- Chloe, come on down.
It's game night.
- [whooshing]
I'm tackling you first.
- It's not that kind of
game night, Chloe.
It's when we all get together
and have fun as a family.
- Yeah, Mom and Dad
go all out.
It's kinda ridiculous.
- [loud kissing sounds]
- Just like your
"kissing" ringtone.
- It sounds like your girlfriend
Allison is texting you.
- ♪ Max and Allison
sittin' in a tree ♪
♪ K-i... ♪
Well, you know what
goes on in that tree.
- Allison's not
my girlfriend.
We're just hangin' out.
And whoever changed
my ringtone, very funny.
Seriously,
that was kinda funny.
- Is she coming over so
we can all finally meet her?
- No way. She's just
coming over to pick up
a book to study for
our exam on Monday.
I don't need books
because I invented
a device to make me smarter.
- Clearly, you haven't
used it yet.
- [lights click off]
- ["Game Show" music]
- Live, from our beautiful home
in downtown Hiddenville,
it's Thunderman family
game night!
- ALL: [cheering,
applauding]
- HANK: [laughing]
Hey!
Welcome, everybody.
Thank you so much.
I, of course, am your
Dad, Hank,
and this is your
beautiful Mom, Barb!
- Thanks, Hank.
It's good to be back.
- Yay, Mommy and Daddy!
- Aw, she thinks
they're cool.
- The game our family will
be playing tonight is
"Who Arted?"
[laughing]
- That's right,
the winning team will draw,
charade, and sculpt
their way to victory.
- Just get to
the prize wheel!
- ALL: Prize wheel!
Prize wheel! Prize wheel!
- Did someone say
"prize wheel?!"
- ALL: Ooooh!
- Maybe it'll finally
land on "new car."
- I just don't want it to land
on "underwear shopping spree."
I don't wear them, people!
- Hold on, family.
Chloe doesn't have a teammate
for her first game night.
- HANK: That's right.
- And since she just "wuvs"
her big sister, Phoebe,
maybe they should
be teammates.
- Yay, Phoebe!
- PHOEBE: [laughs]
- Aw, she thinks you're cool.
- Max, you and I
are usually teammates.
Who are you gonna
play with?
- I guess I could settle for
Colosso, unless he's busy.
- ALL: [laughing]
- He has no life.
- Okay, who wants
to spin the wheel?
How about this
adorable contestant?
- [whooshing]
You've gotta spin it
to win it, baby!
- [wheel clicking]
- It better not land
on "new car," Hank.
We spent half our savings
on these darn outfits.
- It never does.
"New car" is on the wheel
just to keep them
excited about the game.
The chances of it landing
on it are one in a million.
- [wheel clicks]
- KIDS: New car!!
- Yay!
- How could this happen?
- BARB: [swats Hank]
- Yeah, we did it!
I'd give you a thumbs up,
too, if I had thumbs.
[evil laughter]
♪ A car is in my future
and it's new ♪
- ♪
♪ What you see ♪
♪ Is not what you get ♪
♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪
♪ We fit right in ♪
♪ Bet you never guessed ♪
♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪
♪ Just like all the rest ♪
♪ A picture
perfect family ♪
♪ Is what we try to be ♪
♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪
♪ The crazy things we do ♪
♪ This isn't
make believe ♪
♪ It's our reality ♪
♪ Just your average family ♪
♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪
♪ Livin' a double life ♪
- Rigging that wheel was one of
our best ideas ever, Colosso.
Freakin' out Mom and Dad
is just icing on the cake.
- Yeah, look at 'em,
they're all like...
COLOSSO: "Hank, you said
this couldn't happen!"
COLOSSO: "I just don't know
what went wrong!"
- Check out Dad's face
when the wheel landed
on "new car."
- Oh, hey, you still
have the selfie we took
when you turned me
back into a human.
- Of course.
We make a great team.
And when we win game night,
that car will be ours.
- ♪
- COLOSSO: Ugh...
- ♪
- Cruisin' in that car with you
and Allison's gonna be epic.
- Allison, huh?
That'll be...
fun.
- ♪
- ALLISON: Ahhh!
- COLOSSO: Bye!
Ha!
- What are you up
to this time, Max?
First you convince me to partner
with a four-year-old
and then the wheel
lands on "new car"?
This whole thing
smells fishy.
- Oh, uh, that's me.
I'm covered in fish oil.
My fur has never
been silkier.
- I didn't do anything
to the wheel.
If you don't believe me,
go down to my lair
and check for evidence.
- [watch beeps]
- [magnet explodes]
- You know,
it doesn't matter.
Chloe and I are
gonna win that car
and go on the best
road trip ever.
Next stop, the library.
♪ Oh oh ♪
- Best road trip ever.
- [palm slap]
- My fantasy is right.
I should get Chloe
to the library
for a quick study sesh.
- Are you fantasizing
about studying?
- Are you about to get
hit with popcorn?
[powers zapping]
- COLOSSO: [laughing]
- How cool would it be
if we had our own new car?
- To the amusement
park, driver.
- And don't forget
the bubbles, Coco.
- ♪
- BOTH: Cool!
- We've gotta find
a way to win this game.
- I have an idea.
You figure out what to do
while I eat Dad's couch chips.
- Hey, Max has a device
to make himself smarter
for his exam.
We can use it to make us
smarter for game night.
- See? I told you
my idea would work.
- Well, the wheel looks
perfectly clean.
- Yeah, I guess Max
didn't rig it.
- We're not buying
anyone a car,
so I guess there's only
one thing to do.
- BOTH: [quietly]
Win game night.
- We're gonna be the smartest
people in the house, Billy.
After I go, you'll go.
Hit it.
- [electrical zapping]
- So, do you feel smarter?
- Totally.
Hey, you stole my bow!
[powers zapping]
Ow!
You can't do that!
[powers zapping]
Ow!
I'll show you.
- You heard her. Cut it out!
- [powers zapping]
Ow!
[powers zapping]
Ow!
- No way.
- NORA: [powers zapping]
Ow! Ow!
- Max, come get some pizza
before we start playing.
- Okay.
- What are you doing?
Don't eat with the enemy.
- Right.
Let's do a little warm-up
before we embarrass
those losers.
- I don't think
we need it, but, okay.
Guess this clue.
Yeah. Okay. Uh-huh.
Got a little bit of
this thing goin'.
Curl that back around.
It's a phrase.
- Man, we're gonna lose.
- [cell phone kissing sounds]
- Your stupid girlfriend's
here for her book.
- She's not my girlfriend.
[spritzing cologne]
- You're twirling
in a cologne cloud?
Who are you?
Ugh.
- Hey, you.
- Hey.
Thanks. How's
game night going?
- Oh, good. About to
play "Who Arted?"
- Oh, I love that game!
At summer camp, we played
"Who Arted?" all the time.
I would cut loose and rip
out a win every week.
- Really?
How would you like to be
my partner for game night?
- Seriously?
- Yeah.
- Guess someone's finally ready
for me to meet his family.
- Well, you gotta
meet 'em to b*at 'em.
What do you say?
- Yeah. Just give me
a second to call my mom.
- All right. See ya
in there, partner.
- Hi, Mom, I'm gonna
hang out at Max's.
He finally wants me
to meet his family.
I told you I was
his girlfriend.
[giggling]
- COLOSSO:
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, what are you doing?
- Sorry, Colosso, I've got
a partner who can draw
and doesn't smell like fish.
- You'll regret this!
[echoing]
- It's game time!
- Hey, what'd you
do to Colosso?
- Mind your own business.
Got a new partner.
- New partner?
- Ohhhh...this must be--
- Ignore her. She's trying
to psyche us out.
- Are you kidding me?
He can't just switch partners
at the last minute.
Can't you see
he's up to something?
- One less supervillain
playing for a car.
We'll allow it.
- Bedtime story!
- Yes!
- How could you allow this?
- HANK: Billy and Nora,
your turn.
Let's see what you got.
- A pen! A boy with a pen!
A boy with a pen
who's staring at me!
- I haven't even
started drawing yet.
- Submarine! Gumbo! Church!
Home for the holidays!
- Someone else go
so I don't have to
explain what's happening.
- All right, Chloe, we're up.
Thank you.
All right.
Okay.
- This is hard to watch,
but I can't look away.
- [buzzer rings]
- It's "heart" and "soul."
- HANK: Noooo!
- BARB: It's really not.
- Don't worry, Chloe.
We'll just win the next one.
- I'm bored. I'm gonna
go see my dollies.
- Whoa, wait, Chloe.
- Aw, tough break, Phoebe.
- Yeah.
- Yes! Now all we have to do
is b*at Max and Allison
and we get a new car.
- Hank.
- I mean, we don't have
to buy a new car.
Sorry, there's
a lot goin' on.
- Nice try, Max.
I'm gonna find
another partner.
You're not gettin'
rid of me that easy.
- It's not my fault
Chloe ditched you.
I'd never do that.
- Oh, please, you already
ditched Coloss--oh!
- ♪
- [doorbell ringing]
- Oh, I'll get it.
That's my new teammate.
- Hello, family!
Uncle Colosso's
here for game night.
- BARB: [gasping]
- COLOSSO & PHOEBE:
You're goin' down.
- Uncle Colosso,
what are you doing up here?
In here. Here. Just here.
- I'm here to help
my dear niece win this game.
- Hello, it's nice to meet
another member of Max's family.
Not that I've technically
met anyone else.
- I thought this was supposed
to be "family" game night.
Barbara, still
as ravishing as ever.
Mmmmm!
- Ew! Ew! Okay, no! No!
Phoebe, I'd like to talk to
you in the kitchen, please.
- Oh, really? What about?
- Phoebe. Kitchen. Now!
- You two look smaller
than I remember.
- Come on, Nora,
let's sneak downstairs
and fix your brain
while no one's looking.
- We're going to fix
my brain, so nobody look!
- So...this is weird.
- What are you
talking about?
- Him.
- [slurping water]
- Hey, you want a quick
tour of the house?
- Oh, I'd love one.
- Yeah, well,
start with the back.
- Oh?
- Well, I've seen
it already.
What are you doing?
- Looking for some
shredded newspaper.
That was a lot of water,
and I don't wanna ruin
Lady Barbara's couch.
- Of all people,
you teamed up with Phoebe?
I thought we were
best friends.
- We were till ya ditched me
for Little Miss Bright Eyes.
- Ah, her eyes are
amazing, aren't they?
- Ick.
The point is, Phoebe's
my new best friend now.
All right, I still
can't stand her,
but I am gonna help
her win that car,
so you can't get it!
Traitor!
- You're the traitor!
- You're the traitor!
- You teamed up with Phoebe!
- You threw me down the chute!
- All right, I think
I've finally got
all the Colosso cooties
off my hand.
- Honestly, Phoebe,
what were you thinking?
Using the Animalizer to
turn Colosso human?
- One word. I want a car.
- Two words.
I'm changin' him back.
And you're outta the game.
- Dad, that's not fair.
You can't just kick me out
of family game night.
- Um, Hank, come over here.
- There is no way
I'm lettin' you win!
- There's no way
I'm lettin' you win!
- You traitor.
- It takes one to know one!
- [argument continues]
- Colosso can stay.
- Dad, thank you!
Thank you.
- And when those two teams
take each other down,
we win the game!
- And then it's, hello, new car.
- BARB: [swats Hank]
- I knew it was wrong
the second I said it.
- Oh, here's the problem.
This thing was
set to "stupid."
Why would Max even
make that a setting?
- [powers zapping]
I like it when
my eyes fart fire.
- Okay, I see why he did it.
Right, all we have to do
is set this thing to "smart."
[pushing buttons]
- [electrical zapping]
- Now you're definitely smart
enough to win us that car.
- Je suis super
intelligent, Billy.
Je parle le franais.
Pourquoi je parle
le franais?
- You're speaking French.
Why are you speaking French?
- HANK: Kids, get up here
or you're out of the game!
- BARB: Hurry up. The next
category is French culture.
- HANK: [laughing]
- French culture.
You're good at that
now, right?
- Oui, oui.
- You can wee-wee later.
Focus on the question.
Are you good at
French culture?
- La tour Eiffel.
- Wrong! Eiffel Tower.
- Hank, she said
it in French.
She's showboating.
- Ten points for
Billy and Nora.
All right, Phoebe,
you and your very annoying
uncle are up next.
- MAX: This is awful.
We should have this game
in the bag by now.
- Okay, I think
maybe I should go.
I wanted to meet
your family,
but this is getting
really intense.
- Nah, who's intense?
I'm not intense.
I just wanna win!
[powers zapping]
- Why'd you do that?
- Forgive me.
It's like I'm not in
control of my own limbs.
- [buzzer rings]
- Oh, our turn.
Now, go sculpt me a masterpiece
so we can win this thing.
- I have had it with you.
I can't use my powers right
now, but I can do this.
[swats Max's head]
- Ow!
[swats Phoebe]
- Ow!
- You can't do that
to my partner!
[swats Max]
- Don't hit me, you traitor!
- COLOSSO: Eat the pillow,
you backstabber!
Ahhhhh!
[swats Billy & Nora]
- HANK: Hey!
Don't hit the little ones.
- Fine, I'll hit the big one.
[swats Hank]
- BARB: Those are my good
pillows, you stupid rabbit--
--breeder!
He's a rabbit breeder!
- ALL: [swatting, grunting]
- CHLOE: Stop it!
Be nice!
- What is going on?
- COLOSSO: Max started it.
- Yeah, he's a liar
and a cheater.
You don't deserve to
win that car, Max.
You brought in your girlfriend,
the game night wizard.
- I told you she's
not my girlfriend.
- I'm not?
I feel like such an idiot.
- Max, I think I speak for
everyone here when I say...
you don't need her!
Good riddance!
- [Animalizer zapping]
- [sighing] I've been
waiting to do that all night.
- Heh... well,
goodnight.
If you need me, I'll be down
in the lair hating you all.
Hmph!
- I don't know
what just happened.
- Let a girl
explain it to you.
She's your girlfriend!
- She is?
- Think about it, Max.
Every time you see her,
you're all worried
about how you smell.
- And you talk about
her all the time.
- You see her every day.
- And you get that look in your
eye when you think about her.
[laughs]
That's it.
The same look
your father gets
when he finds potato chips
in the furniture.
- Max, you went to all that
trouble to win the car.
What were you gonna
do with it?
- Ride around with Allison.
Oh, man, she is
my girlfriend.
- BARB:
[laughs]
- Allison?
Are you stealing
my sister's roller skates?
- No, my bike's got a flat.
I think something chewed
a hole in my tire.
- Take that, Bright Eyes.
[evil laughter]
- Look, Allison, I'm...
I'm so sorry.
- For using me for
a stupid car?
- For everything.
And the only reason
I wanted that stupid car
was so I could
go places with you.
- Really?
- Yeah.
Look, the truth is...
I've never even had
a real girlfriend before.
But if I was going
to have one,
I'd want her to be you.
- ALL: Awwww...
- So... will you?
- Yes!
[laughing]
And next time, tell me I'm
your game night wizard.
I'll bring my A-game, fool.
- MAX: [laughs]
We're coming back in now!
- BARB: Go! Go! Go! Go!
- Mom, Dad, everyone,
meet my girlfriend, Allison.
- Hi. Again.
- Well, it's a pleasure
to meet you, Allison.
- [phone bings]
- Oh.
It's my mom.
I've gotta get home.
It was so nice
to finally meet you.
But you understand if I meet Max
on the porch from now on.
- Yeah.
- We get it.
- So, I'll see you tomorrow?
- Um...
- Right.
[kisses cheek]
- Save it for the tree!
- HANK: Bye, Allison.
- PHOEBE: See ya.
Well, I guess that means
game night's over.
Wait. Who won the car?
- Well, since you and Max
cheated, you two are out.
And that puts your Dad
and I in second place!
- No, Nora and I
came in second
after our comeback
in the last round.
- I guess that means you
have to buy them a car.
You know you're
my favorite sister, right?
- Merci, Phoebe.
[speaking French]
[gasps]
- Say what now?
- Wait, did you two mess with
the machine down in my lair?
- Je ne comprends pas.
- Sweet! I am totally
gonna pass my French exam.
But all you guys need to know
is that they cheated.
- That means we don't
have to buy a car!
Thank goodness each
one of you kids
is a terrible,
stinkin' cheater!
- HANK: [laughing]
Your mother and I have never
been more proud of you guys.
- [doorbell rings]
- BILLY: [zooming]
Sorry, Coco,
we're not getting the car.
- COCO: [screeching]
[chest thudding]
- ♪
03x13 - He Got Game Night
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.