03x25 - Thundermans: Secret Revealed

Episode transcripts for the TV show "The Thundermans". Aired: October 14, 2013 - May 25, 2018.*
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Series revolves around the Thundermans, a family with superpowers who try to live normal lives in the fictional town of Hiddenville.
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03x25 - Thundermans: Secret Revealed

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- All right, take a break,
prom committee.

Not on Napoleon's ottoman!
- Sorry!

- Guys, the prom
is in two days.

All we have to do is not cause
a kabillion dollars in damage

to the art in this
museum before then.

- [vase smashes]

- Wolfgang did it.

- Mein bad--sehn.

- Oh, there's, Allison.

Uh, guys, start setting up.

There's something I gotta
do before we rehearse.

- Cherry, how are you getting
reception inside the museum?

- I'm not. I'm laughing at
this wallpaper of my cat.

- Cherry, that's not a cat.

- Then whose tummy have
I been tickling?

- Come on, there's
reception outside.

[laughs]

- ♪

- Lady Web?

- ♪

- Pssst! Allison,
come here.

- Hey, Max. What's up?

- Check it out.

- "Will you go to
prom with me?"

You defaced
a priceless artifact?

That is so romantic!
Yes, I'll go!

Prom is in two days!
What took you so long?

- Well, up until yesterday you
were boycotting prom.

- Yeah, because thousands
of flowers die

just to make those corsages.

But then I found
the perfect dress.

- It's gonna be
a great night--

as long as I go cancel
the corsage.

- [powers zapping]

- ♪

- The police will
take it from here.

- Wait! I love you!
I mean... who are you?

- I'm ThunderGirl.

- ♪

- What happened here?

- Dude! Some superhero
named ThunderGirl

just stopped that thief
and saved our lives.

- ThunderGirl?

- She was like some sort
of super-goddess.

- With telekinesis.

- Ah, so that word you know.

- Looks like we missed
something.

- Yeah, what'd we miss?

- ♪

- And so it looks like
there's a new mysterious

superhero in our midst.

The question that everyone's
asking: who is ThunderGirl?

- ThunderGirl
needs to be stopped

and I know just the man
for the job...

her brother Max.
[evil laugh]

- ♪

♪ What you see ♪

♪ Is not what you get ♪

♪ Livin' our lives
with a secret ♪

♪ We fit right in ♪

♪ Bet you never guessed ♪

♪ 'Cause we're
livin' our lives ♪

♪ Just like all the rest ♪

♪ A picture
perfect family ♪

♪ Is what we try to be ♪

♪ Look closer,
you might see ♪

♪ The crazy things we do ♪

♪ This isn't
make believe ♪

♪ It's our reality ♪

♪ Just your average family ♪

♪ Trying to be normal
and stay out of trouble ♪

♪ Livin' a double life ♪

- Oh, ho, hey!
There's our ThunderGirl.

- Oh, we saw it on the news.

Max, can you believe your sister
thwarted a diamond robbery?

- Oh, can you believe
I don't care?

- Hey, I saved your
bandmates' lives.

If it weren't for me, you'd be
Max and the crushed skulls.

- Stupidest band name ever.

Tell Oyster we have
a band name.

- Now that you are
a real life super hero,

I'm giving you--this!

- Oh. Wow, dad!
This is so awesome.

Thank you.

What is it?

- The original
thunder signal.

The Hero League used it to shine
the Thunder 'T' in the sky

when they needed
to summon me.

- Thanks, dad.

I'm sure this will come in handy
when I don't have my cellphone,

or my tablet,
and it's also dark outside,

and I happen to be looking
in the right direction.

- It's symbolic!

- Now that Phoebe's a famous
supe, can we fight crime, too?

- Let's kick some
bad guy butt!

- What? No.

Sorry, kids,
you're too young.

- Guess we have to wait
'til our mid- s

like Max and Phoebe.

- Unless we take
the hero aptitude test

on the Hero League website,

ace it and prove to them
that we have what it takes.

- Good idea.
Is it a true/false test?

I'm great at those.

- I don't think so.
- True!

- This isn't the test.
- False!

- I'm going to zap you.
- False!

- [lasers zapping]
- Ow!

Okay, that one was true.

- I wore this to tux to
Evil Prom with Octopus Girl.

Nice person, a little handsy.
[chuckles]

- No time for jokes, Colosso.

Phoebe's been crushing
it as a superhero

and all I've been
doing for months

is writing in
this chronicle,

which we all know
is a diary, and for what?

- Well, your penmanship
has improved

and you talk more freely
about your feelings.

- Even Dark Mayhem knows
I'm going nowhere.

It's like he abandoned me.

Why isn't he calling?

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Dark Mayhem calling.

- He's calling!
- He's calling?

- Hello, Dark Mayhem.

- Max, how would you
like to finally become

a full-fledged supervillain?

- I would.
- Yes, please.

- Good. Meet me at Villain
Headquarters tomorrow.

I'll send the co-ordinates.

- Uh... wait, wait, wait?
Uh, tomorrow?

I'm kind of hanging
out with Allison.

Maybe early next week?
- How about early next never!

- Wait! Okay, okay!
I'll be there.

- [fist pounds]

- I can't believe I'm
gonna be a villain.

Wait, do you have
a chronicle, too?

- It's more of
a dream journal.

And one of them
just came true.

- ♪

- [squeals] Oh, my gosh!
Here comes Xander.

He's gonna ask me to prom.

Oh, my gosh!

- Hey, Cherry.

Can I have my pen back?

- I'd love to! Pick me
up tomorrow at : .

- Just take mine.

- [groans]
I keep doing that.

You're so lucky that you
don't have to find a date.

- I know. Going with Link
just makes sense.

Even though we're not
technically a couple anymore,

I know we'll have fun.

- [cellphone ringing]

- Oh, well, there's
Mr. Dependable now.

Hey, Link.

Perfect.

Sounds good.

Got it.

He's not coming.
- What?

- He said he's too
busy in Hong Kong

and the Hero League won't
let him take time off.

- Hey, guys, what's up?

- I'd love to! Pick me up
tomorrow at : .

- Wait a minute,
since none of us have dates,

why don't we all
just go together?

- Ooh, like a single
ladies dance?

- Ooh! I'm in.
- Me, too.

- Done.
Single ladies dance.

- Phoebe, what is up
with your brother?

First he asks me to prom
and then he disappears.

I have so many questions.

What's he wearing?
When's he picking me up?

Do we eat before?
During? After?

When do we eat, Phoebe?
When do we eat?

Sorry. I'm just suddenly
really, really into prom.

- So, uh, I'll tell
him to call you?

- My life depends on it.

- Whoa! I'm a t-shirt...

enthusiast.

Where'd you guys get those?

- We joined the
ThunderGirl Fan Club.

- ThunderGirl has
a fan club?

- She's only the most
awesome superhero ever.

- Well, yeah,
I guess she is.

But aren't her gloves blue?

- Quiet! You don't know
anything about ThunderGirl!

Who she is, what she
thinks... who she loves.

[sobbing]

- Welcome to
Happy Fun Burger.

May I take your order?

- MAN: I'll have a fillet of fun
with cheese, extra pickle.

- One pickle per customer.

- MAN: Well, what if
I want two?

- Then I do this!
- [expl*si*n]

- [evil laugh]

- Boss.
- Huh?

- Boy here.

- Max, right on time.

- Oh, Dark Mayhem,
it's such a honor, sir.

- Follow me to
Mayhem Central Command.

Son of Scalestro,
you're on the register.

- Yes! So long fries.
[hissing]

- Max, meet my associates,
Fairy Pinch-ess and Strongdor.

- [growling]

- Uh, viva la evil.
[laughs]

Dark Mayhem, since when is
Villain League Headquarters

in a fast food restaurant?

- Since your sister exposed
our last headquarters.

- And stopped diamond heist.

- Now, we can't pay
for our new hideout.

I want to pinch
her so bad!

[sighs]

- Max, are you ready
to help us

and finally join
the Villain League?

- Yes. I'll do anything.

- Excellent.

This is the world's
first power-sapping orb.

I want you to take
ThunderGirl's powers.

- Her powers?

Can't I just light an ocean
on fire or something?

- No! You must take her powers
so we can be great again--

unless you prefer to
live in her shadow?

- Hey, Boss. Lunch rush.
[hissing]

- Tell me when
the deed is done.

Hairnets, people!

- And...done.

That hero test was easy.

What did you get for
the last one?

Circle or triangle?

- Nitroglycerin?

I'll go get our scores.

- Hope I did well.

Being a superhero is all
I've ever wanted.

- I'm sure you did great.

Oh, no, he answered triangle
for every question?

- So, how'd I do?

- You... did great.

- A ? That makes me
a hero mastermind.

How'd you do?

A ? Yeesh!

- Let's just forget these
tests ever happened.

- No way! I'm ready
to be a superhero.

To the park!
[zooming]

- He even put triangle
for his name.

- Max! Your very
intense girlfriend

wants you to call her.

Max?

Oops.

Left his chronicle open.

Oops! I'm reading it.

"Meeting with
Dark Mayhem."

Meeting with Dark Mayhem?

Max, please tell me
you're not communicating

with the world's most
powerful Supervillain.

- FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Calling Dark Mayhem.

- Max, you got home fast.

Did you use the orb to
take your sister's powers?

- Uh... [deep voice]
... not yet.

- Well, hurry.

I just blew up another
car in the drive-thru.

People are starting
to ask questions.

[fist pounds]

- An orb to take my powers?

We'll see about that.

- What are you waiting for?

Just go find Phoebe
and take her powers.

- I don't think
I can, Colosso.

I mean, she's annoying,

but it's not like
we're mortal enemies.

- Come on, Max.
Are you a villain or not?

- Give me that back!

- I know all about
your plan, Max.

I'm not gonna let you
take my powers.

- Gimme it back!
- Give it to me!

- It's mine!
- I'm not letting it go!

- [grunts]
- Give me the orb!

- [orb zapping]

- What did you do?

You took my powers.

- I'm sorry, Max, I didn't
want this to happen.

But you brought
it on yourself.

- Okay, now, give me
that back.

We weren't mortal
enemies before...

but we are now.

- What? Not gonna
say anything?

- I don't know
where to begin.

We couldn't be more
disappointed in you.

I mean, you're working
for Dark Mayhem?

- He is one of the most
dangerous villains

on the planet.

Just ask my old sidekick.

Oh, wait, you can't.

Dark Mayhem sh*t
him into space.

- And you were gonna
take your sister's powers

and just hand
them over to him?

- All right, I was only thinking
about taking her powers.

She actually took mine.

Now she's gonna pay.
- Oh, no, no, no.

The only person who's gonna
pay for this is you, Max.

- Not only don't you
have your powers,

we're taking away Colosso.

- What?
- Yeah.

He's staying in our room
until coyote season.

- So, obviously, no prom,
no girlfriend,

no leaving the house.

- Oh, and about
your lair...

- ♪

- No-o-o-o!

- All right, girls, before
we leave, prom checklist.

Should I wear my hair
up or down?

- ALL: Down.

- Beaded clutch
or satin handbag?

- ALL:
Beaded clutch.

- Minivan or Limo?

- ALL: Limo?

- Minivan it is.

There's no limo.
I just felt left out.

- Here's your change.

I gave myself a giant tip

because my service
was excellent.

- PHOEBE: Wait.

Mrs. Wong, you're in the
ThunderGirl Fan Club?

- Of course.

ThunderGirl is great
and awesome...

like you, but...
the opposite.

- Oh, um, I'll text
you guys later.

I forgot my bag.
- Okay.

- Bye.

Oh...thanks, Link.

Link?

What are you doing here?

- I'm here to take
you to prom.

- Really?

That's funny 'cause before
you said you couldn't...

and now you're here.

- I know. But I felt bad
for bailing on you.

So I told the Hero League,
I don't care if you fire me,

I'm gonna spend this one special
night with a very special girl.

So, what do you say?

Will you be my date?

- Oh.

Well, um...how could
I say no to that?

Seriously, how?

- Uh... oh!

- [gasps]
Phoebe is ThunderGirl?

[gasps] If I expose her,
I'll be famous.

It's time to
go paparazzi!

- Being a hero mastermind,

I'm able to spot crimes
that no one else can.

Check it out, that man is trying
to steal that woman's ring.

- Billy, he's not
stealing anything.

But he is!

- Give her back that ring!
- [lasers zapping]

- MAN:
[gasps]

- CROWD:
[applauds]

- What happened?

- You stopped that
purse snatcher.

- But what about the guy
trying to steal the ring?

- You, um...made them
fall in love?

Look.

- Wow.

I am good!

Criminals of Hiddenville...

fear me!

- I know I do.

- MRS. WONG:
Aha!

Just the proof I need.

- [camera shutter clicking]

- Ugh!

- [camera shutter clicking]

- [sighs] I've gotta find
a way to get out of here.

Wait.

My secret stash of TNT.

I'll blast my way out.

- [buttons bleeping]

- I love you beary much.

- [groans] I'm never
getting out of here.

- [expl*si*n]
- [gasps]

- COLOSSO:
[coughing]

- [groans]

Colosso?

You escaped.

- And I brought
you a present.

[retching]

- I'll pass.

- [object thuds]
- COLOSSO: Look.

- The orb! Wow!

- I live in your
dad's bedroom now.

I saw him enter
his safe combination.

In fact, I saw
a lot of things.

Ugh! Yuck!

- I can use it to get revenge
on Phoebe and take her powers.

- Right after you use it to
get your own powers back.

- I can't.

I need some kind of computer
chip to override the system.

And where am I gonna
find that?

Look around!

- I love you beary much.

- And I love the computer chip
inside you beary much.

- Phoebe!
- I don't have a prom date!

Single ladies dance.

- Okay, stop dancing
and tell me where Max is.

Prom is tonight
and I haven't been able to

reach him in two days.

- Yeah, sorry, Allison,

but I don't think Max
is gonna go to prom.

- What?

- There's just a lot of drama
going on at home right now.

But maybe you can
find another date.

Although, it might be kind of
hard at the last minute.

- Hey! One of you is taking
me to Junior Prom!

Whoever's interested,
meet me in the quad.

- Oh, come on, ladies,
it'll be fun.

We know you don't
have dates.

- Look, you guys are cute,

and each one of us has
a crush on each one of you.

It couldn't be more perfect.

- But, tonight we're all
about us single ladies.

- Guys, guys,
whoa, whoa, whoa.

They're asking you to prom.

I'm okay with you
saying yes.

In fact, I--

- Phoebe,
we made a prom pact

and what kind of friends
would be if we broke it?

- CHERRY:
Yeah.

We'd be cold-hearted, good for
nothing, scheming backstabbers.

- Good thing none of us are
any of those things.

Oh, there's the bell.

Ding-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling.

- [school bell ringing]

- Well, now we're
really late.

- Wait! Which one of you
is giddy for Gideon?

- And that, Nora,

is how you keep witches
from poisoning birds.

- Here are your breadcrumbs,
Mrs. Fitzrellio.

- There you two are.
I was just making lunch.

- Veggie burgers, because
they're so delicious.

- I'll take mine to go.

- Max!

- How'd you get out
of your room?

- Easy.

I just made a few tweaks on this
thing and got my powers back.

- The orb. Put that down.
It's dangerous.

- Only when it's in
the wrong hands, dad...

like mine.
- [orb zapping]

- I love you beary much.

- Pretend you didn't
hear that.

- Hank, our powers are gone.

- Hey, I can't laser!
- And I'm not fast.

- [straining]

- You know I'd love to stay and
watch you be weak and helpless,

but...I've got
a sister to destroy.

- Hey! What did I do?

- Not you. Phoebe.

Now, to make sure none
of you can follow me...

- Max, if you go
down this path,

you are no longer our son.

- Exactly.

I'm a supervillain now.

- ♪

- Where is Max?

I gave him his
assignment yesterday.

I'd do the job myself if I knew
where ThunderGirl lived.

- Boss! [hissing]
Check out the news.

- If you're just joining
us, local woman,

Olympia Wong has proof

that ThunderGirl lives
right here in Hiddenville.

- It's true. ThunderGirl
is Phoebe Thunderman.

The whole family are
superheroes.

They live Oak Dale Lane.

Call me, Jimmy Fallon!

- There you have it, folks,

a superhero, right in
our own hometown.

- [evil laugh]

Gas up the Mayhem 'Copter,

we're going to Hiddenville.

[evil laugh]

- Welcome to prom, everyone!

We are Max
and the Crushed Skulls.

- CROWD:
[cheering, applauding]

- Except Max isn't
here to play.

- ♪

- Single ladies prom selfie.

- [phone camera clicks]

- You guys want some punch?

Let's go dance.

- I thought you said
you wanted punch?

- Yeah, I did.

I wanna punch the dance floor,
in the mouth, with my feet.

Oh, you know what, uh,
you guys go start without me.

I gotta... stretch
out my hammies.

Hi, Link.
- Oh, there you are.

This is for you.
- Oh, what a beautiful corsage.

- You wanna dance?
- Whoa! At a dance?

That is so predictable.

Hey, how about we get
our picture taken.

- Okay.

- Uh, you go get us
a spot in line.

I'm gonna powder
my hammies.

No looking back at my
shiny... hammies.

- I don't think you know
what hammies are.

- I said no looking back.

Single ladies... oh, ooh!
- ALL: Whoo!

- Hey, Phoebs, where'd
you get that corsage?

- Oh! I... um...

Conga line!

- [playing conga rhythms]



- NORA: We're frozen in.

I can't get
a cellphone signal.

- Hank, we have to warn Phoebe.
She's in danger.

- Right, stand
back everyone.

I may not have my powers,

but I still have
my athletic prowess

and amazing physique!

[screaming]

- [heavy thud]

- I'm neither athletic
nor amazing.

[groaning]

- Or we could use the Thunder
Signal to melt our way out.

- I wish you would
have thought of that

before you made me look like
a fool in front of the children.

- [light clicks on]

- All right, this is
gonna take a while.

Let's get every light
in the house.

- Mom and dad are thinking,

but they're not thinking
like a mastermind.

Three words:
couch, fire...Nora.

- Billy, stop!

You're not
a hero mastermind.

- False. But I'd
also accept triangle.

- I'm serious.

I know how much that
test meant to you,

so I switched the results

so you would think
my high score was yours.

I'm sorry.

- My score was the low one?

That means I'll never
be a superhero.

- Thanks to Max, I don't
think any of us will be.

- [retching]

- [object splats]

- Ah...there it is.

I didn't realize I had so much
stuff from my stomach stash.

- [bleeping]

- Max! Oh, it's you.

Where is Max?

Why hasn't he called?

- Not to worry, DM.

Max just took
his parents' powers

and is on his way to steal
Phoebe's as we speak.

- That means ThunderMan
and Electress

will be sitting ducks
by the time I arrive.

- Totally.

Wait! You're coming here?

- Yes.

Your address is
all over the news.

Once Max and I crush
the Thundermans,

we'll make all of Hiddenville
our evil headquarters.

- I love it.

Now let's talk about me.

I'm gonna need a masseuse, a
personal assistant, a tiny car.

- Oops! Going through
a tunnel. Gotta go.

That stupid rabbit will be
the first one I dispose of.

[evil laugh]

Oh? Is this still on?
- Yep.

- Um, going through
another tunnel.

Bye!
[fist pounds]

- Oh...

- [evil laugh continues]

- ♪

- Time to say goodbye to your
thunder, ThunderGirl.

- Well, look who decided
to show up.

- Allison.

Uh...you look great.

Who's this guy?
- This is Richard.

- My name's Aaron.
- Shush.

He's my date since
you ditched me.

- I didn't ditch you.
Something came up.

It's complicated.
- Really?

So complicated that you ditched
your girlfriend on prom night,

show up in rags
and won't tell me why.

Okay, let's make things less
complicated for you.

We're done.

Come on, Tim.

- Wait, Allison.

- Best prom ever.
Am I right, ladies!

- ALL: Woo!

- Uh, I love this part.

Let's get closer.

Link! I, um, forgot you were
holding our spot for pictures.

- Well, I was,
but the line was moving

and I ended up taking a picture
with your geometry teacher.

Are you all right?

Phoebe, you're acting
kinda weird.

- What? Me?

- Yeah, next you're
gonna do that thing

where you laugh on
every word you say.

- [laughing]
I... don't... do... that.

- Phoebe!

What is Link doing here?

- Uh... Oh, my gosh,
Link, you're here!

- Hey, Link, how's Hong Kong?

- Oh, it's great.
I...I got a poodle.

I taught that puppy
how to sit.

- Oh, that's so cute.
[laughing]

Backstabber! How could
you break our prom pact?

Come on, ladies.
Angry dance away.

- Guys, wait.
I can explain.

- What?

Shut up! No way!

- So, when Link showed
up from Hong Kong,

I just couldn't bring
myself to tell him.

I'm so sorry,
but I promise I'll never

keep anything from
you guys ever again.

- Hey, everyone!

Phoebe Thunderman
is ThunderGirl!

- ALL: [gasp]

- Starting now.

- And this is the home
of ThunderGirl,

where she lives with
her weird family.

- And what kind of
powers do they have?

- Superpowers, goofball.

- [helicopter
blades whirring]

- Big city news chopper!

Make room, local hicks.

- DARK MAYHEM:
Get out of my way!

- And who are you with?

Channel Six Dumbface News?

[laughing]

- [powers zapping]

- Aah! Save me,
Jimmy Fallon!

- ALL:
[screaming]

- REPORTER:
[screams]

- [lasers zapping]

- [crackling sound]

- BARB:
What is that?

- DARK MAYHEM:
Dark Mayhem.

And I'm here to destroy you.

- STRONGDOR:
Strongdor here, too!

- What do we do?

- Take the kids upstairs.
I got this.

- We got this.

- ALL: Colosso?

- Fire in the hole!

- [expl*si*n]

- Go, go, go!

Thank you, Colosso.

- Hey, the only way to
save my furry little butt

is by saving your
furry big butt.

Get a longer robe!

- Nobody is asking
you to look.

- Hank, we have
to warn Phoebe.

Quick, to the Thundervan.
- COLOSSO: [gasps]

- ♪

- Let the mayhem begin!

- [crickets chirping]

- [groans]

I practiced that line in
the helicopter for nothing!

- [engine roaring]
- They escaped!

How are we gonna find them
before they warn ThunderGirl?

- I already did.

Looks like we villains will
finally get to go to prom.

- Strongdor went to prom.

- Yeah, I went.

- I leased a limo.
[hissing]

- Yeah, me, too.
I went with Debbie.

You don't know her.

- [mixed comments]

- Listen, guys, there are a lot
of crazy rumors on the internet.

Okay, I'm not ThunderGirl.

And I certainly don't
have superpowers.

- Say goodbye to your
superpowers, ThunderGirl.

- CROWD:
[gasping]

- Max?
- Max, what are you doing?

- Oh, hey, Link.
How's Hong Kong?

- Oh, it's great.
I got a poodle--

- No one cares!

Ooh! Phoebe!

- You're not gonna
win this battle, Max.

- This isn't a battle,
Phoebe, this is a w*r.

- ♪

- ♪

- All this time Phoebe
was ThunderGirl?

- I knew like a year ago.

- Dudes, we were in the presence
of ThunderGirl the entire time.

- Wolfgang!

- Max, has superpowers?

- Superpowers
and he's in a band.

Man, my life sucks.

- Give it up, Max.

You're not gonna break
my concentration.

- Nothing's gonna break mine.

- HANK: Kids!
- MAX & PHOEBE: Dad?

- [punch splashes]

- My orb!
- Oh, no, you don't.

- Soggy but still evil.

Looks like Hiddenville is about
to lose its new superhero.

- BARB:
Max, stop!

Give us back our powers.

Dark Mayhem is on his way
to destroy us all.

- I'm already here.

- Strongdor here, too!

- [powers zapping]
- [disco ball explodes]

- CROWD:
[screaming]

- We meet at last,
ThunderGirl.

Go ahead, Max.

Take your sister's powers and
you'll finally be one of us.

- Max, please!

Look, I know you hate me,

but you can't let Dark Mayhem
destroy Hiddenville.

- Oh, ThunderGirl, I'm not going
to destroy Hiddenville.

I'm going to enslave everyone in
it, to build my new evil empire.

- Is that really
what you want, Max,

to lose everything--

your friends, Allison,
your family?

- DARK MAYHEM: What are
you waiting for, Max?

You are this close
to having it all.

- I already have it all.

- [orb zapping]

- DARK MAYHEM: What are
you doing, Max?

- Restoring my
family's powers.

[gasps]
- [orb clatters]

- You fool!

- Yes! We're back!
[powers zapping]

Oh, Barb, I think
I have your powers.

- What power do I have?
[zooming]

- [heavy thud]

- Super speed.

- [whooshing]

Did I just teleport?

- ThunderBaby away!
[tiny thud]

- [plaster splatters]

- Billy, that means
you have laser eyes.

- It doesn't matter.
I'm not a superhero.

Here, take 'em back.
[lasers zapping]

- Ow! It doesn't
work that way.

- What happened?

- The punch must have
short-circuited the orb.

- They're confused from
having the wrong powers.

Get them!

- HANK:
Thundermans, att*ck!

- [powers zapping]

You picked
the wrong side, Max.

[powers zapping]

- ♪

- PHOEBE:
[gasps]

Threatening my family
is one thing,

but ruining my prom dress

before I take pictures
is crossing the line!

[rips material]

- ♪

- DARK MAYHEM:
[evil laugh]

- ♪

- Ha, ha, ha! You missed.
[hissing]

- ♪

- Oow!

- Sorry. I'm not used to
my wife's superpowers.

- [frightened gasp]

- BARB: [zooming]
Hi-ya!

Ow!

- Strongdor's turn.
[grunts]

- [heavy thud]
- [roaring]

- ♪

- Billy, help me!
- No Billy here.

Just a boy who's
not a superhero.

- ♪

- We can't keep
this up forever.

You open the orb,
I'll hold him off.

- ♪

- Phoebe, I just
want you to know

the single ladies are
totally behind you.

- Oh, thanks, girls.
It really means a lot.

- [powers zapping]
- [object shatters]

- No, we're seriously
right behind you.

Do you think you could
move the fight that way?

- ♪

- So, since this
might be the end,

who had a crush on who?

- Oyster, I hardly think
that this is the time to--

- I like Wolfgang.
- I like Gideon.

- Sweetious.

- ♪

- Too slow.
[hissing]

You couldn't hit me,
if you tried.

- Then I'll stop trying.

- [electrical zapping]
- [gasping]

- Thanks for the tip.
[powers zapping]

- Ow, ow, ow! Why?

- I can't control where
these things come out.

[powers zapping]

So weird.

- ♪

- Strongdor will crush you.

- Strongdor will have
to catch me first.

[zooming]

- [heavy thud]
- Ooh!

- Thank you for the dance.

- Great job, honey.

Uh-oh. I got this.

[grunting]

Barb! A little help.

- [grunting]

- NORA: [gasps]
- Got you.

You can't teleport away
from my pinchy grip.

Goodbye ThunderTween.

- Let her go.

- Oh, look who came
out of hiding.

[evil laugh]

You're no superhero.

You're just a scared
little boy.

[laughing]

- Billy, what's the answer
to everything?

- Triangle?

Triangle!
[lasers zapping]

- [gasps]

[screams]

- [whooshing]
- No!

- [lid thuds]
- [whooshing]

- Billy, you saved me.

Who cares if you're
not a mastermind.

You're the bravest
superhero I know.

- Thanks.

- Let's get some of
these people to safety.

Hey, come with us.
We'll get you out of here.

- BILLY: Go, go, go!
Go, guys, go.

- Orb, orb...
gotta find the orb.

- [powers zapping]

- Max?

- Allison?

I'm sorry for being
a jerk earlier.

I still really like you,

but I get if dating
a superhero is too weird and--

- [kisses]

Sorry. That was the easiest
way to shut you up.

- Yes!

- Wow. Glad you liked it.

- No, I mean... yes, but...
I found the orb.

Now where were we?

[kissing]

- ♪

- Max!
- Gotta save the world.

- Got him! Now, Max!

- I don't think so!

[grunt of effort]
[powers zapping]

- [heavy thud]

- [evil laugh]

- ♪

- [evil laugh continues]

Max, couldn't take your
powers... but I will.

- [heavy thud]
- Oh!

Mommy says I'm a good boy.

- CROWD:
[applauding, cheering]

- Chloe, you used dad's super
strength to save us?

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

ThunderBaby, away!
[tiny thud]

- [plaster splatters]

- [orb zapping]

- I love you beary much.

- I love you, too,

power-sapping orb that
I'm gonna keep forever.

- I'll hold that for
safekeeping.

- Listen, Phoebe,
I'm sorry for... for...

- ...everything
you've ever done

in your entire life
up to this point?

- That.

- I can't believe my baby
is finally a superhero.

It's too bad we have to put
you in Super Villain prison

for helping out Dark Mayhem.

- What?

- HANK & BARB:
[laughing]

- Kidding! But you should
have seen your face!

You're like... oh!
- Come on, Barb.

Let's go call
the Hero League.

Take credit for all of this.

- Hey, Thunderman,
since you have superpowers,

there's a few things you need
to do if you wanna graduate.

Number one, teach me to fly.

Number two--

- It feels so good
to finally do that.

- Hmm...
Seeing Bradford frozen

makes me feel like I'm
forgetting something.

Link!

- No, it doesn't
actually hurt at all.

Maybe like a little
bit of freezer burn, but--

- I taught that little
puppy how to sit.

Wait, Phoebe,
what's going on?

- Don't worry...

it's picture time.

- [flashbulb pops]

- And, so, it is
with great pleasure

that I proclaim Max Thunderman
an official superhero.

- ALL:
[applauding]

- [sobbing]

I promised myself
I wasn't gonna cry.

[blows nose]

- Dad...that's my cape.

- Thank you, everyone.

I promise to be worthy of this
cape and make you all proud.

Hey, Sparkles, where are
you going with my stuff?

- Well, since you're
not a villain anymore,

you won't be needing
your evil inventions.

- I can use
my weapons for good.

- Uh, how do you plan to use
a helium pain blaster for good?

- It works just
as well on villains.

Here, watch.

- Why are you pointing
that thing at me?

- [laser zapping]
- [gasping]

[high-pitched helium voice]
No! Stop! It stings!

Get it off! No!
That's not funny!

- I do like when
villains suffer.

The weapons stay.

- Well, I'm just glad we can
finally put the drama

of the last few
days behind us.

- Electress, you were exposed
as superheroes... on TV.

- So, a few people saw us.

- Yeah, it's not
that big a deal.

- CROWD:
[mixed comments]

- [door slams]

- Okay, it is
that big a deal.

- The Thundermans
are famous, baby!

- BARB:
[sighs]

- ♪

- ♪
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