02x15 - Doubles Trouble

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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
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02x15 - Doubles Trouble

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- Stop! Clean up your dishes.

- Uh, those aren't mine.

- Max.

- Oh, can't you do it?

You're so good at dishes.

- And soon you will be, too--

'cause now you're
doing all of them.

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Alert! Alert!

Son of Evil Man approaching.
- [doorbell ringing]

- PHOEBE: Got it! Got it!
Got it! Got it! Got it!

- Phoebe's hangin' out
with Evil Man's son

and I'm doin' dishes.

Am I in Crazytown?
- No, you're in Dishville--

which is right next to
Get-to-scrubbin'-berg.

- [powers zapping]

- Hi, Link.
- Hi, Phoebe.

- Oh, I am so excited
to go ice skating.

I'm no pro, but I hear
the secret is leg warmers.

A-boh!
[laughing]

- Listen, I'm really sorry,
but I can't go ice skating.

- Yeah, not with all
that exposed leg.

You are begging for an ice rash.

- Actually, my dad's making
me play tennis

at the country club--again.
- [groaning]

- That's why I'm dressed
like a cabana boy.

- I don't get it--your dad
is a retired supervillain.

Why is Evil Man part of
a country club?

- He thinks the family
hobnobbing with the rich

is good for his mattress store.

- Rich people
and their hobnobbing!

- LINK: [laughing]

- Oh, Link, you're blinding
me with all the white--

the shirt, the shorts,

the coconut popsicles
you call legs.

Ah, much better.

No, it's not.

- [power door opening]

- Phoebe, I'm really sorry.
- Oh, it's okay.

We can cover those babies right
up with some leg warmers.

- Not my legs--the fact
that we can never hang out.

- I know. We go to
different schools.

We live in different towns.

You're in a country
club, I'm not.

- Wait. Maybe you could be.

The club is having a doubles
tennis tournament

and the winners get a free
one-year membership.

- That's perfect.

Then we could hang
out all the time.

Luckily tennis is my jam.

Well, tennis and leg warmers.
A-boh!

- Well, great,
the tournament's tomorrow.

Oh, but before I go...
[clapping hands]

a little payback.

[arm creaking]

MAX: Ow! Stretchy wedgie!

- ♪

♪ What you see ♪

♪ Is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in ♪

♪ Bet you never guessed ♪

♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture
perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't
make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

- So, that's the plan.

Link and I win the tournament
and I'm in the club.

- Great plan.

Only one, uh,
itsy-bitsy problem.

You stink at tennis.

- Yeah, but you don't.

You won the Metroberg
Junior Open three times--

Max Thunderslam.

- No one's called me
that in years.

- That's because you erased all
evidence of that old life.

Except this!
- [gasping]

- Let me see! Let me see!

Hey, Max, you have
another sister?

- PHOEBE: [laughing]
- That's me.

Phoebe, nobody can
see that picture.

- I promise I'll delete it--

if you help me and Link win.

- Okay, fine.

Besides, I hate those
fancy-pants country clubs.

They literally make you
wear fancy pants.

But how do you wanna cheat?

- Well, okay, I am not cheating.

I just need a few pointers.
I've already been practising.

- How's that going?

Whoa!

- Oooh.

- So let's talk cheating.

- Aw, is our little man starting
another one of his businesses?

- Uncle Billy's Lemonade.

It's way better than
my other ideas.

- Hey, if we lived
in Australia,

Uncle Billy's Kangaroo Walking
woulda been huge.

- And I still have one of Uncle
Billy's toothbrushes.

- You mean Uncle Billy's Used
Toothbrushes.

- Used?
[gagging]

I'm just gonna...
I'll be right back.

- Hey, Billy, the kid
down the street

has a lemonade stand, too.

- And you bought some?

- Yeah. When you buy a glass,
his dog does a flip for you.

- But I am selling lemonade.

- Are you, Billy?
Are you really?

If you want to compete,

you're gonna need
a hairy beast of your own.

Luckily we have one.

- Dad?
- No, Colosso.

- Great idea.

For that, you get a free
used toothbrush.

- You still have these?

- I found that one in one
of my sewer adventures.

- ♪

- So, wait, every day,
your country club

has a giant tea party?

- Yeah, it's called "High Tea."

- Uh, no, it's called
"Princess Camp,"

and I'm down!

- To Princess Camp!
- Aha!

- Ah, I can't wait for us
to win the Lacroix Cup.

Then we can hang out every day.

- You mean hobnob.

That's right--I speak
country club.

- This place is a lot more
fun with you around.

- Phoebe. Link.

Sandwiches.

- Thanks for coming
to support, Max.

- Just so you know--there is
a dress code at the club.

- Hm, what's their stance
on wedgies?

- [powers zapping]
- LINK: [gasping]

[high-pitched voice]
They're gonna like it like I am.

- [powers zapping]

- I'm just gonna go walk
this off before our match.

- Charming, as always.

Do you remember the plan?

- Of course I do, because it
was my plan, Phoebe.

Now let's get this over with.

I can feel my pants getting
fancier by the second.

[sighing]
- Cool towel?

- Back off, Alfred.

I'm not buying one of
your snooty towels.

- It's complementary.

That means it's free.

- Then I'll take them all!
[laughing]

Just give 'em.

- Well, you want me to pretend
to be a robotic talking bunny

just so kids'll buy
your lemonade?

- That's it.
- Yep.

- Let's do it!

And I've got a routine
I've been dying to try.

Close your eyes.

- [hammering, drill whirring]
- Ooh, hammering the thing.

Adding this now.

And my nails.
- [drill whirring]

- And open 'em.

Ta-da!

- Whoa!

What is he?

- I'm The Great Colosso,

Fortune teller extraordinaire!

Billy, I'm sensing...

you're gonna sell
a buttload of lemonade.

- Awesome.

But what if mom and dad
catch you talking to non-supes?

- I'm sensing...

that's your problem.

- Billy, you spread the word

and I'll distract
mom and dad.

- Lawnmower?

How could a game called
"Lawnmower" be fun?

- [lawnmower chugging]
- Oh!

We're mowin'.

Oh, okay, so you're just
cuttin' the grass.

Stay in the lines.

- Ooh watch out for
that soccer ball!

- Stop backseat mowing, Barb.

- [heavy thud]
- BILLY: [gasping]

- Don't worry.
They can't hear you.

The game has them now.

- [lawnmower chugging]

- I'm fine, by the way.
Thanks for asking.

- Who has a yard shaped
like a unicorn?

- You're mowing the roses!
You're mowing the roses!

- Ah! Ha! Ha!

- [powers zapping]

[powers zapping]

- SPECTATORS: [applauding]

- Wow, tennis really
is your jam.

- It's all in his wrist,
er, the wrist.

- [powers zapping]

- You! Have good form,
young man.

- No, it's not what you think.

- Don't be modest--
it's not often a non-member

knows how to boss around
the staff as well as I do.

Raspberry iced tea!

Theodore Lacroix.
- Max Thunderman.

- Wait, Lacroix as
in the Lacroix Cup?

- That's right.

It's also the name of
the president of this club.

Clear these plates!

- Whoa.

I am not in Dishville anymore.

- [laughing]
I don't know where Dishville is.

But, here, people wait
on you hand and foot--

which is how it should be.
Don't you agree?

Silly straw!

- It is how it should be.
- Mm-hm.

- Denver Omelette!
- Nice!

- Steel drum player!
- [steel drum music]

- Yeah!
- [steel drum continues]

- Max? Max?

Pay attention.
- Sorry.

- [music stops]

- Raspberry iced tea!

- Match!
- SPECTATORS: [applauding]

- Mr. Evilman
and Miss Thunderman,

you advance to the finals.

- BOTH: Mwah!

- [sighing]

- Well, I see mattress boy has
teamed up with quite a pro.

- Looks like I might have to

take the cover off
my racquet today.

- Oh, I didn't know
you were playing.

- Of course.

It's a shame I didn't
meet you sooner, Max.

You're club material--

unlike the loser
I'm playing with.

- [snoring]
- Wake up, Senator!

- Good luck out there,
Mr. Lacroix.

- Thank you, Max.
Sports drink!

- You know what this
celebration needs?

Pecan sandies.
Be right back.

- What a waste of evil DNA.

- What is going on, Max?
I nearly lost out there.

I brought you here to cheat,
not start a steel drum band.

- I was talking to
the club president--this guy.

Lacroix, he's so cool.

- Hey, why are you even
bothering making friends?

You're only here
for the day.

- LACROIX: [grunt of effort]

- Or am I?

- Max, what...what
are you doing?

- LACROIX: [grunt of effort]
- SENATOR: [grunting]

- Man down! My man is down!

- I can sub for him.

- Max! Good show!

- Excuse me, Thunderslam,

you're supposed to help me
win the free membership.

- Sorry, Phoebe, but it turns
out I love country club life.

And one day of it
is not enough.

- Wait, the Senator is okay.

- [powers zapping]
- SENATOR: [groaning]

- Never mind.

- That membership is mine.

Trampin' steel drum music!

- [steel drum music]

- LACROIX: [grunt of effort]

- JUDGE: Match.
- SPECTATORS: [applauding]

- Mr. Lacroix
and Mr. Thunderman,

you advance to the finals.

- BOTH: Yeah!
- [chests thud]

- Buh-bye.
- Bye.

- Why are you doing
this to me?

You know I wanna spend
more time with Link.

I thought you hated
country club people.

- I did.

- Mr. Lacroix sent
over a complementary

tennis elbow massage.
- But now I don't.

I thought I was gonna
have to take over the world

to live like a king.

It turns out I just had
to join this country club.

- Jasmine Mint
or Coconut Lavender?

- Both.
[clicking tongue]

- All right, well,
the joke is on you

because after you
double-crossed me,

I posted that tennis pic of
you all over the internet.

- Max, I can't believe this
picture of you going around.

Lookin' smart, Thunderslam.

- Thanks, Mr. Lacroix.

- Cool mist!

Yes! Yes...

- All right, fine, live
it up while you can,

Tennis the Menace,
'cause I just came up with

the most diabolical plan that
is gonna make you beg for mercy.

- You don't have
a plan, do you?

- I do not, but I will
see you in court.

- You mean on the court.

- You're not better than me.
- I am at tennis.

- Stop engaging me!

- She's having a bad day.

- ♪

- Greetings!
I've been expecting you.

I'm sensing...

a birthday in the near
or distant future.

So sayeth The Great Colosso!

- He's right.
This is amazing.

- The lemonade?
- No, the robot bunny.

Who cares about the lemonade?

- Uncle Billy's Lemonade
is an epic fail.

- Are you kidding?
Look at all these kids.

And mom and dad
don't have a clue.

- Go! Go! Go! Go!
- The grass is too high.

- Use the turbo blade.
- I can.

- Win the game!

- See?

- All I wanted was for one
of my ideas to make money.

- Your idea is making money.

And I've got a wad
of cash that says so.

Listen...

[speaking as money]
Your idea's makin' money.

- My idea was the lemonade,
not fortune telling.

This is all you and Colosso.

- But we're making bunny money.

[speaking as money]
Bunny money!

- ♪

- You were right.

I dropped the Lacroix name
and the pro shop set me up.

And so did the restaurant.

Steak on a stick!

- You're not done yet.

When we win, you are
gonna need this.

- A club jacket?

- Huh?
- Whoa, it has my name on it.

- This jacket comes
with great power, Max.

Observe...
- [jacket flapping]

- Whoop. [laughing]
See?

- I promise to wield
the power responsibly.

- Why? It's not like
the rest of us do.

Oh! Oh!

Oh...
follow the jacket.

This never gets old.
- [laughing]

- Almost there, almost there.

No.

- The grass just
keeps growing.

- I need it back, Hank.

- That's fine. I got this.
- I need it back!

- [expl*si*n]
- [buzzing]

- No-o-o-o-o-o!

- [game snaps]

- I'm so sorry, Barb.

- Oh, no, it's probably
for the best.

We haven't seen
the kids all day.

- Oh, my gosh, that's right.
We have kids!

- Aw, look at our little man's
lemonade business.

It's a success.
- Oh, hey, guys.

- Where's Billy?

Oh, don't tell me
he's a fortune teller.

- Okay, I won't tell you.

- Hey, why don't you come back
when the line's not so long.

- You can go in front of me.
This is my fifth time.

- Oh, aren't you sweet.
- Isn't she?

You'd better sleep
with one eye open.

- Who calls upon
The Great Coloss--ahhhh!

- Okay, everyone,
the robot bunny's broken.

Run for your life!

- Nora, what were you thinking?

People can't know we have
a talking bunny.

- I was just trying to help
the lemonade stand make money--

to share with you guys.

- Well, how much
are we talkin'?

- Hank! She's trying
to bribe you.

You can't buy yourself out
of this, young lady.

- Wait!
[zooming]

I'm the young lady
you're mad at.

- I'm sorry, what?

- Don't be mad at Nora.
This is all my idea.

- BARB & HANK:
Really?

- NORA: Really?
- BILLY: Really.

- Well, Uncle Billy,
you're gonna have plenty of time

to come up with new ideas
while you're grounded.

- [cell phone beeping]
- Oh.

[gasping]

"Lawnmower II: Blades of Fury"!

- We have something
to do right now,

but when we get back...

this better be cleaned up!

- HANK: Oh!

- I don't get it.
Why'd you take the blame?

- I finally came up with
a money-making idea.

Uncle Billy's
"Blame It On Billy."

I take the blame
and your money.

Five dollars, please?

- Are you kidding me?

I'm gonna give you ten!

I broke mom's favorite
vase yesterday.

- No, no, Nora,
Uncle Billy

broke mom's favorite
vase yesterday.

- ♪

- [powers zapping]

- SENATOR: [groaning]

- Senator down!

- ♪

- [powers zapping]

- [racquet clattering]

- ♪

- [powers zapping]

- [heavy thud]

- ♪

- [blowing cold air]
- [ice crackling]

- Whoa!
- [heavy thud]

- ♪

- [powers zapping]
- [heavy thud]

- LINK: Time out.

Phoebe, are you using
your powers?

- Pffft. Just my power serve.

Okay, maybe I'm using
my powers a little.

But Max is doing it, too.

I know.
He just pants'd me.

- Look, I'm sorry.

Like the truth is I am
horrible at tennis.

I just wanted to win so I could
join the country club.

- Well, I wanna hang out
with you more, too,

but you shouldn't have
to cheat to do it.

- Oh, I know. This was wrong.

You know what? Can we just
finish the game the right way?

- I'd like that.

They do have match point,
but...who knows?

- Hey, I don't need
superpowers to win.

Time in.

Good always defeats evil.
- Nothing can stop us.

- PHOEBE: Hey. Hey.
- BOTH: [laughing]

- Ooh! Ooh!
- [heavy thud]

- Except Thunderslam.

- The winners of
the Lacroix Cup--

Mr. Lacroix
and Mr. Thunderman.

- SPECTATORS: [applauding]

- BOTH: Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
Yea-a-a-a-h!

- Yes! I'm a member!
The world is mine!

- Congratulations.
- [laughing]

- Congratulations, gentlemen.
On behalf of all of us...

- Give me that!

[laughing]

Bow to me, country club
employees.

Bow to your new member.

Drummer boy,
celebration music!

- [steel drum music]

- [gurgling, sputtering]

Ahhhh!

- [music stops]

- You are acting in an
incredibly ugly manner--

quite frankly, not befitting
a member of our club.

- Like you can do
anything about it.

Now how about a victory lap?

Ah, ride, preppy!

- I most certainly will not!

- Uh-huh, you will.

I'm Max Thunderman, best friend
of president Lacroix.

- That's impossible.
I'm president Lacroix.

- Oh...

Then, uh, who's that guy?

- Ooh, game, set,
match, Lacroix.

- That's my brother.
He's president--

of sleeping on my couch.

Two weeks has
lasted two years!

- I'm tryin' to figure
things out!

- Security, get him
out of here.

- Yeah, you're right.

We can't have people eatin'
out of the garbage

at our country club.

- I meant you.

And take his jacket.
- Ah, no, no!

Not my jacket!
[yelping]

No! No!

- ♪

- Goin' out with Link
again, huh?

Is he still mad at me?

- Why don't you ask
him yourself?

- [arm creaking]

- Now he's over it.

- Max, I told you not to
leave your dishes out.

- BILLY: [zooming]

Max didn't do it,
Uncle Billy did.

- Billy, what's gotten
into you lately?

No TV again tonight.

- A pleasure doing
business with you.

- Stick with me, Uncle Billy.
I'll make you a very rich man.

- ♪
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