01x10 - Potato Potahto/Hattie's Inside-out Cake

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Alice's Wonderland Bakery". Aired: February 9, 2022 - present.*
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Alice embarks on magical recipe adventures with her best pals, who join her in the bakery to whip up whimsical cakes and treats for friends and neighbors with enchanted kitchen tools and ingredients to help them.
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01x10 - Potato Potahto/Hattie's Inside-out Cake

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(theme music)

♪ Down the rabbit hole to wonderland ♪

♪ I found this place ♪

♪ Spices sing and butterflies ♪

♪ A new world to embrace ♪

♪ Nothing here's impossible ♪

♪ So we stir and twirl away ♪

♪ Up is down and left is right ♪

♪ Here is where I'm gonna stay ♪

♪ Everything so curious ♪

♪ Like a dream come true ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ Don't be late. It's ready now ♪

♪ Bring friends both old and new ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

♪ At Alice's Wonderland bakery ♪

♪ I'll make something for you ♪

(squeaking)

ALICE: Potato Potato.

These paw print cookies
just need one more thing,

some paw prints.

Will you do the honors, Dinah?

(chuckles, meows)

(squeaks)

-(loud thuds)
-(tray clanks)

What in a waffles was that?

Uh, strange time of year
for a wonderstorm.

It's p-perfectly sunny out, Hattie.

I don't think it's a storm.

(thudding)

Whatever it is,
it really wants to come in.

Oh...

(door bangs open)

CAPTAIN DODO: Ahoy, mates!

Phew! it's just a regular old walking,
talking bag of lumps.

Bag of lumps?

(gasps)
Run!

(Fergie exclaims)

Oh, Captain Dodo.
(chuckles nervously)

(sighs)
Sorry for barging in.

Didn't mean to shiver
your timbers, Fergie.

What's in the bag, captain?

(grunts)

A gift from my latest adventure
on the high seas Spudland.

It's an island famous for...

-Potatoes.
-Potatoes.

-Spuds.
-COOKIE: Oh, gracious me.

Alice's say potatoes.

Rabbits say potatoes.

Hatter's calls them spuds.

Ha! Different words. Same veggie.

(laughing)
Well, whatever you call them,

I brought back a bountiful.

Thanks, captain.

I'm sure we'll think of something
wonderful to make with them.

I know just the recipe.

Your great-grandmother's favorite.

You mean...

BOTH: Wonder Tots!

Hmm, what are wonder tots?

Oh, the crispiest, the crunchiest...

Oh, I'll just show you.

-Cabbage and Liverwurst?
-COOKIE: Huh?

Oh, right.
(chuckles)

The Wonder Tops page
was torn out years ago.

This zigzag scraps, all that's left.

Oh, that's a shame.

Any yummy recipe that gets Alice's sails
a swaying is a recipe I wanna try.

-Mmm...
-You still can.

I know the Wonder Tots recipe by heart.

I never forget
the best potato dish in wonderland.

The best?
(chuckles)

Everyone knows the best potato dish
in wonderland is Hopping Taters.

Ooh, what are hopping taters?

Only the crispiest, crunchiest,
the most special dish

-and the Rabbit Family Cookbook?
-(Captain Dodo chuckles)

Well, the more potatoes,
the merrier, I say.

Then I'll make wonder tots.

Fergie can make commentators,
and everyone can decide

which is the best potato dish
in Wonderland.

You're on, Alice.

May the best potato dish win.

(magical music)

Fresh vegetables are the key
to delicious wonder tots.

And we all know who grows
the freshest vegetables in Wonderland.

(purring)

Hey, Alice, coming to get some tips
for the best potato recipe?

(chuckles)
We were hoping we could use

some vegetables from your garden.

FERGIE: I was just hopping
that way myself.

So what do you need?

Hmm, let's see.

Eggplant, zucchini, and doorbell peppers?

What about you?

Green squash,
aubergine, and ringing chillies.

The chilies really give the hopping taters
some zing and some ding.

Who doesn't love zing and ding?

(meows)

Green squash, check.

Eggplant, check.

Aubergine, check.

Zucchini, check.

-Doorbell peppers...
-Ringing chilies...

-BOTH: Check!
-(ringing)

I didn't realize doorbell peppers
were on your list.

Rabbits call them ringing chilies.

They ring when you shake them.

(ringing)

That's exactly why we call them
doorbell peppers.

-(ringing)
-They sure go well with potatoes.

It's a sign both dishes will be delicious.

That has a nice ring to it, Cookie.

Both dishes, delicious.

-ALL: Both dishes, delicious.
-(meowing)

Thanks for the veggies.

Fergie, play us out.

Both dishes, deli...
Whoo! Whoa! Whoopsies.

Oh, dear. Alice has the whole team,
and I'm just a one-man band.

Oh, but I know just the pal
to lend a hand.

Wonder tots have a lot of potatoes,
so we're gonna need help peeling.

(meows)

ALICE: Not you, Dinah.

Hattie.

(groans)
A potato peel?

Looks like he's already started.
(chuckles)

Fergie?

What are you doing here?

Getting some help from the fastest
potato peeler in wonderland.

(Cookie groaning)

Hey, Hattie,

I was going to ask for your help
peeling potatoes, too.

-But you were kind of busy.
-(Hattie chuckles)

Fergie's got me doing eleventeen
Hatter's dozen.

Oh, but I've still got two free feet.

Toe to hill these puppies can peel.
(chuckles)

(laughing)

Thanks, but I think
we can find other hands.

(chuckles)
See you at the bakery, Fergie.

FERGIE: Yup. 'Cause I sure
can't see you now.

(thudding)

Is that Captain Dodo thumping around?

Whoa!
(yelping)

Whoo! Who knew potatoes were so heavy.

Speaking of which...
(chuckles awkwardly)

...where are yours?

(clatters)

(sighs)

That might be the first time
a wonderland princess

has ever peeled potatoes.

-And it was fun.
-Thanks for your help, Rosa.

Oh, looks like we both have
our ingredients ready.

Then let's get cooking.

-Zucchini, aubergine...
-Green squash, eggplant.

Cilantro, huh?

Your cilantro looks
just like my ruffled clover.

(both sniff)

Huh, smells like it, too.

Uh, Rosa, could you set Oven
to extra crispy and grab me some salt?

You got it. Oven, extra crispy, please.

(Oven creaking, dings)

Now for the salt.

Could you grab me the garlic
and pre-heat Oven to Golden Crunch?

Sure thing.

Oven, Golden Crunch, please.

(Oven creaking, dings)

ROSA: What do you know?

Extra Crispy and Golden Crunch
are the same setting.

So as requested?

-Can I grab the garlic for Fergie?
-Sure.

You know, Wonder Tots and Hopping Taters
look kind of the same.

(chuckles)
No way.

Impossible.

Oh? Well, what makes yours so special?

Tell me everything.

♪ First, I pile on potatoes
and butter, and I mash ♪


♪ Well, my hopping taters start
with the bounce and smash ♪


♪ The milk makes them fluffy
as you could ever dream ♪


♪ Like when I whisk, whisk, whisk
in this wonderland cream ♪


♪ These dreamy potatoes
mine are quite delicious ♪


♪ So come on now, Fergie, let's dish ♪

The potatoes are off to a great start.

-What do you add next?
-Well...

♪ There's paprika, oregano and thyme ♪

♪ Let me stop you there, Alice
'cause the same are in mind ♪


-Zucchini.
-Aubergine.

-The best squash.
-Pish posh.

♪ I hope the smell of garlic
will come out in the wash ♪


♪ My flavorful potatoes.
Our morning yummy-ish ♪


♪ So come on now, Alice, let's dish ♪

♪ It's like my great grandma
is here with me ♪


♪ As I chop and stir and flour ♪

♪ A taste that travels through the years ♪

♪ From great grandrabbit
to these bunny ears ♪


-♪ Like the one and only... ♪
-♪ My potato dish to adore ♪

♪ ...to adore ♪

-BOTH: ♪ These dreamy potatoes ♪
-♪ Straight from our microwaves ♪

♪ So come on now, Fergie ♪

♪ So come on now, Alice ♪

(Oven dings)

BOTH: ♪ Let's dish ♪

Oh, both recipes sound absolutely aces.

No matter which dish
our friends like best,

-I had fun cooking with you today.
-Me too.

May the best potato or potato win.

(crockery clangs)

-Would you like some tea?
-Oh, look at that.

-ROSA: Oh, my.
-The chefs have arrived.

Everyone, take your seats.

Oh, pheasant feathers. Where's Hattie?

(croaks)

(drums playing)

Welcome tasters of Wonderland.
It's time for the main event.

Two friends, two family recipe...

And a boatload of potatoes.

(laughing)

It's an all out tater tasting spud fest.

Alice and Fergie, your dishes, please.

(clears throat)

I present, hopping taters.

(chuckles)

This dish was created by my great
grandrabbit wonder years ago.

My dish Wonder Tots
was also created wonder years ago.

It was first made by my great grandmother.

Mmm... Old potatoes. Exciting.

Let's see those spuds.

(drum rolls)

(all clamoring)

(gasps)
Your wonder tots.

They look like my hopping taters.

(gasps)
And your hopping taters

look like my wonder tots.

See what your taste buds say.

(munching, gasps)

-(gasps)
-BOTH: They taste the same, too.

But that's impossible.

My great grandrabbit
invented hopping taters.

-Look.
-(gasp)

I've seen that rip before. Cookie.

On it, lemon drop.

-It's a perfect fit.
-That's incredible.

-Ho, ho!
-Amazing.

Did our great grandparents
make the recipe together?

Oh, I knew I was forgetting something.

(gasps)
That's my great grandmother.

And that's my great grandrabbit.

Oh, right.

They took this photo
the day they created the recipe.

It was a chilly Sunday afternoon.

Wait, or is it Saturday?

All right. Anyway,

I remember that they had different names
for the same ingredients.

Like ringing chilies and doorbell peppers.

Exactly.

They saw they had more in common
than they thought...

their friendship.

-Yes, like you and me, Fergie.
-Definitely.

You're the best friend
a bunny could ask for.

And I think our potato dish
is the best in Wonderland.

Our potato dish is pretty wonderful.

Then let's get our bellies full
of these delicious spuds.

Dig in.

-(crockery clanging)
-(munching)

(soft music)

(music stops)

ALICE: Hatties Inside-out Cake.

Over, under, done!

It's unlike any chocolate lattice
I've ever seen.

Thanks. It'll go great
with my ice sculpture

and relump potatoes.

(chuckles)
Let me guess.

This is all for the cake
you're making for your party.

It's not just any cake or any party.

It's a hatter inside-out cake

-for the hat or hob nob.
-(door opens)

-FERGIE: Hop a morning to you?
-ROSA: Hello.

Hi, Fergie. Hi, Rosa.

Bye, Fergie. Bye, Rosa.

See you at the hob nob.

The hob, what?

The hob nob?

Didn't you get the invitations?

Uh, no.

-(chuckles)
-(Cam snoring)

Looks like Cam fell asleep on the job.

Every year, us Hatters throw a big party.

We always serve an inside-out cake.

And for the first time,
the one making it is me.

Congrats. I'm sure you'll be aces.

(chuckles nervously)
Thanks.

But I feel like I have bread
and butterflies in my tummy.

-What's there to be nervous about?
-Lots of things, being late,

losing your glasses,
getting hoodie all over your ears.

Oh, you're talking about Hattie.
Never mind.

So you're nervous about the party?

No, about my inside-out cake.

I want it to be the most bonkers cake
a hob nob has ever seen.

You've been practicing all week.
I'm sure your cake will be great.

Just remember
the Cookie method lesson I taught you.

HATTIE: Um...

Don't stir the batter
while standing on your head?

(laughing)

And that's important, too.

But what I meant was presentation
is part of making any dish delish.

-(all clamoring)
-Aces.

Making your recipes look good,
make them even more scrumptious.

(chuckles)
Then I'd better get home.

I've got lots of potatoes to relump
and ice sculpting to do.

-Later.
-Relumping potatoes?

Ice sculpting?

What is an inside-out cake anyway?

Afraid I don't know.

It's a hatter recipe and not in my pages.

Hattie and I only practice parts
of the cake.

Not the whole thing.

He wanted to keep
what's inside a surprise.

Whatever it is,

I'm sure it's one of a kind.

-(clock alarms)
-Oh, we should get hopping

if we wanna make it to the hob nob.

Here. Take some extra chocolate lattice
for Hattie just in case.

Good idea.

(giggles)
Enjoy the hob nob.

(whimsical music)

Looks like the hob nob is hopping.

(hissing, whistling)

(laughing)
Move now!

(laughing)

Why do they keep changing chairs?

-I think they're playing a game of...
-Pickup!

ALICE: You skewed around the table
and get a fresh cup of tea.

-(exclaims)
-(laughs)

But I've never seen anyone
actually drink the tea.

Welcome to the nob hob. The blob bob...

(stammering)
I mean the hob nob.

Uh, sorry, still feel those bread
and butterflies in my tummy.

-Everything looks great, Hattie.
-Thanks, in on come.

Uh, I mean, come on in.

Cookie sent along some
extra chocolate lattice for your cake.

Perfecto. I can always use

-a little extra lattice.
-(loud honking)

-Whoa!
-(honking, hisses)

(pants)
Hopping haberdasher.

I forgot about my mochi.

You made rice cakes, too?

(chuckles)
You bet your party hat. I did.

Oh, um, here are your party hats.

Go enjoy in the game
with the other hob nobbers.

Kitchen calls.

-Hi, Dad Hatter.
-Well, hello, Alice.

Welcome. Welcome.

Welcome to the hatter hob nob.

You're just in time
for another round of...

Oh, clean cup.

First one to make it
around the table wins.

(cheerful music plays)

-Move down, move down, move down.
-(Rosa yelps)

(meows)

Are we playing this right?

I'd like to see...
(grunts)

FERGIE: ...the rulebook, please.

I don't think hatter games have rules.

-But once you get the hang of it?
-Clean cup.

-It's pretty fun.
-DAD HATTER: Move down, move down...

-(meows)
-(all clamoring)

But maybe we should see what
Hattie's got cooking in the kitchen.

Come on.

-How's it going in here, Hat...
-ALL: Whoa!

What in a Wonderland?

Hey, hey, Cam, can you take
the second hand to the table?

(Cam squeaking)

I just finished my inside-out cake.

Wanna see it?

The most bonkers cake
made by the most bonkers chef?

Bring it on!

-(grunting)
-(objects clattering)

Here it is!

(foreboding music)

(all gasp)

(chuckling)
I was speechless

when it came out of the oven, too.

What do you think?

I...
(stammering)

...um, uh...

Well, it certainly is, uh...

a curious.
(chuckles awkwardly)

-Eh...
-(sighs)

I just hope everyone likes it.

It's my first year making it, after all.

I wanna knock everyone's hats off.

Ooh...

I think we got that covered.

It still needs something.

There's our Hattie host.
(laughs)

Time for a new round of clean cup.

We need you to pour the first,
a cup of tea.

I have to do the final touch
on my cake later.

HATTIE: Hats away.

(squelching)

Ooh, I don't think
I'll be trying the inside. Ugh!

FERGIE: Or the outside
of this inside-out cake.

I'll just have the mochi.
(chuckles)

But Hattie's worked so hard on this cake.

If no one wants to eat it,
he'll be so disappointed.

Who's gonna want to eat a cake
that looks like it wants to eat them?

(exclaims)

Hmm, it might be curious-looking now,
but like Cookie says,

"Presentation is part
of making any dish delish."

Maybe that's the missing something
that Hattie's looking for.

ROSA: I know.

Maybe we can put these daisies
on Hattie's cake.

Now, we're cooking.

Hattie loves to decorate things I bake.

These flowers will really add some flair.

ROSA: Hm.

If only we could make the cake
a little bit flatter.

Make way,
Rabbit with a pan flattening away.

(exclaims, grunting)

Nice work, Fergie.

-But how do we stop all that oozing?
-(gasps)

Some chocolate lattice
should do the trick.

Now that's a dish that looks delish.

-Totally royal.
-Nice.

I knew we could help.

Where there's a whisk, there's a way.

Good news, I found
just for my inside-out cake needs.

Hey. Oh, great looking cake.

Um, anyone sees where mine went?

This is your cake, Hattie.

Uh, no.

My cake was full of lumps
and oozed purple plum pudding.

(chuckles awkwardly)

You mean inside-out cakes
are supposed to be lumpy and oozy?

(Hattie chuckles)
The lumpier and oozier, the better.

-Oh, carrot this.
-Oops.

Oh, Hattie, um...

Oh, crumbs!

This is your inside-out cake.

(foreboding music)

But, but where's the gooey, the love?

We're so sorry.

We were trying to make your cake
look more delicious,

you know, scrumptious enough to serve.

We thought we were helping.

Oh, I know,
but now we won't have anything for...

Inside-out cake time!
(chuckles)

How's it coming along?

There isn't going to be
an inside-out cake.

(sobs)

Just this really pretty cake with flowers.

Well, would you look
at this lovely little number?

(chuckles)

But where are the lumps?

Huh? No ooey-gooey goodness, either.

Don't worry, son.

Inside-out cakes are hard to make.

HARRY: It's true.

I don't know a hatter or hare
who's baked a perfectly lumpy,

oozy cake on the first try.

We'll just, uh, serve the mochi.
(chuckles)

Mmm.
(chuckles)

Hattie, we're so sorry.

We never should have touched
your cake without asking.

Yeah, we thought it needed fixing
based on how it looked on the outside.

We should have waited
to see what was inside.

It's okay.
(sniffles)

It's just, since this was my first time
making it for the hob nob,

I wanted it to be the lumpiest and gooiest

hatter inside-out cake they'd ever seen.

Maybe we could fix it.

Could we whip the cake in the blender
to make it lumpy again?

Nope.

The only thing to do is start over
and bake a whole new cake.

If starting over
is the only way to fix our mistake.

Then that's what we'll do.

But I don't have time
to bake another cake by myself.

You won't be alone this time.

We'll bake the cake together.

Just show us what to do.

CHORUS: ♪ Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Ba Dum
Bum Ba Dum Ba Dum ♪


♪ Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Ba Dum
Bum Ba Dum Ba Dum ♪


♪ Oh, roll up your sleeves
it's time to bake ♪


♪ Stir that, we've got a dish to make ♪

♪ And let's work together
with a sift and a scoop ♪


♪ And a sprinkle and shake ♪

-♪ C'mon, let's bake! ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Ba Dum ♪

-ALICE and ROSA: ♪ Let's bake ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum Ba Dum Ba Dum ♪

♪ Whisk like me, then have a taste ♪

♪ Mix it like a Hatter
there's no time to waste ♪


♪ Set it like a rabbit ♪

♪ We can't be late ♪

CHORUS: ♪ The perfect recipe
served on your plate ♪


-♪ C'mon, let's bake! ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Ba Dum ♪

-ALICE: ♪ With a sprinkle and a shake ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum Ba Dum Ba Dum ♪

-♪ C'mon, let's bake! ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum Bum Bum, Bum Bum Ba Dum ♪

-ALICE: ♪ With a sprinkle and a shake ♪
-CHORUS: ♪ Bum Ba Dum Ba Dum ♪

CHORUS: ♪ C'mon, let's bake ♪

(meows, purrs)

Drum roll, please.

This year's hob nob
Clean Cup Champion is...

(drum rolls)

-(croaks, clangs)
-Dinah the cat!

(laughs)

(all clamoring)

(meows)

Now, I know you've all been waiting
for the hatter inside-out cake...

-(sobs)
-Um, uh, Dad.

...sadly, Hattie's cake
turned out... beautifully.

-Exquisite. Really.
-It's true.

I saw with my own eyes.

It was flowery.

Not a lump or oozy mess in sight.

Well, I need to tell you...

But our hob nob will go on...

even without an inside-out cake.

How about with?

Oh, goodness gracious.

Oh, it's the lumpiest cake I've ever seen.
(sobs)

I can't wait to see what's inside.

(light music)

-Wow!
-Didn't see that coming.

Oh, I'm madly proud of you, son.

Now let's dig in!

A slice for you.

And one for you.

-HARRY: And you.
-Mmm.

HARRY: And you over there.

Hey, ho, here's ops.

To Hattie.

Your cake showed us it's what's on
the inside that matters most.

Just like friends.

ALL: To Hattie!

(all cheering, clamoring)

(cheerful music)
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