willing to take less money
other Foghat cover band I don't know
Foghat sorry band is getting so many
gigs now he's so close to quitting his
day job oh really what do you do he
works for the tribute are you a
journalist i'm nomming distribution one
of your paperboy opposite end paper mine
you do you discover back spent yes how
long have you lived in this country uh
well technically only nice
of the Florida but you know Epcot Center
the part that's great britain a work
there one summer an accident just sort
of stuck excuse me I've got to go to the
loo now I know he's a little different
oh he's not just like your last 10
boyfriend's he just won me 20 bucks oh
oh god you have playing the loser game
again no honey you uh I know he's kind
of a clown but we're having fun and he's
cute and I'm just gonna keep him through
the weekend oh my hair now I've got it
look at happens all the time we're
singing a good 30 10 top
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hey Brad my friend Cammy taught me an
insurer I want to see sure why not ah
brian is coming on brand me I did
not she hit herself oh wait that is
ridiculous Tina did you hit yourself
tell the truth it's gonna hit me again
right go to her room what we don't hit
in this house go are you okay honey you
want mommy to get you some ice cream
with all the yelling Brian hit Tina
sounds like a fair fight one hits like a
girl the other ones Tina hey Linda you
look terrible my turn my turn you don't
smell so good evening hmm well um I have
some very bad news for all of us my
beloved cat Nathaniel Hawthorne passed
away this morning I feel so empty inside
who wants pancakes yeah I'm so sorry
honey having it happened well we were
trying on our halloween costumes and I
thought it would be really cute if I
dressed as a cat and he dressed as a
mouse you know
it does sound too so anyway I put him
down and himself in the mirror he must
have thought he saw a real Mouse looking
back at him because he dashed full speed
right at that mirror and ran head-on
into himself I don't know what I was
thinking with that costume I knew
Nathaniel LifeLight we're going to let
it out no I don't think I should so I
was wondering since I don't have a
backyard if I could bury Nathaniel
Hawthorne and yours ah Linda absolutely
not that would make you happy Linda
shore mom where's my ice cool i'm sorry
sweetie okay you know honey I got some
tough news for you okay God was lonely
and he needed a pet so this morning he
called on Nathaniel passports and I like
to think he's in a big Park in the sky
chasing birds and probably even playing
with your old gerbil peanut peanut dead
because a grana worms are eating him
crystal your soul
I could tell by the way Nathaniel purred
it was the best birthday party you ever
had and those are just a few dozen of
the memories I have of meccania that
size you'd like to hear some more than
in a nice way to that I know we're all
sad here but I think I'm safe and saying
you're the saddest thank you Bill okay
well I guess that does it right and now
who proceeded to the graveside for
prayers and poetry the first I'd like a
person I reckon hey where are you going
come on can I go yeah do you really have
to waste a whole Saturday on this yes we
do but that cat hated me he peed on my
book bag and he stared right at me when
he did it he gave me nothing but sinus
problems I swear I can still smell it
yeah my book that okay we are a family
and when one of us is going through a
tough time we help each other out now
get out there aren't you guys coming no
its way to enough that society gave me
for Christmas no it was a different one
wow I've seen a lot of crazy things in
my life and they were all today
it's almost over let's just get through
this q Who am I Mira Mira Mira cut it
out you think his last words were oh
that's me out you think we stall Stan
around his grave and sing his favorite
song cap smash fever then we can watch
his favorite movie Chitty Chitty Bang
Bang is Miss nice we were just about to
join you I came in to ask to see if you
want to throw some dirt on the grave but
I see you prefer to step on it oh god I
feel terrible I know I could just k*ll
myself only I had a full-length mirror
my meatball sammich still don't see why
you have to drag me the Linda's to
apologize because you're the one who
made me laugh at her dead cat you may
have been laughing at her dead cat I was
laughing at your grieving sister the
doors open all are welcome maybe she's
gotten tired of going out looking for
men oh it's you are we interrupting
something well if you must know this is
my pet bereavement group you're not
kidding no everyone here is struggling
to let go of a lost companion Linda we
just wanted to apologize for the way we
acted it in Samuels funeral we realized
that it must be very difficult to lose a
pet as a gesture of compassion we
brought a ham
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Louis just lost her pot-bellied pig I'm
pretty sure this isn't him mcafee in the
kitchen yeah well I will be right back
don't let me interrupt just pretend I'm
not even here I'm sorry it's just that I
miss thank you so much people talk about
cats and dogs but a pig can be just as
affectionate and sweet moist and I'm so
sorry it's just it Phil made me laugh oh
he did this hysterical thing with the
toaster where he pretended he was a
despicable insensitive sure I don't
think you fully understand the FanDuel
was my closest friend honey I feel for
you don't you think there's something a
little wrong with that with what well
maybe you wouldn't feel so devastated
right now if you had a more fulfilling
relationship would say something with
thumbs you want me to get a monkey I
meant a little closer to like a human
like a guy you know you cared so deeply
for this cat I've never seen you put
your heart on the line like that for a
man if you did you might find someone to
settle down with thank you but I don't
think you know what you're talking about
now if you excuse me I have to get back
to people who are sensitive to sanctity
of animal life this is good ham I'm
trying for the honey mustard on a way i
shouldn'ta cremated stinky I should a
small game
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hey hey sanaya just wanted to thank you
for our talk yesterday realize that a
lot of what you said made sense really
yeah i mean Nathaniel's gone and i'm sad
but i'm gonna put that kind of energy
into a relationship with a guy oh great
now all you have to do is find the right
one well i'm way ahead of ya and get in
you're silly this is in your bushes
which is what happens when you have a
child delivering your newspaper did you
use to have a British accent oh yeah it
was just a thing I minute bracelets now
Harry and I have decided to take our
relationship to another level and we're
moving it together yeah what the hell
hey what's going on hey big news brother
then deny moving in together isn't that
great didn't you used to have an english
accent bill we covered daddy's into
bracelets no well I guess we celebrate
bill can you help me get a lot of things
to drink in the kitchen right behind you
oh my god we can't let this happen okay
Judy I know what you think but just
remember she's a grown woman and while
we may not agree with her choice we have
to respect it maybe he's not as bad as
we think Oh buddy that is exactly what
I'm looking for check it out I want a
free case of beer he's now my enemy
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so how are we gonna break up Linden this
Perry guy Shh you know I've been
thinking about it and maybe we should
just give him a chance really something
about the guides it's under my skin how
would you forget about the case of be
your hoe cake we want to buy how she
didn't even offer to share I swear
nothing good ever comes my way yeah yeah
I got you in the kids who wants Thomas
oh I hope we're putting them on top of
some bigger food oh thank you guys for
coming to our one-week anniversary
dinner actually it's only been six days
but Carrie and I are pretty sure we're
going to make it so where is Perry he's
napping oh did he have a late gig with
his band last night no nobody has his
paper wrote and you know Ben he likes to
wander around the neighborhood and take
a long nap and that's pretty much his
day does this guy need an assistant I
know he's got some quirks but thanks to
my sister I have learned to look past
that now I'm going to pour all my love
and energy into a man instead of a cat
what everybody hold on I smell food hey
there's my sleepy boy for trying to main
appearance Oh Judy do not love this hair
it is the most beautiful here yes oh
yeah risky after your Nana are you
hungry I don't know he making you were
so finicky why don't you go get dressed
and you'll find out I go on yeah
little d*ck and he leaves his hair on
everything Wow what didn't you just
notice any of that she's treating Perry
like he's hurt that's crazy no no no
can't we just laugh at her for a little
yay here we go patras calm and yet okay
Chewie Bill Carey and the Colton here
honey why don't you put on that flutter
I need you I'm fine silly Oh someone's
gonna flip those nails
Wow not roast this is great one could
almost say it says Fancy Feast thank you
Bill honey you're just playing with your
food aren't you hungry I'm just not in
the mood for pot roast a little heavy
for me oh okay well I can make you
something else maybe he'd like some tuna
or some macro unit sounds great I will
go get you some I'll help you do did you
just bark so nice of you guys over the
fun yeah listen honey I'm a little bit
worried about you after seeing you with
Perry I'm starting to think you haven't
completely gotten over your love of cats
I haven't gotten over this annual you've
just replaced him with who ah maybe
Perry no Harry's picky you you feed him
you let him nap all day you take care of
him more than he takes care of you and
you made him a sweater exactly like the
one you made your cat
Wow Judy that is not I'm really draining
my boy run into my q son Harry Campbell
where's my salmon yeah forget it you in
a minute good oh my god I've turned my
boyfriend into my kind of have honey
he's a cute cat but he has a cab I meet
him and it's so one-sided you deserve
someone who's gonna give you something
back I was so stupid I you know instead
of going out and finding a real
boyfriend I just picked up a stray okay
you know what I got I got in it's gonna
be okay don't worry Linda he'll land on
his feet I think we should go away I'm
only two beers into that case he stole
from me I'm not going all right I really
need my sister beside me right now bill
you can do whatever you want Harry uh
can I talk to you for a second yeah um I
am really sorry but I just I don't think
this is going to work out I was so
anxious to have a relationship that I
think I looked past things I probably
shouldn't have this because I drop the
accent cuz i can bring it back love well
I'd like dinner theater but this is
riveted
what your fault i made this relationship
too one-sided and I don't think it's
healthy for either of us and I think it
might be best if you moved out well if
you want me to go I will go but I got to
tell you this you're the best thing that
has ever happened to me I'm not the guy
you need and I will walk through fire to
get there that is a great lyric then do
you inspire me that it's very very sweet
but I don't think this relationship can
where you marry me Aparri maybe you
didn't hear her all right pictured it I
was wearing something different and we
were on a beach in Hawaii and I was 26
and you were a doctor
you
my darling Linda I could never bring
back your beloved cat so I thought I'd
tried to help them live on through son
this one's called goodbye Nathaniel I'm
so sorry that your kitty cat is gone you
can just be sundered bill and Judy's
long goodbye Daniel goodbye Nathaniel
too deep oh I light down a more ago but
didn't age thing
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03x03 - Still Looking for Love
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.