03x15 - Still Single

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oh man this is horrible don't worry the

mcrib will come back it always does

Aerosmith's come into town and they're

already sold out oh man you used to be

able to score tickets sneak backstage

why can't we still be those people uh

yeah then mom Tina use up all my new

hair gel I didn't panic it down here now

did you get into your sisters hair gel

now then why is your hair sticking

straight up I saw my stick you stay out

of your sister stuff and you why'd you

keep your stuff where she can get at it

because she's stupid oh you want me to

make you cry again you didn't make me

cry I was allergic to the hand cream

that you had on your face I'm gonna toss

up Gary cuz I'm not wearing any right

now ha ha how bad

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ah three in a row that kid could save

the Bulls this season I wish you could

save my marriage come on buddy try to

forget about your divorce for a minute

and enjoy the game you're right guys

tell me the truth am I a sexy man

according to Marion our sex like we're

on chips oh you don't know where they

are I'll make him if I have to she said

I didn't have a tender touch I mean that

energy house fits holding up out there

he's holding up my enjoyment of the game

she's still he's your best friend yeah

it's your job to help him through this

divorce oh I guess you right he's always

been there for me I'm gonna go out there

and try to make him feel better even if

it takes me all night he's gone yes who

are unbelievable we need to call him up

and bring him over some dinner I can't

stand the idea Fitz eaten alone in some

crummy apartment it's pathetic not so

bad where I got engaged to Perry I used

to eat alone all the time well me and my

cat you know then a bad time I'd young

Nathaniel it's time for the cat's

pajamas oh my god we gotta get over

there before fits throws himself in

front of a bus like a cat did

oh hey guys this is where you get to

live when you get a divorce Judy I want

a divorce me too it's not my place I'm

just house-sitting for my cousin but

it's nice to you guys to come by to keep

me company what fits we know you're down

there there's nothing more important

than holy crap of this view yeah there's

an indoor pool on the roof in a bar

downstairs if you want I could give you

a key really sure that'd be nice to have

some friendly faces around like last

night I was in the den sh**ting pool I

couldn't stop thinking about how empty

my life says that now Fitz hold it right

there you you have a pool table you'll

have to forgive Bill some men are good

at expressing their feelings oh my god

you got a pool table and a pinball

machine I can't believe you got such a

great bar right in your building Judy we

have a bar in our house yeah you need to

drink more

not a good looking women here fits huh I

don't think I'm up for talking anybody

I'd feel like I'm cheating on Marian

stop thinking like that you're single

now you're a fun attractive guy that no

woman can resist now let's find a gal

with a bunch of empties in front of her

I'm gonna say hey I'm fits the loser

here with my married friends my wife

didn't want me to you a second chance at

off the little huh why don't we all take

off our wedding rings and pretend more

single I'll go over there and make

friends with her then we'll come back

and check out a couple of hot guys I'm

talking about you to your ghost feel

naked without my ring huh and a good

kind of naked not to staring in the

mirror wondering what the hell went

wrong time oh please do not worry i

won't look so desperately single tell me

about it it's impossible to find a

decent guy in this city strawberry drink

good loss I'm choosy oh nice so do you

live in the building to know I'm just a

single gal cruising for stomach Oh ding

ding ding jackpot look at those two

hotties over there done looking one oh

yeah I i like them dumb what can I say

I'm a dummy chaser another human ant the

one in the red shirt is kind of cute oh

hey if it's on him he looks even dumber

mind if we join you sure why not we're

single two single guys out on the town

I'm Judy this is denis I'm fits and this

is my friend Rick people call me Bill oh

you guys turn around here well I I live

in the building oh sorry Roy oh look

good dad you guys are neighbors well

fence why don't you be a good neighbor

and by Denise a drink would be nice

really it I never thought anybody as

attractive as you would ever be

interested I mean you're not a guy are

you we're really bad at this on you come

on I'll buy you a drink oh thanks that's

an old guy fingers oh yes that's pitch

taken care of what do you want to do now

Oh gettin late you know and gotta give

Tina or bath help Lauren with their

homework plus i'm sure Linda's it

channeling yeah you're right maybe we

should go home or no rug burns that's

the sign of a quality carpet who would

have thought an innocent game of strip

pool could lead to this I did I threw

the game and what a night a sauna steak

champagne and we're not even through the

s's oh I don't mean to sound insensitive

but Fitz is getting a divorce is the

best thing that ever here for not not a

care in the world our own place it's

like the in 1986 Bill and Judy all over

again yeah for the kids the mortgages

the debt you sure you want to get

married this doesn't have to end we have

a key which means we have our own little

fun island we can come visit anytime we

want yeah but it's not 1986 and we have

a life I mean it may not be this but

it's a pretty damn good wood

hey I'm not here for a few weeks but you

can leave a message oh hi it's Linda um

villain Trudy gave me this number and i

was just wondering when they were coming

home because Brian well I should go put

this no no no no think about it Judy

would you rather be here or don't lock

the door yeah I want to come two three

one two three I never want to leave

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you're up early how'd it go last night

crazy I tried calling you guys I guess I

had the wrong number so you're out late

with Fitz must have been a pretty rough

night yeah well some of it was rough

some of it was very tender but you're

very very good friends was going over

there and I gotta go make some coffee

signal ready for work Hey You mr. not

coming home all night I don't mean to be

indelicate but any bouncy bouncy we just

went up to Denise's place and talk so is

this the start of something oh no it's

just casual but she is great and she's

got this cool job at the United Center

where she gets tickets to all kinds of

stuff yeah in fact you want to invite

all four of us the bulls game tonight

floor seats floor seats more fun on the

floor I don't know I don't think we can

leave the kids again oh come on come on

Judy we gotta support fits in his new

relationship she could come to her

senses and dump him at anymore that's

right Judy maybe one more night as long

as it could find someone to look after

the kiss great so you ready to go and

now you go ahead i gotta change it's

just as well i want to get there early

and get some dating clothes because if

i'm going to work it i got address it

right

oh that's it oh yeah poor guy looks

terrible up all night I'm just trying to

think of a way to cheer him up well he

just like basketball or the bulls in

town you know I think they are we could

take him we Oh that'd mean we'd have to

find somebody to watch the kids all

right if it's needs me Pink's I promise

this will be the last time you I listen

bill makes them laugh this will be the

last time you again it's a man need some

professional help hey and I promise this

is absolutely the last time room where

are you guys dressed up so nice seems to

cheer him up

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Oh home sweet someone else's home cutie

I've been thinking we've really been

avoiding our family these past few weeks

does that make us bad parents okay this

is where you say no when we go eat

steaks in the hot tub oh no hell no oh

hey oh yes we didn't know you were gonna

be here not for long go back home where

I belong with Marion Mary but she's not

as cool as Denise or fun is fun Ireland

yeah but Mary and I talked and she's

really changed plus we got a kid to

think about we have three and you don't

see us thinking about them you're making

a big mistake I think I speak for

everyone who's ever met Marion when I

say she is a mean miserable Sri press

misery like a disease of a really fun

disease hi Marion oh don't worry i said

worse things about you

again Mary and we're really sorry for

what we said what what bill said

technically I did not say I know in the

past I've been a little uptight but I've

been working on that and that's why

Daniel I mean Fitz and I may have

another chance from now on the

Fitzsimmons household is going to be a

fun place to be even the bedroom

interesting I got it yo you better get

going then she got in it say goodbye to

fun Island still will always have the

photos find a lab that will print them

hey guys crisp it I've got a big

surprise I got four VIP seats for us to

go see Aerosmith's Ron I scored those

that concerts been sold out from on the

ticket sorry they ever see backstage

passes and after party invites it was a

little tough thank God suffer gossips oh

hey Denise I'm glad you're here I got

something I got to tell you I not until

I tell you something you can't tell yet

she just got us for backstage passes for

Aerosmith tomorrow people I'm trying to

put my marriage back together I don't

think of a good first step would be

dating another woman you don't know that

for sure Marian took a class maybe she's

into it Denise I know this is kind of

coming out of a blue but I'm going back

with my wife oh that's sweet i'm happy

for you know it's gonna sound kind of

selfish but I was hoping you'd be a

little more upset how do you want me to

try and works out mob not all right

thanks hey bill could you give me a hand

with the bus oh so much for Aerosmith

what why oh I got to these things all

the time I was only going with about a

date well we can find you another date

so it's easy for you to say you already

have a cute guy you want him

but aren't you go no it's just casual I

mean he's a really nice guy but he wants

to have kids and I'm not pet engine

someone else to go with okay if you were

in mind oh well guess what you're dating

Denise okay oh how do I look to my date

you know nothing's going to happen right

the all-access pass is just for the

concert last time I take my wife along

on a date night hi go hey Denis no watch

go get us some beer thanks again for

letting me go with though this isn't

gonna be weird for you is it no no not

at all you guys are gonna have a great

time plus I know nothing will happen cuz

you like to take it slow oh that was a

fence but if Phil plays his cards right

you probably won't plays car track my

fingers crossed keep everything crossed

oh nice place this has been staying here

nobody invited me over members will live

here with him and I used to be dating

him but now he's dating Denise and we

met online okay like I need to get

online to get my dates whatever I'm just

happy we're going to see Destiny's Child

oh yeah about that we lied we're seeing

Aerosmith what nobody i'm saying we told

you the truth you wouldn't have come

damn right there's no socks oh hi I'm

Denise bill Mack I'm introducing you

guys because you've never met oh yeah a

nice to meet you said to be Beyonce I

guess we should get going oh you're

there's no hurry we can't go to our limo

gets here tell you what why don't you

guys hang out here and bills gonna show

me the view from the back balcony well I

want to show Mac that beautiful again oh

are you guys can look at the view in

bill and I'll go have some fun in the

game room well you've got a game room

euratom idea

hey just met bill tonight all right just

in time for us to go see air supply same

thing they both suck you do something

weird going on here what no don't know

if you two still have feelings for each

other we don't have to go to this

concert what no I feel nothing for this

man milk we oh that must be the limo

let's go come on it'd be great either

tries to see me yes because I have no

idea who you are can't it you need to

come home and take care of your children

you have kids you have kids what are you

talking about mommy now this is the show

I want a food mom's dead Scotty

Fitzsimmons told us that his dad moved

back home so we have no excuse to be

here anymore hold on hold on you two

have kids together they're married and

they have three kids that the state

obviously should have taken away years

ago okay we only pretended to be single

to help fits meet someone but then it

was so much fun and it really helped our

marriage to get away from our boring

life and pretend that we didn't have you

kids don't take it personally how can we

possibly picked up personally look I

know it sounds bad but in the end it was

harmless so who really got hurt dragon I

did I'm not talking about getting ticked

off we're talking about real emotions

here so who really got hurt hi Jamie I

do you know what that's it I am out of

here listen are you married no and I

think you can see why would you like to

go see Aerosmith yes I would thought you

hated it ultimate she can teach me to

like oh

we're really sorry let's just all go

home and spend the night together as a

family wait wait there's no reason to go

home this place is awesome there's a

giant plasma TV a hot tub a game room

yeah you know your mother and I don't

deserve to be here why don't you guys

enjoy it while we go home and think

about how selfish we did see we should

admit all our mistakes not just admit

one oh this is so great to be punished

like this let's go home and be punished

fail yeah serves you right okay kids

like should you make it right just like

old

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I will have

any other way cause you Maxie

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