Jo honey here's your beer aw thanks
Marion I was thinking since you're all
bears fans maybe I'll root for the other
team just to be fair what's their name
The Buccaneer mirror you know
what a Buccaneer in too much to pay for
corn we didn't true anymore actually a
dollar is pretty reasonable great
finally doing something as couples yeah
fun it has the best Oh Judy your
guacamole sure is interesting I have a
recipe for one that has flavor let me
give it to you that'd be great okay
you're 16 ripe avocado you know what
would be even better if you went me out
the room and you wrote it down for me
I've got a pad right here in my purse
[Applause]
unbelievable damn it so my core and see
the tomatoes before he does oh sh**t I
just remembered I have to pick up the
kids I'm sorry guy well I don't want to
be the only end in the rooster house
I'll see you at home Daniel yeah dalda
Buccaneers
I Marion thanks for coming clear out of
kids Nathan frosty you know I I know
Marion can be kind of annoying some time
but she does have her good points you
know like she can get tiger in bed no
wait what's that animal at pleased a
opossum yeah she's a pass you can read
me like an open book
[Music]
that
in love with you to say coming
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you guys done well Brian and I got
matching cell phones at the mall and I
just programmed all my friends into my
phone book wow that thing can hold three
whole numbers hey let's use the boy
style works call loser hey what do you
know it works punch dork oh I work to
know the clarks will be here any minute
don't you two get ready for dinner ready
why do we have to go out with these
people just because our stupid kids
friends with their stupid kid come on
bill you've lots of fun friends and I
always get stuck with their lame old
wife's would it be great to have one
couple where we could stand to hang out
with both of us that never happened it's
always a dud like Fitz and Mary and
every couple has a Marion sorry I get it
that's why I married her she makes me
look jazzy
hey somewhere we can finally get
together this is my husband Bill in this
is our friend 60 I'm Bob's my wife Nancy
there's are a little boy Tommy Timmy 1
i'm pretty sure it's Tommy if I say it's
Tommy where you stop doing this joke
whatever you say Paulo hey telly one of
those in a shock my Halloween candy sure
don't get excited kid there's not a lot
left in there don't worry i left a decoy
bag out traps we're good is there
anything that Timmy's allergic to beats
me but if anything happens we got
another kid at home you guys hate your
kids we feed our kids Joe kind of like
my kids don't worry he's not having
dinner with no where are we anyway r it
sees pig out home of the super slab oh
I've heard about the super slab they use
the longest pigs in the world Oh unless
you guys don't like ribs the only ribs I
don't like a my own because they don't
expand to allow room for more ready
montine and her friend are in my room
and I'm on the phone do something we are
gonna do something about that right now
honey
okay I gotta say I had a great time
tonight yeah I wouldn't mind saying Bob
and Nancy again oh I'm seeing Nancy on
Saturday what I mean Bob all Bob's
working you want a cop's we're seeing a
movie about a woman rediscovering love
it made life with courage and dignity is
Rob Schneider in that no then I'll pass
we should all do something together soon
you know we finally found a couple where
one of them is in the Mary come on guys
Marian isn't that bad and why are you
here you mind your own damn business hey
honey how is a movie gripping Doris
Roberts had a very erotic love don't
ruin it for me we're gonna see that
movie I met my appetite
Bob seemed to like it wait bob was there
yeah he blew off his meeting at the last
minute I was gonna call you but they
said not to bother what's weird it's
almost like they planned it so they
could hang out with me and not you
really that is weird why would anybody
ever want to do that oh it's not
completely crazy oh no it's crazy I mean
you without me what's that it's like
just you me why is it so hard to believe
that the clarks might prefer my company
over yours come on everyone knows I'm
the fun one what the fun one I am of
course you are you're delightful in your
way but now you're kind of my warm-up
act my appetizer I'm the rib eye you're
the popcorn shrimp people love popcorn
but once you have like four bowls you
kind of want to stay well guess what the
clarks invited me for dinner Friday
night but only after I specifically told
them you were busy huh I guess that
makes me the fun one and you the dud AKA
Sumerian that is absolutely ridiculous
AKA there's no idea what a k-means do
you AKA i don't care there's no way I'm
going there's gotta be another call way
I get it so obvious what Alec locks are
looking for little group activity now
where the kisses at hers and hers and
his Three's Company teen I see so the
only thing that Clark's could possibly
find interesting about me is my body so
what keeps me coming back
I'm starting to wonder what keeps me
coming back isn't it possible that the
Clarks are drawn to my personality or my
charm or my wit yeah well I was going to
cancel but now I am definitely going for
dinner Friday night because unlike you i
am not marrying be sure to wear clean
underwear for the orgy i always wear
clean underwear bill another way I'm
unlike you well I'm going with the
Clarks for dinner have fun bowling have
fun boring okay you're all set delicious
activated all the extra features on your
phone oh that is so great thank you
Douglas is kind of be a stud of the
tektronix club so the girls mclubbe
figure hana oh there are no girls but we
did build a female a robot named Vicky
how do you know it's female you know
what don't need to bet see ya hey check
this bad you want to see something cool
I sh*t a video on my phone it stars me
it's called warlock of the basement the
year is 942 ad in a time of darkness
there arose a teenage sorcerer
that's not you like god that's my Aunt
Linda in a cheerleading outfit and pom
poms and a cowboy hat pick a theme for
God's sake look why is she spanking
herself maybe she's been naughty I wrote
the cheerleading out okay huh that's
some disgusting video that she made for
her husband get what we must have
switched phones we have to get this
phone back to her and never let her know
that we saw no wait hang on I saw
something that looks ah yes the cowboy
hat we discussed it no no see that mole
above her but it was suspicious know if
asymmetrical and it has an irregular
border she should definitely have a
doctor look at that how are we going to
tell her to get it checked without
lettering and know that we saw this my
dad's a dermatologist we could email it
to him and he can check it out fine
whatever you know hopefully it's nothing
she'll never have to know we'll never
have to see or do anything like this
ever again okay forgot my keys lost
looks must have leaned up against my
color I'm all dirty Oh
o Christmas morning I realized I hadn't
bought enough presents for Tina so what
she unwrapped to get take it into the
kitchen I wrap it back up and I sh*t
underneath it Oh kids are so stupid it's
a good thing they're cute not ours but
the ones on TV I know we've been doing a
lot of kidding but I would like to
propose a toast the one thing worse
coming home to attend Tuesday TV hey it
was everybody laughing about did you d
tell you something funny i said bill
what are you doing here yeah we thought
you were visited nice not to be bowling
I got there was canceled actually it's a
funny story you're gonna love this the
seat taken yes thanks lady can excuse
huh unbelievable Horning in like this
you can't stand the fact that they like
me better than you okay maybe I was off
the other night made you look good but
I've worked up some funny stories and
they're gonna love me tonight you know
what they're really gonna lost my story
about how we got drunk at brians eighth
grade graduation Thomas you can't tell
that that's my story i'm the one who
threw up on the valedictorian yeah but
I'm the one they called kappa Oh fine
you tell the store so this one time we
were Brian's graduation we were
tailgating in the parking lot because I
was there too and the really funny thing
I was on my ten-speed I had a profit
over I throw up I threw up
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hey Bob and Nancy it's Judy calling
again haven't talked to guys since we
had dinner last week if you're worried
about calling the house because of you
know who you cannot call me on my work
number okay bye I gonna call anyone
they'll call me at one eight hundred su
n n n n and gems like that it's wonder
they're not calling back no they're not
calling cuz you went on and on with your
boring story about your fender bender
what's Michael Jordan he flew me home in
his helicopter he invited me to
Nantucket what's crazy I'm going over
there to find out why they are not
calling us that wouldn't it be better if
I went since you're the reason but if I
go they'll open the door to say beaded
boring where'd you find husbands this is
crazy look at us or fight and like
idiots and for what we don't need Bob
and Nancy who cares which one of us they
like that wrong you're right we're the
coolest people we know oh honey I get
you another beer sure so we're taking
the one cone
I blow up the image as big as I could
but my dad's to leave the better picture
maybe he could use the one that stuck
inside my head because I'd love to give
that one away okay what are you supposed
to do just say hey Aunt Linda can you
show us your butt so we can get a better
picture Oh check let's do this oh whoops
sorry I Monday okay I got it
oh my god did you see that kitten go up
the chimney just now but one of Tina's
friends got a little kid over and it got
Lucy different up the chimney you can I
[Laughter]
[Music]
oh well better her than me thank you
wait wait going on here okay i know that
this looks bad we were simply trying to
get a picture of your butt for my father
hey remember when we got our phones
mixed up we might have accidentally saw
the video you made for Perry oh my god
rum did you see me we saw everything
including the cowboy hat which is a
whole other conversation but Douglas
don't say a suspicious mole and his
dad's a dermatologist but we needed a
better photo so wait wait wait with mole
he talked about this this is a tattoo
tattoo well started one it was going to
be the Chinese symbol for courage but
the minute he stuff that needles in
nitric oh well that's a relief i guess
but we are really sorry about this whole
thing okay okay brighter I know you met
one honey Narayan I didn't realize the
dermatologist could make a diagnosis
from a camera phone video oh sure um
where he works they have all the latest
equipment and technology Oh what
hospitals that uh it's st. same
I lie two drives a bus i find you highly
attractive
wait crazy why we just calmly ring the
bell and act like rational you dropped
your hat Blues on him Oh fine how about
Oh highs in the neighborhoods and I drop
by let me do hey Bill Judy would what
are you doing here well you guys haven't
called us back in like weeks so we're
wondering if it was something bill said
or something bill did to make you want
to avoid this we haven't been avoiding
bill ha we haven't been avoiding anybody
huh we just haven't really been in the
mood to socialize you see it's just well
it's been a horrible week for us day
after we had dinner with you guys Nancy
lost her job yeah and on Friday Bob's
doctor found a spot on his chest x-ray
will get the results till Monday good so
it wasn't me you are so terrible was
enough
I feel awful why did we miss the Dairy
Queen i can double back the wonder we
don't have any couple friends they've
been going through something horrible
and all we can do is think about
ourselves you're right we should go back
there and ask them if there's anything
we can do to help them through this
difficult time and I know just the thing
little chairman reason for getting ice
cream so we could bring some for them oh
yeah oh so inconsiderate just throw it
in the bushes no hang on hang on I can
finish me Oh brain freeze hang on our
work through it oh my god Judy you're
not gonna believe this
[Laughter]
hey guys it's Marion what a surprise to
find you here oh hi film better Bob
actually I am every day's a gift crap
you're not the least bit sick and I bet
Nancy here didn't even lose her job did
you know but I got a promotion that
wasn't as good as the one I wanted do
you ditched us for Fitz and Marion there
a better fit for us they loved my
buccaneer jokes it is a lot two favorite
corner yeah just so rare when you find a
couple where you like both people both
people which one of us don't you like
bill stop both of you huh which makes
you both the Marion what it's all right
it's a good thing it's just that when we
all went out together you made us feel
really uncomfortable huge ooh you're
very competitive you know what you're
right but which one of us is the least
competitive me isn't it please go
04x08 - Still the Fun One
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Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.
Bill and Judy Miller are a blue-collar Chicago couple trying to raise three children responsibly without sacrificing their youthfulness.