04x10 - Still a Team

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gotta fall over hey I invented this game

I have been playing it since you were

small enough to get on top 10 points top

that and for the wind hey I told you to

no more playing dad Ginga dance sleeping

off for beers you don't want to put any

pressure on his bladder go through your

homework I finished all of mine well

help Lorne with her bill bill whose

donuts are these me a mine get up and

get ready fit Sumerian will be here any

minute remember they're coming for

dinner oh that's tonight they're just

gonna Yap and Yap about how great their

marriages since they went to therapy

well we own cuz they had us over last

time no they owe us all she served was

vegetables they had fish the vegetable

of the sea well we are having steak you

did remember to pick up the stakes out

of course I did I'd better get him out

of the refrigerator right now steak

steak TV Keith anything about field ha

where are the stakes YT of your coat on

cuz I was just about to get him out of

the refrigerator which is cold duh I

don't believe it you forgot the stakes

after I reminded you a hundred times

Judy you're treating me like a child

when in fact i'm a lazy forgetful adult

not going i'm gone got your keys right i

got my teeth you want your shoes again

didn't open ok fine I love I looked

everywhere they're gone oh so if I look

for him I won't find him in like two

seconds no you won't because that's what

gone means they're unfindable really

what are these keys to my other home

where I live with my other wife who

finds me adorable at times I think well

gold blower often give her my back

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so turns out he has the keys in his

pockets all time god I swear it's like

living with the monkey only occasionally

monkeys groom themselves we get it

monkeys are better than bill you're

being a little rough on your husband my

sweetie and I used to fight like that

shall we learn through therapy but a

good marriage fits all but a bad

marriage comes in many criticized you

know what you were right I'm sorry bill

could you find it in your heart to pull

your head out of your ass hole digging

fidelis do you see this coming to mutual

respect is the difference between a

marriage that flourishes and one that

flounders lounder that was the crap fish

you serve black points right I mean this

is the stuff we learned in couples

counseling which I have my doubts about

but I get to see there's been a lot less

nagging and a lot more shaggin here just

about working together as a team isn't

that right teammate time for a cuddle

huddle

time to get ill bill we're great team or

a better team than you guys you should

see his g*ng up on Brian such a dork

walking wedgie I'm not talking about

crushing your child's self-esteem I'm

talking about how we pull together so

that both of us are happy my teammate

here wants to see the Rolling Stone so I

got on board even though I'm not that

into the rock and roll I start recording

the Rolling Stones concert so our way

it's our anniversary that night we wait

in the ticket line six hours for these

babies together yeah she even stood in

front of me while I peed in a bottle he

ruined my raspberry iced tea but that's

teamwork April right in front of Keith

where are you guys sitting well bill got

us the tickets where our seats no I

don't remember I'll go check

ah where you going bill you forgot to

buy the tickets in yet time for a cuddle

huddle you got rolling fellow stages I

heard they were sold out they are i

spent a fortune at a scalper thanks that

idiot bill stretch me easy at his sheep

scum hey he might be a slob but he still

my husband talking about me be patient

with still remember he's your teammate

yeah but it's like I'm in gym class

picking teams and I get the kid with the

built-up shoe I Ashley went to prom with

the huge surprise I we could

hey I should kick my ticket 64 sitting

near each other what he'll be fun yeah

they're right here on my gym bag where

are they this funny they were here

earlier oh that's good i b*rned down 210

calories because rehearsed I've got to

find those tickets of Phil finds out I

lost I'll never hear the end of it

listen to you dear marriage isn't about

competition it's about communication and

sacrifice I'd be glad to make a

sacrifice if I could just get that

jackass near a volcano maybe I left them

at home and my purse can give me a list

sure we're gonna go we'll see you later

hello oh it's so hard to get back to the

gym I'm really out of shape uh-huh just

not a baby last month I just had

triplets Oh

this morning don't get those tickets

have got to be here you have to help me

look Joe I'll find them excuse me son

son pepper spray someone thinks highly

of himself I've got to retrace my steps

what rooms were you in before you went

to the gym I changed the bulb in the

upstairs hallway I turned our mattress I

fixed the leaky faucet in the upstairs

bathroom my god I do everything around

here I'll look for them in the upstairs

bath we absolutely have to keep this a

secret from bill I don't feel

comfortable being a part of any marital

deceit we'll get comfortable I can just

see the smug look on a stupid face when

he finds out it hey there what's up

Katie beer hey what's going on Marion's

helping me organize my purse that's much

better thanks Marion what's this one do

you were gonna go do upstairs Judy I'm

sorry I'm a little nervous about please

just do it for me go where's she going

bathroom she has trouble going at other

peoples houses that's true that's why we

bought the RV you know what guys I'm

cleaning the house now I want to over

two pizzas how to get drunk Judy it's

the middle of a day we're already drunk

what's up with her like she's trying to

get rid of us I bet she wants us out of

the house because she lost those stones

tickets and doesn't want me to know Wow

what makes you think she wants two

tickets when you've been married as long

as we have you pick up on these things

also I took him teach her a lesson she

always rubs my face in it when I lose

things huh oh my keys anyway this time I

get to be the genius and rub her face in

it because she lost the tickets but she

didn't lose them you stole okay you're

overthinking this you have to stop using

your brain and stop using your heart I

hit him in a jacket I'm just gonna let

us suffer a while and with the tickets

out of her pocket and get the last AHA

so sweet so sweet find anything in the

bathroom except signs of a family with

no self-respect don't worry I have the

tickets right here where'd you find them

or bill hid them what they were in my

jacket pocket but I wasn't wearing this

jacket today so obviously bill put them

there the dummy thinks it can get back

at me for always finding his keys and

calling him a dummy why would he do that

bill wants me to admit I lost a ticket

so he can waltz in here and find him in

like two seconds but you know what the

joke is on him because they are not

going to be there and he is gonna squirm

like a bug at the end of a pimp squirm

buggy squirrel your church offer couples

counseling here they come play law oh we

don't like this going on Judy you seem a

little little agitated no fine couldn't

be finer that's good you know Fitz and I

were just talking about this Rolling

Stones concert now I know I'm not

supposed to touch the tickets because

i'm such a monkey and i lose things but

we were wondering where our seats were

right it's yeah sure thanks section G

I'm pretty sure it was section J you

might be right let's just drop it

although it could be section G well we

better check so let's see those tickets

unless of course there's some crazy

reason you can't produce him right now

ticket here that's it she lost him they

were my gym back and they disappeared

isn't that right Mary innocent making me

very nervous did your helping to drive

the RV over sorry so you're saying that

you lost the tickets you lost the

tickets you lost the ticket you are just

saying the same thing over and over

again emphasizing different words each

time a my duty so you've looked

everywhere there's no place you haven't

looked yeah so if I look I wouldn't find

them in like one second I mean I

wouldn't be able to walk up to the most

obvious place in the world like care Oh

say your jacket and pull them right out

aha aha what not that I sneezed said aha

YUM trying out a new sneeze why would

they be there I'm just searching the

house systematically starting with c fur

coat rack now we move on to diva the

kitchen come on I'm sorry for losing the

tickets and ruining our special night

we'll find them honey Fitz and I'll

search every into this house if we have

to

well I dug through all our trash cans

you find anything yeah that we'd a lot

of pretzels and the raccoons are not the

lovable little band that you see in

cartoons you find any tickets online

yeah but they're going fast these look

pretty good c25k 25 Kings what they cost

okay let mom know I did the laundry like

she told me to except for your underwear

that I b*rned and it smelled like a tire

fire you guys find stones tickets I

thought mom already got some she did but

I stole them out of her gym bag to prove

I'm a million times smarter than she is

that doesn't make sense then I lost him

that does terrible I've lost my

anniversary aha moment I really wanted

those tickets are like a rubber mineral

face we're back quick quick give me your

stones tickets why I'm gonna pretend to

mine they're not yours they're mine I'll

give them right back we're gonna find

ours eventually but this way I'll get my

ah-ha moment right now thanks Judy come

in here well look in the car we even

went back to the gym but no luck so you

looked everywhere there isn't a place

you haven't looked like for example

right here on the kitchen table aha

let's see that again an instant replay

Oh

they were there this whole time I guess

so right in front of your nose but the

important thing is that i found the

tickets I foul shut up those aren't our

tickets because I have our tickets I

have our tickets I have our I have our

big screen with the way what do you mean

you have I know you stole him out of my

gym bag and hit him in my jacket so I

stole them back to teach you a lesson

are you following all this unfortunately

yes so you've had our tickets all

afternoon yes and they erase you ha

where r think they were here in minute

McDonald's Virginia remember you can't

have your gym clothes before we left oh

that's right there in the laundry room

what the laundries right here why is it

here and why is it clean Brian did the

launch why would he do that maybe he's

tired of living in filth no no maybe we

can put them back together Oh God well

unless you got me well actually he

didn't those are ours yours but why did

you tell me they were ours sweetie all I

wanted for our anniversary was to rub it

in your face that I'm smart you're dumb

now I don't even get that I hate to say

it but this is exactly what you deserve

okay I didn't hate saying it it felt

kind of good I know we've been terrible

you two have a lot to learn from my

teammate Kn*fe I feel awful are you sure

you ruin your anniversary you people

make me sad you know what you are right

lately all we've been doing is picking

on each other and bickering I was just

hoping that this Stones concert would be

a fresh start for us it is a shame you

can't go and in a way you need this

concert more than we do dan you are you

thinking what I'm thinking yeah lets you

and me and these tickets get the hell

out of here

we don't need to go to this concert our

marriage is like the mighty oak there's

this crap we couldn't take your ticket

alrighty then what's funny so the other

night out for us you and I are a great

team and we always will be but these two

once again crap but the console you can

make our own music sweet tender music

will there be an encore that's up to you

probably not happy anniversary are you

sure absolutely you've earned them just

by acknowledging that your marriage is

in the toilet which reminds me Daniel I

need to leave immediately so sweet of

you thanks it's really great you guys

you guys are such good friends they have

the biggest parts in the entire world

and the smallest brain they walked right

into our trap what's going on oh we just

got fit Sumerians rollin stone tickets

so you never found yours we never had

ours cuz we're geniuses so you skull

your best friend's tickets yet we didn't

steal him not to be wrong we elaborately

tricked our best friends into giving

them to us it was simple really we were

in bed after dinner with Fitz and Mary

and angry that they said they had a

great marriage and we didn't they had

Rolling Stones tickets and we didn't and

then I had an idea

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first I had to convince Marian that I

lost the tickets and that your dad would

k*ll me if he found out meanwhile I had

to make Fitz think I've taken the

tickets out of your mom's gym bag and

hit him in order to t*rture her at that

point marion and Fitz were both on the

hook all we had to do was reeling me

wasn't easy I had to make Fitz believe I

was so desperate to find the tickets I

gone through the garbage and been

att*cked by Iraq meanwhile I was hard at

work fashioning a laundry blob

believable enough to make them think we

had ruined our stones and that's about

it they felt so sorry for us they

couldn't help but give us their ticket

this fake ticket blob in the pants

pocket was great how'd you get it to

look so real I found some old ticket

stubs on Brian's death what my weird out

tickets guys I got these signs at the

concert by his drummer John Bermuda

swore to people suck Ryan you have to

understand that our marriage has been

going okay that's not gonna work on me

all right you guys are going to be

together forever you're horrible

horrible people that nobody else could

ever love

oh I think I just heard our anniversary

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this is the best anniversary ever I know

I still play with balled-up not quite oh

hi what are you guys doing here to just

get some ticking no we came to get ours

back but what about our dying marriage

it deserves to die guys almost at us it

was the perfect plan if you overlooked

one crucial detail you underestimated

how much weird al ticket stubs mean to a

nerdy young boy how you raised a decent

boy like that I'll never know so walking

wedgie animal all right sorry we've been

such terrible friend yeah I'll give me

the real ones jealous over sorry I

apologized okay give us a real one

you

I would have

way trust max me

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