06x01 & 06x02 - Fairly OddBaby

[bunniefuu]

♪ Timmy is an average kid

♪ That no one understands

♪ Mom and dad and vicky always giving him commands ♪

Bed, twerp!

♪ The doom and gloom up in his room ♪

♪ Is broken instantly

♪ By his magic little fish who grant his every wish ♪

♪ Because in reality

♪ They are his oddparents

♪ Fairly oddparents

Wands and wings!

Floaty, crowny things!

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod ♪

♪ Obtuse rubber goose ♪

♪ Green moose, guava juice ♪

♪ Giant snake, birthday cake ♪

♪ Large fries, chocolate shake! ♪

♪ Oddparents, fairly oddparents ♪

♪ It flips your lid when you are the kid ♪

♪ With fairly oddparents!

Vicky: yeah, right.

Hello, ladies and gentlemen. This is your airplane speaking.

If you look off the right side of my armpit,

You'll see we're directly over dimmsdale park.

Cool! Geronimo!

Timmy, pull my finger.

I mean, ripcord.

Thanks, cosmo.

It sure is comforting to know

That my fairy godparents are always there to protect me.

Sure thing, timmy.

We'd never let you down.

Aw, what a cute baby.

Where?

Yaah!

You're right, wanda.

This is the cutest one yet.

Timmy: I wish I had another...

Parachute.

Timmy, watch where you're falling.

You almost hit the baby.

Look, cosmo. There's another one.

Oh, do you like the weird pink and green dogs?

Then mommy will get you some

Because you're mommy's precious little baby,

And I can't imagine why any couple

Wouldn't want to have their very own baby.

Aw. Aw.

[Both crying]

Timmy: cosmo, wanda,

What's gotten into you two?

You were supposed to be my parachute.

Uh, I mean, roll over?

Are these oddly-colored, hysterically-weeping dogs yours, little boy?

Uh, yeah.

They're rare alaskan blubberhounds.

Did they ever have puppies?

I bet they'd make the cutest baby blubberhounds.

[Both crying]

That's great.

Have a nice day with your baby.

Come on you two. Let's get back to skydiving.

Timmy: aaaaah!

Uh!

Both: gootchie gootchie goo.

Yaaaaah!

Gootchie gootchie goo.

Aaaah!

Ugh!

You guys are totally distracted and ignoring me.

Did you hear something, cosmo?

Nope. Ow! Pin.

Look at you guys.

You're knitting booties, and cosmo is wearing a diaper.

Ok. He wears them all the time,

But not when you're knitting booties.

It's like you guys are all distracted by baby stuff.

Both: oh! Don't say the "b" word.

What, "baby"?

Oh! Why do you t*rture us?

Sorry. If you love babies so much,

Then stop being babies and just have a baby of your own.

You said the "b" word times.

It's not that simple, timmy.

Fairies just can't have babies whenever they want.

Why not?

Well, it all started when the last baby

Was born in fairyworld--

Me!

[Cooing]

Ha ha! Gootchie gootchie goo. You're so cute...

[Laughs]

And deadly.

In fact, I was so cute and deadly,

That after I came along,

The supreme fairy council said

They never wanted anything like me

To ever happen again.

Besides, timmy, fairies live forever,

So there's really no need for us to have babies of our own.

That's why we get godkids instead,

To fill the void.

Wow, I never knew you guys wanted to have your own baby.

Actually, it might be kind of cool

To have a little godbrother or sister.

Hey, how about I just wish us up a baby?

Oh, timmy, you can't just wish us up a baby, can you?

Hmm, "things that can't be wished for--

"Winning a contest, falling in love,

Electric car." Nope.

Nothing here that says I can't.

Cosmo, wanda, I wish you guys were having a--

Jorgen: stop!

There has been a disturbance in the fairy force.

Someone was just about to wish for the "b" word.

Ah, turner. Big surprise.

Well, there's nothing in the rules

That says I can't wish for the "b" word.

Ha! That is where you are wrong, timmy turner.

Um, "no wishing yourself into a fairy,

"No wishing someone back to life,

No tom cruise." Darn it!

I must remember to write down these new rules.

Here it is.

I wrote in on a sticky note,

But never officially put it in.

You win this round, timmy turner,

But be warned. You have no--

"Idea what I've wished for, blah, blah, bad idea,

Blah blah, consequences."

Enough!

I wish cosmo and wanda would have a baby.

Hey, what gives? Nothing happened.

Ha! This is where you are wrong again, timmy turner.

Your wish will come true,

But this is only--

"The beginning, blah, blah,

"Have no idea what I've done, blah, blah,

You'll be watching me, blah, blah."

Would you let me finish a sentence?

Now go... While the camera

Pushes in on me dramatically.

Too much. Back off.

Cosmo, wanda, I'm home from school.

Is my totally new and pudgy godbrother or sister here yet?

Cosmo: blargh!

Ugh! Cosmo!

You just barfed all over me.

What's wrong with you?

[Both laugh]

What's so funny?

What's wrong with me?

Duh. Having a "b" word, here.

Huh? You're having the baby?

Ok. Earth boy freaked out. Need explanation here.

Oh, timmy, everyone knows

It's the boy fairy that has the baby.

Timmy, we really need to have a serious talk

About the birds and the bee gees.

You see, when the bee gees recorded "saturday night fever,"

Everybody loved them.

Then there was a backlash.

"Too much bee gees," they said, and--

Who cares? Are we having a boy or a girl?

Blargh! Aah!

Right now, it's just a lot of barf.

I think I'll call it barfolomew.

Cosmo has got a little morning sickness, sport.

But it's : in the afternoon. How long does it last?

Not long. Months.

Don't worry. It'll be fun.

[Brass band playing]

Cosmo: blargh!

Sorry.

Cosmo: blargh!

Sorry.

Blargh! Aah!

[Shower runs]

Blargh!

Has it been months yet?

Close. Hours.

Well, then I wish I had an umbrella.

Cosmo: blargh!

Sorry.

Tell me this is as bad as it gets.

Not even close.

You ate my vintage baseball cards?

Yep, and by the way, darryl strawberry

Doesn't taste like strawberry.

Ooh!

It's a beautiful, sunshiny day.

It makes me want to sing.

♪ La la la fra la li la ♪

Why did you do this to me?

Look at me! I'm fat!

[Roars]

But so happy we're having a baby.

Hey, where's timmy?in the basement.

Blargh!

Sorry.

Ok. Hang in there, turner. You can do it.

It'll all be worth it once your totally cool godbrother

Or totally sweet godsister arrives.

Hopefully, there won't be any more surprises.

What?

All: surprise!

Uh, I wish I had a towel.

I wish I had another towel.

It is officially time for the fairy baby shower.

It's the first one in thousands of years,

So we want it to be extra special.

So, why are you having it in my bathroom?

Hello? Baby? Shower?

Must I draw you a picture?

Besides, the bathroom

Is the most private room in the house. Yes.

I don't want the news of the fairy baby getting out just yet.

In its early stages, baby magic

Is very undeveloped and unstable,

As my totally awesome slide show will demonstrate.

Jorgen: when raised by a good fairy,

The baby's magic is good and spreads goodness.

When raised by a bad fairy or pixie,

The fairy baby's magic can be used for evil.

Therefore, the baby must be protected at all costs.

Oh! Oh!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

[Growl] [growl] [growl]

Now, let's all have a good time.

Timmy, it's an ancient fairy tradition

That the godchild throws the expecting fairy parent a shower.

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Eh, nothing much.

Yaah!

Blargh! Sorry.

Timmy: ok. "Balloons, streamers, stereo, two-ply toilet paper."

Looks like I took care of everything.

Cosmo: timmy! Yes, cosmo?

I'm hungry.

Get me something that won't upset my stomach,

Like a fireball burrito.

Burritos. Got it.

Jorgen: turner! Where is the music?

I want to get funky.

Oh, right. Music. Got it.

Anything but the bee gees. Too much bee gees.

Ooh, burritos.

Cosmo: timmy...

My special day is on hold

Until I get my burritos.

Where's my burrito?

Here.

I don't want burritos. They make me gassy.

Let's play games.what games?

They're right here on the list.

"Pin the tail on the bucktoothed servant boy."

Uh-oh.

Do I win? Do I win? Do I win? Do I win?

That's it. I'm sick of this.

I'm sick of the shower. I'm sick of the mood swings.

I'm sick of the cravings.

Blargh!

And I'm sick of the vomit.

That was the last straw.

Uh, actually, turner, you're out of straws.

I'm sick of this whole baby wish.

I wish cosmo would just get lost.

[All gasp]

Fine. If that's the way you feel,

Then I'll take my baby, my bee gees,

And this burrito and just go.

Oh, no! Cosmo's gone, and he's about to have our baby.

Timmy turner, you have put the universe in grave peril.

If that baby falls into the wrong hands,

It could be so dangerous that I'll have to invent a new word.

It could be, uh, doom-ungous.

Worst baby shower ever.

Jorgen: wait. Where is my push in?

Yipe! Too close.

I'm sorry.

I really do want a godbrother or sister,

But I was just sick of getting barfed on all the time.

Burritos anyone?

Wanda: oh, this is terrible.

Our baby is going to be born alone and--

And with cosmo.

We have to split up,

Search every corner of the universe,

And find them.

But most important, keep this top secret.

Nobody must know that a fairy baby is about to be born.

Now find cosmo and some extra hot sauce.

Go. Go. Go!

Timmy: ok, people. It's been hours.

How's the search going? Talk to me.

He's not at the arcade.

String factory negative, also.

He's not in fairy world or in his his room,

Which is ready for him any time he decides to leave wanda.

[Samba music playing]

He's not in rio, but I'll keep looking.

Curses. This can only mean one thing--

I should have gone to rio.

Look, we've covered the entire universe,

And cosmo is not here or in fairy world.

Are there any other worlds we can check?

Oh, no!

You thought of someplace?

No. That burrito went right through me.

I must now file a report

With the great white round one.

Wait, timmy. You're right.

There are other worlds we can check--

"Pixie world."

[Gasp] anti-fairy world. That's it.

Jorgen: oh, the anti-fairies must have kidnapped cosmo

And are planning on developing the baby's magic

To use for their own nefarious purposes.

Wanda, let's rock.

Now let's roll.

Uh, hold that thought.

[Toilet flushes]

Uh, ok. Now let's roll.

By the way, you're out of air freshener.

[Thunder]

All right, anti-fairies.

Next on the agenda-- universal domination.

Any ideas? Speak up. Don't be afraid.

There are no wrong answers.

I was thinking we could get, like, a big elephant,

And have it step on some stuff?

Sorry. Wrong answer.

[Buzz]

Aaaaaah!

Come on, people. Think.

Universal domination is not just going to come bursting through that door.

Freeze, anti-fairies.

We know you've kidnapped cosmo and our fairy baby

And are planning on using his-slash-her uncontrollable magic

For universal domination.

What's this?

Cosmo is having a fairy baby

Who's uncontrollable magic we can use

To take over the universe?

All: um...no.

Quick, anti-fairies. Take to the skies.

We must find cosmo and his baby and take over the universe.

Whoo hoo!

Now they know. Good one, genius.

If cosmo's not here, he must be in pixie world.

Let's go, and I'll do the talking this time.

We could get a big elephant and have it step on stuff.

[Buzz]

Aaaaaah.

Come on, people. Think.

A plan for universal domination

Is not just going to come bursting through that door.

Freeze, pixies.

We know you've kidnapped cosmo and our fairy baby.

And are planning on using his-slash-her uncontrollable magic

For universal domination.

Wait a second.

Cosmo is having a fairy baby,

And we can use his-slash-her undeveloped magic

For universal domination?

All: uh...no.

Quick, pixies. To the limousines.

We must find that fairy baby and take over the universe.

Not if we find it first.

Ok. Here is the plan.

I'm going to the bathroom again while you two think of a plan.

Fireball burritos. I¡ay ay ay!

Timmy, we have to find cosmo.

I'm really worried about him.

Me too, but where could he be?

All I did was tell him to get lost.

You don't think--you don't think--

♪ Oh, I'm lost, I'm lost

♪ I brushed, and then I flossed, and now I'm lost ♪

Oh, hey, guys.

Timmy! "Get lost"? Best wish ever.

Getting lost in the great outdoors is very soothing--

No more mood swings, no more cravings.

I haven't even barfed.

Blargh!

Well, out of ain't bad.

Hello, barfolomew.

Cosmo, thank goodness we found you.

Cosmo, I'm really sorry I wished you away.

Can you ever forgive me?

Hugs!

Yaah! Yaah!

Ugh, is that a no?

Uh-uh. The baby just kicked.

I think that means it's coming.

Aw, did you hear that, timmy?

The baby is coming.

The baby is coming?the baby is coming?

Aah! Aah!

Cool it, you two. This is no time to panic.

Let's all remain calm and get to the fairy hospital

So we can all enjoy this beautiful moment.

Aah! This is not a beautiful moment.

Dr. Rip studwell: don't worry, cosmo.

Everything is looking fantastic...on me.

You, on the other hand, sound like you're in a lot of pain.

No. Childbirth is--eee!--Wonderful.

Aah!

Can't you do something about this, dr. Rip studwell?

I have just the thing.

That's better. Thanks, dr. Rip studwell.

What? What? Huh?

Get it out! Get it out!

Fear not, cosmo. Dr. Rip studwell is on the case.

Now does anyone here know how to deliver a fairy baby?

You mean, you don't know how?

Timmy, a fairy baby hasn't been born in thousands of years.

No one knows how.

Let's see if this button does something.

[Buzz]

Yeah, it does.

There's got to be something we can do

To get our baby out of him.

Can't I just wish it out?

Ha ha ha! Timmy, timmy, timmy.

As far as I know, baby delivery is a highly intricate

And complexicated medical procedure.

You can't just wish it out, can he?

I'm a very uncomplexicated person.

Wish it out. Wish it out!

Ok, ok. I wish our baby was out!

[Chirping]

♪ Ah ah ah ah ah

The angelic choir is going to cost you extra.

Poof.

Aw! Aw! Aw!

Oh, cosmo, our baby is beautiful.

Is it a boy or a girl? Is it a boy our a girl?

I got to know. I got to know.

Excellent question.

Let me just take it outside

Where the light is better and find out.

Not so fast, "dr. Rip studwell,"

Or should I say anti-cosmo?

[All gasp]

Oh, poo. Ha!

Good thing I was here

To save the baby from your evil clutches.

Now let me take it outside

Where the light is better and make sure that it's safe.

Not so fast, "jorgen,"

Or should I say pixies in a jorgen suit.

[All gasp]

Darn.

I really thought the jorgen suit would work this time.

Well, it did get us into that club in rio.

Oh, give me my grandchild.

There, there.

I'll just take him-slash-her outside

Where the light is better now and look at the--

Not so fast, "mama cosma,"

Or should I say--

Ow! Ooh!

Wow, this one is really glued on there.

Give me back our baby.

None of you has the slightest idea

How to keep it safe, warm, and loved.

Oh! Aah!

[All gasp]

Oh, no. The baby is gone.

You guys should run outside where the light is better and look for it.

Poof. Poof.

Hey, his puny chest just poof-poofed.

Give me the baby, turner.

It's magic must be used for good.

Give me the baby, turner.

It's magic must be used for evil.

Oh, give me the baby.

I just want to pinch its cheeks.

Give me the baby, turner. Give me the baby.

I am the most polite.

[Piano plays in minor key]

Weird. The music was much cheerier in rio.

I'm fairy hart reporting live from fairy world hospital,

Where members of an angelic choir have informed us

That cosmo and wanda have finally had their fairy baby.

♪ Had the baby

♪ Had the baby

As you know, this is the first fairy baby

Born in thousands of years.

One can only imagine the love and tenderness

Taking place in that hospital room right now.

Get away from my little keanu.

Keanu? Keanu? Keanu?

Yeah. I'm just not feeling barfolomew anymore.

It would be easier to name it if we knew what it was.

Let me just check.

There will be plenty of time to name the child

Once we forcibly take it from you.

Personally, I like dagmar.

It means, "the landfill is burning "

Blah, blah blah.

That means, "give us the baby, turner."

Blah, blah, blah.

That means, "no way, jose."

Jose. That name is muy bueno.

Hola, jose.

Adios, muchacho. [Beep]

Aah! Aah! Aah!

I really thought that well-planned escape attempt was gonna work.

[Giggles]

Get the cute, giggling baby.

Oof! Oof!

Oh, I really thought that well-planned baby grab was going to work.

They must be outside where the light is better.

Follow me. Eegh!

Wow, looks like our baby's laughter is magical.

It protected us.

That's my boy. Girl. We really should check.

No time. We got to get out of here.

I wish we had a rocket car.

Wanda: oh, no.

We are not putting the baby in a rocket car.

Either wish for a stroller or a nice minivan.

Fine. I wish I had a rocket powered-stroller.

Well, that's better... I hope.

Hop in and hang on.

[Engine revs]

And we're all waiting anxiously for the happy parents

To give us our first glimpse of the little magic miracle.

Wow, the light really is better out here.

Man: ahh.

This is jorgen von strangle.

I'm putting out an abb-- an all babies bulletin--

On cosmo, wanda and timmy turner.

Blast first and ask questions later.

Ok, forget the "blast first" part,

I waaaaay over-reacted there.

But we must find that baby before the pixies and fairies do.

Go. Go. Go.

[Wailing]

Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Livin' the dream.

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.

Oh, no, they put out an abb.

An "always brush your back?"

This is fairy leader one.

We've located the fairy baby and are in hot pursuit.

Watch where you're flying.

Put your seat belt on.

And why are we in jets when we can fly?

Stop hitting me, you crazy ol' bat.

Here they come. What do we do?

You tell me, you're the parents.

Timmy's right, we are the parents.

And we say:

Cosmo and wanda: do something, timmy!

Fine. Hang on.

Again.

We've lost visual.

If you'd pay attention, you wouldn't lose anything. And sit up straight.

And from where I'm sitting, your ears could use a good scrubbing.

Ok, we're safe now in the dark, scary woods, and--and--

[Growling]

It's dark and scary.

[Crying]

Cosmo.

You're scaring little talulah.

Yeah well, I'd cry, too, if my name was "talulah."

[Crying]

Wait. When the baby giggled, it saved us.

I'll bet when it cries...

Bad things happen.

Wow. I wonder what happens when it burps?

Poof. Poof. [Burps]

Yaaaah.

Lightning. Lightning happens.

Ha ha. Looks like buying

Those giant sign/ lightning/burp detectors

Was a great idea, because I found the baby.

And so have we.

Both: and so have we.

By the way, why are we in jets when we can fly?

I thought it would be fun.

Timmy, I thought we told you to do something.

I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

Ok, I'm done. Give me the baby.

Both: what?

No one would ever think

You would leave l'il "t" in my care,

So that's exactly what you should do.

That way I can give them the slip.

Both; "l'il t"?

Yeah. For "little timmy."

It's easy to remember.

Tommy's right.

It is easy to remember.

Ok, we'll talk names later.

Just go and please be careful.

I will.

Good luck, tommy.

Now I wish you two had a fake timmy and fake fairy baby.

Wow.

Hollow, just like the original.

Now take off with the "decoys"

And I'll meet you back home.

Good-bye, my little twinkle.

"Twinkle?"

That's pretty close to "tinkle".

Well, it'd be easier to name it

If we knew what it was.

Lemme just check.

No time for that now.

I wish I was home.

Let's lead them off timmy's trail.

Who's timmy?

We have visual on the baby, again.

How can you have visual anything?

Your windshield's filthy.

And how about wearing a shirt

With some sleeves once in a while,ggggrrrrr.

And blah and blah and blah blah blah?

Looks like buying that "nagging old lady eject button"

Was a great idea, too.

Who folded this parachute? Look how wrinkled it is.

Made it.

I'm alone with the baby and--

[Jabbering]

Oh, no I'm alone with the baby.

No, no. Don't cry.

Please don't cry, l'il t.

Uh, cootchy coo.

[Rumbling]

Oh, you sound hungry.

Ok, let's see what mommy and daddy left you to eat.

Let's see: "cosmo."

"Baby-to-be-named-later".

Ok. Let's take care of you.

Let's go.

Leeeet's go.

I've got to stop talking like this.

[Beep beep]

Ok, the bottle is all warmed up and shorts.

Hi, son.

We were just out jogging

In an attempt to stave off aging.

And all that running from father time

Has made us thirsty.

Whew, is that a sports drink?

[Burps] suddenly sleepy.

Must curl up in fetal position.

Aw. Isn't that cute, and is that a baby?

Uh, no.

Well, it sure looks like a baby.

[Sniffs]

Oooh, and it's got that new baby smell.

And that's why it's the most popular, new,

Battery-operated baby doll on the market.

Oooh. I want one.

Hey, tommy, this is fun.

It's like the child I never had.

And it makes me feel younger.

Father time will never catch--

[Burps] eek!

Uh, I think it has a short in it.

And that's why I'm taking it back to the store.

Bye, dad.

[Sniffs] ew.

She has that new baby smell, too.

Uhh. You're heavy. I wish I had a stroller.

Poof. Poof. [Laughs]

Wow, you understand me.

But no more magic until we can

Figure out what to do with you.

And no more striking my parents with lightning.

Unless I say so.

[Laughs]

Ok, that's not funny.

And I don't have time for--

[Laughs]

[Laughs]

Ok, that's funny.

For a smelly, little ball of trouble

You're really neat, you know that?

I think we're gonna be great friends.

[Laughs]

We can go to ball games.

And I can blame you for stuff.

And teach you how to play video games

And I'm totally talking wike that again, huh?

[Laughs]

No. No more magic.

You have to stay hidden.

[Thunder]

Ice cream?

Ok, I'll let this one slide.

It's an ice cream miracle.

I'm lactose intolerant but I don't care.

Jorgen was way off, l'il t.

Your magic isn't scary. It's awesome.

[Chewing]

[Screaming]

Not awesome.

Don't cry. Don't crrryyyy.

Huh?

[Roaring]

Too late.

Children: ahhhh!

[Sirens wailing]

[Roaring]

Police officers: run!

No, no. No cry-ee. Laughy.

See? I'm silly.

[Roaring]

I got to stop this.

Wait. Your bottle.

[Slurping]

Ok, crying bad. Bottle good.

[Hiccupping]

Hiccups? What are hiccups?

Please tell me hiccups are good.

Hiccups equal natural disasters.

So tough being a parent.

Ahhhhhh!

See how much damage you have caused?

Give me the baby, turner,

And I will train it to control its unpredictable magic.

Trust me.

No. I'll never--

[Burps]

You have my blessing.

Ha. Ha. Ha.

I cannot believe you fell for that again.

Ha! And look.

We've teamed up to double the danger.

Good-bye, timmy turner.

Forever.

Ha. Ha ha.

Oooh, wonderful evil laugh, hp.

Not as wonderful and evil as yours, a.c.

A.c.? I like that. [Laughs]

Oh, no. What have I done?

Ok. This is bad.

Anti-cosmo and the pixies took l'il t.

But it's good because cosmo, wanda, and jorgen

Aren't here to see this.

Now it's bad again.

I tracked you down, turner.

Did you really think I would fall

For your fake timmy doll?

Look. Now I have cosmo, wanda, and the baby.

Ha ha ha.

Uh, that's a baby doll.

Really? Huh. Incredible likeness.

You win this round, turner.

Now, where is little baby kaja-goo-goo?

And why is there melted ice cream everywhere?

And why do you look as though

You've done something horribly wrong?

Uh, funny story.

Ha ha, you guys are gonna love this.

Seems that-- you're not gonna believe this,

But seriously.

The anti-fairies and pixies teamed up,

Took the baby, and are gonna use its magic

To take over the universe.

Funny, huh?

All: we got to find our baby!

Wait. I think my maternal instincts are kicking in.

My maternal instincts are kicking in, too.

Oh, wait. It's just the burrito again. Aie.

I'm picking up little flo-jo's trail.

Follow me.

It's keanu.

L'il t.

Kajagoogoo.

Hmmm. Anti-cosmo's castle.

A dangerous place.

Are you sure little baby elvis is in there?

What? Kajagoogoo is so minutes ago.

I'm thinking "oprah" now,

And, yes, I'm as sure she's in there

As I'm sure cosmo's head is full of jelly.

What kind of jelly?

Grape jelly.

She knows me so well.

Who wants some? Anyone? Tommy?

Timmy, this is terrible.

I just feel that something awful

Could happen to our little boy-slash-girl.

We have to get inside that castle. Yaaaah.

Wait. I have good news.

We don't need to get inside.

I found the baby.

Doll again.

Seriously?

Fear not, wanda.

I got my brother/sister into this mess

And I'm gonna get him/her out.

I have a plan.

Worst plan ever.

At least we have food. Who wants a burrito?

[Chewing]

Hmm. Needs jelly.

[Chewing]

That's better.

Back up and I'll blast our way out.

Oh, no! My wand is gone.

Uhh! All our wands are gone.

Ha ha ha. Looking for these?

I say, hp, can you think of any predicament

Worse then being a fairy

Trapped in a giant butterfly net cage

Without your wand?

Yes.

Poof. Poof.

Us having control of the fairy baby

So we can use its magic to destroy fairy world

And take over the entire universe.

Ooh, that is worse. For them.

If you so much as lay a hand on our baby,

I'll destroy both of you.

Oooh, I'm so frightened.

Now, if you'll excuse us,

We must go and harness little fauntleroy's magic here

And commence our evil plot of doom.

Fauntleroy?

We are not calling the baby fauntleroy.

I was thinking bill.

Bill's a guy you trust with your business portfolio.

Oh, let's just suck the magic out of this brat

And move on--ok?

Mama? Dada?

You did this.

You had us poof up a baby,

Then got it baby-napped,

Then got us trapped inside

The anti-fairy castle inside a butterfly net

And I just want our baby back.

There there, some brain jelly

Will make it all better.

Nice going, turner.

Not only did you break her heart

And strip us of our wands... [Chewing]

You put the universe in danger. And worse?

You put me in a stupid bunny suit. Why?

Because it's all a part of my plan that's not finished yet.

Now let's go get my fairy godbrother/sister.

Yah.

Now, come with me

If you want to save the--aagh.

All: huh?

Cosmo: there's a million doors in this castle.

Little farrah could be anywhere.

Wait. My maternal instincts are kicking in again.

Baby bosley is somewhere near.

Ok, everyone be quiet.

This is the part where they spell out their evil plan.

And I don't want any jelly.

As you know, hp,

Contained inside this small, sweet,

Yet somewhat homely fairy child

Lies some of the purest, most natural,

Untapped magic in the universe.

Yes, that part I get.

I also understand how the patented magic suckers

Draw out the magical impulses

Through the baby's pores.

Which will then be sucked through these tubes,

And sent to our big, evil,

Anti-fairy wand,

Where we will simply wish

Fairy world gone forever.

And once all the good is gone,

Our evil will control the universe.

And the earth?

I say we celebrate our victory by destroying it.

Both: ha ha ha ha.

Poof?

Poof?

Both: ha ha ha ha ha.

We have to stop their plan and save l'il t.

And the universe.

All: aaaaaaaah.

Good evening, dimmsdale, I'm chet ubetcha

With a horrifying newsbreak.

The world is ending and things are in mass chaos.

Aaaah.

Whew, good thing we're in shape.

Yes. Now we can outrun

Father time and mother earth.

Both: aaaahhhh.

Man: ah, I'm scared.

Woman: I know. You have that "new baby" smell.

Chet: tidal waves are approaching the cities.

Dogs and cats are living together.

It's mass hysteria.

How will this affect your holiday weekend?

Both: ah ha ha ha ha.

The universe is breaking apart.

We need a plan to free little mackenzie.

And remember: we're outnumbered,

We don't have any magic,

And my head's full of jelly.

Oh, we're not going to free our baby.

Both: say what?

Our baby is going to free itself.

Wanda hood. Catch and fire.

Bullseye.

Turner.

Came all this way to feed the baby, did you?

Ooh. We're sooooo scared.

What do you think will happen now?

Lightning. Lightning will happen.

[Burps]

[Crash]

No.

Poof poof?

Seize them.

Seize this.

Bow to the jelly.

Wow. I can finally hear myself.

Man, I sound like an idiot.

Do I always sound like this?

Nice going, turner. I underestimated you.

Your knack for organizing complexicated plans is--

Dance, bunny boy. Dance!

Ok! ♪ La la la, le le le

♪ I'm a silly pink bunny

♪ I am cute, yes it's true ♪

♪ I will shake my tail for you ♪

[Laughs]

Eeeh. Errr.

Perfect. Now make l'il t cry.

But how? I'm so fluffy and lovable.

Dahhhhhh!

Whaaaaaah!

[Growling]

[Growling]

Well this won't do at all.

[All screaming]

[Growling]

[Roaring]

Eeeh.

Ok, so we've beaten anti-cosmo and hp,

But how do we save the universe?

With lunch.

Cosmo? Time for a delivery.

Ok, but I only deliver within a -mile radius, and the burrito is free

If I don't get it to you in minutes or--

Just gimme a burrito!

Turner. You are crazy.

Those burritos are too spicy even for me.

That meat-filled pouch of doom

Will turn the baby's digestive system

Into a virtual time b*mb.

Exacta-mungus.

[Rumbling]

Wait, when it giggles, good things happen.

When it burps, lightning happens.

When it cries, bad things happen.

And when it breaks wind?

There's no telling what could happen.

Hit the deck!

Hee heee.

Aaah.

Yaaah.

Aaah.

[expl*si*n]

[All cheering]

What just happened?

I feel as though all of life's pressures

Have been released in a sudden burst.

It's almost as though a giant wind

Has blown away all our troubles.

Or that little liza just cut a magical huge one

And the universe is back to normal.

And most importantly, our baby is healthy, happy,

And with its family again.

It's as if the universe now has that "new baby" smell.

Thank you, turner,

Not only for saving the baby

But the universe

From the anti-fairies and pixies

Who are in a lot of trouble.

You cannot win.

Bow before our might.

I can't wait to put you on my cereal.

You two raisins will keep me regular for a long time.

Both: no.

And now allow me to present the baby

With its first toy.

A rattle?

A magic rattle.

This way the baby can channel its magic and control it.

And now I will take the baby back to fairy world

To train it to use the rattle properly.

You're going to take the baby?

Yes. It hurts me. But only slightly.

And fear not. You will be able to visit the baby

Every other millennium.

Come, napoleon.

Noooo!

[Both whistling]

I don't get it. He just took l'il t.

And after all we've been through.

Where are the tears? The emotion?

You're not even crying and--

He took the fake baby, didn't he?

Both: ta-da.

Poof poof. Awesome.

Ha ha.

Finally. Home sweet home.

Where everything is normal.

Poof. Poof. Poof.

Wow, it sure is gonna be great

With a new fairy brother/sister around here.

[Growling]

By the way, what are we gonna name it?

Well, first we have to find out

If it's a boy or a girl.

And after that huge expl*si*n,

Now's a perfect time to change its diaper.

Now, let's see if you're a boy or a girl.

Uuuuugh! New baby smell. Gah.

Aaagh!

It's a boy.

Because boys love water squirters.

Oooh! What should we name him?

Poof. Poof. Poof.

Poofpoofpoofpoof poofpoofpoofpoof.

Hmmm I'm partial to "l'il t."

How about "poof?"

Hey. That's great. Little baby "poof."

Where'd you come up with that?

It just came to me.

Poof. Poof. Poof.

Yeh. Good thing we're in shape.

Now we can keep up with our house.

And it has that new baby smell.

Poof.