- Ha! Ha! Got ya, hippo!
Right in your stuffed
chubby butt.
- Oh, you're so sweet, Max.
- Whenever I see a fat hippo,
I'll think of you.
Let's seal this moment
with a selfie.
- [cellphone camera clicks]
- Oh, our eyes came
out all red.
We totally look evil.
- I know.
It's a keeper!
- [huge whoosh of air]
- Sorry, everyone.
Must have been some extra
wind in the tubes.
In the biz, that's called
a "tube fart."
You know what?
sploagies on the house!
- [menu buttons beeping]
- [sploagies thudding]
- Free food!
- Oh, no, Max, the bracelet
you gave me fell off.
Uh, maybe it's underneath
the table.
- Yeah.
- Oh, do you see it?
Achoo! Achoo!
- [groans]
- Sorry. I'm allergic
to fur.
- Hope it's not
my mustache.
I forgot to shave.
- [table thuds]
- Oopsa-doopsie.
Tatiana not see so good with
inside sunglasses.
- Keep it moving, furball.
My girl is allergic to
your weird hat.
- Sorry, Tatiana not mean to
spoil big-time American date.
- I feel so bad about
the bracelet.
- Hey, don't
worry about it.
We'll check by
the Fun Claw--
right after I finish
this sploagie.
- I guess we shouldn't let
anything ruin our--
Ahhh!
- What? Do I have
something on my face?
- You've just got...
a little...
Ahhh!
- I'm blue. Ahhhhh!
Ahhhhhh!
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- Hey, did you guys
all receive--
- A text from Max saying
there was a family emergency?
We all got one.
- Awww, his text says
that he's blue.
My baby must have
had a bad date.
Everyone be nice to him.
- [footsteps pounding]
- ALL: [laughing]
- It's not funny!
Stop laughing!
You're probably wondering why
I gathered you all here.
- So we could take pictures?
- [cellphone cameras clicking]
- No pictures!
You're here become
someone in this room
slipped me a Bolivian
blue bean.
It turns your skin blue
for hours.
- So you're gonna look like
Little Boy Blue all day?
- ALL: [laughing]
- Silence!
I was keeping these beans in
my lair to turn Phoebe--
It's not important
why I had them.
Nobody leaves until
I find out who did this.
- Come on, Max.
You're not gonna turn
this tiny little prank
into some big
investigation, are you?
- Big? No.
Huge? Yes!
- [whiteboard rattling]
- Each of you had
a reason to turn me
into this oddly-handsome
blue devil.
- Impressive work and may I say
I'm honored to be a suspect.
- This pathetic rabbit
here reminds me
who my first suspect is--
Thunderman!
- ALL: [gasping]
- He has a history
of getting payback
against the villains
who wronged him.
- Not to brag,
but yes I am amazing at it.
[laughing]
- And slipping a blue bean
into my sploagie
would be the perfect payback
for what I did to you.
- Oh, sploagie,
I told everyone
I'd never see you again,
but you are sloppy
Heaven-on-a-roll.
- [sauce splooshing]
- Mom, Dad's eating
another sploagie!
- I'd better
take this to go.
Thunderman, away!
- [loud thud]
- Ah!
- [loud thud]
- [groans]
- I reinforced the ceiling
with thundertanium as a prank.
Also, Mom's not home.
- Hank, you asked me to help
you quit sploagies
'cause they were stainin'
all your shirts.
- Well, you're not doin'
a very good job, Barb.
- How are you even
getting sploagies?
I gave Splatburger a picture
of you that said,
"Do not feed this man."
- Hey, Mom, this
is my investigation
and the next suspect
is you!
- [dramatic music]
- Okay, where is that sound
even coming from?
- It's an app.
Now, Mom, you know you've
been out to get me ever since...
"The Incident."
Mom, Maddy. Maddy, Mom.
- Hey.
- Oh, I love your bracelet,
Mrs. Thunderman.
It's so vintage.
- Oh, thanks, it was
my great-grandmother's.
- Go ahead, try it on.
- It looks beautiful
on you.
- Which is why we want
you to have it.
- For real?
- For real?
- Yeah, it's a gift
from us.
- What are you doing, Max?
- I like this girl.
Come on, don't be "that" mom.
- Don't be "that" mom?
You know very well
I am "that" mom.
Now I want you to get
that bracelet--
- Okay, Maddy,
we've gotta go.
Bye, Mom.
- Thanks, Mrs. Thunderman.
- You're welcome--
girl I don't even know!
- [door slams]
So, for that, Mom--
if that is your real name.
- So, I'm not happy you gave
my great-grandmother's bracelet
to a girl you met at
a phone accessory kiosk.
But your father and I
didn't turn you blue.
- You're right,
you two are too lame
to commit such
a fiendish crime.
[powers zapping]
But you know who isn't?
Wait for it.
Phone's stuck in my pocket.
Nora!
- [dramatic music]
- You mean l'il old me?
- Can the cute, sweetheart.
You know why you
were out to get me.
- Hey, Dr. Colosso,
have you seen
my new yellow bow?
- Yes, next to that bucket.
- But this is brown.
- That's because Max used it
to clean my cage.
I made some serious boomsie.
- Ahhhhhhhh!
Oh, yeah, I forgot
about that.
Ahhhhhhhh!
[powers zapping]
- Ow!
That hurts!
But what hurts even more...
is that my own brother
could have done this to me--
Billy!
- [horn a-ooga'ing]
- I'm done with these
stupid sound effects.
- Do you have to be
so dramatic?
- I'm the one who looks like
a teenaged Cookie
Monster, so, yes!
[chomping]
- Why would I do
this to you?
- Revenge!
- The tunnel to Candytown!
Max, you were right!
It does exist!
Candy!
- [loud thud]
[loud thud]
- I tried that tunnel
three more times.
- Max, all you've
proven here
is that you're
a serious jerk.
And we don't need a board full
of yarn to tell us that.
- Says the girl who has
the greatest reason
of all to turn me blue.
- That's it? Where's
my dramatic flair?
- I wasn't done yet.
Dramatic flair!
- Oh, ha, ha. Thanks.
- You know you wanted
to get me back
ever since our fight
earlier.
- Yes! Ha! Ha!
♪ I'm here first ♪
- Hey, you two know
you're not allowed
in here at the same time.
I'm tired of
your food fights.
Splatburger
is a classy joint.
This place used to
be a shoe store.
- Come on, Max, I'm meeting
all of my friends here.
Just leave.
- Yeah, right.
I'm here with Maddy.
You need to get gone.
- Fine. There's only
one way to settle this.
- BOTH: Rock, paper,
scissors...
- Telekinesis.
- [gasping]
- [loud thud]
- Hey, Sherlock,
here's a mystery.
If I wasn't allowed
in Splatburger,
how could I have
turned you blue?
- Obviously, you...
you know what you did!
- Whadda you got in here?
- Colosso, get out
of my bag!
- MAX: I'll take that.
[powers zapping]
- How'd that get in there?
- You were the weird
Russian girl at Splatburger,
weren't you, Tatiana?
- Oopsa-doopsie.
- Okay, I admit I was
at Splatburger
but I didn't
turn Max blue.
- Stop stuffing your guilty
mouth with jellybeans
and admit what you did.
- Yeah, dressing up in silly
outfits is far from normal.
I say, burn the witch!
- Okay, the only reason
I was wearing a disguise
was so that
the manager, J.J.,
wouldn't see me and Max
there at the same time.
Also, I look awesome
in furry hats.
- Why should
I believe you?
- Um, I have a reason.
- A big blue reason.
- W-Why's everyone
staring at me?
I'm blue? I'm blue!
Ha, told you
I didn't do it.
Who looks like
an idiot now?
- You don't really want
us to answer that.
- The criminal must have
taken another blue bean
from my jar and slipped
it into your jellybeans.
- Whoever's doing this
better knock it off.
It was funny
when it was Max.
But not our Phoebe.
[whimpering]
- All right, it's obvious
the criminal
is either Billy or Nora.
- They're also witches!
- Or Colosso.
- Okay, we should get
the jar of blue beans
and see if there are
any fingerprints on it.
- In the future, whisper
your ideas to me
and I'll say them
out loud.
We are going to
get the jar
and see if there are
fingerprints on it.
- How do you get
fingerprints off of a jar?
- I think we need
to question Billy.
- Billy, we need
to question you.
- Do we really need this light
in my face, Avatar?
- Yes, 'cause that's what
they do on TV.
- I didn't turn you
guys blue, I swear.
- Now you're swearing?
Tsk, you used to be such
a sweet little boy, Billy.
- I only had your jar
because I needed
a new home for
my spider, Prudence.
- Then where is this
imaginary spider?
- I moved her--
into your retainer case.
I'll show you.
[zooming]
[zooming]
See?
She laid egg sacs
on your retainer.
See? See?
- It's your retainer
now, Billy.
- That's it--the wind
that blew the napkin
at Splatburger
wasn't a tube fart.
It was a Billy fart!
- PHOEBE: [gasps]
- Okay, I was there.
And farting is part of
super speed travel.
But I didn't put that
bean in your food.
I...just went to play
the Fun Claw.
- I was having fun,
too, Billy,
'til you ruined my big-time
American date.
Look how much fun
me and Maddy were having.
- Wait, Max, look at that.
- What? My hair
or my dimples?
I was so cute a couple
of hours ago.
- No, look in
the background.
- [gasps] Nora's bow!
She was at
Splatburger, too!
- We're outside.
Why are you shining
a light on me?
- We're askin' the questions
here, short stack.
- Yeah, explain the bow
in this picture.
- I've never seen
that bow in my life.
- You're wearing it
right now.
Spill it, Nora!
- Speaking of spills,
what's this?
That's sploagie sauce
from Splatburger!
- Fine!
I was at Splatburger.
But I wasn't there to get
revenge on Max.
I...wanted to play
the Fun Claw
and win it all
for Baby Lulu.
- You wanted to win
a doll for a doll?
Do we look stupid?
Gotta stop asking that.
- Your story doesn't
make sense, Nora.
- Either does your face.
- So, we've gathered you
all back here again
because we finally figured out
who the criminal is.
- Mom, Dad...
Please tell us which one
of them did it!
- Billy, Nora, is it true that
one of you is Bluey the Kid?
[laughing] That's what
we're calling the criminal.
- We also came up with
The Great Bluedini.
[laughing]
We had a lot of fun.
- Are we done here
or are you two
gonna keep accusing us
until you're blue in the face?
- Nailed it!
- [palm slap]
- I think Phoebe did it.
Then she turned herself blue to
throw you off her trail.
♪ Dun Dun Dah ♪
- That's ridiculous.
If anyone's a suspect,
it's the former supervillain
who poops in
Max's pillowcase.
- I'm sorry.
Would you like to
build me an elevator
that goes to the toilet?
- Colosso's right, Phoebe.
Ever since you've
turned blue,
you've been sneakin' around
whispering things in my ear.
- You asked me to do that!
You know, I'm done
helping you.
- Yeah, that's right,
disappear like
the Great Bluedini.
- Oh, our name
is catchin' on, honey.
- WOMAN ANNOUNCING:
Alert! Alert!
Maddy approaching.
- Maddy?
I guess I'm irresistible
even as a angry Smurf.
- COLOSSO: I can't wait.
I'm gonna finally get
to meet her.
- [doorbell rings]
- From under this hat.
- [motor humming]
- [lamp clicks]
- Hi, Mrs. Thunderman.
I am so sorry, but I somehow
lost the bracelet you gave me.
- Oh, don't worry
about it, Maddy.
It's...just jewelry.
- And Max--Oh!
You're still blue.
Sorry for running
out on you.
- Listen, don't worry.
This whole blue thing
only lasts a day.
And it's not contagious.
- Then how do you
explain her?
- And now a cheerleader
from school saw me.
- Achoo! Achoo!
Oh, no, maybe I'm allergic
to you, Max.
Achoo!
- No, no, no, it's not me.
It's my sister's
stupid hat again.
That's what's making you
sneeze like a wet cat.
- [door slams]
- [sighs] sh**t.
- That's it! Phoebe's hat!
I know who
the criminal is.
And it's one of you four!
- ALL: [gasping]
- [powers zapping]
- [thunder crashing]
- Sorry--sometimes I thunder
clap when I get startled.
- Don't apologize.
It added to the moment.
- ♪
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Sorry, Thundermans,
we're closed.
Ugh! Besides, shouldn't you
two be at a hospital?
- [blowing frosty air]
Oopsa-doopsie.
- Now, I brought you all back
to the scene of the crime
to reveal which one of you
is Bluey the Kid.
- Yes!
- BOTH: [palm slap]
- First, there's Billy.
It was just after
he ran in
that Maddy noticed
her bracelet was missing.
Coincidence?
Or was he sent here
to steal it back...
for Mom?
Sorry.
For Mom?
- Oh!
All right, you caught me.
But this belonged to
my great-grandma.
You had no right
to give it to Maddy.
- Exactly!
So, when you told Maddy
it was "just jewelry,"
I knew something
was up your sleeve.
Just didn't know
which one.
- Well, what about Nora?
We know she was here, too.
- Yes, Nora.
So cute.
So guilty...
of coming to Splatburger
to get sploagies for Dad!
- ALL: [gasping]
- Of course!
The sauce on Nora's stroller
matches the stain
on Dad's shirt.
- That's because Nora's
been carrying
more than Baby Lulu
in this thing.
Dramatic blanket yank!
- ALL: [gasping]
- They're on to us, Dad.
Make a run for it!
- It's okay, Nora.
Everyone knows
I've been using
my little girl
to smuggle take-out.
- And I used Billy
to steal jewelry.
We're bad parents.
- True, but we're great
at naming things.
- We are.
- Now, let's talk
about Phoebe.
I thought she was too
goody-goody to pull this off.
Also, too annoying,
too boring--
- Okay, hurry up.
- It was both
here and at home
Maddy has sneezing fits
from being allergic
to Phoebe's fur hat.
- But it's made
of fake fur.
- I already knew
that, Blues Clues.
At home, I saw
the fake fur label
and realized it was
something else
that was making
Maddy sneeze.
- Booger fairies!
- No.
It was the person
who turned me blue.
And they're hiding
in the one place
no one would notice
a furry criminal.
The Fun Claw!
- ALL: [gasping]
Dr. Colosso?
- Oh, hi, guys.
You eat here, too?
- Dr. Colosso, you've
been caught red-handed.
Footed! Pawed! Whatever you
walked on, you're guilty.
- You can't prove it.
- Oh, but he can.
You can prove it,
right, Max?
- Yes.
With the help of
a dramatic flashback.
There I was, with Maddy,
being charming, as always.
- You're so sweet, Max.
- Whenever I see a fat hippo,
I'll think of you.
Let's seal this moment
with a selfie.
As we snapped our selfie,
Nora, the sploagie
smuggler, entered.
- [cellphone camera clicks]
- But that wasn't the only
thing she was smuggling.
Nora didn't know it,
but Dr. Colosso hitched
a free ride in her stroller.
Once inside, Colosso
need a distraction.
Lucky for him, Billy
spinned the town.
- BILLY:
[zooming]
- J.J.: Sploagies
on the house.
- [menu buttons beeping]
- [sploagies thudding]
- Free food!
- Oh, no, Max, the bracelet
you gave me fell off.
Uh, maybe it's underneath
the table.
- MAX: We went under the table
to look for the bracelet.
- MADDY: Achoo! Achoo!
- MAX: That's when
Colosso appeared.
- [laughing]
- MAX: It was his
fur that caused
Maddy's snot-filled
sneezing att*ck.
- Achoo! Sorry.
I'm allergic to fur.
- MAX: Colosso then
seized the moment
to plant a blue bean
in my sploagie.
Then Phoebe's
Russian alter-ego
provided the perfect
opportunity...
- Oopsa-doopsie.
- MAX: For Colosso
to escape.
And like that...poof...
he was gone.
- And I woulda gotten
away with it, too,
if it wasn't for
your girlfriend--
little Miss Mucous.
The only piece
of the puzzle
is why would you do
this, Dr. Colosso?
- Fine! I'll tell you.
For two weeks, you've been
yappin' about this Maddy girl.
Maddy this. Maddy that.
Maddy. Maddy. Maddy. Maddy.
- You did all this
just to get rid of her?
- I didn't wanna lose
my best friend.
My only crime
is loving you.
That, plus,
all my actual crimes.
- Hey, we'll always be buds,
no matter who
I go out with.
- [music surging dramatically]
- Max has bigger issues
than being blue.
- Hey, if this is all about
your creepy love triangle,
uh, why'd you turn
me blue, Colosso?
- Oh, that was me.
[laughing]
I thought it'd be hilarious
and I was right.
- Oh, ho, ho, really?
- Yeah.
- [powers zapping]
- [yelping]
- [objects clattering]
- Now that was hilarious.
Now who wants to play
with Fun Claw and grab Colosso?
- HANK: [laughing]
- COLOSSO: Wait! No!
No, no, no, no, no.
Don't do that.
That's a bad idea
because I just got
my cape cleaned!
- ♪
02x07 - Blue Detective
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.