- So, since you've
been a bunny,
is it weird going to the
bathroom in front of people?
- I don't go in front
of people!
Oh, wait...
yes, I do.
Later!
- All right, here we go--
two chocolate milks.
- Oh, I thought you were
gonna make us milkshakes.
- I'm not done yet.
[blowing frosty air]
- I love having friends
with superpowers!
- Yes, sir, we'll be there.
No, four below-average
students in a nameless band
would never let you down.
I just booked a gig
for Friday night.
And I think I'll celebrate
with a milkshake.
[powers zapping]
- Hey!
- Oh, that's okay.
He can keep it.
- Whoa!
- [heavy thud]
- Joke's on you 'cause...
I'm gonna drink my shirt.
- You guys play the best
superhero games.
- Yay!
- CHERRY & PHOEBE: [gasp]
- Oh, I miss your cute little
bubble power, Chloe.
- Oh, ever since teleporting
became her new power,
it's all she does.
It's k*lling my parents.
- BARB: Oh!
Found her!
- [laughing]
Chloe.
You have to stop teleporting
all over the house.
- I know it's fun
for you, sweetie,
but your Dad and I have trouble
keeping up with you.
Well, I can, but he can't.
- Daddy's slow.
- You...you know what might
keep her from teleporting...
- PHOEBE: Oh.
- Airplane ride!
- All right.
Once more around the world,
but that is it.
Thunderman...
feelin' his age!
[grunting]
- CHLOE: Whoa!
- Guess I have to go back
to my boring house--
where nobody has powers.
- Come on, your house
is fun, too.
I mean, you've got--
Hey, look, magic door!
Wooo!
- So fun!
- You know, sweetie,
if you keep on showing off
your superpowers to Cherry,
she might be tempted to
take advantage of you.
- Come on, Mom.
Cherry's not like that.
- Hi. Sorry, um...
the sun made
my bike seat hot.
Could you cool it off
with your cold spit?
- It's freeze breath.
- I have so much to learn!
- Last one. I promise.
- HANK: Barb!
- Where's Chloe?
- I put her down to get us
some churros in Mexico
and she teleported.
What do we do?
- CHLOE:
[giggling]
' Cause Daddy's slow.
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- Phoebe! The best thing ever
happened to me this morning.
- Your brother forgave you
for accidentally
flushing his goldfish?
- Shhhh!
I don't talk about
your family secret.
You shouldn't
talk about mine.
- I'm sorry.
I just can't stop thinking
about that poor fish.
"Cherry! Why?"
[glugging]
[glugs]
So, what happened
this morning?
- Well, my mom made
me an appointment
to take my driver's
test this Friday.
Then I'll get to drive
my parents' car.
OMG! Cherry, you're
gonna be driving!
- OMG, Cherry.
Drive far away and take
my sister with you!
- Wait a minute--I thought your
parents weren't gonna
let you take the driver's
test until you passed PE.
- Yeah, but all I have to do
is hit the target in archery.
- But you're horrible
at archery.
They call you--
The Girl Who's Horrible
At Archery.
- But I have a super friend
who can help me with that.
[quietly]
That's you, Phoebe,
'cause you've got powers.
- Right. You love my powers.
- Hey, five seconds of dumber.
Read the sign out front.
"No skateboards, carts,
or snow sleds."
- [German accent]
That isn't toboggan.
- You are why I voted against
the foreign exchange program.
Thunderman.
- Bradford.
Guys, I thought we were loading
all of our equipment
in Wolfgang's car.
- Yeah, about that.
- His car's in Germany.
- Vroom! Vroom!
Deutschland!
- Guys, we needed that car to
get to our gig on Friday.
- This band's a mess!
We don't speak
the same language,
we don't have a car,
and we had to settle
for Gideon.
- What?
- Guys, guys,
no one is more upset
about Gideon than I am.
I might know where
we can get a new car.
- Oh, no, I've gotta
get across campus.
Uh, do you think
that you could
turn the clock back so
the bell doesn't ring yet?
- Okay, look,
I'm starting to think
we should be a little
bit more careful
about how I use my powers.
- Someone need
a clock turned back?
[powers zapping]
- Thank you, Max.
You're the best.
- Easy peasy.
So, I hear you'll be getting
a car this Friday.
Just to confirm--that car
is in this country, right?
- Oh, Barb, Chloe
is wearing me out.
- I know--between the
teleporting and the crying,
I can't take it anymore.
- I only cry because
I'm tired.
- Morning.
- Good morning.
- Morning.
- [objects rattling]
- Who wants orange juice?
- Uh, you guys okay?
'Cause you just poured
us some marbles and--
Dad is putting jelly
on an oven mitt.
- [sobbing]
I'm sorry!
- We're...we're fine.
We're just tired.
Eat your pancakes.
- I thought we only have
pancakes on Saturdays.
- Which is why I made them.
- They think it's Saturday,
but it's Thursday.
- Get to the point.
These marbles won't
stay fresh forever.
- The point is we have
a free day off from school.
- Sweet!
We can do whatever we want.
Race you to school!
- No, we don't have
to go to school.
It's like a snow day,
but with no snow
and lots of pancakes.
- I don't know.
This feels wrong.
But this feels so right!
I ate a hundred
pancakes this morning.
- You only ate seven.
- Sorry, Billy don't do math.
- [door opens]
- Mom, I'm home from--
- Whatever Saturday afternoon
activity she was at!
- What are you two up to?
- Mom and Dad
think it's Saturday.
So we stayed home
from school.
- Ah, Chloe's giving
them "baby brain."
The same thing happened
when Billy was born.
I went to school anyway.
What is wrong with me?
- Heat breath! Heat breath!
Heat breath! Heat breath!
- Hey! There you are.
I thought we were gonna walk
home from school together.
- We got to leave early--
they cancelled our history class
after Max melted
the teacher's laptop.
- That old trick?
- Ah, you've done that
before, too?
- Well, no, but it's
an old trick.
- Then we went to the mall
and Max used his telekinesis
to pant mall cops.
- Boop!
And then we came up with
a secret handshake.
- [gasping]
That's our thing.
- Let's clap it out,
Cher-Cher.
That's my nickname for her.
- CHERRY & MAX:
One, two, three, four...
- ...five, six,
seven, eight!
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Secret handshake.
- All right, then...
Look, Cherry, I was thinking
we should practice archery
so you can pass PE tomorrow and
get that driver's license.
- Actually, Max is gonna
hide in the bushes during class
and use his telekinesis
to help me hit the target.
- CHERRY & MAX:
Superpowers!
- Pow!
- [car horn honking]
- That's my mom.
- Here, let me get
the door for ya.
- Here, I'll get it.
- [door thuds]
- A minivan! Score!
[pounds door]
- Day two of our
bonus weekend.
- Yeah, nothing says
Sunday morning
like French toast and...
- [objects clattering]
- More marbles.
- Wait a minute.
Something's not right.
- Yeah, you guys look like you
got dressed in the dark.
- He's just joking.
Everything's right.
Breakfast is right.
You guys look right.
The most right Sunday ever.
Am I right?
- No, no, something
is wrong.
Ah, I know.
The gardener's not here.
He always comes on Sunday.
I'd better call him.
- No, no!
You already called him.
He said he was
gonna be late.
- Did I, Hank?
- [sobbing]
I just don't know!
- BARB: It's okay.
- It's not really Sunday.
The gardener's not coming.
We're gonna get caught.
- No, we're not.
We're gonna mow,
blow, and go.
- Who are they and how
are they gonna help us?
- Uh, hey, Oscar.
I almost thought you
forgot about today.
- We're totally pulling
it off, Billy.
- There is no Billy.
Only Oscar.
- Two rakes at once?
That is a man who cares.
- ♪
- [object clattering]
- ALL: [wincing]
- Okay, that's an "F".
Who's next?
- Oh, I am, Coach.
- Oh, great.
[laughing]
Cherry!
Remember, the target's
that-a-way.
- Step aside, Max.
I'm gonna help Cherry pass.
- b*at it.
I'm helpin' her pass.
- Would you stop trying
to steal my friend.
- You can have her back after
I use her for her car.
Oh, look, a puppy!
- PHOEBE: [gasps]
- STUDENTS:
[applauding]
- Good enough for a "C".
You passed.
- Yay!
Thank you! Thank you!
Thank you!
- That's all your got your
new best friend--a "C"?
Watch her real best friend
get her an "A".
- Oh, my!
- Cherry, what are you doing?
- I'm not sure.
I guess a "C" isn't
good enough,
even though I'm super
happy with a "C"!
- Let her go.
- MAX & PHOEBE:
[powers battling]
- [shrieking]
- CHERRY: [gasping]
- MAX & PHOEBE:
Look what you did!
- You! Detention!
- But I have my driver's
test today.
- And I used to have a foot
that wasn't a shish kabob.
[grunting]
- Hey, Cherry.
Sorry about that.
- That was you?
What were you thinking?
- I was just trying to help.
- And how did that
turn out?
- By the way...
there was no puppy.
- ♪
- Shoulda just left when
I told you to, but...
[high-pitched voice]
No, I'm Phoebe.
My friends all get "A"s, too.
- [deep voice] I'm Max
and I hit myself with books.
- What?
- [book thuds]
- Ow!
- Thanks to us my friend
is in detention
and can't take
her driver's test.
It's gonna take her
months to reschedule.
- Months? Oh, good thing
I've got my best guys
workin' on Plan B to get
us to the gig tonight.
- Okay, Max, Wolfgang's got
a hundred more of these outside.
- We're gonna tie 'em
to our band equipment
and float everything
to our gig.
- Lookout!
- Well, go get him.
We can't be looking for
a car and a new drummer.
Go!
- I can get Cherry
out of detention.
It's not like
she's in jail.
What kind of school
is this?
Principal Bradford,
this isn't fair.
- Oh! Don't you ever
go home?
- Don't worry, Cherry,
I'm gonna help you.
- Please don't, Phoebe.
You're just gonna get
me into more trouble.
- All right! Two more
days of detention
for talkin' to a Thunderman!
- See?
- Three days!
- I will get you to
that driver's test.
- Stop talking to me!
- PRINCIPAL: Four days!
- [laughing]
Oh, Oscar, uh,
before you leave,
could you take down
that hornets' nest?
- Daddy, chase me!
- Yay, more running.
- BILLY: Can't you go
any faster?
- NORA: I wear the pants.
I will walk as fast
as I want.
[thuds into garage door]
- Maybe it's all
this fresh air,
but I just realized--
if today's fake Sunday,
then tomorrow's fake Monday--
which means we have to go to
fake school on real Saturday.
- You're right.
How is skipping school
making you smarter?
- I wish we could
go back in time
and tell them the truth
about what day it was.
- Wait, maybe there is
a way to go back in time.
- Good, because I just
knocked down this hornets' nest
and they sound really mad.
- [hornets buzzing]
- NORA & BILLY: [screaming]
- Hank, I think the gardener
just split in half.
- Huh.
- [hornets buzzing]
- ♪
- Cherry?
- [gasps]
- Sorry. Painful hangnail.
- Awww...
I have a hole in my toe!
- Hey, I'm gonna
get you outta here
in time for your
driver's test.
- Haven't you done enough?
- Don't worry, okay?
Your superhero
bestie's got this.
I'll use my powers to spill
that water on Bradford,
and when he goes to dry off,
we'll duck out.
- But that's not water,
that's--
- [powers zapping]
- [screaming]
- Hot tea!
- My toe! My toe!
It hurts worse than
opening my paycheck.
[gasping]
Phoebe?
What are you doing here?
- I came to check
out your toe
and clean the floor
with my belly!
Done and done!
- Let me know
when you're done
cleaning that chair
with your butt.
- Why do I have to
be in detention?
- Because you never go home.
Two days!
- But now I'm just gonna
be here even more.
- One day!
[foot thuds]
- ♪
- Oh, Chloe's
finally napping.
Now maybe we can
get some rest.
- HANK:
[snoring loudly]
- Wait for me.
- Aw, they're sleeping.
Time to wake them up
with a trip to the past.
- Hit it, Colosso.
- Don't tell me how
to do my job.
- [thunderous rumbling]
- What's happening?
- Is this how it ends, Barb?
Hold me!
- My work here is done.
- Holy cow, did you
guys feel that?
- Max's time machine
blew up.
- Time machine?
- Yes, Max's time machine.
It blew up.
- I think it took us
two days back in time.
That means it's Friday again.
- Friday?
- Hm, how can we see if we
really went back in time?
- Check out Dad for dinosaurs?
- We could do that or...
we could just turn
on the TV.
- MALE NEWSCASTER: Welcome
to Friday's edition
of Eyewitness News.
- Wow, how about
that Max, huh?
He sure does
believable things.
- Yes, believable things.
- Anyway, we'll be outside.
Happy Friday.
Come on, Billy.
- But the dinosaurs!
- Are we gonna ground them
for pretending it
was the weekend?
- Ah, as long as their little
stunt didn't wake up Chloe.
- CHLOE: Mommy!
- Now they're grounded.
- I haven't been in
detention before.
- Me, neither!
- Stop the chit-chat!
You are worse
than your brother.
Man, I cannot
stand that kid.
[sobbing]
Why?
- Missed you, too, Bradford.
Wanna know what I did?
- Don't care.
Grab some orange.
- So, Cherry, this
is how we're gonna
get you outta detention in
time for your driver's test.
- I don't want your help.
- So, this is what
we're gonna do.
See that tarantula
over there?
Imagine the panic
in this room
when I pop the lid
off that thing.
- PRINCIPAL: Hey!
- sh**t, forgot about
the no chit-chat rule.
- Get over here, Thunderman.
You are sitting
where I can see you
until detention's over.
- So, did your parents
ever buy the lake house?
- Yeah, the, uh, seller
finally agreed to pay
for the new fence.
Now shut your mouthhole!
- Listen, Cherry, I'm really
sorry about all this.
I just...I thought I was
losing you to Max
'cause I wasn't
using my powers.
- Phoebe, we were friends
before I knew
you had superpowers.
That'll never change.
- Thanks.
- Besides, I shouldn't have kept
asking you to use your powers.
I'll never get
good at anything,
if I let the Thunder Twins
do everything for me.
- Yeah, we don't really go by
"The Thunder Twins."
- Well, you should.
Oh, I have an idea.
- Cherry, what are
you doing?
- I am going to fix
this mess myself.
If I can free that tarantula,
we can get outta here.
You and me--
not the tarantula.
- How are you gonna
free that thing from here?
- With my mini bow & arrow.
- Because you're so good
with a big bow & arrow?
Cherry, why don't I just
use my telekinesis?
You know what they call me--
Girl Who's Really Great
At Telekinesis.
- No more superpowers.
I have to do this
on my own.
- [screaming]
- That toe is like a magnet.
- Oh, no!
[sobbing]
[yelping]
Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!
All right, all right,
I'll make a deal with you.
No pictures equals
no detention.
- See ya.
- Fine.
- Me?
- Wait! Wait! Wait!
Somebody help me outta this!
Little delinquents!
Go ahead, bite me.
I dare you!
[screaming]
- Look, she's pulling out
of the parking space.
You go, Cherry!
- Come on, Cherry,
you're gonna nail this!
- [brakes screeching]
- [car horn honks]
- [loud crash]
- Technically,
she did nail it.
- We can still make
the gig if we run.
- Okay, that curb
came out of nowhere.
- To be fair--curbs don't really
come out of nowhere.
- [loud scream]
- [loud crash]
- [screaming]
Not now!
- ♪
03x02 - On the Straight and Arrow
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.