01x11 - Invisible Brad

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Henry Danger". Aired: July 26, 2014 - March 21, 2020.*
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After school, Henry becomes Kid Danger: Captain Man's superhero sidekick.
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01x11 - Invisible Brad

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[ Music ]

1,000.

The number of times you forgot to wear underwear.

No.

That only happened, like, nine times.

Ten.

Okay.

So, 1,000 what? Sit-ups.

I'm talkin' 'bout sit-ups, boy.

No way you can do 1,000 sit-ups.

Not in a row.

But I've done four sit-ups every day for the past 250 days, which is 1,000.

Wow.

Hardcore.

Punch me.

Punch me right in the gut.

[ Groaning ]

You okay? Yeah.

I'm just going to res down here for a minute.

Okay.

And this is for you.

What is this? It's your favorite.

A grilled cheese with skeezits.

Why are you giving me this? Because I'm your sister, and I love you.

Don't trust her.

It won't explode.

Just enjoy it.

Oh, hey, can I borrow your yo pro camera? I knew it.

What? You brought me this because you want something.

Come on, man.

No way.

I spent over a hundred bucks on that thing and I'm not lending I to anybody.

Sorry.

I told you so.

[ Door knocking ]

Hey, henry.

You ready? Yeah, I just go to grab my jacket.

I don't know if you noticed, but there's a jasper on your floor.

Eating dirty skeezits.

Yeah.

Hey, jasp, me and char are going to head over to junk-n-stuff.

[ Grunts ]

Have fun.

You okay? You want some water or something? Yeah.

Sink's in the kitchen.

[ Grunting ]

I guess you don't have a yo pro camera I can borrow.

Nah.

My parents don't like me to have things.

Great.

Dude, if you need a yo pro, just go buy one.

You see a money tree growing out of my butt? Well, then sell somethi to get some money.

Sell what? I don't know.

There's got to be something around here you don't want anymore.

Like my old playhouse in the backyard? Oh yeah.

That's good.

A playhouse is property.

So? Tell you what.

I'll fix up your old playhouse, make it look all nice, and then I'll help you sell it.

And what do you want? We split the money from the sale.

You get half, I get half.

A'ight.

I'll do that.

Deal.

It all just kind of happened.

My dad was an irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an afterschool job.

An irresponsible scientist.

I wanted an afterschool job.

And by accident, I wanted an afterschool job.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

And by accident, he made me indestructible.

Ah! He made me indestructible.

Ah! I went into this crazy store ah! I went into this crazy store and me I went into this crazy store and me a pretty interesting guy.

And me a pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

A pretty interesting guy.

I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protec I'm going to blow your mind.

Now I protec the good citizens of swellview.

Now I protec the good citizens of swellview.

Who call me the good citizens of swellview.

Who call me he turned out to be who call me he turned out to be you know the name.

He turned out to be you know the name.

Captain man.

You know the name.

Captain man.

That's right, henry.

Captain man.

That's right, henry.

In time, I realized tha that's right, henry.

In time, I realized tha being a superhero in time, I realized tha being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

Being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help.

Is a lot to handle alone.

He wanted some help.

I needed a sidekick.

He wanted some help.

I needed a sidekick.

I, henry hart I needed a sidekick.

I, henry hart pledge to never ever ever i, henry hart pledge to never ever ever tell anyone pledge to never ever ever tell anyone that I'm captain man's tell anyone that I'm captain man's secret sidekick.

That I'm captain man's secret sidekick.

It is done.

Secret sidekick.

It is done.

Now we blow bubbles.

It is done.

Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Now we blow bubbles.

And fight crime.

Feels good.

Call it.

Up the tube! Oh, my boot.

Ah! Hey.

Hey, char? Yeah, what's up? Have you, have you been noticing anything, like, weird about ray? Every day, all the time.

Why? No, I mean he's been talking like when nobody else is around.

You mean talking to himself? Yeah.

Like, full-on conversations with people who aren't there.

Well, my uncle rosco talks to his food before he eats it.

What's he say? Before he eats it.

What's he say? Stuff like what's he say? Stuff like "well, hello, hamburger.

Stuff like "well, hello, hamburger.

You're about to take "well, hello, hamburger.

You're about to take a trip down to belly town.

" You're about to take a trip down to belly town.

" Is that a serious question? A trip down to belly town.

" Is that a serious question? No, I can't go ride is that a serious question? No, I can't go ride roller coasters with you no, I can't go ride roller coasters with you because I have a job.

Roller coasters with you because I have a job.

And stop poking me.

Because I have a job.

And stop poking me.

Hey, guys.

And stop poking me.

Hey, guys.

You find out any more info hey, guys.

You find out any more info on that motorcycle thief? You find out any more info on that motorcycle thief? Will you not stand on that motorcycle thief? Will you not stand so close to me? Will you not stand so close to me? I can feel you so close to me? I can feel you breathing on my neck.

I can feel you breathing on my neck.

Thank you.

Why are you guys staring at me? Uh because you're talking uh because you're talking to nobody.

Because you're talking to nobody.

Shh.

To nobody.

Shh.

It's got to be said.

Shh.

It's got to be said.

Right, I haven' it's got to be said.

Right, I haven' introduced you to brad.

Right, I haven' introduced you to brad.

Brad, this is henry introduced you to brad.

Brad, this is henry and charlotte.

Brad, this is henry and charlotte.

Guys, this is invisible brad.

And charlotte.

Guys, this is invisible brad.

Hi, brad.

Guys, this is invisible brad.

Hi, brad.

Looking good, brad.

Brad, say hi.

Brad? Come on, brad.

Brad? Come on, brad.

Hate it when he does this.

Come on, brad.

Hate it when he does this.

Brad? Hate it when he does this.

Brad? Brad? Brad? Brad? Where are you? Brad? Where are you? Come on, where are you? Come on, this isn't funny anymore, man.

Come on, this isn't funny anymore, man.

Brad! This isn't funny anymore, man.

Brad! This is so sad.

Brad! This is so sad.

He's not okay.

This is so sad.

He's not okay.

Ah! Gotcha.

He's not okay.

Ah! Gotcha.

[ Grunting ]

Come here.

Now, say hello to those kids.

Hey, guys.

I'm brad.

There's no such thing as an invisible person.

Okay, what would as an invisible person.

Okay, what would make you believe okay, what would make you believe that brad's real? Make you believe that brad's real? Let's see him slap henry.

That brad's real? Let's see him slap henry.

Yeah.

Come on, slap me, brad.

Let's see him slap henry.

Yeah.

Come on, slap me, brad.

Right here on my-- yeah.

Come on, slap me, brad.

Right here on my-- [ slaps ]

[ Both ]

Hey, brad.

Looks like abou 14 square feet, imported mexican plastic.

14 Square feet, imported mexican plastic.

This is a nice house.

Imported mexican plastic.

This is a nice house.

It's old and disgusting.

This is a nice house.

It's old and disgusting.

No, we just hose it down, it's old and disgusting.

No, we just hose it down, fix the cracks, no, we just hose it down, fix the cracks, shine it up all nice, fix the cracks, shine it up all nice, and I bet you we ge shine it up all nice, and I bet you we ge a couple hundred bucks for it.

And I bet you we ge a couple hundred bucks for it.

Seriously? A couple hundred bucks for it.

Seriously? Yeah.

Seriously? Yeah.

There's a big demand yeah.

There's a big demand for playhouses like this.

There's a big demand for playhouses like this.

Now, let me check ou for playhouses like this.

Now, let me check ou the inside.

Now, let me check ou the inside.

Or as we say, the interior.

Oh yeah.

This is nice.

And it's even got it's-- this is nice.

And it's even got it's-- [ screaming ]

What's in there? That beast was living in your playhouse.

Hey! You owe me rent! [ Screams ]

Hey, pass the ketchup? Sure.

Here you go.

So, brad, I have a question.

Did something make you become invisible did something make you become invisible or were you just born this way? Make you become invisible or were you just born this way? Nah, nobody's born invisible.

Or were you just born this way? Nah, nobody's born invisible.

Wait, I though nah, nobody's born invisible.

Wait, I though you were sitting right there.

Wait, I though you were sitting right there.

I was.

But you were sitting right there.

I was.

But my leg was cramping up I was.

But my leg was cramping up so I'm walking around.

My leg was cramping up so I'm walking around.

How do we talk to a guy so I'm walking around.

How do we talk to a guy we can't see? How do we talk to a guy we can't see? Here, brad.

We can't see? Here, brad.

Put these on and sit down.

Here, brad.

Put these on and sit down.

Yeah, okay.

So, you turned invisible, like, when? Five years ago.

Like, when? Five years ago.

It was all captain man's fault.

Five years ago.

It was all captain man's fault.

[ Sighs ]

Here we go again.

It was all captain man's fault.

[ Sighs ]

Here we go again.

Well, what happened? [ Sighs ]

Here we go again.

Well, what happened? Okay, see, I was being well, what happened? Okay, see, I was being chased by this insane criminal okay, see, I was being chased by this insane criminal who wanted to turn me invisible.

Chased by this insane criminal who wanted to turn me invisible.

Why? Who wanted to turn me invisible.

Why? I don't know, why? I don't know, because he hated me I don't know, because he hated me and I guess he knew because he hated me and I guess he knew how much I enjoy being visible? And I guess he knew how much I enjoy being visible? Yeah, like I used to be.

How much I enjoy being visible? Yeah, like I used to be.

It wasn't my fault.

Yeah, like I used to be.

It wasn't my fault.

Yes it was.

It wasn't my fault.

Yes it was.

Just tell us what happened.

Yes it was.

Just tell us what happened.

Okay, so this evil dude just tell us what happened.

Okay, so this evil dude was f*ring at me okay, so this evil dude was f*ring at me with his invisiblaster, right? Was f*ring at me with his invisiblaster, right? I was just riding my bike, with his invisiblaster, right? I was just riding my bike, minding my own business.

I was just riding my bike, minding my own business.

When I dove out of the way, minding my own business.

When I dove out of the way, the invisiblaster's beam when I dove out of the way, the invisiblaster's beam missed me and-- the invisiblaster's beam missed me and-- hit me.

Missed me and-- hit me.

And that's how captain man hit me.

And that's how captain man ruined my life.

And that's how captain man ruined my life.

How was I supposed to know ruined my life.

How was I supposed to know you'd be riding your bike how was I supposed to know you'd be riding your bike right behind me? You'd be riding your bike right behind me? You owe me.

Look, didn't I lend you 4,000 bucks so you could buy that hot tub? Didn't I lend you 4,000 bucks so you could buy that hot tub? Didn't I let you stay here so you could buy that hot tub? Didn't I let you stay here in the man cave for two months didn't I let you stay here in the man cave for two months after your girlfriend in the man cave for two months after your girlfriend dumped you? After your girlfriend dumped you? And who paid dumped you? And who paid for that nose job, huh? And who paid for that nose job, huh? This guy.

For that nose job, huh? This guy.

Great.

This guy.

Great.

Now I have a beautiful nose great.

Now I have a beautiful nose that no one will ever see.

Now I have a beautiful nose that no one will ever see.

Their relationship that no one will ever see.

Their relationship is really complicated.

Their relationship is really complicated.

What do you want from me, is really complicated.

What do you want from me, brad? I want to be your sidekick.

What? Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, hey.

What? Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, hey.

Ray's already got a sidekick, hey, hey, whoa, whoa, hey.

Ray's already got a sidekick, me.

Ray's already got a sidekick, me.

You're just a kid, me.

You're just a kid, who's visible.

You're just a kid, who's visible.

Oh, so you're better than me who's visible.

Oh, so you're better than me just because I'm visible oh, so you're better than me just because I'm visible and you're not? Just because I'm visible and you're not? All right, guys, come on.

And you're not? All right, guys, come on.

Let's not play all right, guys, come on.

Let's not play the visibility card.

Let's not play the visibility card.

Brad, I think the visibility card.

Brad, I think it's time for you to go.

Brad, I think it's time for you to go.

Wait.

It's time for you to go.

Wait.

Think about what a grea wait.

Think about what a grea sidekick I'd be.

Think about what a grea sidekick I'd be.

I could sneak up on sidekick I'd be.

I could sneak up on bad guys, and then I could sneak up on bad guys, and then [ punches ]

Bad guys, and then [ punches ]

Ow! [ Punches ]

Ow! I'm okay.

Ow! I'm okay.

See? You never saw I'm okay.

See? You never saw that punch coming.

See? You never saw that punch coming.

Look, I already have that punch coming.

Look, I already have an excellent sidekick look, I already have an excellent sidekick and that's henry.

An excellent sidekick and that's henry.

Thank you.

And that's henry.

Thank you.

All right.

Thank you.

All right.

What if henry quits? All right.

What if henry quits? I'm never going to quit.

What if henry quits? I'm never going to quit.

He's not quitting.

I'm never going to quit.

He's not quitting.

But what if he does? He's not quitting.

But what if he does? Then what? But what if he does? Then what? All right, brad.

Then what? All right, brad.

If henry ever quits, all right, brad.

If henry ever quits, you can be my sidekick, okay? If henry ever quits, you can be my sidekick, okay? Anything else? You can be my sidekick, okay? Anything else? Yeah.

I want your shirt.

Anything else? Yeah.

I want your shirt.

You can't have my shirt.

Yeah.

I want your shirt.

You can't have my shirt.

Hey.

You can't have my shirt.

Hey.

Brad.

Hey.

Brad.

Give me my shirt back, brad.

Brad.

Give me my shirt back, brad.

Brad! Give me my shirt back, brad.

Brad! Kids, don't look at this.

Okay, seriously, though, it's not funny anymore, so, okay.

It's not funny anymore, so, okay.

Ah! Okay.

Ah! I'm not playing with you, man.

Ah! I'm not playing with you, man.

Brad.

I'm not playing with you, man.

Brad.

Brad! Brad.

Brad! You don't wear clothes anyway.

[ Grunts ]

Oh, what the what's goin on? Oh, what the what's goin on? Quit your job.

What's goin on? Quit your job.

[ Footsteps ]

Quit your job.

[ Footsteps ]

[ Bushes rustling ]

[ Footsteps ]

[ Bushes rustling ]

[ Thumps ]

Uh did you feel that earthquake, too? Henry! Whoa, what, what? Why you sleeping? Whoa, what, what? Why you sleeping? Because I was up all night, why you sleeping? Because I was up all night, and this invisible guy because I was up all night, and this invisible guy kept sneaking into my room, and this invisible guy kept sneaking into my room, and flipping my bed over, and kept sneaking into my room, and flipping my bed over, and that's the dream I kept having.

Well, will you pass ou some of these flyers for me? What are these? Some of these flyers for me? What are these? They're for a house what are these? They're for a house I'm selling with piper.

They're for a house I'm selling with piper.

I'm her real estate agent.

I'm selling with piper.

I'm her real estate agent.

[ Bell rings ]

I'm her real estate agent.

[ Bell rings ]

Isn't this [ bell rings ]

Isn't this her old, gross playhouse isn't this her old, gross playhouse that's been sitting her old, gross playhouse that's been sitting in my backyard that's been sitting in my backyard for the last five years? In my backyard for the last five years? Yeah, but I totally for the last five years? Yeah, but I totally remodeled it.

Yeah, but I totally remodeled it.

I'm telling you, remodeled it.

I'm telling you, for the right buyer, this-- I'm telling you, for the right buyer, this-- henry.

Henry, I for the right buyer, this-- henry.

Henry, I hi, miss shapen.

Henry.

Henry, I hi, miss shapen.

I need to talk to henry.

Hi, miss shapen.

I need to talk to henry.

Okay.

One two [ screaming ]

Two [ screaming ]

Henry, I need some advice.

[ Screaming ]

Henry, I need some advice.

What about? Henry, I need some advice.

What about? Well, I joined what about? Well, I joined this new online dating service, well, I joined this new online dating service, dontletmediealone.

Com.

This new online dating service, dontletmediealone.

Com.

Right, right, right.

Dontletmediealone.

Com.

Right, right, right.

None of the men right, right, right.

None of the men are contacting me.

None of the men are contacting me.

Oh.

Are contacting me.

Oh.

Well, that's very common oh.

Well, that's very common for people of well, that's very common for people of yourself.

It's just that, you know, I thought you-- [ screams ]

Ugh.

What the bucket? [ Screaming ]

What the bucket? [ Screaming ]

Ow! [ Screaming ]

Ow! Quit your job.

Ow! Quit your job.

[ Footsteps running away ]

[ Distant chatter ]

Ooh, here they come.

Now, act professional ooh, here they come.

Now, act professional and be nice.

Now, act professional and be nice.

Don't tell me what to do.

And be nice.

Don't tell me what to do.

Do you want to sell don't tell me what to do.

Do you want to sell this house and get the money do you want to sell this house and get the money to buy a yo pro camera? This house and get the money to buy a yo pro camera? Yeah, but you work for me.

To buy a yo pro camera? Yeah, but you work for me.

I don't work for you.

Yeah, but you work for me.

I don't work for you.

Do you want my help or not? I don't work for you.

Do you want my help or not? This is my playhouse.

Do you want my help or not? This is my playhouse.

This is no time to argue.

This is my playhouse.

This is no time to argue.

I'm in charge here.

This is no time to argue.

I'm in charge here.

Who do you think you are? I'm in charge here.

Who do you think you are? Well, hello.

Who do you think you are? Well, hello.

Welcome to my backyard.

Well, hello.

Welcome to my backyard.

Mommy, I love this playhouse.

Welcome to my backyard.

Mommy, I love this playhouse.

Hey, looks like mommy, I love this playhouse.

Hey, looks like your daughter's already in love.

Hey, looks like your daughter's already in love.

Yes, what kind of playhouse your daughter's already in love.

Yes, what kind of playhouse is this? Yes, what kind of playhouse is this? It's the playmaster plus is this? It's the playmaster plus dream house.

It's the playmaster plus dream house.

Yes.

It was built in '09 dream house.

Yes.

It was built in '09 out of imported mexican plastic.

Yes.

It was built in '09 out of imported mexican plastic.

Mommy, I love it so much.

Out of imported mexican plastic.

Mommy, I love it so much.

Can I have it, please? Mommy, I love it so much.

Can I have it, please? Would you consider $50? Can I have it, please? Would you consider $50? $50? Would you consider $50? $50? Let me handle this.

$50? Let me handle this.

[ Groans ]

Let me handle this.

[ Groans ]

My client feels [ groans ]

My client feels that $50 is way too low my client feels that $50 is way too low for a playhouse of this quality.

That $50 is way too low for a playhouse of this quality.

Come on.

For a playhouse of this quality.

Come on.

It's not exactly fresh and new.

Come on.

It's not exactly fresh and new.

Neither are you.

It's not exactly fresh and new.

Neither are you.

Okay, you need to learn neither are you.

Okay, you need to learn some manners.

Okay, you need to learn some manners.

That's it.

Some manners.

That's it.

Piper, don't.

That's it.

Piper, don't.

We'll take 50.

Piper, don't.

We'll take 50.

I am not buying a playhouse we'll take 50.

I am not buying a playhouse from a rude little girl I am not buying a playhouse from a rude little girl who tells me that-- from a rude little girl who tells me that-- [ screaming ]

Wait! No! Come back! You were a little aggressive.

So, I'm sound asleep in my bed and brad sneaks in to my house in my bed and brad sneaks in to my house and flips my bed over.

To my house and flips my bed over.

This game is impossible.

And flips my bed over.

This game is impossible.

I can't get all these ants this game is impossible.

I can't get all these ants in this little pair of pants.

I can't get all these ants in this little pair of pants.

I feel like in this little pair of pants.

I feel like you're not listening to me.

I feel like you're not listening to me.

Look, I know brad's you're not listening to me.

Look, I know brad's kind of obnoxious.

Look, I know brad's kind of obnoxious.

Kind of? Kind of obnoxious.

Kind of? He snuck into my school, kind of? He snuck into my school, put a bucke he snuck into my school, put a bucke on my teacher's head, put a bucke on my teacher's head, splashed water on my area, on my teacher's head, splashed water on my area, and then he spanked my teacher splashed water on my area, and then he spanked my teacher with a mop.

And then he spanked my teacher with a mop.

Yeah, that's brad.

With a mop.

Yeah, that's brad.

And every time, yeah, that's brad.

And every time, before he runs away, and every time, before he runs away, he goes, before he runs away, he goes, "quit your job.

" He goes, "quit your job.

" Hey, another an "quit your job.

" Hey, another an in the pants.

Hey, what is that? I don't know.

Looks like a steel pipe.

I don't know.

Looks like a steel pipe.

But why would it-- looks like a steel pipe.

But why would it-- brad! But why would it-- brad! What are you-- brad! What are you-- [ screams ]

What are you-- [ screams ]

Brad.

[ Screams ]

Brad.

Quit your job.

Brad.

Quit your job.

This has to stop, brad.

Quit your job.

This has to stop, brad.

Oh, why? Why? Why? This better work.

What is that? A turkey leg.

What is that? A turkey leg.

How's my eye look? A turkey leg.

How's my eye look? Put the leg back on it.

How's my eye look? Put the leg back on it.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Put the leg back on it.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Finally.

[ Doorbell rings ]

Finally.

[ Grunting ]

Finally.

[ Grunting ]

Ow.

Are your parents here? No, just come in.

So, what happened now? No, just come in.

So, what happened now? This.

So, what happened now? This.

Ah! This.

Ah! Who gave you a black eye? Ah! Who gave you a black eye? Invisible brad.

Who gave you a black eye? Invisible brad.

He punched you? Invisible brad.

He punched you? Worse.

He punched you? Worse.

I was in gym class today, worse.

I was in gym class today, and I was standing I was in gym class today, and I was standing behind mitch bilsky.

And I was standing behind mitch bilsky.

So what'd invisible brad do? Behind mitch bilsky.

So what'd invisible brad do? He pinched mitch bilsky so what'd invisible brad do? He pinched mitch bilsky on the but he pinched mitch bilsky on the but to make mitch think I did it.

On the but to make mitch think I did it.

Ooh, yeah, to make mitch think I did it.

Ooh, yeah, guys don't like that.

Ooh, yeah, guys don't like that.

No they don't.

Guys don't like that.

No they don't.

Girls don't like that either, no they don't.

Girls don't like that either, just so you know.

Girls don't like that either, just so you know.

We got to do just so you know.

We got to do something about brad.

We got to do something about brad.

Don't worry.

Something about brad.

Don't worry.

We're going to get him.

Don't worry.

We're going to get him.

I doubt it.

We're going to get him.

I doubt it.

[ Screaming ]

I doubt it.

[ Screaming ]

Quit your job.

[ Screaming ]

Quit your job.

[ Grunting ]

You have a beautiful home.

How do we b*at a guy we can't see? We fix it so we can see him.

We can't see? We fix it so we can see him.

How? We fix it so we can see him.

How? Yeah, how? How? Yeah, how? With paint.

Yeah, how? With paint.

Oh, come on, with paint.

Oh, come on, how is paint going to oh, come on, how is paint going to I don't really think how is paint going to I don't really think that paint is the answer I don't really think that paint is the answer that we're that paint is the answer that we're [ both ]

Paint.

And this is the playmaster plus dream house? Yes sir.

The playmaster plus dream house? Yes sir.

Imported mexican plastic.

Yes sir.

Imported mexican plastic.

Well, eric, imported mexican plastic.

Well, eric, what do you think? Well, eric, what do you think? I love it.

What do you think? I love it.

Yeah? I love it.

Yeah? It is a very nice playhouse.

Yeah? It is a very nice playhouse.

It's not just a play house, it is a very nice playhouse.

It's not just a play house, it's a play home.

It's not just a play house, it's a play home.

Dad, please buy it.

It's a play home.

Dad, please buy it.

You know, rabbits dad, please buy it.

You know, rabbits used to do their business you know, rabbits used to do their business in that thing.

Used to do their business in that thing.

Piper.

In that thing.

Piper.

I promise you, piper.

I promise you, I totally power-hosed I promise you, I totally power-hosed every square inch-- I totally power-hosed every square inch-- it's okay.

Every square inch-- it's okay.

How much do you want for it? It's okay.

How much do you want for it? 200? How much do you want for it? 200? Deal.

200? Deal.

Oh, wow.

Deal.

Oh, wow.

Sorry, this playhouse oh, wow.

Sorry, this playhouse isn't for sale.

Sorry, this playhouse isn't for sale.

Yeah.

Isn't for sale.

Yeah.

Wait, what? Yeah.

Wait, what? Kid, your friend already wait, what? Kid, your friend already accepted my offer of 200.

Kid, your friend already accepted my offer of 200.

It's my playhouse accepted my offer of 200.

It's my playhouse and I'm not selling it.

It's my playhouse and I'm not selling it.

You can't jus and I'm not selling it.

You can't jus change your mind you can't jus change your mind in the middle of-- change your mind in the middle of-- [ screaming ]

Wait, wait, wait! Come back! He was going to give us 200 bucks.

100 For each of us.

To give us 200 bucks.

100 For each of us.

And you sprayed him away.

100 For each of us.

And you sprayed him away.

I'm sorry.

And you sprayed him away.

I'm sorry.

It's just I'm sorry.

It's just my mom and dad gave this to me it's just my mom and dad gave this to me for my fourth birthday.

My mom and dad gave this to me for my fourth birthday.

And I guess for my fourth birthday.

And I guess I guess I'm just not ready and I guess I guess I'm just not ready to let it go yet.

I guess I'm just not ready to let it go yet.

Okay.

I understand.

To let it go yet.

Okay.

I understand.

I just wish you'd told me okay.

I understand.

I just wish you'd told me before I spent my money I just wish you'd told me before I spent my money to fix it all up.

Before I spent my money to fix it all up.

I'm really sorry.

To fix it all up.

I'm really sorry.

It's I'm really sorry.

It's hey.

It's hey.

Would it be okay hey.

Would it be okay if I just played with it would it be okay if I just played with it by myself for a little while? If I just played with it by myself for a little while? Sure.

By myself for a little while? Sure.

Have fun, kiddo.

Okay, you said 300.

Yep.

Here you go.

Get it off my lawn yep.

Here you go.

Get it off my lawn by six o'clock.

Okay, is the trip wire set? Just about.

Oh, this is going just about.

Oh, this is going to be so great.

Oh, this is going to be so great.

Invisible brad's going to be so great.

Invisible brad's going to get covered with red paint, invisible brad's going to get covered with red paint, so we'll be able to see him, to get covered with red paint, so we'll be able to see him, and then we're going so we'll be able to see him, and then we're going to kick him about 50 times and then we're going to kick him about 50 times right in his invisible-- to kick him about 50 times right in his invisible-- okay, I get it.

Right in his invisible-- okay, I get it.

[ Beeping ]

Ray? Why did you come down the tube? Why did you come down the tube? You were supposed come down the tube? You were supposed to walk out of the elevator you were supposed to walk out of the elevator with brad.

To walk out of the elevator with brad.

I with brad.

I I need to sit down.

I I need to sit down.

Are you okay? I need to sit down.

Are you okay? What's wrong? Are you okay? What's wrong? Is brad in here with us now? What's wrong? Is brad in here with us now? I wish he was.

Is brad in here with us now? I wish he was.

Well, what happened? I wish he was.

Well, what happened? Everything was going well, what happened? Everything was going according to plan.

Everything was going according to plan.

I told invisible brad according to plan.

I told invisible brad that henry qui I told invisible brad that henry qui and that he could be that henry qui and that he could be my new sidekick.

And that he could be my new sidekick.

And did he buy it? My new sidekick.

And did he buy it? Oh, he bought it.

And did he buy it? Oh, he bought it.

What does that mean? Oh, he bought it.

What does that mean? Well what does that mean? Well we were finishing well we were finishing our root beers, we were finishing our root beers, we took a selfie, our root beers, we took a selfie, I paid the check, we took a selfie, I paid the check, and then we were walking I paid the check, and then we were walking across the street together and then we were walking across the street together on our way here.

Across the street together on our way here.

And? On our way here.

And? Brad got hit by a bus.

And? Brad got hit by a bus.

I guess the driver brad got hit by a bus.

I guess the driver just didn't see him.

I wish I could see you oh, I wish I could see you again
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