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Helen your bill honey what are you doing
I thought you on a diet for your wedding
yellow Harry's decided to postpone the
wedding again he's taken a gig on
account so now they don't have to fit
into a wedding dress until September I'm
just gonna eat till the pain is gone me
I've been trying that for years and the
pain is still here and over there I
think it's good you'll have more time to
plan a nicer wedding know if I ever have
one oh come on you're acting like you're
the last single woman on earth guess
what everybody Johnny proposed I'm
getting married
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Wow Louise nice Rock Show II don't you
think yeah it's three times the size of
the one Billy's father got me oh yeah
that's right you've gotten two ranks oh
I'm sorry dear look at me acting like
I'm the only one that's getting married
let me see your ring what's this the
promise string the promise ring from a
string I promise what string rings weeds
were so thrilled for you when's the big
day valentine's day married in two weeks
Johnny says a man in love doesn't wait
he'll get some heat and a pound of
cookie dough congratulations we've made
her final years on earth be happy one
nice girl but she's the kind of woman
who sends good men straight to the sauce
hi Nana oh I have got big news I'm
getting married and moving away
reservation I never said I was moving
away worth a sh*t but you probably won't
be seeing as much of me because Johnny's
buying us a new house and I finally get
to fulfill my dream of having four tiny
dogs named Eenie meanie miney and Moe
Wow and we thought her house smelled bad
now I want the girls to be bridesmaids
oh and Brian Brian would you play the
guitar at the ceremony and sing ah sweet
pea let's stick with our strengths
we would you give me away I've been
waiting all my life today wow it looks
like you have everything under control
just let us know what time to be there
surely you didn't think I'd leave you
out of my wedding did you maybe I saved
the best for you I want you to be my
matron of honor and help me work out
every detail of my wedding Oh we SAT is
so very touching but you know what I'd
be better at tying the tin cans to the
back of the car oh don't be silly duty
now when I'm standing at that altar I
want you by my side you're my good
friend really 62 years a life and I'm in
if you don't want to i understand i just
have to indefinitely postponed until I
can find a new best friend Judy can I
see infra second oh you think you've got
to get me out of this matron of honor oh
god she's gonna want me to throw her
Judy keep your eyes on the big
picture here Johnny's our ticket out
she's marrying into a new family that's
a whole carcass a fresh meat for her to
feed on but she's gonna pick up my truck
can take one for the team you can suck
it up for two weeks come on come on I
heard a yes
oh thank you so much for coming to my
wedding we have Oh Judy you wrote down
Betty skipton shoes yes Louise well
could you just check I happen we're just
check I wrote it down I believe you just
chew oh it's right Betty what did you
bring the rice cooker got it by now a
rice cooker what was she thinking my
fiancé's Asian I'm marrying a rice
cooker nihon e return it for me I will
forget a chance Louise and on the way
put you pay the DJ and pick up my
naughty lingerie oh Lord I still need
something blue you could hold your
breath Louise I'm uh starting to feel
that you're taking advantage of this
whole matron of honor thing Judy if you
didn't want the job you should have told
me while there was still time to ask
what I do to help ourselves take her
home I'm a I quit she'd been running me
ragged for past week and a half three
days left we're almost there we crap I
was out with Johnny all day you think
that was fun you went downtown for a
steak lunch and then you both had a nice
hot shave well the the barber nicked my
ear plus the food was delicious so i
overate and now I'm very uncomfortable
you get me a ginger ale you want to die
today Judy don't forget you have to go
to the florist today Louise I am sure
that Judy's just exhausted we could stop
by the florist on the way home you're
right as usual well this is the last of
it hi mom Johnny I had fun today bill it
was the best afternoon of my life
cutie thank you so much for a lovely
shower I'm sorry to leave you with such
a mess what she wouldn't have a thief
cleanly should go see that Johnny got
you out of going to the florist that man
is the key in the jail cell door I'm
telling you Judy we're home free how
long Sonny Boy ass what are you doing
here I've come to stop the wedding
Johnny diet soda I'll check stop the
wedding why in the world would you do
that she's my wife and we belong
together she's your ex-wife and you told
her the being married to her was like
having cancer of the soul I spoke with
the young man's foolish content for love
which young man was that because you
were 58 it was part of your anniversary
toast yeah that's all anybody remembers
from that night oh there she is the best
thing that ever happened to the name
miller what are you doing here I flew up
from Florida the minute I got to know me
Doris she's here to stop the wedding he
wants my mother back what well what
about one yes I'm through with one
either all she wants to do is dance and
make love and then when you ask for a
little conversation it's nothing but
Castro this that Castro doctor now we
just get married in two days you can't
do this to me ty to her I have to why
should never let it go yeah well she's
moved on and found a very nice man so
you need to forget all this craziness
and go back to Florida besides you just
missed if she left a few minutes ago
good let me she'll be back I know my
Louise she never leaves a place once she
always comes back for something she
forgot not always I guess she's a new
woman now yes
my favorite play bohat now Louise you
look so do you find that bow head yeah
yeah Johnny's got the car running and
gas ain't cheap I have sucked a 219 a
gallon at that station near our old
house is that still run by those two
romanian bastards who pretend like they
don't know a tent from a 20 yeah that's
the one with you all night market where
I bought you the mint chip ice cream not
pregnant oh I better be going can I call
you I don't think that would be such a
good idea Johnny's waiting to Baia what
a woman All Right see you kids uh dad
where are you going I got a room at that
joint on Lopez I'm gonna go shower
change and win your mother back she just
said it would be a bad idea if you
called her no she said she thought it
would be a bad idea the dance begins
where are you going to dances together
we can't let him break your mother's
heart again I'm not getting in the
middle of this oh please don't tell me
you want mommy and daddy to get back
together come on Judy give me some
credit i'm a grown man then what is it
my dad's big and scary oh good mr. not
the way she looked at him he'll sweet
talker and she'll cancel the wedding
then he'll turn around and cheat on her
again you cannot let him do that to her
okay fine I'll go talk to him but you
should know that if that old man swings
at me I'm swinging back and then he will
k*ll me
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who the hell is it it's your son oh so
Phil who's who's Carl and it was a woman
in Missouri not important anyway I'm
glad you're here need your help really
yeah your mother won't take my calls I
need you to talk to it for me ah you
know dad I think we should talk about
that get me my belt oh why I just said
we should talk it's for my pants all you
you brought your wedding album yeah
that's to remind your mother of all the
good times we had you know dad they
weren't all such good times maybe
there's a reason mom's not returning
your calls maybe she doesn't want to
talk to you why wouldn't she want to
talk to me there something wrong with me
you think there's something wrong with
me Belle come out say it or maybe she's
not home yet I just don't understand how
she can turn her back on all those years
used to be your mother and I would make
love and then your mother would get up
all flushed in the afterglow of our
nights passion and then she would make
me a stack of pancakes I give anything
to have that back I'd give anything to
have my love of pancakes back
she's very happy now you weren't happy
you couldn't kick the smiles off our
faces then we got a little apartment we
used to walk to the bus together it was
wonderful what happened I don't know
maybe some people just shouldn't have a
kid wait wait you're saying I ruined
your marriage well you drove me to drink
son only I don't hold it against you cuz
you were too young to know what you were
doing I can't believe you did you ever
stop for one second to think that maybe
the problem was you I saw how you put
mom down and cheated on her you were a
lousy husband and it's too late to make
up for that maybe you're right no reason
your mother should give me a second
chance but I love her I love the woman I
saw today I thought my heart was gonna
bust out of my chest I was an idiot to
let her go and I'll never be happy
without her dad you gotta get her to
talk to me get me one hour to plead my
case if she turns me down I'll be on the
next plane back to Florida I swear
please Billy okay okay I'll get her to
talk to you but I can't tell her to take
you back I wouldn't expect you to you've
never asked for my help before they
didn't me too I had Carl
still can't reach Louise bill do you
have any idea where your mom is yeah I'm
very friendly know when I searched all
over town to find the caterer who could
pull off this wedding in two weeks and
she doesn't bother to show up to try the
dessert samples are delicious oh I'm
sure she's just I'll bet it's nothing
bad it's nothing bad where you go I just
thought I'd go for a little run really
will lions be chasing you because that
is the only reason you would ever run I
afraid my mother's with my father why
would she be with him she told me she
didn't want to see him I may have called
her last night on his behalf you called
your mother for him I said may have did
you yes he thanks me he's got their
wedding album he cried he needed me
after all these years he finally stopped
being such a jerky he let his guard down
and let me in that is so sweet I'm
really happy for you getting the family
back together again just like old times
you your mommy your daddy and that
nervous twitch you had when I first met
you Billy will you take me down to the
bar to get your dad well there it is
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Judy Billy hi mom oh you got a nice
surprise well come on in i'm just making
pancake matter you love pancakes my
father told me she always made him a big
stack of pancakes after they would you
like if you guys don't mind I try to
have company okay that's it dad come out
here well technically I'm not sure dad
till noon tomorrow thank you your
father's not here Billy didn't he come
to see you last night oh yes it is poor
soul you know he wants totally that
coming home to me was like falling in a
sticker bush and then rolling in a pile
of salt singing a different tune now
really what happened Oh Judy a lady
doesn't make a grown man cry and then
tell everybody who anyone mind if I dig
in for some reason I'm starving Danny
nice hot stack of pancakes Oh
technically this would be to stack
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yeah come on who d*ed oh I was on my way
to the wedding rehearsal I I just
stopped by to see if you needed to talk
oh jeez said Jackie come with a skirt
Emily tell you if you were pretty upset
yesterday I do me a favor forget about
yesterday fine so what time's your
flight 630 you know I'm going by the
airport you want to ride taking a kid
okay well I was said it was good to see
you yeah you were right you know I
treated your mother terribly just like I
treated one eat it terribly that's why
she left me one day they'll ask you but
you just I just never knew how to be a
good husband or a good father now it's
too late I'm a man who treated people
badly and now I'm gonna die alone you
know there's a chance you could still be
a good father thanks Billy what am I
gonna do knock up some broad just to
redeem my life
that seems like a lot of work I was
talking about you and me huh oh well I
guess is something we could do about our
relationship I do have some regrets in
that area you do sure you're my son I
mean a lot to me if we could start again
okay no but people can change you try to
change that that means a lot hey hell no
i'm talking about you look like a breeze
what are you whining about I look like a
backup singer for salmon well I got you
both feed I had to help grandma put on
the thing that was blue and without
going into much detail it went on right
after the talcum
she gave me this I'm up there on the
altar playing my heart out grandma gives
me dis well in your grandma's defense
Sun you were sucking the stained glass
out of the windows you did a great job
you're a real trooper thank you oh I
just kept reminding myself that after
today your mother would be gone in our
lives will be back to normal hey
gorgeous your old man said I could stay
a couple of weeks
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I wouldn't have it
way cuz it makes me
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03x16 - Still Not the One
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.